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9572539 No.9572539[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How would you handle this /jp/?

>> No.9572547

I'd give her a proper American pillow. That thing is so small it's ridiculous.

>> No.9572552

Is she going to wet the bed again?

>> No.9572549

>>9572539
how would i handle what

>> No.9572554

>>9572547
The pillow is the pink and white thing in the background. It looks pretty sizeable, and the entire left side is cut off.

>> No.9572560

Like I handle all my problems. Duct tape and WD-40

>> No.9572568

Did she wet the bed or something? I ain't cleaning fox piss, she can do that herself.

>> No.9572571

full force in the ass mouth and vagina just like your mom KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.9572578

Oh god her piss must reek asses

>> No.9572580

IDK I think she's horny.

Making love to a Yokai Fox Deity might not be such a good idea.

>> No.9572586

>>9572580
Post a picture of yourself.

>> No.9572591

I would lay my head down on her lap and them she'd cover me with her tails and pet my head.

>> No.9572594

>>9572580
>Making love to a Yokai Fox Deity might not be such a good idea.

Why is that?

>> No.9572617

The same way I solve all my problems. By ignoring it.

>> No.9572631

>>9572594
She might bite you and scratch you and...

Actually why the hell not, that sound pretty awesome to me

>> No.9572668

>>9572539
I would fix her hat.

>> No.9572675
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>>9572594
>>9572631
They're notorious for tricking and causing havoc to the humans they have any kind of relationship with or have accidental contact with.

They torment their lovers and are pretty much whores.

I actually have met a proffesser who wrote a semi-fictional book about how he met a Japanese student who ended up being a Japanese Fox shape shifter.
He showed me her picture and said he would never back down from his story of her being a real Fox Yokai; A.K.A a Kitsune
Here is the picture of his book

>>9572586
In good time; I promise.

>> No.9572706

>>9572675
This book intrests me, tell me more

>> No.9572716

>>9572675
Post a picture of yourself or I'm filtering you for being ugly.

>> No.9572743 [DELETED] 
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>>9572706
He talks about their love affair a litttle bit, the whole book is full of lewd sexuality (which turned most people off from the book), the Kitsune go to local areas of where the professor is from/lives and cause mayhem.

I'm pretty sure you can order it.
He gave me a copy for free, because I had an interest in his "Ghost/Yokai" story, which leads me to believe he might have been telling the truth. If his main objective for telling me about his encounter with a real Kitsune was to drive sales, than he wouldn't have given me his book for free.
>>9572716
I hope to God I don't know you in real life, then you will hold my secret Otakuism and /jp/ing over my head for the rest of my college career.
This is me.
Don't make me regret this anon.
I didn't shave at this party, but should have.

>> No.9572758

>>9572743
Lewd sexuality with a wicked yokai, I need to keep this book at the back of me head, thanks

>> No.9572764 [DELETED] 

>>9572743
hi sean shannon

>> No.9572766 [DELETED] 

>>9572764
Hi Shaun Thompson

>> No.9572767

>>9572743
I thoguht you were asian

>> No.9573005 [DELETED] 
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>>9572764
Oh boy here we go. I know who you aren't, but
I have a few ideas as to who you really are, but idk
Who are you "anon".....sneaky bastard
pic is for you

>>9572767
No. Full blooded Aryan.

>>9572758
You're welcome

>> No.9573046

>>9573005
It's funny that your persona is a much better poster than you are, Yama.

>> No.9573052

>>9573046
(Addendum: That's not saying much, sadly.)

>> No.9573071

>>9573046
That makes too much sense not to be true.
Good on you anon.

>> No.9573076 [DELETED] 
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>>9573046
I'm not Yama.

Yama is the one who always gets trips and uses that weird green haird kiba pic.

He is a nice guy though it looks like.
He implied he lived in Brazil, so maybe he will be there at the meet up.

I think you can compare our ID addresses, but I have never known how to do that.

>> No.9573078 [DELETED] 

>>9573076
Not trips

***dubs

>> No.9573081

>>9573005
>I have a few ideas as to who you really are
shoot

>> No.9573093

>>9573005
>Full blooded Aryan.

Whatever you say, ginger.

>> No.9573101 [DELETED] 

>>9573081
Best we stay on topic from now on.

I'll ask when I see you.
I'm pretty sure I know who you are. We have to hang out soon anyway. Last time I saw you was at Shaun's and I picked you up too.

Moar Yokai Kitsune Touhou!!!

>> No.9573121

>>9573101
The image had a google result of the facebook account

>> No.9573138

>>9573121
603 friends, impressive.

>> No.9573184 [DELETED] 
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>>9573121
Oh................fuck...................
I'm fore sure going to be hacked now...........
........Please don't /jp/.......
I want to be friends....
>>9573138
Just a bunch of lewd whore women befriending me and am obligated to add since they are my friends' acquaintances/friends.....

whores

I wish a Kitsune would befriend me.....
more Kitsune?

>> No.9573226

>>9573046
He isn't Yama.
Disab is obviously Sparky, the two are both full of disabilities.

>> No.9573243

>>9573184
Disab is it ok if I add you so we can see about that /jp/ meetup better

>> No.9573260

>>9573184
/jp/ would be a better place without you.

>> No.9573256 [DELETED] 

>>9573226
I guess thanks, but still not sure who sparky is.
>>9573243
That would be nice thank you.

>> No.9573292

>>9573260
The world would be a better place without YOU

>> No.9573313

>First Christian Church Lansing
>MSU Japan Club

Is that really you?

>> No.9573334
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9573334

Do you have a girlfriend?

>> No.9573361

>>9573334

My God, what on earth is that abomination wrapped around that lost soul?

>> No.9573362

>>9573361
It's not him. He said that his profile has 603 friends.

>> No.9573377 [DELETED] 

>>9573362
http://www.facebook.com/sean.shannon.750

>> No.9573409 [DELETED] 
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9573409

Please leave him alone, it is not nice to bully others, even if they make weird posts.

It was not necessary for him to post a picture of himself though, that was not very smart.

>> No.9573425

>>9573409
Still with that anti-bullying stuff when you bully other people yourself?

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9573447

>>9573425
Why won't you tell the truth? I am not a bully.. why do you do this do me?

>> No.9573453

>>9573447
pls no bully

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>>9573447
I thought you were banned.

>> No.9573478 [DELETED] 

>>9573313
I don't belong to any church at the moment, but I am catholic.
>>9573334
>girl friend
Nice try. I am not that guy either.
>>9573377
You even had dubs too, but you must have facebook if you're trying to find/hack me.
Please don't hack me.

>> No.9573489

>>9573478
Nobody looks down on you for having a facebook.

I am very curious how you have 603 friends though, even if you/they randomly add, it's still a lot.

>> No.9573496
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>>9573468
No, but our mega-jerk janitor keeps deleting my images.. it makes him happy to see me upset.

>> No.9573497

>>9573489
I look down on him/her for having a Facebook.

>> No.9573503

>>9573497
I should've said "I don't look down on you for having a facebook", I'm sorry for projecting.

>> No.9573505

>>9573489
>>9573478
Normals please go.

>> No.9573511

>>9573478
I was actually thinking of making a compilation of your best posts on /jp/ and sending them to your friends.

>> No.9573508

How the fuck does someone have 600 friends on Facebook? I'm mildly attractive and I have 46. That's even worse than a normal fag.

>> No.9573509
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>>9573505
look at that friendless loser

>> No.9573513 [DELETED] 

>>9573489
I was pretty popular in high school.
For some reason I go to parties and people already know who I am, but I don't know them.
There was about 500 students when I was a senior and I did talk to mostly everyone and that's not including the sophomores - seniors that I knew when I was a freshman. Its a little of both I suppose.
I don't add people I don't know though.

Somtimes I get international people befriending me....sometimes I think they are from /jp/ and find me some how.
Other times strange facebook people add me when they saw me on a facebook fan page, may it be touhou or something else.

>> No.9573514

it's not him, he's trying to frame someone because he's a spineless coward. he obv wants you to harass whoever is in that picture. i bet he was bullied by that person.

>> No.9573517

>>9573508
Looks aren't everything, Anonymous.

>> No.9573524

>>9573513
Don't you have tons of disabilities though? I don't have any disability and only have 13 friends, all from the internet.

>> No.9573529

>>9573508
It's not exactly hard to add every single person you come in contact with. It's incredibly stupid though, so I deleted all but 10 people.

>> No.9573532 [DELETED] 

>>9573524
No one thought I was going to graduate, but I'm alright at school.

Keeping your disabilities a secret goes a far way.

>> No.9573534 [DELETED] 

Wow some harmless avatarfag gets deleted but the rest of this thread with full personal info and stalking stays

ＧＪ

>> No.9573538

>>9573534
Go away Mediator, nobody likes a bully.

>> No.9573540

>>9573534
It just shows that Disabilty-san isn't very liked.

>> No.9573545

How has this not been posted yet?
>>9572539
[ ] Help her find her way home
[X] Touch fluffy tail

>> No.9573552
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9573552

Janitor, if I ask nicely can you stop deleting all of my images and posts?

I would really appreciate it if you would not do it, thank you. I think you will like me if you give me a chance to show I am a good poster!

>> No.9573547

Stop the bullycide.

>> No.9573556

>>9573552
Please stop with the off-topic posts.

>> No.9573553

>>9573545
Go ask in >>>/v/ where they care about your furry shit

>> No.9573560 [DELETED] 

>>9573552
Janitor if you delete either of these posts and not the facebook link I conveniently reported for you I swear to god I'm going to fucking email moot since you obviously can't do your job

>> No.9573563

>>9573560
Just because a single person reported something doesn't mean somebody is going to look at it.

>> No.9573566

>>9573552
Avatars are against the rules. You're an outlaw, not a mediator!

>> No.9573575

>>9573552
If you show your true bullying powers and bully disability-san, maybe they won't be deleted.

>> No.9573582 [DELETED] 

>>9573563
Says who? The fuck are you, the janitor? Get to work then you piece of shit

>> No.9573587

>>9573582
>Says who?
I said so, but it's a pretty well known fact that not every post that is reported is looked at. This is something that moot has explicitly said.

>The fuck are you, the janitor?
No, but of course, you knew that already.

>> No.9573588

>>9573560
Let the staff handle this, you fucking aspie.

>> No.9573592

>>9573560
I'll delete my links if possible.

I regret it now.

Should have just been patient until the meet up to reveal my self
fuckin A
Try to take it easy with some of the greatest people on earth here on /jp/ and some really hate me for trying to be friends.

>> No.9573595 [DELETED] 

>>9573587
>>9573588
They already deleted one of my posts complaining about the personal info in this thread fucktards

>> No.9573597
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>>9573566
N-No I'm not! I just want to be friends with the janitor, not enemies. But I guess he doesn't like me very much..

>> No.9573598

>>9573595
Probably because a lot of people who detest you are reporting your posts.

>> No.9573600

>>9573592
GO KILL YOURSELF UP THE ASS NORMALFAG WOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.9573602

>>9573560
This reminds me of when I worked in a supermarket and people would constantly threaten me with things like, "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ALL MY MONEY BACK FOR NO REASON, I'LL TELL YOUR SUPERVISOR! >:("
Then the manager would come out and be like, "Sup. I don't care. Fuck off and don't shop here if you don't like it."

Oh pre-NEET days, you were fun sometimes.

>> No.9573623

I'd kiss her forehead and tuck her in, then proceed to read her a bedtime story.

>> No.9573640

I'd mate with her for procreational purposes, marry her, have a healthy monogamous sex life, raise our many kids like a pro and grow old with her...manually

>> No.9573657

>>9573640
To what book/movie/series/whatever is that a spoiler? It looks rather interesting.

>> No.9573673

>>9573657
I think that spoiler was a request from the Roman Catholic Church for obscenity. I'll have them request full censorship so that my eyes won't have to read such filth in the future.

>> No.9573673,1 [INTERNAL] 

Is that really Disability-san's facebook?

>> No.9573673,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9573673,1
Yes

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