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Sukumizu thread?

>> No.9589068
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>> No.9589074
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why not

>> No.9589078

And people say school life in Japan isn't better. The very fact sukimizu exists makes it infinitely better.

>> No.9589080
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>>9589074

You perv

>> No.9589097

>>9589078
Did you actually see girls swimming when you were in school? I didn't.

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>> No.9589480

>>9589062
>>9589460
That's pretty sexy but but but, that's 3dpd, but that's pretty sexy.

Help /jp/. My dick is confused

>> No.9589486

Ugly nose, wouldn't bang.

>> No.9589489

>>9589480
/jp/ isn't /a/

Nothing wrong with some 3D

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>> No.9589661
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sukumizu or just one piece swimsuits?

I don't have much of either...

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>>9589661
...but here's a couple.

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>> No.9589707

>>>/s/
reported

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>>9589688
Also, I heard you like vaginabones?

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>> No.9589718

>>9589707
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

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>> No.9589773

>>9589712
hnnnnggggg

my dick

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>> No.9589828

>>9589661
This is pretty hot.

>> No.9589888

>>9589719
uwa~

>> No.9589961
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>> No.9590602

I want videos

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I'm impressed /jp/

Not bad, not bad at all.

>> No.9590647 [DELETED] 

>>9589705
This is my favorite.

>> No.9590684
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>>9590647
plz no more of those reaction images

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>> No.9590703

I hate these pictures. It makes me angry to see pictures like these because I'm an undesirable virgin in his prime. No matter how many times I masturbate a day it just doesn't satisfy my urges. I wonder if this is how rapists feel.

>> No.9590713

Okay, you win op.
Any good sukumizu related porn video out there?

>> No.9590734

>>9590684
ok, but more of that?

>> No.9590781
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>> No.9590788

>>9590703
Just offer yourself an escort from time to time.

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>>9590734
No more from that set

>> No.9590801

>>9590788
They’re not very cheap though. I considered an escort once but I didn’t want to spend so much money.

>> No.9590803

>>9590781
Is she under 18? It's hotter if she is.

>> No.9590825

>>9590801
That's an issue for me too. I can't really afford anything like that because I'm a shut-in. Another issue is also that I want to fuck girls like the ones I see in these pictures. Pretty girls with soft skin and beautifully shaped. Even if I could afford an escort they would probably be gross and have an ugly beaten up vagina like the girls in some amateur porn videos. Maybe if I got drunk that would be fine. I just have unrealistic standards from browsing the internet and it's really frustrating.

>> No.9590827

This thread started to dip after >>9589961. Too old.

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>>9590825

Are you that hopeless to have no possibilities at all even if you work hard to improve yourself?

>> No.9590868

>>9590858
Well the best I could do for one of these girls is probably try to get rich some how but even then I'm not sure if they would fuck me. I'm short and have a below average penis among other things.

>> No.9590866

>>9590825
>I just have unrealistic standards from browsing the internet and it's really frustrating.

/jp/ in a nutshell.

>> No.9590891

>>9590866
/a/v/b/r9k/ in a nutshell

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>>9590868

>I'm short so I cannot this and that....

Do you really believe it? Really? AHAHAHAH!

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>> No.9590926

>>9590911

stop bullying my thread

>> No.9590921

>>9590907
Yes I do.

>> No.9590940

>>9589661
Who wears socks while in their swimsuit?
That's not how it works.
What a (cute) dummy.

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>>9590940
...you're new to this whole "fetish" thing, ain't you.

>> No.9590961

>>9590921

I know a guy that's shorter than average (about 165cm) and he has hundreds (literally) of girls lusting on him.

He has a pretty handsome face tho.

>> No.9590989

>>9590956
What?
She's going to go swimming right?
Why would you wear socks for that?

>> No.9590991

>>9590961
Please do tell me more about your amazing life. Don't forget to use some more spoilers too, while you're at it.

>> No.9591001

>>9590961
How big's his pocketbook?

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>>9590991

It's pretty late here in Italy so I should go to bed, sorry.

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>>9590989

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>>9590940
Maybe the water was cold and she wanted to warm her legs.

>> No.9591022

>>9591015
So pale. She needs a tan.

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Anyone have some 3d girls in swimsuits over panythose?

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>> No.9591083

>>9591022
Pale is hot.

>> No.9591103

Do you have that picture from a thread in Futaba where a guy found a bleach that diluted tastes like sukumizu?

>> No.9591143

>>9590866
These standards aren't unrealistic. These just look like normal Japanese girls to me. Above average, but normal.

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>> No.9591161
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Soap.

>> No.9591168

Very unrealistic for me. Maybe not for everyone though.

>> No.9591176

>>9591150
Couldn't find a flatter ass?

>> No.9591178
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>> No.9591211

Wish I could rape and mindbreak a girl like that so I could get away with it, but I bet reality is nothing like in my japanese eromangas

>> No.9591215

>>9591211
Thanks for sharing.

>> No.9591218

>>9591168
It needn't be unrealistic for you!

Even a plain, unpopular fujoshi could turn out to have a sexy body.

>> No.9591243

>>9591218
Wouldn't most fujoshishihshishi be overweight though?

>> No.9591255

>>9591215
No problem bro, anything to improve /jp/ ;D

>> No.9591260

>>9591218
You are a liar.

>> No.9591300

>>9591211
Those types of things tend to go better inside of the brain.

>> No.9591317

Sex is less enjoyable than masturbation unless it is emotional, and it won't be because you cannot relate to normals. Real women are a waste of time.

If you really think you will gain any modicum of happiness from sex with a 3d, good luck - you will need it.

>> No.9591320

>>9590713
this

>> No.9591333
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Anyone know what this person's name is? They're like the cutest ever. If they still model they're probably like 20 something and super hot.

>> No.9591407

>>9591243
Well I'm skinny and hardly exercise and eat all I want. I don't see how being the female equivalent of me would make me necessarily fat.

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>> No.9591462

>>9591385
I know who that is.

>> No.9591543

>>9591385
If her legs are that fat when she's a kid, I really don't want to see how they'll look once she's grown up.

>> No.9591568

>>9591543
her legs are sexy and perfect.

>> No.9591673

>>9589460
>>9589062
>>9589068
>>9590852
Need some like these but in larger resolutions. Crotch/lower stomach area with thighs in sukumizu would make a perfect wallpaper.

>> No.9591678

>>9589068
This is very lewd.

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>>9591673

>> No.9591701

3DPD

>> No.9591716

>>9591701
>>>/a/

>> No.9591719

>>9589718

So fucking new.

>> No.9591736

>>9591688
Thank you

>> No.9591760

I'm loving this thread

>> No.9591763

>>9591333
Please tell me she has done porn.

What's her name?

>> No.9591803
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>>9591763
Reverse image search turns up
ロリ 競泳 水着

and there are some porn vids if you search it up

>> No.9591819

I came here expecting old design and all I got was new shitty designs.

>> No.9591828

>>9591819
And I bet your parents expected you to not be a loser with no friends, but I guess everyone faces disappointment in life.

>> No.9591927

>>9591803
For some reason I completely forgot you could reverse image search 3D stuff.

>> No.9591967
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>> No.9591988

>>9591407
Ah, well, I'm overweight from the lack of movement, so I was just assumin'. Excuse me.

>> No.9592127

>>9591150
You can see the reflecting off of her Sukumizu, neat.

>> No.9592139

Lotion play + one-piece swimsuits truly is a force to be reckoned.

>> No.9592397
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>> No.9592411

>>9592397
This thread has finally become relevant.

>> No.9592420
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Close enough.

>> No.9592492
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>> No.9592498

what

>> No.9592499
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>>9592499
whoops

>> No.9592523
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damn, I'm all out

>> No.9592603

>>9592515
Ai has the weirdest butt. From some angles it looks great and from others it's blah.

>> No.9592669

>>9592499
Who doesn't like a loli butt like this?

>> No.9592720
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>> No.9592734

>>9592720
I see a blur down there. Disappointing.

>> No.9592745

Where can I buy one?

I'd like to wear it.

>> No.9592757
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>>9592515

Good girl, just like that

>> No.9592872

>>9592728

Maybe it's the angle, but she looks like she has a size 15 foot or something.

>> No.9592927

This thread is infinitely better than the previous one, thanks a bunch.

>> No.9595012
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>> No.9595090

>>9589480

Go back 2 /a/ faghet.

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>>9592515

>> No.9595158
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>> No.9595166

Yah, post dat shit, nigga.

>> No.9595188

>>9595166
Yeah.

>> No.9595189
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>> No.9595299

>>9591967
Oh my!

>> No.9595474
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Shinozaki again

>> No.9596329
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>> No.9596372
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Whose hand?

>> No.9596636
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>> No.9597193

I really hate these standard 1 piece swimsuits they pass off as sukumizu nowadays.

>> No.9597259

WHich is your favorite Sukumizu related JAV?

>> No.9597280
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>>9597193
I can't say I hate them, but they're definitely a step down from real sukumizu

>> No.9597301

>>9597193
>>9597280
I bet you like red and blue panties instead of crotch-riding bike shorts too. Face it those old style swimsuits are archaic and dumb. They only look good in anime because they seem to be made of ultra shiny plastic there.

>>9597259
The one with the pool

>> No.9597319
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>>9597301
I have no opinion on gym uniforms. Both styles look good

>> No.9597361
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>> No.9597401

>>9591803
I don't need TinEye to tell me that's a loli in a racing swimsut.

>> No.9597445

You're all going to hell.

>> No.9597477

>>9597401
She doesn't seem loli to me.

>> No.9597529

A non loli in a swimsuit is like Christmas without presents.

>> No.9597532

>>9597477
Kind of borderline, really. But that's what "ロリ" means.

>> No.9598138
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>>9597361

>> No.9598210

>>9597529
The way it was meant to be?

>> No.9598684
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>> No.9598694

>>9598210

Yes, but also somewhat depressing.

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>> No.9599721

Is there a Booru for 3D?

>> No.9599725

>>9599721
Yes, and its name is exactly what you just said.

>> No.9599741

DELICIOUS. Thank you for a gorgeous time.

>> No.9599788

>>9599725
>>9599721
There's only hags on there, though

>> No.9599797

>>9599721
Why won't it show the explicit rated posts? kinda like the loli posts on the boorus, I thought the script would work for this one too.

>> No.9599802

any crippled model

>> No.9599806

>>9599721

http://behoimi.org/

>> No.9600734

>>9599721
>>9599725
>>9599788
>>9599806
http://idol.sankakucomplex.com/
Despite the name it's better than behoimi

>> No.9600814

>>9600734
You're fucking right, thank you.

>> No.9605254

best thread

>> No.9605286

ugly chinks.

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>> No.9607654

>>9607603
This picture is a lot easier to masturbate to than >>9591333 on account of her eyes being less in focus and easier to ignore as they look directly at you.

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>>9607654
She is pretty intimidating somehow

>> No.9608433
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guess who

>> No.9608471

If your cleft is visible through your swimsuit, you need to buy clothes that fit right.

Doing it right:
>>9589062
>>9589068
>>9589073
>>9589080
>>9589460
>>9589541
>>9589648
>>9589685
>>9589713
>>9589719
>>9589961
>>9590797
>>9590800

Doing it wrong:
>>9589661
>>9589688
>>9589712
>>9590781

>> No.9608686

>>9608471
I'm not an expert but I think they do that on purpose

>> No.9608694

>>9608686
But who's the one that tucks the swimsuits into a loli's cleft for the photographs?

>> No.9608704

>>9608694
The man get them to do a pose with spread legs and it gets tucked naturally.

>> No.9608744

>>9597301

>dumb

why?

>> No.9608761

>>9608744
They look dumb. The cut is dumb. The way they go on the hips like that is dumb. Those two lines in front are dumb. That little panty gap part is dumb. They're like those old fashioned swimsuits that tried to look as unerotic as possible. They're not sexy at all, I don't know why people like them. Even Japanese didn't know they weren't 2 pieces until recently and that whole wanting to fuck the belly hole fetish started. They look so lame around the hips and ass. And the worst is that they look like utter shit in real life.

The
>>9589541
>>9590800
type is superior in every way. Everyone should stop holding on to shit that probably stopped being used before they were even born.

>> No.9608767

>>9608761
>my taste are superior

Protip: no

>> No.9608770

>>9608767
Exactly. Your taste is not superior.

>> No.9608773

>>9608770
I'm not in your tread trying to tell you that what I love is better.

>> No.9608776

>>9608761

The cut seems pretty rational to me.

>> No.9608779

>>9608776
seem*

>> No.9608784

How do girls in Japan put Sukumizu's on in school without their classmates seeing their embarrassing spots?

>> No.9608787

>>9608784

Locker rooms

Or it's implied they wear them to school underneath their uniform

>> No.9608793

>>9608787
But other girls will be able to see them even if they use a locker room

>> No.9608794

>>9608793

So....

They sit in hot springs naked together, how is this any different

>> No.9608798

>>9608793
It's the boys they care about...

>> No.9608800

>>9608793

They are not prude gaijin, keep it in mind.

>> No.9608801

>>9608784

they do like girls not in Japan.

How did you put your swimwear without your callsmate seeing your embarassing spot?

>> No.9608802

>>9608801
>callsmate
wtf

classmate

>> No.9608804

>>9608801
I was too scared to so I wore my bikini to school under my clothes and dried it out with a towel.

>> No.9608867

>>9608793
When I was in Middle School, it was required for every student to use the showers after P.E. I felt very uncomfortable with being naked around other males, but eventually convinced myself that I was being silly.

It might have been because I was the last one in every time before, but the moment I walked into that shower room, everyone turned to stare at my penis. It was very, very uncomfortable, and they were all blatantly staring. This was a class comprised mostly of fat kids with tiny penises, one ginger with a tiny penis, and one mutant who never developed beyond 3' of height who, of course, had a tiny penis. Now, I was not only the tallest one there, but also had the lowest body fat, so my own male appendage was proportional to the size of my body, and quite on display.

I wanted to leave right then, but even by that time I had adopted the "Know what you're doing and do it" solution to anxiety such that I was stubborn about the decisions I made where anxious and uncomfortable situations were concerned. So, I proceeded to rinse myself off, and not a second after I turned the water on did all of them begin making jokes about the size of my penis. I remember thinking very clearly, "Isn't this backwards?", and while I wasn't insulted, I was offended and disgusted.

>> No.9608869

>>9608867
I later elbowed a kid in the face after he approached me and grabbed for my member, incapacitated two others who lunged to do the same, and proceeded to get tackled by a dozen short, fat, wet, and naked children who tried in vain to hurt me, who rubbed their sausage-fingered fists against me until the gym teacher interrupted, spending 10 minutes pulling their grub-like bodies off of me. It took weeks for me to feel clean again after that.

I don't know what would possess them to do that. Strangely, though, the midget hit the hardest. Most of them are dead now, though - a shockingly high percentage of them got into fatal car accidents. This brings me to a strange theory that driving ability is proportional to penis length.

The moral of the story is that locker rooms can be just as, if not more, disgusting and embarrassing than you might imagine them to be. Considering how casually women grope each-other, I imagine it would only be worse for them.

>> No.9608873

>>9608867
>>9608869
You were raped. I'm sorry anon.

>> No.9608883

>>9608873
I refuse to accept that.

>> No.9608884

>>9589480
>my dick is confused because an image board told me my dick shouldn't be aroused at something pretty much every male in the entire world is aroused by

>> No.9608896

>>9608884
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9608905

>>9608896
I'm quoting him but with more depth into what he said.

>> No.9608992

What is it about Sukumizus that make my dick diamond.

>> No.9608997

>>9608905
Sounds like you're being a nerdlord fagmeister to me.

>> No.9609061

>>9608997
nuh uh ur gay

>> No.9609160 [DELETED] 

>>9608471
What do you mean by cleft?

>> No.9609183

>>9609160
He means the cleft of venus/Pudendal cleft. It's the division of the vulva.

>> No.9609712

>>9608869
Do you live in Korea? It's just the small penises and the horrible driving that strikes me.

>> No.9609756

>>9609712
>small penises
But all asians have small penises.

>> No.9610317

>>9609712
No, I live in the United States.

>> No.9610376

> The cut is dumb. The way they go on the hips like that is dumb. Those two lines in front are dumb
but those are all my favorite parts
I think high cut hips look retarded and ugly (hurf look how adult i am the hip goes all the way up to my fucking waist and makes my muscles there look gross), low cuts like these swimsuits, and low-cut hip hugger panties are the best. There's just something about having a straight line cutting right across that part of the hips that's appealing.

>> No.9610413

>>9608433
Oi, that's me mum!

>> No.9610507

>>9609756
But not all asians drive (particularly) badly.

>> No.9610818
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9610818

>>9610376
I agree

>> No.9610841

>>9610376
You're wrong. A straight low cut is only good for making fatties look less fat in comparison.

>> No.9610926

>>9610841
No, you're wrong. It emphasizes the hips. Trust me, I fucked your mom jeje

>> No.9611616

>>9610376
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

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