/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel?

[Anonymous No.]

Vaginas are gross dude

[Anonymous No.]

Getting old and realizing I won't enjoy my hobbies forever hurts much more.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you made a mistake
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

But I'm not a virgin.

I wish I had a little less self-respect, then I'd consider myself a "born-again virgin". But I'm just not enough of a faggot to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Suprisingly good, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600263
He's definitely got the right place.

[Anonymous No.]

I stopped thinking about it in my early twenties. You're kind of trying to beat a dead horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600268
This.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600278
thats not the only thing i'm beating am i right guys or what

[Anonymous No.]

Someone make the designated NEET lifestyle thread. Last one hit the bump limit.

[Anonymous No.]

there are this people called prostitutes you nknow

[Anonymous No.]

When I move to glorious nippon i'll fuck a different nip every day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600308
Isn't this one good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600326
No. Too specific and /a/-/v/-/r9k/, even going by NEET thread standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600340
Insecure non-virgin detected

[Anonymous No.]

I will turn into wizard in the next 8 months, i got a feeling that i will be the only one in this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600348
People always say this, it's uncanny. PROTIP: you're not the only 29-year-old here, and there are a fair few people in their thirties too.

[Anonymous No.]

but i'm not

[Anonymous No.]

Meh, depending on my 70 year old parents is far more embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish more people were virgins. Eugenics needs to make a comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600260

Won't care when I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a time from around the ages of 23 to 27 when I was really angry about it.

But now I'm pretty fucking grateful.

[Kaguyadrew !!/UOeXZ+ubv5 No.]

Great.

Who seriously wants to lose their virginity and end up getting fucked in reality over one mishap?

[Anonymous No.]

feels bad man i want some pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600549
It's time to leave /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600897
The last one fits me to a tee, only I don't hate women.

[Anonymous No.]

みんな経験ホントにそんな少ないのかなぁ、、私、ナンパされてエッチした
り、サイトで相手探してエッチしたりで、、３Pとかも好きでよくやるし、
。ちゃんと数えてないけど、たぶん、３００人は越えてる、風俗経験無し
で。でも、彼とかには経験人数７～８人ってことにしてる。。 ここでしか経験人数も打ち明けられないけど、、私みたいな女は少数派かな
、

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600905
Onaholes are three dimensional, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Onaholes are better than 3d anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600902
ちなみに女の子です

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600907
Is....is it true?
My life is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600907
Nah dude, they are just the 2 dimensions curled up. String theory and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600897
People lost their virginities at 8-11 years old?

...god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600897
``saving''

[Anonymous No.]

I'm quite happy about it, I don't think many people can claim they are pure, innocent virgins at my age. I've not even had a real kiss with a girl.
I'm a unique snowflake ~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600935
What amazes me more is that the text is ``we shared a beer.''

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600264
What if you don't plan to grow old? Age won't crush my NEET spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>your penis will never be stimulated from the inside

feel bad man ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I want to loose my virginity to some some 3DPD whore?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew about this wizard stuff before losing it. Sure it's probably not true but what if it is? Did I give up a chance at magical secrets with just one bad decision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600897
>not posting the wizard one

[Anonymous No.]

sup guys

hang on in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601027
You are hardcore. I wish I was a hardcore independent man like you who don't need no woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601027
>3DPD
Looks like i'm in /a/

[Anonymous No.]

IF you pretend you are super religious people don;t give you strange looks. /jp/-christian otakus

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601057
He got a blowjob though

[Anonymous No.]

I'm saving myself for marriage, I'm a girl FYI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601085
Looks like you should be on /soc/ instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601126
dude gan u pleeze merry me :--DDDDDDD plese

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kinda glad I don't think exclusively with my penis. My coworkers (Yes I have a job. I am normalfag scum) do/did and I see where it got them.
Kids they didn't want.
Marriages they didn't want.
Paying for kids they realized were not theirs.

Funny thing is, they constantly harass and fuck with me about how I never talk about how many times I've had sex, the bitches I've fucked etc. They assume now that I'm a virgin and give me shit about it.

But I smile anyway because I know the boat they themselves are in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601139
Being attracted to 3D women is not a trait exclusive trait to the /soc/ board, but being so delusional as to believe you are "2D-sexual" is strictly /a/ material. Remember, just because /jp/ don't spout phrases like 3DPD doesn't mean we actively seek girls, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601175
Nobody cares what you like or don't like. Just don't talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601175

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

Advanced Wizard here, 5 years post-ascension. At this point, I can tell you it's not the absence of sex that's difficult. It's the absence of intimacy.

That's why I haven't gone to a prostitute, by the way. What they can offer me isn't really what I'm starving for (although I've heard a skilled one can do a pretty good job of providing a momentary fantasy of it).

Being a wizard definitely gets easier with practice. The days go by so quickly now, since they're all pretty much the same. I haven't exactly given up hope of de-wizarding, but I'm not exactly trying all that hard these days (not really trying at anything, really).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601179
You're replying to a "you'll always be a virgin" thread, the act of sex with a woman is bound to come up. You can prefer to be alone without being an /a/ child screaming about 3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601190
You're right. I should just report and hide these threads and move on before ronery nerds like you can try to project and automatically assume everyone else is a sex-starved cretin like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601175
Are you really trying to say that people here don't prefer 2D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601109
who MONOPHYSITE here?
who BOGOMILIST here?

A good theology thread here wouldn't be sucha bad idea though, in all seriousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601182
Days always go by faster as you get older. It's part of the curse of aging. It seems life is designed for you to enjoy yourself only when you are young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601217
Nowhere did I say that, but trying to pretend you're 2D sexual and all 3D women are disgusting whores is /a/ behavior.

>>9601200
I don't want to have sex with women and much prefer 2D, but I don't spout juvenile memes like "3DPD", champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601243
Then all your not liking here is that term?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601243
Who's pretending?

Real vaginas are pig disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9600260
But I already lost in when I was 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9601342
to ur dad lmbo