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9586347 No.9586347 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone tried an automatic/motorized onahole? I hope for them to be as amazing as I imagine...

>> No.9586362

Wouldn't that be the blast.

>> No.9586378

I admit the loss of direct control over the rhythm may end up great, but I think I'd find it frustrating instead.

>> No.9586404

I'm actually enticed by the idea myself. I'm just afraid of something going wrong and having my dick get ripped off or stuck in the gears or some shit.

That would be an awkward trip to the ER.

>> No.9586516

>>9586404
You know how many people a year shove things so far up their butts that it has to be surgically removed? They are used to that sort of thing by now. It is only awkward if you let it be.

A well made device would have few risks anyway. With a little searching I'm sure you could find a decent motorized penis pump.

>> No.9589602

I always wondered if vibrators/motorized onaholes ruined regular old dick/vagina for people, real dicks/vaginas don't vibrate At least in my infinite virgin knowledge, how could they possibly feel better?

>> No.9589857

>>9589602
They have thrusting motions and breasts/ass attached. I wonder if one day we can just implant the feeling of orgasm directly into the brain.

>> No.9589925

that's a milking device op

>> No.9589951

>>9589925
Well I want one. This has been my fetish since Majou Shojo Neko XXX 2.

>> No.9589976

So I could have some sort of automatic onahole wrapped around my penis, while I'm tied down and can't do anything but have orgasm after orgasm? Sounds kinda neat.

>> No.9590042

>>9589976
I fantasize about stuff like that, but I realize it would start to hurt after a while. Weiners can only take so much stimulation.

>> No.9590093

>>9590090
Just realized that the best part is that it will start even if you don't want it to.

>> No.9590090

>>9590042
Perhaps a programmable usb onahole that allows you to set intervals between each session.

>> No.9590117

>>9590093

and then you die of starvation because you're tied

great idea

>> No.9590131

>>9590090
Hmm, it could work. I would buy it!

>> No.9590133

>>9590117
I'd die doing what I love.

>> No.9590156

>>9590117

reroute the tubing so that you're forced to swallow each batch of milk produced in an endless cycle.

>> No.9590177
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>>9590156
a girl in my city had a gastric lavage because she swallowed too much semen

<--- I think this is enough

>> No.9590192

>>9590177
Look at those swag sunglasses (⌐■_■)

>> No.9590220

>>9590177
>a girl in my city had a gastric lavage because she swallowed too much semen

How is that even possible? The average human ejaculation is 2ml. You'd have to suck off more than 1000 guys in a very short timeframe for it to start becoming dangerous.
Sounds like a urban legend.

>> No.9590222

>>9589976

but when you're no longer able to ejaculate within a specific time limit the machine will automatically remove your useless male organs and you will spend the rest of your life as a femslave

>> No.9590232

>>9590222
How fitting for a perverted, pathetic NEET.

>> No.9590252
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9590252

I GOT MADE PARTNER!

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9590333

ladyboygold uses egg vibrators in alot of their videos

its extremely hot seeing hentai fetishes carried out irl so well

theres not enough milking videos tho apart from amateur stuff but they all stop after the first ejaculation =(

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>> No.9590421

>>9590399

was there ever more than just that 1 video?

>> No.9590437

I fear that somehow it would injure my dick.

>> No.9590464

>>9590437

you wont have much choice after you're kidnapped and sent off to a milking farm to live out the rest of your time as described in

>>9589976
>>9590222

>> No.9590479

No because my penis is not automatic.

>> No.9590504

>>9590479

you will receive anal stimulation to speed up the process

the sooner you learn to accept your new role in life as a milk producing slave, the easier it will be.

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9590518

>this thread

>> No.9590769
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9590769

So does anyone have any realistic ideas? For a compact design, I propose we use elector-magnets. The onahole with a metal casing is inside of a wire coil. It is held to the base with a spring that pushes it down on you. When current goes through the coil, the magnet activates and pulls the onahole up. It would work similar to a solonoid. I think the risk of electric shock sounds better than being crushed by gears or tangled in some piston.

>> No.9591051

>>9590220
Sounds like an incident to me. Phantasmagoria of Cum Slut. Make it happen.

>> No.9591550

I've seen some rotating ones in stores but I've never tried one.

>> No.9591557

>>9590399
>>9590421
What?

>> No.9591561

>That feel when you will never be milked by a cute /jp/sie.

>> No.9591563

http://www.amazon.com/Caesar-Love-Machine-110V-Pink/dp/B001P4EVBO
Well, this comes with a sleeve for men but the reviews for it are kinda shitty, also it's expensive

>> No.9591566

>>9591561
I read that as "you will never be cut by a mute /jp/sie".

>> No.9591574

>>9591566
do you have lysdexia

>> No.9591598
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9591598

this thread is 100% CRAZY!!!!

>> No.9591619

>>9591574
I read that as 'dyslexia', so yes.

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9592667

mite b cool

>> No.9592683

>>9589857
>I wonder if one day we can just implant the feeling of orgasm directly into the brain.
We already can, it's called heroin.

>> No.9592690

>>9590769
Oh that's a good idea. How about something like a speaker magnet setup? You could take apart an old bass speaker and rig the magnet to an onahole instead of a speaker. The device doesn't need to be as big as a speaker, since it's only that big because of the diaphragm.
Would need to up the juice of the magnet though. And what you do is send music and stuff through it and it turns your dick into pulp. I mean, send low sine waves though it and it'd be awesome.

>> No.9592707

>>9592690
>>9590769
Finally, a use for engineering

>> No.9592750

>>9589857
>I wonder if one day we can just implant the feeling of orgasm directly into the brain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron#Non-fictional_orgasmatron

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9592764

WOOOOOOHOO

CHOKE THEM CHICKUN YOU CRAZY FAGGOTS

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9592765

Why don't you nerds get a girlfriend?

>> No.9592769

oh wow, it's mr. bruised knuckles
>>9592765
hell yeah, kick these nerds asses

>> No.9592815

>>9592765
Because zyzz never masturbated
that guy did nothing but masturbate to himself

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