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9599831 No.9599831 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather have $3,287.76 or sex with Haru for three hours?

>> No.9599839

Taking the money means that you are effectively being paid to not have sex for three hours.
At a $1000 an hour, I'd be a fool to pass that up.

>> No.9599843

The money. Because sex associated with money is against my principles :(

>> No.9599844
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9599844

Haru, or haru wearing an indian hat?

This is very important.

>> No.9599851

Three hours? I'd die from exhaustion. I don't want to die!

>> No.9599852

The money.

>> No.9599855

I'd take the money, that's halfway to a RealDoll.

>> No.9599856

>>9599844

That's what I thought when I started playing it.

>> No.9599902

I could buy a haru figure with that money!

>> No.9599907

I'll take the money, thank you.

>> No.9599932

She looks great and I'm sure she's a sweet girl, but I really need the money. So I'll take the money.

>> No.9599935

If she were to love me I could have sex with her later, and for free.
If she doesn't love me, I wouldn't want to have sex with her in the first place, so I would take the money in that case.

>> No.9599980

im all about my paper money $$$

>> No.9599983

For $3,287.76, I could probably hire a real girl to wear a Haru costume and have sex with me every night for a week.

>> No.9599991

Money. I can buy all the books I want

>> No.9599997

Serious question: Is a prostitute worth it?

>> No.9599996

Dolla dolla bills yall

>> No.9600009

>>9599997
Define prostitute.

A high-class escort? Maybe.

High school girl whoring herself out for clothes money? If you're lucky.

A regular prostitute? No.

>> No.9600013

>>9599997
Of course not, unless you think of sex as a mechanical exercise.

>> No.9600018

Only if she says "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub."

>> No.9600025

>>9599997
Nah.
Get an onahole instead.

>> No.9600033

>>9600018
The absurd commentary would be well worth it on it's own going by her other scenes as well.

>> No.9600057

>>9599831

The money, obviously.

>> No.9600084

Just a little over 3 000 bucks? Versus having sex with a glorious 2D girl? I'll have the sex, please.

>> No.9600097

>>9600084

Considering not picking the sex is something I'd regret for the rest of my life, the money would have to last for at least that long - so no less than to make me economically secure for the rest of my life.

>> No.9600099

>>9599983
Fuck off back to /a/.

>> No.9600108

The money. Though, reporting it to the IRS would be a nigger.

>> No.9600114

The money, I dont love her or anything. With the money I could go to places Ive always wanted to.

>> No.9600699 [DELETED] 

If it's three hours WORTH of sex, then I'll pick Haru.
If it has to be three hours of sex consecutive, show me the money.

I'll probably restart the VN next month after dropping it a year ago for... absolutely no reason. It's just slipped my mind to continue the game at some point.

>> No.9600704

If it's three hours WORTH of sex, then I'll pick Haru.
If it has to be three hours of sex consecutively, show me the money.

I'll probably restart the VN next month after dropping it a year ago for... absolutely no reason. It's just slipped my mind to continue the game at some point.

>> No.9600716

The money... sorry Haru

>> No.9600719

Can't I have both?

>> No.9600739
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9600739

Depends on what can I do to her.

>> No.9600768

>>9600704

probably cuz it's boring

>> No.9600795
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9600795

Sex with Haru..?

Ok..

>> No.9600810

The money, hands down.
If it was sex with Yuyuko, get those filthy green papers out of my face.

>> No.9600815

>>9599997
It's like 1cc touhou on easy

>> No.9600823

sage for kusoge

>> No.9603070

>>9600815
That may be the best description I've ever heard.

>> No.9603253

I'll take the money.

>> No.9603502

>>9599844
I thought they would have the same VA but after some google searches, Haru's VA was actually doing the elf's girl voice.

>> No.9603514

>>9600739
This, more or less. If I get to use drugs, sex toys and do whatever I want it might be worth it.
I would absolutely devastate her vagina, ass and mouth.

>> No.9603591
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9603591

>$3,287.76
Why so exact?

>> No.9603681

>>9603591
>Why so exact?
He probably got the same offer and is questioning if he chose right

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