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Out of this lot, which touhou would you betray for 30 pieces of silver?

>> No.9557544

Those are some weird eyes. Why do they have gradient pupils?

>> No.9557549

I like the eyes

>> No.9557550

>>9557544
They're irises

>> No.9557553

>>9557550
The only black part of the eyes is a gradient. I'm not sure how else to express that.

>> No.9557557

>>9557537
Which touhou would you betray for 30 pieces of silver?

>> No.9557559

>>9557553
Blind touhous, easily betrayed.

>> No.9557564

All of them

I'm jewish

>> No.9557565

Rumia isn't there so I clearly can't.

But on a serious note, I could not. Never could I betray a cute adorable little touhou for just shiny rocks.

My eyes are watering just thinking about it, only a monster would do that

>> No.9557587

Cirno

>> No.9557589

The slutty one.

>> No.9557642

Daiyousei, she's like a non entity. She doesn't even have a name.

Also, those skirts are entirely too long. Goddamn.

>> No.9557643

Daiyousei. What a crappy Touhou.

>> No.9557645

Sapphire.

>> No.9557650

I'd betray the person offering me money to betray cute, innocent fairies.

>> No.9557653

Daiyousei!

>> No.9557656

i'd fuck all of them

>> No.9557657

>everyone saying Daiyousei
Stop it you guys! You're breaking her heart!

>> No.9557654

Stop it. Why would you guys, and I mean the ones not ironically shitposting, would betray Touhous for anything?

They are cute, pure, and kind. Don't hurt them please.

>> No.9557658

Why are they all standing on their tippy toes

>> No.9557660

>>9557658
They're blind.

>> No.9557662

>>9557657
on her birthday no less

>> No.9557664

>>9557660
what's the correlation?

>> No.9557665

>>9557654

Reimu isn't. She's a bitch.

>> No.9557670

>>9557654
Fairies aren't kind. They're malicious pranksters who would steal the food right out of your mouth if they could, just to get a little taste. Mere betrayal is almost too good for them, but it's not like death stops the blighters.

>> No.9557676
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>>9557670
No fucking kidding

>> No.9557708

>>9557665

No she isn't she protects Gensokyo and makes sure everyone is safe. She's a hero.

>> No.9557712

>>9557708
A hero bitch or a bitch hero?

>> No.9557716

>>9557664
They're afraid of falling down because they can't see.

>> No.9557727

>>9557716
But it's easier to fall down on tiptoes.

>> No.9557732
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>>9557727

>> No.9557734

>>9557712

No she isn't a bitch, she is just orderly and makes sure other 2hus don't get out of hand.

If it wasn't for her Gensokyo would be in chaos.

>> No.9557738

>>9557727
Not if you've practiced like they have. Their toe muscles are stronger than the strongest ballet dancers'.

>> No.9557747

>>9557738
They could crush a dick with toes only

>> No.9557771

>>9557732
I want to change my name to "Barker Guygin" so I can travel to Japan and become a gaijin-tarento comedian.

>> No.9557778

>>9557727
Fug you're an idiot. It's a trust exercise. You must betray one by pushing them down.

>> No.9557783

>>9557778
That's all? No rape afterwards? I can take it easy like this.

>> No.9557792

>>9557783
She will fall into a pit of embers

>> No.9557799
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>>9557792
Thank god for unhappiness-triggered evolution.

>> No.9557806

>>9557799
You win this round of shitposting, but I'll be back.

>> No.9558122
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9558122

I like to imagine that all 2hu are innocent, little girls... Especially the fairies because they are the cutest in my opinion.

Sadly i know that they are all probably annoying, malicious, twats that play pranks to fucking much.

It truly does make me sad that I probably wouldn't want to hang out with a fairy, they are so cute.

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>>9558122
They aren't real. Use the power of your imagination to make them the cute little girls you wish them to be.

>> No.9558133

>>9557734

She does those things because it's her job, that's it. She's got an awful personality. Her keeping Gensokyo safe does not mean she isn't a cunt.

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>>9558129
>They aren't real.

>> No.9558149

>>9558122
>to

>> No.9558156

>>9558149
I don't get it?

>> No.9558159

>>9558148
Excuse me, I don't understand your gaijin movie references. What are you saying here?

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>>9558159
-clap clap clap-

>> No.9558170

Do you mean beat up? I would punch Cirno.

>> No.9558172

>>9558164
Please go back to your own board.

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>>9558170
Why?

>> No.9558205

>>9558172
this is my board though buttlord

>> No.9559339

all of them, get 150 silver

>> No.9559343

I'd betray Liy if you know what I mean.

>> No.9559345

Would they gang rape me for 30 pieces of silver?

>> No.9559391
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9559391

Might as well ask here: how large are the fairies? Are the small, as fairies are, or are they about the size of human children? Perhaps the smarter ones (like those in the OP) are larger?

>> No.9559409

Do I get more money for betraying all of them?

>> No.9559434

The one in blue

>> No.9559449

Sunny.
She's bitchy and rude and a bad influence on pure Star Sapphire.

>> No.9559455
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>>9559391
Perfect Memento in Strict Sense says fairies cover a range of sizes, maxing out at human child size. Your speculation is correct, good job!

>> No.9559936

All of them for for 1 gold piece.

>> No.9560097

>>9559449
She's bitchy and rude and a bad influence

I misread this as "has bad flatulence".

>> No.9560107

>>9560097
If fartist is around then this may be the case.

>> No.9560110

>>9559455
Yay!

I didn't know this was covered in PMiSS. I was wondering if there was a canon manga example, but this is better. I guess in-game sprites are not very telling because of creative license.
Thank you.

>> No.9560123

>>9560107

Personally though, while Sunny may be the worst in terms of volume, Star is most certainly the smelliest.

>> No.9560129

>>9560123
How can someone so beautiful reek?

>> No.9560201

>>9557537
Sunny not being a Grade A, you can go die in a boat fire.

>> No.9560214

Alright if you were to give me this option, I'd ask to see the 30 pieces of silver.

If you did, I said, "Ok" and then punch you in the face with my ring, take the silver and give them all a good time and end up with Cirno and Sunny Milk for myself.

>> No.9560322

Would I get to keep the silver? Or would I return it and commit suicide directly thereafter?

>> No.9560432

Still undecided...exactly how long will one silver sustain my NEET lifestyle? Assuming of course that I buy 3 figurines and a fumo per month.

>> No.9560546

>>9560129

Those 2 things are not related.
My little cousin is probably the cutest girl I have ever seen, and her farts could make the paint peel off the walls.

>> No.9560624

>>9560546
>My little cousin is probably the cutest girl I have ever seen
FBI is now heading towards your front door.

>> No.9560925 [SPOILER] 
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9560925

Which would I betray? This one.

>> No.9560959

>>9560925
Jesus is too cute a touhou to betray, don't do that.

>> No.9560960

The last two day were a blessing. I guess it couldn't go on forever.

>> No.9560962

In what way would I have to betray them?

>> No.9561099

>>9560962
You only have to kiss the one you're betraying.

>> No.9561628

>>9561099
That doesn't answer my question. Am I kissing her then dumping/cheating on her? Kissing her then selling her out to rapists or slavers or some enemy she has? Kissing her then stealing a cookie from her?

>> No.9561828

>>9561628
good question but I would betray any of them. They are just too cute and m heart is too weak.

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>> No.9561860

>>9561628
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver

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