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Hey, Anon! What's Alice's favorite pizza topping?

PeppeRONREY!

>> No.961201
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>>961195
Goddammit, I smirked.

>> No.961203
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>> No.961215

oh god

>> No.961216
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This girl, Letty is very aggressive. She always wants to get into the thick of it

>> No.961221

this is shit

>> No.961222

>>961216
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

You could almost say it was icy.

>> No.961223

>>961216
Your fail was bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.961233
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>>961195

>> No.961242

>>961195
I hate to admit it, but I lol'd.

>> No.961244

>>961222
How cold of me

>> No.961247

>>961195
Fuck I lol'd

>> No.961253

ULTROOOOOOOOSSSSSSS

>> No.961256

And I thought /jp/ didn't have a sense of humor.

>> No.961258

/jp/ - Japan/Bad Puns

>> No.961261
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>>961244
It's your cool

>> No.961263
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>>961244
You should really learn how to keep your cool

>> No.961264

Sup Ultros? How's life?

>> No.961266 [SPOILER] 
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UULLTRROOOOSSSSSS!!!!!

>> No.961272

I met Iku today. It was a shock

>> No.961275

holy shit

>> No.961276
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>>961272

>> No.961278

I wish saging did what everyone wants it to do

>> No.961287

>>961258
Is there such a thing as a good pun?

>> No.961289

>>961287
Ones that involve Berserker maybe.

>> No.961290
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I'M THE STRONGEST fairy in Gensokyo.

>> No.961295

Tenshi, you rock!

>> No.961297
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I ran into Cirno the other day.

She gave me a cold stare.

>> No.961300

Sakuya when I'm with you I want to stop time

>> No.961301
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>>961297

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!

>> No.961302

>>961297
She should be icer, don't you think?

>> No.961305
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Forgot I had this

>> No.961315
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I had a conversation with Sakuya the other day; she's a hell of a sharp gal.

>> No.961321

>>961315
Yes, but I hate when she cuts my conversation

>> No.961331
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faggotry

>> No.961334

8=============D

>> No.961338

BEST THREAD ON /JP/

>> No.961340

alice's leaky poop is stinky hehehe

>> No.961343
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>>961331

>> No.961345

kaguya is a noob

>> No.961349

>>961340
Awww, come on! Don't be such a party pooper.

>> No.961353

Kaguya is quite a NEET person.

>> No.961356
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THIS BEAR IS A VAGINA

>> No.961357

I love Hina. She spins my world

>> No.961361

Marisa. She has quite a bewitching personality

>> No.961367
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>>961356

>> No.961369

This thread is OMEGA WIN!

>> No.961372
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>> No.961373

>>961340
Where does this come from? EXPLAIN PLEASE.

>> No.961383

>>961373

Don't be so anal.

>> No.961390
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I saw Marisa pulled over on the side of the road, the other day. A foreigner was asking her "WHICH" way to go to Gensokyo.

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OH NO!

>> No.961394

>>961373
from a doujin in where alice was taking a poop and there wasnt any paper left and she couldnt clean herself

>> No.961405

>>961394
Thank you.

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This thread has made me laugh a few times, thank you Anon.

>> No.961409

>>961394
/r/ name of the doujin

>> No.961411

Goddammit, Yukari.

>> No.961420

>>961409
Neko Reset

>> No.961422

I hate this thread so much.

>> No.961433
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>> No.961435

>>961422
TAKE IT EASY

>> No.961439
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>> No.961447

>>961433
WHAT, IS MARISA BULLYING MY REMILIA AGAIN? WHY YOU LITTLE..

>> No.961635

This thread just made my day, I'm laughing tears.

>> No.961657

>>961433
Masster Spark

>> No.961704

>>961433
Marisa is such an ass.

>> No.961714

>>961704
That was good. I'll applaud you, NOW LET THIS THREAD DIE!!

>> No.961716

Hahaha. Awesome!

>> No.961719

>>961716
SPRING IS FUCKING GONE, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

>> No.961729

Who's the strongest psychic in all of Gensokyo?

Seer-no!

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>>961729

>> No.961760

>>961719

Part-timing as a maid.

>> No.961785

>>961760
:3

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>>961785

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>>961796

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>>961805

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>>961815

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>>961824

>> No.962182

>>961315
That looks like an aura of knives.

>> No.962188

>>962182
.

>> No.962205
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Did you hear Reisen was in the Lunarian military? Yeah, crazy stuff. I heard she took a lot fire while escaping to earth. She almost didn't make it, they just missed her by a hare

>> No.962209
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>>962205
HAHAHAHAHA

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Keine's teaching methods are revoloutionizing the field of education. One might call it History in the making.

>> No.962219

>>962214
That one was pretty good actually.

>> No.962254

I went to this party a few days ago and met that Suika girl. I've heard some pretty strange things about her, most of those confirmed when she started to drink.

She was all over me, she really is a horny drunk.

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time to die

>> No.962292

>>962254
FUCK.

>> No.962293

I was talking to that Kisume girl, and oh lord is she boring. She rambled on and on about nothing and never let me get a word in.

I felt like I was about to kick the bucket

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>>962293
I lol'd

>> No.962340

For some crazy reason, that Parsee girl has this grudge against me, even though I keep telling her I'm sorry and that it's all water under the bridge.

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HAHA this thread is awesome!

>> No.963477

lol

>> No.963486
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MAKE IT STOP!!

>> No.963498

>>961263
I wanted to kill myself in the Ultros battles.

But then Ultros was defeated. And happiness ensued in a world free of horrible, horrible jokes.

>> No.963518

I met Rumia. She's a very shady person

>> No.963528

>>963498
Did Ultros die anyway? I think he just kept fleeing.

>> No.963529

>>963518
STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD!

>> No.963531
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Eirin is so unlucky... Despite her hard work she got %%fired%% several times

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I spotted Yukari at the mall today. What do you think she did there?

She was heading for GAP.

>> No.963542

>>963537
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I was hoping I could get along with Flandre, but she rejected me with a wave of her hand and then squeezed a fist in my direction. It was crushing.

>> No.963545

>>963537
Saw it coming from a mile away.
Fapped anyway.

>> No.963547
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Eirin is so unluky... despite her hard working she was fired several times

>> No.963553

>>963547
>Eirin

THAT'S NOT EIRIN

>> No.963555
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I wanted to go on a date with Mokou but she rejected me flat-out. Upon hearing the story, a friend told me that I got burned.

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I once saw Kaguya. I was very pleased to NEET her

>> No.963564

>>963553
i know.

>> No.963566

>>963555
>a friend

I don't think you have any friends, enjoy your rejection.

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When i see Patchouli wandering in her library i think she's really a you just lost the game

>> No.963579

>>963573

you... YOU...

>> No.963582

>>963579
DOUBLE BOOKWORM

>> No.963584
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>>963573
I want to hate you dead.

>> No.963589
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What would Marisa bring to a makeshift street party in the human village?

A broom box.

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Ran was promoting a field so that humans and other creatures that wouldn't feel safe walking alone could get to see some of the more interesting areas of Gensokyo. I was really out of shape though; I always made up the tail of our group.

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Ran was promoting a field trip so that humans and other creatures that wouldn't feel safe walking alone could get to see some of the more interesting areas of Gensokyo. I was really out of shape though; I always made up the tail of our group.

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What does Reimu remind Aya to bring out of the kitchen whenever they set out for a picnic?

A PITCHER of lemonade.

>> No.963606

>>961331
Bear with it. Gaia is down and the kids are bored...

>> No.963607

>>963606

Can't be Gaia, the posts here don't have enough mispellings.

>> No.963610

I once met Chen, but we got stuck in a forest. She told me to cat my way through

>> No.963623
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I was about to get on a subway the other day when Yukari tapped me on the shoulder and told me to mind the gap.

>> No.963933

This needs to be archived.

>> No.963989

fuck

>> No.964027

What do you do on a rainy sunday in the bamboo forest?

Watch Tewi.

>> No.964047

I'm laughing so hard.
Thanks, /jp/.

>> No.964075

>>961435
TONIGHT.
WE TAKE IT EASY.
IN HELL!

Yu~

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>>963623

>> No.964158

need 4 more requests for archive, 961195

>> No.964214

>>964158

I already have it saved by ChanThreadWatch

>> No.964242

>>964158
How do I requested archive?

>> No.964465

>>964158
>>964214
>>964242
Archive does not exist.
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl

>> No.964487

Thread 961195 has already been archived.

>> No.964492

I hate these fucking summerfags.

>> No.966516

>>964492

No, Anonymous, you are the summerfags.

>> No.966527

>>964492

But we've had threads like these before summer.

>> No.966566

>>966516

And then Anonymous was a cigarette.

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>>966566

>> No.966610

>>962254

this made me so angry.

>> No.966694
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I challenged Kanako to a fight the other day. I barely won. For a good portion of the duel she had me on the ropes.

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>>966566
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.966727
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Jeez, that Reimu, sleeping all day. "Rise and SHRINE, my lazy miko".

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So these Yukkuri things are pretty cute. If I had one, I'd never let it go. Seeing so many of the things in the wild makes me think that someone really lost their head.

>> No.966738

>>966727
I'm going to kill you irl

>> No.966745

WHY OH GOD WHY?! WHY THE PUNS?!

>> No.966751

>>966745
Because they're punny.

>> No.966765
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>>966738

>> No.966780
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>>966731

Don't get ahead of yourself here Anonymous, we don't want to head into a Yukkuri discussion just yet. If you look overhead you'll notice we went for pages and pages without such puns, and as such, we can probably plow ahead just a bit further before we have to resort to such things.

>> No.966783

>>966731
You know, if you make them horny, they may give you head

>> No.966788

>>966783
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.966789

>>966780
>>966783

I'm head over heels in love with both of you.

>> No.966805
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This thread.

>> No.966833

This thread is headed to victory!

>> No.966897

What do horny yukkuris say?

Take me easy!

>> No.966946

>>966731
I like where this thread is heading!

>> No.967456
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I helped Cirno play a practical joke on Suwako the other day. Unfortunately, when she realized what had happened, instead of laughing, Suwako was hopping mad.

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>>967456

>> No.967487

>>967456

Icy what you did there.

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Aya was spreading the news last week of a party at Kaguya's mansion. She managed to drag quite a few people along with her there... and it turned out, not particularly surprisingly, that she made up the news about the party to see what would happen.

Kaguya apparently enjoyed the company though, and at the end we all laid down in the Eientei grounds and looked at the stars. Even Aya seemed happy. It was picture-perfect.

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>>967511

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK

>> No.967582
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I spotted Youmu in the Human Village a few days ago and we ended up in a discussion. At one point, I asked her what she thought of Yuyoko's habit of eating youkai; she thought it was ghastly.

>> No.967622
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I spotted Youmu in the Human Village a few days ago and we ended up in a discussion. At one point, I asked her what she thought of Yuyuko's habit of eating youkai; she thought it was ghastly.

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>>967622

With a capital "G" amirite?

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Q: What kind of bicycle does Haruhi ride?
A: A Huffy!

>> No.967661

>>967641
boo go back to /a/

>> No.967666
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Reimu came to the store today limping. When I asked her what happened, she told me that she tripped over her balls.

>> No.967673

>>967629

>> No.967720

I both hate and love this thread at the same time.

>> No.967735

>>967661
>Aikus

SO close, yet.....so far.

>> No.967767
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>>966780

Speechless.

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I'm fucking done.

I'm ragequitting the fucking internet.

Thank you /jp/. In a single thread, you've caused me to go insane

>> No.967966

๏̯͡๏

THIS FUCKING THREAD

๏̯͡๏

>> No.967969

๏̯͡๏)

>> No.967983

>>967957

Don't let the door guard hit you on your way out.

>> No.967984

>>967957
>Thank you /jp/. In a single thread, you've caused me to go insane

Sage for unfunny faggot.

>> No.967997

>>967983
...

God damnit...

>> No.968321

Sakuya recently bought a new house; it's quite the pad.

>> No.968337
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So, I got a new car recently, so I decided to stop by Hina's place and take her for a spin.

>> No.968354

◕ ◡ ◕

>> No.968757

Oh my god, this thread seriously made my day

So puny

>> No.968793

>>967487
I lol'd.

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