/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to pee in a bottle today, as the bathroom was occupied, but I couldn't do it. My penis was there and the bottle was open, but I just couldn't go. I had done it years ago, when I was younger, and I always made a mess.

How do I quickly and effectively piss in a bottle, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Put your head inside the bottle and let loose.

[Anonymous No.]

Practice makes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

It should be the other way around. The fact that you didn't have to leave your room should be nice and relaxing and you should have no problem going.

[Anonymous No.]

youre not supposed to actually put your dick in the bottle

[Anonymous No.]

It's because you've been trained to go in a toilet.

That's right, trained.
Break your societal bonds.

[Anonymous No.]

Step 1.
     Have a small dick

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot to throw my piss bottle away and my dad found it and called me a piece of shit. And the bathroom was occupied, what was I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a small suitcase full of piss bottles from when I was 12. I'm 18 now and I'm scared to look.

[Anonymous No.]

You need an otaku sized penis to pee in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

In case anyone has never done it before

>>9572909 is the case unless you >>9572927

Just piss into it from a inch away otherwise you could make a mess. It probably helps more to not have had you penis mutilated as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9572946
how many inches is an Otaku sized penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573011
From A to Z on a keyboard LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573021

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is gross! YUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

Aim your dick straight up to increase flight range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9572946
Again, your penis doesn't need to fit into the bottle. That's absurd. You just need a urethral orifice smaller than the hole at the top of the bottle. If your urethral orifice is larger, please see a doctor.

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>>9573021
So German otaku are bigger?

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>>9572946
Otaku sized? Aren't most otakus at least 1.50m tall? That's about five feet in Murrican. I don't think there's a person with a dick that big.

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>>9573021
BTW I use Dvorak

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573074
I think Dvorak beats all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9572843
peeing inside a bottle is so much easier as an uncut gentleman. All you do is pull your foreskin forward and bunch it up, then stick that ball of foreskin inside the bottle and pee away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573079
Most people are around six feet, give or take 4 inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573127
Pressure on your urethra can be damaging.

[Anonymous No.]

S-So nobody on /jp/ likes to pee on themselves? It's way more fun and relaxing. Plus the feeling of intentionally making a mess is intoxicating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573154

Take these 4 inches dude

*whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573162
No, because that's a dumb fetish or a juvenile joke, and overall just messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573162
I have carpet ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573214
Your face is a dumb fetish.

>>9573227
I have a rug too, but I got a nice, empty corner and I have my fun there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573280

How do you feel when you orgasm and have to clean up all your pee?

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>>9573021
It'a actually from the left edge of A to about the middle of I

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>>9573344
German Otaku btw, if that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573344
>>9573355
No one cares about your small dick, nice dubs though

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>>9573308
It's not something I do that often, so it's okay. I usually do it an an excuse to clean up a bit and have a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9573308
What do you mean clean up?