/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Also, the number of e-mails I've gotten from people saying they met their significant other on 4chan is insane. I feel like some horrible bastard version of Cupid. To all of the ">tfw no gf" people, there is still hope!

[Anonymous No.]

btw i'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544712
post the 'do you even lift' one

[Anonymous No.]

He is obviously talking about /r9k/, /soc/, and those type of boards. You should know by know that any announcement that he makes doesn't really apply to this board. He even said that he doesn't understand /jp/ a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544738
He specified that he was referring to /jp/ in a /q/ thread.

Accept that you're surrounded by shitty normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544719
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544747
http://archive.foolz.us/q/search/text/jp/capcode/admin/order/desc/
Nope. And /jp/ can have daily orgies for all I care. I am not some depressed fag who cares what others do. As long as they talk about otaku culture, I am okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Significant others = waifus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544777
Nice trips bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry girls are more hassle than they're worth. Avoid them at all costs. They do nothing but destroy and take.

[a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 No.]

i don't want a gf

[a worthless person !Ev06XYcl12 No.]

i don't want a gf and no one would want me, so

[Anonymous No.]

I've met 4 girls from /jp/, and they were all horribly clingy and possessive. 2 of them were fairly attractive, but I want a companion, not a doormat. Take it from me, /jp/ isn't the place to find love.

[Anonymous No.]

I met my best friend on /a/. It's possible, guys!

[Anonymous No.]

Moot taking emails seriously? Lets be honest it's probably trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544901
I like clingy and possessive girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to think I'd find love on 4chan

then I stopped caring

now I'm still here, and I finally found love, and it was called

/jp/. ...and reefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544901
>4
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544961
>Moot
>M

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545029
All sentences begin with a capital letter. Just how were you raised?

[Anonymous No.]

There was a thread here recently where someone said they paid someone to roleplay as their girlfriend. After giving it some thought I'd like to go into this business. I'd like to think I can do genki, kuudere, and ojou-sama roles fairly well. (Won't do yandere because I've tried it before and it's bad overall for my psyche.) What is a fair price for this kind of service?

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>>9545037
Since 2003 moot has always been spelled with a lower case m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545059
Except when moot comes at the beginning of a sentence, where it should be either capitalized or encapsulated in single quotes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545059
It's not worth breaking sentence structure because a faggot was too lazy to capitalise his own name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545056
$162.35 per day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545080

What would even be the point?

If it's not genuine it's worthless "pretend" shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544949

Same here! Also tripfags are easier to make friends with, I've never had a long relationship with an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9545124
I have some information that may be of some use to you;
Women never actually have genuine feelings of affection towards any male. They're incapable of it. They do, however, feel affection towards money and shiny things, so this is what men often refer to as 'love', when put into the context of a female mind.
The reality is that this fake love is exactly the same as the real thing, because the real thing is just as fake. Women are experts at this.