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>> No.9575413

omeido-himesama

>> No.9575440

>>9575415
lel

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>> No.9575483

Who is the strongest 2hu?

>> No.9575502

>>9575453
/jp/ is featherine

>> No.9575500
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>> No.9575503

>>9575483

Yukari Yakumo.

>> No.9575514

>>9575483
Shiki

>> No.9575517

/jp/ will tear itself apart trying to give you an answer. It's best that you move on to another board.

>> No.9575519

Ruiko Saten

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strongest breasts

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Shiki can kill servants. He'll be our choice.

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>> No.9575547
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God-kun

>> No.9575600

>>9575546

>/lit/
>god

Bahahah

>> No.9575618

Yukari is the strongest Touhou in existence.

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>>9575618
Shiki can kill her.

>> No.9575654

But Featherine doesn't afraid of causality

>> No.9575691

>>9575636
Yukari is a god that can use her broken 2hu powers to change anything she wants to, whether it's someone else's broken powers or their existence itself. Shiki can't even kill servants.

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Final one

>> No.9575727

>>9575704
That doesn't look like Spurdo above /jp/.

>> No.9575731

OP here, who wins?

>> No.9575738

Who wins?

>> No.9575739

>>9575731
They all go to alpha centauri where god perfects the planet for civilisation and create a superior master race that will have its vengeance on us in the coming centuries.

>> No.9575745

>>9575691
Featherine is above that.

>> No.9575761

>>9575704
Is Jackie holding a baby? And does he not want any trouble?

>> No.9575771

>>9575704
What is /co/'s?

>> No.9575774

>>9575745
She's not. She's on the exact same level of "maximum broken".

>> No.9575837

>>9575771
Squirrel Girl.


Thus far, Squirrel Girl has beaten:

Doctor Doom[7]
Mandarin[11]
Giganto[11]
MODOK[11]
Thanos[11]
Terrax[11]
Bug-Eyed Voice[4]
Bi-Beast[12]
Deadpool[13]
Pluto[14]
Fin Fang Foom[15]
Baron Mordo[15]
Korvac[15]
Ego the Living Planet[15]
Wolverine[17]
-Wikepedia

>> No.9575841

>>9575837
aka a random assortment of low power-level nubs?

>> No.9575844

>>9575841
Doom, Thanos, and Modok are definitely NOT low level.

>> No.9575862

>>9575774
But Yukari has been canonically said to be weaker than certain things. So whatever her power is, there exist more powerful fictional characters.

>> No.9575871

>>9575862
Given her ability, that shouldn't even be theoretically possible.

But it's Touhou, ZUN doesn't care about plot holes.

>> No.9575890

>>9575871
But nowhere is it said that she can use her ability without limits.

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Tohno Shiki? You've got to be kidding me. That guy gets his mind crushed by merely taking off his glasses. Whatever character we decide on, it can't possibly Tohno. Nasu confirmed he can't even kill servants.

I'd say Featherine Augustus Aurora (AuAu) is by far the most overpowered character in all of fiction (though Umineko might be too 'mainstream' for /jp/ nowadays). Her powers are on par with those of the writer of the story, being able to simply change the story at will, fully deciding what will happen even if it makes no logical sense (she is shown killing one of the most powerful beings in the series without even specifying what killed her).

Simply put, as long as she's in fiction, she's beyond omnipotent and thus invincible.

>> No.9575905

>>9575890
Nowhere is it said that she CAN'T.

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Result of >>9575902.

>> No.9575921

>>9575905
Sure, even though that doesn't prove your point. It is, however, heavily implied, assuming that Touhou makes as much sense as you can assume.

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If we disregard Umineko due to its mainstream-ness, I'd like to nominate Self from Remember11. He's a 0-dimensional being who exists at all places at all times. Due to the nature of his existence, he's immortal, omnipresent and omniscient. He is shown to be capable of manipulating events by controlling people, though it's unclear to what extent he can do this. The uncertainty about Remember11's ending does not help with that - theories range from Self having been trapped in the infinity loop to Self having planned every tiny detail in the entire game.

>> No.9575937

>>9575921
You can't prove your point either, and it's never even implied that Yukari's powers have limits. What is implied is that she's never really "trying" whenever she fights or does anything for that matter. I doubt we'll ever know, since Touhou is well known for having overly vague abilities like that. ZUN kinda just throws them out there without thinking about power level discussions.

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Yukari FUCKING Yakumo.

You cannot define a stronger character. It is impossible.
Defining a character's strengths defines that they have a weakness that they are not. A boundary between what they are and what they aren't invites Yukari's power.

>>9575862

No she hasn't.
She claimed to be weaker than the Watatsuki sisters. This was a ruse, she wanted their sake.
She claimed to be "no match" for Shikieiki. She never clarified.

>> No.9575941

>>9575890
>>9575921

I think you've forgotten something about Touhou.

>blacktewi.jpg

>> No.9575949

>>9575933
>You cannot define a stronger character. It is impossible.
>Defining a character's strengths defines that they have a weakness that they are not. A boundary between what they are and what they aren't invites Yukari's power.
But what if the character is everything yet nothing, like Remember11's Self? There's no boundary between what he is and what he isn't. Hell, could Yukari even perceive him, considering he does not have a location?

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>>9575933

>> No.9575967

>>9575937
So would you rather choose a confirmed infinitely powerful character or a possibly infinitely powerful character as the strongest?

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>>9575949

You've already given them definitions and therefore antonyms.

>Omnipotent
Powerless.

>Omniscient
Oblivious.

>Omnipresent
Non-existent.

In the boundary lies Yukari.

>> No.9575991

>>9575967
Featherine only seems to have control over her own world's reality, whereas Yukari's sphere of influence would extend much further.

But I'd rather not choose either because power level dicussions are for /a/ and /co/.

>> No.9575999

>>9575991
You could twist that as meaninglessly as people have twisted Yukari's abilities. Complete power over her world includes controlling the boundaries of her world, though.

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>>9575999

It's not twisting, it's how she's actually defined. The manipulation of conceptual boundaries is part of her character as written by ZUN.

The only "twisting" would be blowing the rate out of proportion.. except the rate was never defined by ZUN, so there's nothing to blow out of proportion, and no proportions to blow out of.

>> No.9576014

>>9575999
It's never stated that she can control boundaries. Theoretically she's confined to her own fictional universe.

My dad could beat up your dad.

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>woman as the strongest character

lel

Shiki could kill these hags. He's the strongest.

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>>9576027

"Boundary of Life and Death"

Killing Yukari is as meaningless as drowning the sea.

>> No.9576042

Featherine doesn't exist, remember?

>> No.9576042,1 [INTERNAL] 

I got autobanned from all boards for some banned text in the first paragraph of this, but I still wanted to post it:

Doesn't Yukari's entire power require conscious thought? In other words, wouldn't she be powerless if she were asleep, drunk, in coma, confused, or otherwise unable to think properly? "Being able to" do a lot of stuff is all fine and dandy, but in practice it's all about what you WILL DO, not what you CAN DO. That's why Tohno is such a worthless piece of shit and why Ryougi Shiki is less powerful than Yukari despite having a similar power (she can return anything, including concepts, to nothingness).

>>9575969
The opposite of 'omnipresent' is being present in a single location, not being nonexistent (that's the opposite of existence). But she's not just messing with the boundary of, say, 'Omnipotence', but with the boundary of 'Self's Omnipotence'. Wouldn't she need to be capable of defining what 'Self' is before being able to perform any such tricks? Powers requiring conscious thoughts are limited to what the user can understand.

>>9575991
It was very, very heavily implied that that was unrelated to the fight occurring in her world, but rather just how much more powerful she was. We don't have 100% confirmation but it's implied she can do it in any fictional world, being the witch of Theatergoing (similar to how the Witch of Certainty and Witch of Miracles can say things with certainty and create miracles anywhere).

>> No.9576051

It's not Yukari, she already said she can't beat Yama or the watatsukis by power alone.

Though I think this is more a matter of ability-wise rather than powerlevel-wise, and I'm sure control-of-every-single-variable-in-existence is more impressive than being just the judge of the dead or ability to summon gods.

>> No.9576042,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9576037
On death all thought ceases and she will be unable to use her power anymore. If she were to survive being killed she would be able to resurrect herself, but once her mind shuts down she's fucked. Not to mention death isn't the only way to erase someone; Ryougi could return her to nothingness, for example, and AuAu has countless ways to defeat her.

>> No.9576060

>>9576042
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.9576071

>>9576051
Yukari can't defeat th moonbitches in the moon, but in gensokyo maybe...

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>>9576051

>she can't beat Yama

She said "the three of us [Yukari, Reimu, and Yuyuko] are no match for her [Shikieiki]".
She failed to clarify what she meant by that, and gapped away before Shikieiki showed up.

>or the watatsukis

She was never interested in fighting them, it was a ruse to let Yuyuko get their delicious sake. Yukari is capable of lying.

>> No.9576073,1 [INTERNAL] 

Somebody point them to the ghostboard, I can't stand people being wrong on the internet.

>> No.9576106

It is not Yukari for /jp/. And if you say it is, then the Hulk is the strongest character in all fiction on the same token.

>> No.9576117

>>9576051
>I'm sure control-of-every-single-variable-in-existence is more impressive than being just the judge of the dead or ability to summon gods.

This made me think, what if she summoned a god of borders? Wouldn't that be a shit ton more powerful than a youkai of borders? Would that make her stronger than Yukari?

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>>9576106

Boundary of Strength and Weakness.

Boundary of Inner Turmoil and Inner Peace.

Yukari can defeat the Hulk in a myriad of ways. Try harder.

>> No.9576126

>>9576122
The Hulk has overridden the complete and utter redefinition of reality itself. He can overpower the highest tier of reality warping through sheer willpower if mad enough. Nice try, no dice.

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>>9576126

>He can overpower the highest tier of reality warping through sheer willpower if mad enough

>if mad enough

Boundary of Rage and Serenity.

Hello, Bruce Banner. Calm again today, I see.

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The God Emperor is the greatest of all the characters. I'm assuming he counts as Otaku culture because he's in mostly lore of tabletop/video games.

>> No.9576141

>>9576132
If it works on him. Arguing Yukari works off of arguing a theoretical maximum, which is required by the ambiguous nature of the Touhou characters. The Huk has proven that he can resist that shit countless times. He is literally the strongest character in all of fiction, theoretically, whereas Yukari is not even the strongest of the Touhou. You have to be fucking retarded, because we have been over this before.

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>>9576141

No, the Hulk has shrugged off mental control plenty of times.

The Hulk has not shrugged off the literal redefining of the concept of "rage" and "anger" to make them things they are not.

If he has to be angry to get stronger, then Yukari makes "becoming angry" to be a logical impossibility as the definition of angry is to be calm.

>> No.9576151

>>9576126
hull can stop a train?
or
Charming Quadruple Barrier?

>> No.9576165

>>9576157
He has shrugged off being erased from reality. You are arguing that she can beat him by reality warping, when he has proven that he can overpower reality warping via willpower. Not always, certainly, but we are not arguing off of any character's ``at rest'' state.

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BITCH

GET

OUT

>> No.9576173

>>9576134
Take your golden corpse and get out.

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>>9576165

>He has shrugged off being erased from reality.

Because he got angrier. Which would be logically meaningless in this situation.

>You are arguing that she can beat him by reality warping, when he has proven that he can overpower reality warping via willpower.

Again, it's not "reality warping", it's "conceptual warping". She is not limited to physical or even real boundaries: all boundaries are under her purview.

>Not always, certainly, but we are not arguing off of any character's ``at rest'' state.

Yukari can basically manipulate a character's state at will by literally redefining what the state of mind MEANS. You can have 100% maximum ultrarage hulk and when the very concept of anger means to be at peace, he will be powerless.


There is no weakness to the power of boundaries.

>> No.9576181

>>9576165

Hulk can die if you've read the many WHAT IF comics. There's a trillion other ways for him to die.

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>>9576170

We've been over this and I'm not saying it again.

>> No.9576185

>>9576170
Mystia kick your ass, gtfo

>> No.9576188

>>9576176
``conceptual warping'' is a part of ``reality warping.'' You are just fucking with me now, you have to be.

>>9576181
We covered this.
>Arguing Yukari works off of arguing a theoretical maximum, which is required by the ambiguous nature of the Touhou characters

>> No.9576189

>>9576141
>Yukari is not even the strongest of the Touhou

This is what secondaries really believe.

>> No.9576195

>>9576184

Not really, Yukari can't touch things that has no border.

>> No.9576196

>>9576189
>works off of arguing a theoretical maximum
Nah, get fucked.

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>>9576188

>``conceptual warping'' is a part of ``reality warping.''

Except it's not just tampering with physical things, reality, but tampering with the definition of things, and literally distorting metaphysics and ideas.

It is beyond reality warping because it is not limited to reality. Dreams, imagination, thoughts, ideas, concepts, the domain outside reality has boundaries to be tampered with.

>> No.9576208

>>9576203
Those things are generally wrapped up under ``reality warping.'' It warps, or alters, the nature of reality.

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>>9576195

There is nothing that has no boundary. Having no boundary is meaningless.

She said she was "no match" for the Yama, and never explained what she meant by that. You take this to mean Shikieiki can defeat her in a fight for some reason. For all we know, she just thinks Shikieiki is annoying and doesn't want to be around her.

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Shikieiki can kill servants. Discuss.

>> No.9576221

>>9576170

I thought Yukari was the strongest.

>> No.9576224

>>9576221
Theoretical extrapolation unevenly applied.

>> No.9576232

>>9576227
Sure, why not? If you hit it hard enough, it should die.

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>>9576208

The boundaries apply to not just the nature of reality but the nature of not-reality. She can manipulate the meaning of words and ideas.

It's just plain beyond the typical godlike "I wipe you from existence" style reality warping and goes into "the idea you draw strength from is now purposeless or inaccessible".

>> No.9576239

>>9576234
What is the difference between reality and unreality? Semantics. To change one is to change the other. There is no distinction, and you have not made any point.

>> No.9576241

>>9576227
Shikieiki can kill my cock with her little ass, dude

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>>9576221

At the end of "A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years", Yukari admits that even with Yuyuko and Reimu, Shikieki would be stronger.

Yamas are insanely powerful in eastern religions. They are the ones who pull the stings of everything. The reincarnation cycles are controlled by the Yamas, which means they control your existence. They chose your new life, your powers, your faith, and they can take that from you. If they say that you'll reincarnate as a worm, you'll damn well be a worm in the next life. If they say you'll be going to hell, you can't do anything about it. Yes even for gods, dragons, youkais, celestials etc. It’s probable that not even Yukari’s abilities can't touch a Yama since her ability only works on something with a border, but Yamas do not have borders in the sense that a person has borders, since they aren't a part of the cycle of life, but instead control it. Also, according to some interpretations of Shikieki’s powers, it might be to declare things Black or White (that is to say, false or true) as a subset of universal law. The closest example I can think of would be Umineko’s Gold Text.

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>>9576239

The point is that Yukari can make indirect attacks on concepts that invalidate the idea of an opponent having any power at all.

And no, that's not really true at all. Metaphysics are ideas and can be completely groundless. Ideas can be dreams that aren't based in reality at all. You can change them without altering reality in the slightest.
Yukari can change what matters and what doesn't matter.

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>>9576248

>Yukari admits that even with Yuyuko and Reimu, Shikieki would be stronger.

For the fourth and final time, Yukari says "they're [those three] are no match for her [Shikieiki]".
She does not fucking say anything about what that means. It does not mean anything about strength or any form of capacity. It doesn't mean anything about anything. STOP SAYING IT.

>> No.9576272

>>9576260
Yukari cannot destroy concepts, remember. She manipulates the concept of borders, she does not destroy concepts. That said, even if she could, you are targetting a metaphysical concept without outward representation. Since the Hulk still exists to observer it, it can freely re-establish itself, as there is no actual physical mass or anything of the sort required to prove it.

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>>9576272

>Yukari cannot destroy concepts, remember. She manipulates the concept of borders, she does not destroy concepts.

She can manipulate it so as to invert its meaning or render it meaningless.

>That said, even if she could, you are targetting a metaphysical concept without outward representation. Since the Hulk still exists to observer it, it can freely re-establish itself, as there is no actual physical mass or anything of the sort required to prove it.

Now that's just absurd. She's capable of literally altering the metaphysical status of being, in this case the "state of being enraged" itself. Observing it has no meaning because you'll be altered right along with all of reality and metareality.

A definition isn't a wistful metaphysical dream, it's a status. Changing it changes everything.

>> No.9576299

nerds

>> No.9576305

>>9576290
Fine, then you swap two definitions. That thing formally known as rage is what he draws power from, not that thing bearing the moniker rage. And it is not absurd; the only thing required to establish, create, fuel, and measure the Hulk's rage is the Hulk's conscioussness. It does not physically exist, and so deleting it is not as problematic as deleting an actual thing.

>> No.9576309

>>9576305


Holy fuck can't she just manipulate the boundary between who is stronger or something and beat Hulk jesus christ god damn it

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>>9576267

Your in denial

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The rudest.

>> No.9576323

>>9576309
The Hulk is theoretically the strongest character in fiction. Unless Yukari has actual, presentable actions that can be measured and compared, you are basing your argument off of a theoretical maximum on behalf of the extrapolations of intentionally vague definitions, and thus I can do the same.

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>>9576305

>Fine, then you swap two definitions. That thing formally known as rage is what he draws power from, not that thing bearing the moniker rage.

No, that's not what I'm saying. She doesn't have to replace one with the other, she can just redefine one half of the boundary without touching the other half.
Now there literally is no concept of "rage", there is only "calm" and "calm". To become angry, you become calm. Not something bearing the moniker "calm", but the spectrum has been reduced to a single status, with the "rage" end being rendered nonexistent.

>And it is not absurd; the only thing required to establish, create, fuel, and measure the Hulk's rage is the Hulk's conscioussness. It does not physically exist, and so deleting it is not as problematic as deleting an actual thing.

Measuring it is meaningless when she can control the scale it is measured by.

>> No.9576342

>>9576325
Except the fact that he can generate it infinitely. Even if you remove the concept of ``rage'' from the equation, he continues to generate ``rage,'' because that is his god damn super power - you know, that thing that defies whatever ruleset reality currently runs off of for no particular reason.

>> No.9576344

>>9576329
>You're

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>>9576342

The matter is that it is meaningless to do so! He continues to generate rage, but he does not get any angrier, because rage is calmness. The idea of rage as it was has vanished from the universe and understanding of mortals, and at this point Yukari herself probably could not bring it back.

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>>9576342

Hulk is a mutant retard, he can't even beat the Sentry or Reed Richards.

>> No.9576364

>>9576358
Didn't he even lose a fight against wolverine? And EVERYONE'S beaten wolverine.

>> No.9576368

>>9576353
It has been made clear multiple times across several media that the Hulk's particular brand of rage is unique, unlike other forms of anger felt by any other intelligent being.

>>9576358
>>9576364
see >>9576323
Yukari has not done enough actual things for a proper debate.

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>>9576321
agreed

>> No.9576372
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9576372

ZUN, the creator of Touhou and master of canon, has stated that Yorihime cannot be in a Touhou game because she's so powerful as to be unbeatable.

Yukari has been in 2.

Yukari isn't stronger than Yorihime, let alone Shikieiki.

>> No.9576372,1 [INTERNAL] 

"And then, all of a sudden, both Yukari Yakumo and the Hulk no longer existed, and Featherine won the battle."

Poof, instant win. Yukari is erased before she realizes what's going on.

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>>9576368

>It has been made clear multiple times across several media that the Hulk's particular brand of rage is unique, unlike other forms of anger felt by any other intelligent being.

That.. doesn't sound like it's a real thing. That needs a source.
At any rate, even if it's its own concept, it's still a concept and has its own antonym: "Bruce Banner's Rage/Bruce Banner's Tranquility", and Yukari's power still applies.

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>>9576370

>> No.9576386

>>9576377
We will have to agree to disagree because at this point we are going in circles. And Bruce Banner and the Hulk are not quite the same entity.

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>>9576386

Whatever, then.

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>>9576372

Shikieiki is stronger than moonbitches.

>> No.9576413

>>9576372
And yet Sakuya could get close enough to cut her throat

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>>9575523
Excuse me?

>> No.9576419

>>9576408
Shikieiki has also been in a 2hu game and defeated.

>> No.9576427

Reimu & Marisa defeated Yukari. That means Yukari is weaker than them. Ever played PCB? It's canon.

/thread

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>>9576372
>>9576419

Danmaku is a duel of imagination and beauty, it is not a real battle and has nothing to do with true strength.

>> No.9576438

>>9576431
Then why is Yorihime unable to be in a Touhou game?

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>>9576427

Danmaku is just a game.
Take it easy.

>> No.9576442

>>9576438
Because ZUN is not a good writer.

>> No.9576447

Demonbane.

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>>9576438

Because she wouldn't play fair.

ZUN has answered why nobody makes, for example, "an unbeatable spellcard that can't be grazed or dodged", with "because it's unfair".
Yorihime is prideful and wouldn't allow herself to lose, so she would make impossible cards and nobody would want to play danmaku with her.

>> No.9576450

>>9576447
I will rape your mother.

>> No.9576473

Whats happens if a youkai breaks the rules of danmaku, like killing a human after winning? Anything?

>> No.9576477

>>9576473
Raymoo gets upset and goes off to beat them up.

>> No.9576482

>>9576473
Yukari distracts them while Yuyuko steals their prized belongings.

>> No.9576501
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9576501

Who can beat the Touhou Superman in a fist fight?

>> No.9576508

>>9576501
Onis would be a good bet for a fist fight.

>> No.9576511

>>9576501
yuugi

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>>9576511
>>9576508

It's a crosscounter

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9576526

Isn't Yuuka the strong Yuukai?

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9576541

The strongest you say?

>> No.9576543

>>9576526
She's the moest.

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9576545

If Yukari is the strongest, then why did she die?

Umineko BGM: 1
Touhou BGM: 0

>> No.9576550

Someone finish the list because I ain't accepting >>9575704

>Squirrel girl
>Doomguy
>Shiki

get out

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9576552

Why are characters limited to danmaku rules in a theoretical competition of who's the strongest?

Flan can destroy anything and Yuyu can kill anything.

>> No.9576562

>>9576073
Oh please, stop with the wordplay, she just said it, plain and simple.

>> No.9576569

>>9576117
The gods are taken from a list of existing gods, you can't just make up one.

>> No.9576581

>>9576569

Can Yukari summon Gods from fictional worlds?

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9576586

Don't you guys have something super ridiculous from some obscure VN to pick other than Shiki and Yukari? Seems like pretty weak choices.

>> No.9576590

>>9576449
You're just making things up, it's not a valid argument.

>> No.9576593

>>9576473
It's yet to be proven that they can actually be broken, Utsuho and Byakuren kind of prove the rules are actually more than just ink on paper.

>> No.9576595

meido, tyrant lord of /jp/. rules with a frilly garter, takes no prisoners. can warp reality so long as it's within the constraint of her power (an anonymous message board on the internet).

>> No.9576598

>>9576552
Those powers are laughable compared to others if you take them by their conceptual perception.

i.e: Miyako's ability being ''ability to eat anything'' meaning she could eat the concept of her enemy existing.

bullshit like that.

>> No.9576599

>>9576581
She can't summon gods in the first place.

>> No.9576604

>>9576595
Meido left long ago.

>> No.9576610

>>9576604
well, i figured maybe some kind of homage to her wouldn't be so bad. even if it's only cross-board power level penor comparison.

>> No.9576612

>>9576586
I'm sure there's some extremely broken character out there waiting to be discovered.

>> No.9576621

>>9576598
Yeah, but in Flandre's case at least, it's reasonably explain what it means by destroy anything, and she can really destroy anything.

>> No.9576618

>>9576604
He wasn't even from /jp/. A little bit of shitposting and the faggot ran off. What a useless board /q/ is.

>> No.9576625

>>9576618
wait, there was someone from /q/ trying to moderate and he got chased off?

i've obviously missed this

>> No.9576630 [DELETED] 

>>9576625
/q/ had like 10 threads over /jp/, check the archives. I agree with what he was doing but he has given up already which just makes me sad.

>> No.9576652

Is /jp/ Touhou and Type-Moon only now?

Not like it matters cause I'm sure OP is gone, but #dgaf characters such as JBCS and Saten would be better choices for these retarded cross-board power levels.

>> No.9576654

>>9576625
>he got chased off

No, the shitposters got chased off.

Pity they're still trying at night when most of our janitors are sleeping. See: the three empty pages right now.

>> No.9576853

>>9576590
And you're just a secondary

>> No.9577819

There's some replies to this thread over at the ghostboard.

>> No.9577835

>>9576625
I hope /jp/ become old /jp/ again.
I am unable to take it easy with all this seriousness and anons acting like good girls.

>> No.9577841

Is this thread for real?

>> No.9577852

>>9577841
This is the Neoneo-/jp/ that /q/ made.
You can thank your /q/ overlords.
Original /jp/ would plaster Saten or hoopdog in and send OP away.

>> No.9577858

>>9577835
This IS the old /jp/.

You'll get the humor back when we get rid of people who treat anything remotely jocular as an invitation to post about cock-sucking.

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guys what happened to our team?

Take it easy.

>> No.9577867

It's just one retard from /a/ and an autist arguing about who is the most secondary of them.

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JANITOR YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB

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>>9577865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQhKMR4rbVo

>> No.9577898

>>9577889

Oh my, I thought at first the picture is depicting Moogy-dono-sama.

>> No.9577904

>>9577885
I bet no one reported this. Amazing, right?

>> No.9577904,1 [INTERNAL] 

Okay, what the fuck. Actual discussion on the abilities of characters is deleted because some shitposters derail the thread to complain about it? If discussion of Touhou and VN characters isn't allowed on /jp/, then what is?? Are we only allowed to post Touhou imagedumps? For fucks sake, janitor. /jp/ has had an utter lack of discussion lately and they delete a completely on-topic heated discussion?

>> No.9577904,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,1
Thread went to shit, and it was already shitty to begin with. I see no problem. Powerlevel and cross-board faggotry? No, thanks.

>> No.9577904,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,1
Why don't you start creating better discussion threads yourself then?

>> No.9577904,4 [INTERNAL] 

While I'm of opinion that threads like this are indeed on-topic and should not be deleted just because they're shit, the fact remains that they are shit.

>> No.9577904,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,3
Because they get either ignored or deleted?

Sure, it's a powerlevels discussion. But is that really worse than 'my touhou is cuter than your touhou' (with only 'you're wrong' replies without any argumentation), '<touhou name> [imagedump] thread!' or any of the bazillion off-topic threads on /jp/?

>> No.9577904,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,3
"The board is already full of shit, that's why I post shit which I consider less shitty than already existing shit."

>> No.9577904,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,5
Yes.

>> No.9577904,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,5
It is.

>> No.9577904,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,5
I'd say so.

>> No.9577904,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,5
anything that encourages crossboarding crap only makes us looking sillier. But that's just me

>> No.9577904,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,10
Actually crossboarding shit sucks balls, for real. Like 4chan house bullshit faggotry and similar.

>> No.9577904,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9577904,11
I like the idea of 4chan being brought together as one collective rather than a few niche communities that share the same domain name, but you're right. It encourages roleplaying nonsense or things that are a good idea once or twice then become irritating spam (most obviously the 4chan Cup thing).

/mu/'s Magical Mystery Tours were great, though. It was a genuinely interesting way to discover and share content from other boards. Every board has poor taste in (or outright hates) its topic, so those were a nice breath of fresh air sometimes. I guess they would have become played-out if they were done too often, though.

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