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Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:34:38 No.960432 [Reply] [Original]

So /jp/, I met some female moonfolk today. Spent a few very interesting hours with them, enjoying non-roneriness for the short while it lasted.
I was jugded to be an otaku on the basis that I own a few female anime figurines, which was a huge shock, since I always considered myself not-yet-an-otaku.
Another shock was how different real lunars actually talk compared to anime. The difference is mind-boggling.
Might be meeting some of them again, luckily I'm not otaku enough yet that my appereance would scare people away.

ITT, experiences with real japanese people... as if, people will just think this is a troll anyway,

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:37:31 No.960452 >>I was jugded to be an otaku on the basis that I own a >few female anime figurines haha oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:37:44 No.960446 >Another shock was how different real lunars actually talk compared to anime. I don't really get where this myth comes from. I live in New York and I see real Japanese people talk to each other here and there and it's just like animu in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:37:53 No.960448 You are a troll. So, why don't you tell us about some of these 'differences?'

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:40:25 No.960470 and so the summer of summer continues

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:42:29 No.960479 >>960448 Well for one their eyes are smaller. It kinda surprised me at first.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:44:59 No.960492 >>960470 Time for a history lesson, young Padawan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endless_September It's not going to end.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:45:24 No.960499 >>960446 >>I live in New York >>real Japanese people lol'ed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:48:29 No.960508 /jp/ - blogs Reported.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:49:27 No.960521 >>960479 Alright, you got me. I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:51:00 No.960527 didnt they mock you for your disgusting power-level revealing OP?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:52:25 No.960537 Not you blog.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:52:42 No.960531 Wake me up when september ends.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:54:18 No.960550

OP here

>>960446
You're dreaming those japanese people you speak of, they really do speak differently.

>>960448
I told you so.
Difference is difference, not going to bother my tired brain on a day off thinking about how to describe ways of speech using a foreign language.

>>960452
I actually own less than the normal amount of digits in a human hand.

>>960479
Get off you impostorfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:54:30 No.960553 This thread made me sad. No, not you OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:54:50 No.960546 >Another shock was how different real lunars actually talk compared to anime. The difference is mind-boggling. Anyone that isn't just a retard knows that japs don't talk the same way as in anime. It's nothing new nor surprising.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:55:07 No.960556 >>960553 Delicious tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:56:55 No.960560 >>960550 OP here, disregard that I suck cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:57:53 No.960564 >>960560 Delicious cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 6, 2008 23:58:42 No.960569 >>960550 Congratulations! You have just solidified your status as 'Troll!' You are now permitted to GTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:00:15 No.960578 >>960546 >Anyone who has ever heard japanese in some source other than animu or VNs knows that japs don't talk the same way as in animu. Fix'd. And learn english please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:01:03 No.960586 >>960550 Successful troll is successful.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:02:34 No.960588

Yeah, the Japanese consider all people who watch anime to be otaku. Well, except for the "accepted" anime though, such as Doraemon.

I sort of enjoy that. All anime-fans fail equally in the eyes of normal-friend Japanese. If only it were like that here in America. Here, you actually have some people go "Hah, I only watch "manly" anime/I don't like moe moe desu things!" when in reality they're just as pathetic as every other anime geek.

Perhaps they're even more pathetic, since instead of accepting that they fail they try to rationalize their way out of it with bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:09:58 No.960605 >Another shock was how different real lunars actually talk compared to anime. HURR DURR PEOPLE DON'T SOUND LIKE THEY DO IN CARTOONS

Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:10:11 No.960611

The Japanese have a weird way of messing with you.

I've made a few Japanese friends because I'm taking Japanese in college and there is a small community of them on campus. They like to say things in a deadpan manner, wait for your bewildered expression, and say "Uso" or "Joudan da yo"

Like when one guy came to my room and I showed him my vidya gaems (he wondered why I had so many JRPGs) I asked if he played a lot and he said, "Yes, 10 hours a day, usually."

Blank stare. "I... see."

"Joudan da yo!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:12:00 No.960618 I, for one, were shocked and appalled to discover real Americans didn't speak like in Beavis and Butthead.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:16:28 No.960638 >>960618 Go back in time to the mid 90's and go to any middle-school-- You will find what you seek. I hated middle school.

>>	Sax !2tvnoVB17M Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:20:28 No.960645 >>960618 Bad comparison. Most American do sound like their cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:21:42 No.960651 >>960645 I didn't know americans sounded like Spongebob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:24:21 No.960662 >>960645 That's why they were able to come up with the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:25:21 No.960668 >>960651 I think we're talking about different things here, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:26:39 No.960672 >>960651 Nonsense. All Americans will happily skip, jump, and sing along with you just like spongebob.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:28:24 No.960682 >>960672 But Americans are fat and swear all the time just like in South Park.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:31:36 No.960690 >>960682 And? IF WE'RE LIVING IN PINEAPPLES UNDER THE FUCKING SEA I THINK WE HAVE CONQUERED THAT ISSUE.

>>	Sax !2tvnoVB17M Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:32:07 No.960692 Why do you try to disprove me by naming the stupidest cartoons ever made? Kimpossible or even Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a good example of how americans speak on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:33:05 No.960697 >>960692 Farts

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:33:40 No.960698 File: 249 KB, 646x506, 1215390820899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>960692 Probably because you're named is connected to one of the shittiest instruments ever created.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:35:23 No.960705 File: 163 KB, 1279x710, 1215390923903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>960698 Wow, htf did that post get through? I apologize.

>>	Sax !2tvnoVB17M Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:35:35 No.960704 >>960698 Nothing makes a woman's pussy flow more than the subtle tones of a saxophone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:36:42 No.960712 File: 190 KB, 1142x2036, 1215391002344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>960704

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:36:48 No.960713 File: 150 KB, 500x333, 1215391008551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>960704 >subtle tones >saxophone

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:43:23 No.960740 >>960704 yeah, they wet themselves in terror

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:53:17 No.960804 it's so raven = 90% american population I went to the US and I confirmed this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:55:02 No.960810 >>960804 *That's So Raven I read femslash of that, btw.

>>	God !jKivQN915w Mon, Jul 7, 2008 00:56:10 No.960814 File: 29 KB, 336x336, 1215392170375.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>960740 More like wet themselves in tenor

>>	a t h e n s !SysNpnp3nU Mon, Jul 7, 2008 01:01:05 No.960831 >>960704 you know all about juices flowing through your orifices, eh sax?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 01:01:05 No.960835 >>960698 this game ... brb learning japanese.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 01:02:05 No.960838 >>960814 I'll bring you the coat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 01:06:19 No.960850 File: 133 KB, 640x480, 1215392779670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread.

Anonymous Mon, Jul 7, 2008 01:10:07 No.960870

I was fighting Remila Scarlet yesterday and a female Japanese walking past saw my screen through where some of the pained had thinned on my basement window. She asked if I was playing normal modo and when I said I was on lunatic her legs went weak with sexual desire, she smashed through the window overcome with lust and attached her vajayjay to my detestable, smegma-riddled manhood. She’s been there for a week now. I don't feel my legs anymore, and I can feel my lifeblood draining away. These are truly my final days.

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