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This is the official alotment of the NEET lifestyle thread. Please keep your NEET lifestyle otaku culture discussion within this thread. This thread complies with the quota of only one (1) NEET lifestyle thread at any moment. Do not exceed the inplaced quota.

>> No.9574054

what am i supposed to do when /jp/ is boring

>> No.9574064

>>9574054
Take it easy and sit and do as you are instructed.

>> No.9574072

>>9574052
I don't like the picture in the op

delete this thread and remake it

>> No.9574085

Alright, I have a question for you guys. There's a NEET from here I want to get along with. I know that he on some level also desires company and is afraid of seeking it out on his own. Problem is, he's too autistic to express when he wants or doesn't want my company.

How do I deal with this? Just push on and hope that he won't get scared and block me? Or tread carefully and risk that he'll think I don't care about him?

>> No.9574090

>>9574064
what am i supposed to be doing

>> No.9574094

how can i get anti depressants without a prescription

also why does the penis release air when you piss it makes it hard to piss in a bottle

>> No.9574101

>>9574072
I agree with you. Someone make a thread with some cute girl picture.

Choosing the right pic is incredibly important guys.

>> No.9574107

>>9574085
I would advise against trying to force a friendship. There are a lot of people who are so immersed in self-loathing that they actually get offended if you express an interest in befriending them. Just be cool. Say hello from time to time, but don't invade the person's bubble.

>>9574094
Get a friend or family member that works at a doctor's office or medical center to take the free samples.

I have been living off of free samples of Cymbalta for over three years. Shit is super expensive and there's no way I could afford them otherwise.

>> No.9574109

>>9574085
If that is true he is not a truNEET and is just a bad normalfag.

>> No.9574125

I wish there were actual NEETs in /jp/ and not normalfag clowns pretending to be NEET.

Whatever. I am going to filter the word from now on. Suck my 3-month unwashed, smegma filled cock, normalshits.

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>>9574125

>> No.9574138

>>9574125
There are still some on /jp/.
I know because I'm one of them.

>> No.9574146

>>9574125
Hey! I am a NEET this summer.

>> No.9574147

I bought 2 lottery tickets. 305mil

>> No.9574154

Fuck you, sheep

>> No.9574163

>>9574085
How do I deal with this? Just push on and hope that he won't get scared and block me? Or tread carefully and risk that he'll think I don't care about him?

That's a good question. Strangely enough I'm on the opposite side you are, I have someone who I know IRL back when I was in school who constantly messages me on Steam. Usually he just sends a "hey!" and leaves it at that. When I'm brave enough to reply it often leads to him asking if I'm free or if I want to do anything.

I'm not sure if it's simply because I just haven't seen him in a long while or because I'd probably have very little, if anything, to discuss with him. He is very normal and intelligent so the thought of "why does he even bother trying to contact me" comes to my mind pretty much every time he tries PMing me.
It's basically gotten to a point where I don't log in to Steam anymore. I don't want to block him because it would probably make me feel even worse about it and I don't want him to feel like he has done anything wrong.

So as someone speaking on the other side, I would suggest you tread carefully and not try pushing it too far. If he doesn't react well, just give up. There's nothing worse than trying to obtain a friendship that only one person actually wants.

>> No.9574185

I lost energy to keep doing my hobbies and I resort to just browsing the internet and playing video games. I think i'm having a depression relapse.

Is this a hikki thread?

>> No.9574198

>>9574185
>Is this a hikki thread?
I don't see why not. After all, NEET and hikki are both the same thing according to "truNEETs"

>> No.9574202

>>9574185
>I lost energy to keep doing my hobbies and I resort to just browsing the internet and playing video games. I think i'm having a depression relapse.

Sounds less like depression and more of a return to old habits. I'm very much the same when it comes to being motivated to do things outside of internet/ games. I'm not expert on psychology, but I'm going to take an educated guess and say that if you reward yourself more for doing non e-hobby things, you'll find yourself sticking to them a lot more.

Of course there's the problem of getting back in to those abandoned hobbies, but you just have to push yourself a little bit I suppose.

>> No.9574212

>>9574163
I feel I got enough information to know he's interested. It's just hard to know what pace I should go at, how often I should initiate conversations.

With most people, it's easy to see how much they're interested in talking to you by how eagerly they interact. But some people can't seem to express this even when they want to talk to you. So I think I have to be a little more pushy than usual to get along with him, because he's definitely that kind of person.

>> No.9574218

>>9574202

It's so much easier to play video games. I'm already really good at them and I can enjoy them without having to strain my brain and learn new shit.

I know i've been ruminating a lot lately, that could be tiring me out. I am trying to get a counselor but there's a waiting list. It's a free service until i'm 24 so I can understand the wait.

>> No.9574225
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i'm a hikkikkomorri i called in sick to work today even thogh i'm feeling okay. that's right i'm bad. i'm a naughty girl

>> No.9574229

>>9574225
Sounds like someone needs a spanking.

>> No.9574234

>>9574225

I wish I had a job; I got stuff I wanna buy.

>> No.9574243

>>9574185
I think I've found the solution to this problem, but I need to field test it first. And it would be too long-winded for a 1500 character post.

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9574239

Reminder.

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>> No.9574244

>>9574239
What has that screencap got to do with this thread? Please delete your post as it adds nothing of worth to whatever discussion was taking place.

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>>9574229
sorry kid your arms are too skinny and weak i need a big strong man to give me a real spanking do you even lift?

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>>9574185
I'm entering my fourth year as a NEET, and it is harder to maintain interests in my old hobbies. I don't even play games any more, I just have shows on repeat while I refresh my favorite web sites.

>> No.9574265

>>9574260
She pisses me off ever since that one leech used her smug face with his autismbux post.

>> No.9574271

>>9574262

Exactly. Isn't it so much easier to do that kind of shit rather then things that require effort and skill?

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>>9574234
>I got stuff I wanna buy.

You don't need a job to buy things. And getting a job is very hard, not only is the economy real bad, but just getting through an interview is very stressful.

>> No.9574275

>>9574265
Link the post

>> No.9574289
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9574289

does anyone wanna omegle????

>> No.9574293

>>9574289

no

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>>9574289
I'm too boring for one on one conversations.

>> No.9574301

>>9574289
I had a nice chat with someone from /jp/ once but then he suddenly left without saying goodbye. Never again.

>> No.9574309

>>9574289
I'll be waiting for you.
In video.

>> No.9574367

>>9574125
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I've been NEET since 2005 for and I browse /jp/. Would you like to ask me something?

>> No.9574374

>>9574367

What country do you live in and how do you do it?

>> No.9574368
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9574368

I'm finally getting kicked out of my place after five years of doing nothing. I have about six months and then I'm a hobo. Living the dream.

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9574388

how often do you guys go out to get groceries?

I only go out once a week for an hour or less if I can help it, but the milk and bread doesn't last a full week so it's a bit annoying.

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>>9574368
You can stay with me, anon. Just don't eat all my food and don't piss me off. Where do you live?

>> No.9574384

>>9574368
You can live with me and be my personal maid.

>> No.9574389

>>9574374
I live in the US and at the moment I get what I need from my parents.

>> No.9574390

As an addendum, I feel that the one official NEET lifestyle otaku culture discussion thread should only be started by Anonymous.

>> No.9574391

>>9574368
Homelessness is pretty easy modo.
Don't sweat it.

>> No.9574403

>>9574388

Usually once every two weeks. I buy in bulk, and I usually only go very early in the morning when almost nobody is there. I just walk in, grab my stuff, and self-checkout. Never have to open my mouth and the few people that are there never bother me. It's kind of nice.

>> No.9574411

>>9574388
Every three or four months.
That's the upside of living across the street from a Sam's Club though.

The downside is that the building is section 8, and all kinds of super fun people live there too.

>> No.9574416

>>9574125

but I've been one for 2 years...

I hide in my room because people make me anxious.

>> No.9574417

Protip: if you want to go out less oftenly, buy more bread and freeze it. That way it will stay fresh for many days. If you want to eat it just separate each slice and let them unfreeze.

>> No.9574421

>>9574403
This method doesn't work without a car.

>> No.9574422

>>9574417
Bread really sucks after it's been frozen.
If you're that desperate just buy flour and bake a loaf when you need one.

Healthier and cheaper that way too.

>> No.9574428

>>9574368
Sometimes I have the urge to take one of you NEETs into my home so that I can kind of live vicariously through you. I imagine coming home from a 12 hour day of dealing with morons and competitive sociopaths, and you tell me how you cried for 8 hours because some Japanese game company gave your waifu a backstory that involved losing her virginity before she became an idol.

I sit, enraptured, as you tell me how unfair life is and how the crushing inevitability of losing your NEET status is like an anchor dragging you down into oblivion.

I actually have a decent spare room with a pretty good bed. You have to deal with the cat box though. I'm not rich but you could still live pretty decently. Pretty sure my wife wouldn't go for it though.

>> No.9574431

>>9574422
It never tasted bad for me...Maybe it depends on what kind of grain is it made of.

>> No.9574434

>>9574422
what are you talking about

frozen bread only sucks if you try to rush the thawing process

consider this sage a personal attack on your ideals and beliefs

>> No.9574440

Can everyone of the non-NEETs please go away? We don't need your comments. Why don't you do something else if you are bored?

>> No.9574446

>>9574440
We pay to keep you alive, ergo you are our slaves. Dance for me, my puppet. Grovel and thank me for my divine favor.

>> No.9574447

>>9574440
There's no need to be hostile.
A non-NEET can still post here, as long as it is on topic. Obviously if they're trying to gloat about their job or education then obviously they need to leave. Otherwise there's really no problem with them being here.

>> No.9574448

>>9574447
A non-NEET can still post here
Go die

>> No.9574449

You nerds in omegle sure are pathetic, I'm going to beat the shit out of all of you.

>> No.9574450

>>9574446
That's pretty arousing.

>> No.9574452

>>9574440
But I want to be just like you guys.
I'm responsible contributing member of the society now, but it's my dream to be a NEET.

>> No.9574454

>>9574446
How about I just shit on you and then take your money

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>>9574449
fucking scrub get on my level

>> No.9574456

>>9574448
I take it you were trying to quote me.
It would be awfully strange to agree with me then tell me to die.
Either way, that's a pretty low quality post, so please delete it.

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>that feel when you accidentally drink from the bottle you just pissed in

>> No.9574460

>>9574455
That was me. You're lucky all I left you with was a verbal scolding and I didn't get my dad to triangulate your location so I could kick your ass. He works for the FBI.

>> No.9574461

>>9574446
>We pay to keep you alive
Jokes on you, I leech from my family.

>> No.9574463

>>9574428
>>9574384
>>9574380

I don't think I could ask that of anyone to just be taken in like that. I already feel bad enough leeching off my family. I'd also be a horrible maid.

>> No.9574464

>>9574458
>feel

Kill yourself.
>>>/v/

>> No.9574467

>>9574456
NEET status has deteriorated my brain, I am starting to type very badly ... I dont think I am very compatible with this lifestyle because I never hear anybody else having problems with typing or thinking

Nevertheless I mean to quote you, and I still would like you to make yourself taller out of this board please

>> No.9574469

>>9574460
What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?

>> No.9574470

>>9574463
I'd love to leech of another /jp/sie. Too bad I can't trust any of you to be serious about it or trust any of you not to take my virginity.

>> No.9574476

>>9574463
At least I don't think he wants you to dress as a maid if you live with him.

>> No.9574480

>>9574470
Are you a girl?

>> No.9574482

>>9574480
Yes. I'm only saying that because you asked.

>> No.9574486

>>9574480
No I'm not.

>> No.9574491

>>9574428
I'd be nice to run into one of you people, who'd be willing to split the rent with me.

Autism bucks isn't enough to live on alone, but the prospect of getting a normal roomate is just too scary.

>> No.9574487

>>9574486
This isn't me, by the way.

>> No.9574489

>>9574467

I have been having issues with typing myself although proof reading allows for any mishaps to be fixed.

>> No.9574490

>>9574467
It happens, don't worry about it. Stimulating hobbies might help.

>> No.9574493

>>9574487
Please don't pretend to be me, I can't take it easy like this.

>> No.9574501

>>9574500
Please stop.

>> No.9574500

>>9574493
Why are you doing this? What do you have to gain?

>> No.9574502

>>9574501
Seriously, what's wrong with you?

>> No.9574505

>>9574502


Quit acting like me!

>> No.9574507

>>9574502
I'm going to bed. Thanks asshole.

>> No.9574508

>>9574505
You're just a third person in all of this. Honestly, both of you suck at humor if that's what you're trying to do.

>> No.9574511

>>9574507
Seriously, fug you. You're probably one of those new people that arrived with the new rules.

>> No.9574514

I'll be waiting for my ass to be ravaged.

>> No.9574515
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9574515

Some person is saying mean things on Omegle, it isn't very kind of them and I didn't want any trouble.

On another note what was that site where you could see how far the other people who are on it are away from you?
It might be fun to see if there are any other neets around our areas.

sometimes I get desperate for company

>> No.9574516

>>9574511
You mean the people who were always posting who had their posts covered by the sheer amount of shit flooding this place?

>> No.9574522

I start work tomorrow, I have a uniform but I'm going to wear my lucky Milky Holmes shirt under it hopefully I won't poop my pants.

Wish me luck, /jp/!

>> No.9574523

>>9574515
Please do not misuse spoilers.

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>>9574515
The person I was just talking to omegle was really mean too, but I laughed it off. Don't take it personally.

>> No.9574527

>>9574515
I'm guessing you're not anywhere in Hampshire, England?

Haha what am I saying. I'm the only person in Hampshire that knows how to use a computer...

>> No.9574528

>>9574524
I'll make your cry tears of blood, trashposter.

>> No.9574531

>>9574516
Yeah, but now we have people like that idiot normal here that says it's okay for a non-NEET to post in NEET threads. There aren't any more shitposting defense mechanisms, and that is bad. I have not been able to take it easy for the past week because there are aliens here now.

>> No.9574532

>This thread complies with the quota of only one (1) NEET lifestyle thread at any moment. Do not exceed the inplaced quota.

This is no way of taking it easy. Please stop this. Its only making this place worse.

>> No.9574537

>>9574528
Come at me, bro.

>> No.9574541

>>9574532
ゆっくりしていってね

>> No.9574548

>>9574541
Please go kill yourself, you dumb /jp/-ruining moderator person.

>> No.9574543

>>9574527
No, northern ireland. It is a terrible place because the people are very loud and rude, I wish I could move to england.

>> No.9574551

>>9574548
ゆっくりしていってね!!!

>> No.9574549

>>9574543
Why would you want to move to a muslim country?

>> No.9574567

This thread has gone to shit and it needs to go back on track.

How long has it been since you've stepped outside, as in literally?

2 weeks here.

>> No.9574571

http://poll.pollcode.com/7bj4e_result?v

Reminder that this fascist takeover is being done without the consent of /jp/.

>> No.9574573

>>9574515
oneburp, but it's ded

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C'mon guuuise, let's all chill out and listen to this thread's theme song together. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cHsNnDfmDs

>> No.9574583

>>9574567
30 minutes.

>> No.9574584

>>9574567
Around fourteen hours. I went for a barefoot walk at 2AM.

>> No.9574585

>>9574567
It's been about 11 days since I left the house at all. I had a driving lessons 11 days ago, should have had one this Saturday gone, but didn't get any sleep the night before so didn't feel up to it. Now I have to wait another week for my next lesson since the instructor is on holiday.

Before people ask, these lessons are being funded by my grandparents. I don't have two pennies to rub together personally.

>> No.9574590

>>9574573
It's called distalab.com now.

>> No.9574593

>>9574567

Three days. I'm a NEET, not a hiki. It was to water the plants though.

>> No.9574594

>>9574567
Sometime last month. I don't remember when exactly, though.

>> No.9574605

>>9574567
Around four months, unless you count going inside my garage as going outside.

>> No.9574606

>>9574567

Some time in April. I had to sign for a package

>> No.9574604

last month to take my bum test

>> No.9574626

>>9574567

3 weeks, before that about 6 weeks. all of last year was inside though.

>> No.9574678

>>9574163
>There's nothing worse than trying to obtain a friendship that only one person actually wants.
This is why I've stopped trying to get in contact with the people who used to be my friends.

Am I a normalfag if I can go outside and go to classes, but never talk to anyone, have no friends, am a hand-held-less virgin, am too poor for videogames, and have a strong aversion towards doing things outside of my daily routine?

>> No.9574684

>>9574678
That sounds more like a form of autism.

>> No.9574710

I just went for a stroll on impulse at around 4AM.

The view was absolutely stunning. The sun was maybe less than an hour from fully rising, the skies were devoid of clouds and the air was quite foggy.

Glorious colors painted above the forest line covered in fog with dark blue sky above and the moon and stars still visible.

It was beautiful as HELL.

>> No.9574721

>>9574710
Make those your run times.

>> No.9574793

I don't care about these threads really but I feel like I might be the only legitimate NEET here sometimes. Did 4chan get on the news again?

>> No.9574800

>>9574567
Around a week.

My friend asked me if I'd like to go and stay in his house for two days and I said yes.

>> No.9574813

>>9574793
Unemployed people aren't rare. You aren't special.

>> No.9574883

>>9574567

~4 months of being a shut-in.

>> No.9574892

>>9574813

As I understand it, a NEET is different from an unemployed person, since a NEET not looking for a job.

>> No.9574895

Like +5 months, I think that I went outside this year, but I don't really remember when or why.

>> No.9574900

>>9574895
Forgot to quote
>>9574567

>> No.9574912

>>9574892
You understood wrong.

>> No.9574976

>>9574684

Not in
Employment
Education or
Training

>> No.9575094

>>9574883

~8 months, get on my level

But I have to do something soon to keep my neet status or I'm a goner.

>> No.9575226

One of the topics always on my mind is how to make money with minimal efforts to enhance the neet life.

The obvious answer is some kind of web buisness. Do some of you have personal success stories with this stuff ?

>> No.9575255

>>9575226
A place to ask might be /diy/, I haven't tried anything but a lot of them seem to have some decent ideas about what you're looking for.

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>>9574567
1 week but before that it was 2 months. If I ever get out of my house is because I have to go to the dentist

please accept me im not a normalfag, im cool!

>> No.9575499

>>9575226
If you think that's the obvious answer, you are doing it wrong.

>> No.9575551

>>9574567
I went for a walk on Sunday before the sun came up.

>> No.9575610

Time elapsed since stepping foot outside: 2 months

Time elapsed since shitting in non-toilet: 8 days

Time elapsed since pissing in a bottle/bucket: 1 hour

Time elapsed since suicidal ideation: 4 seconds

Time elapsed since last suicide attempt: 15 months

>> No.9575616

>>9575610
Suicidal NEETs aren't welcome here.

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