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954304 No.954304 [Reply] [Original]

2D girls won't reject you
2D girls don't need anyone but you
2D girls look perfect
2D girls will do whatever you want
2D girls never die
2D girls believe in you
2D girls love you forever

>> No.954313
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954313

2D girls aren't sentient

>> No.954315

3D girls exist.

>> No.954317

2D girls will never hug you

>> No.954320
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954320

2d girls will never have sex with you
2d girls will never talk to you
2d girls will never love you
2d girls will never understand you
2d girls will never be there to hold you
2d girls will never be able to eat the food you make for them

>> No.954323
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954323

2D girls will never exist

>> No.954328

I was about to make a thread about this actually.

Do you guys seriously not care about 3D girls?

Because I don't.

I don't have any 3D porn on my computer at all. Not even a single picture. The only girls that I like are 2D.

>> No.954331

>>954320
Exchanging that with 3d won't change anything anyway.

>> No.954332

>>954315
I'm pretty sure 2D girls exist too. They're just, you know, 2D and not technically girls.

>> No.954336

3D;PD

>> No.954337

Translation of OP:

I'm a pathetic neckbeard that is too lazy, and useless to try and get a real women. Thus I tell myself 2D suffice.

>> No.954340

>>954320
THis is exactly how 3d works too! Amazing!

>> No.954341

>>954337
>farts

>> No.954345

>>954337
>neckbeard
Go back to /a/

>> No.954349

>>954337
I regret to the bottom of my SOUL actually defending you once.

>> No.954353
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954353

2D girls will never be drunk enough, or feeling horny enough to have awkward sex with you in the dark

>> No.954362

>>Sax !2tvnoVB17M

>> No.954363

>>954337
3D girls only waste your time and money

>> No.954365

>>954340
Stop paying for women and maybe one will stay long enough to cook you breakfast.

>> No.954369

>>954340
Only if you're lower than the lowest. Even the most pathetic people can find a 3D woman to have sex with these days. Maybe if you wasted a little less time on touhou and pads, and started working out and buying new clothes, somebody will put an end to your miserable virgin life.

>> No.954370

>>954320

3d girls will never have sex with you
3d girls will never talk to you
3d girls will never love you
3d girls will never understand you
3d girls will never be there to hold you
3d girls will never be able to eat the food you make for them

BECAUSE WE ARE /JP/

>> No.954371

>>954337
>Sax !2tvnoVB17M
What the fuck happened to our good tripfags?

>> No.954373

>>2D girls only waste your time and money

fixed for reality

>> No.954374

>>954353
Horny girls are SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTS
Girls that are ashamed of sex are the only fuckable ones.

>> No.954378

>>954369
I wish I was a virgin. ;_;

>> No.954379

>>954365
stop staying with your mom.

>> No.954385

No, they won't. Konata aside, most of those 2D girls are normal girls,not nerds like us. They would go for a cool guy, not you. Just like real girls in real life, sorry.

>> No.954390

3d girls exist without the need of a computer monitor.

lolol you retards wouldn't be able to jerk off in your parents basement if you didn't have your precious computer or tv to watch your pathetic animu.

>> No.954394

>>954385
Every harem anime ever made

>> No.954399

>>954385
You haven't watched/read much 2D shit have you? They would be going for the protagonist nerds, not that that would be us though.

>> No.954400

>>954390
/b/.

>> No.954405

>>954371

We never had any.

>> No.954406

3D girls won't reject you if you're good at sex and has lots of money
3D girls don't need anyone but you if she's fucking stupid
3D girls look perfect when photoshoped
3D girls will do whatever you want if you pay them properly
3D girls will die
3D girls believe in your job
3D girls love your purse forever

>> No.954407

>>954369
What about the rest of us who area ctually non-virgins?

I've had my fill of sex; modern life has cheapened it to the point it no longer has meaning.
I will no longer sully my principles by chasing sex instead of chasing my hopes and dreams.

>> No.954410

In animu, I never like the one the main character likes

>> No.954411

>>954390
I'm blind.

>> No.954413
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954413

>>954304
I wish all 3d girls were as awesome as Rika ;_;

>> No.954416

>>954406
>3D girls will die

HALLELUJAH

>> No.954418

>>954399
How do you know those 2D girls aren't putitng on an act? You know there are hollywood movies with women ending up with the nerd, just like Love Hina or Tenchi.

>> No.954419

>>954410
NOBODY EVER FUCKING DOES
Something is fucking wrong with whoever makes this shit

>> No.954421

>>954390
I fail to see your point.

>> No.954422

She isn't real
You can't make her real
She isn't real
You can't make her real
She isn't real
You can't make her real
She isn't real
You can't make her real
She isn't real
You can't make her real

>> No.954424

>>954418
They're fucking 2D. They're not real. They can't put on an act.

>> No.954427

What's with all the bullies in this thread? Why don't they like 2D? ;_;

>> No.954431

>>954424
This is why 2D will always be superior to 3D. Because unlike 3D, it's not real and thus flawless.

>> No.954434

>>What's with all the bullies in this thread? Why don't they like 2D? ;_;

BAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

>> No.954439

>>954422
JAPAN CAN DO IT
wainting for a bot

>> No.954441

>>954424
Let's say they can't then. Do you still believe they'd care about your fat, lonely, miserable always negative ass? If you could enter their universe somehow.

>> No.954445

>>954427
>bullies

THIS... IS... FOUR CHAN.
GET... A... CLUUUE!

>> No.954446

If you stack a bunch of 2D girls on top of each other, do you get a 3D girl?

>> No.954448

2D girls will never give you up
2D girls will never let you down
2D girls will never run around and desert you
2D girls will never make you cry
2D girls will never say goodbye
2D girls will never tell a lie and hurt you

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>>954410
WHAT?

>> No.954455

>>954441
I don't know man, if I somehow entered their universe I'm pretty sure I would go insane the instant I woke up when my brain starts trying to comprehend a two dimensional existence.

>> No.954457

>>954341
I still don't know where this farts thing came from

>> No.954458

>>954446
No

for that to work they'd need to be 3D to start with

>> No.954461

>>954445
>ワルテル

You're banned from talking, faggot.

>> No.954462
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954462

Bullies. ;_;

>> No.954464
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954464

>>954410
Uguu...

>> No.954466

>>954446
I don't think you understand a simple concept.

>> No.954475

>>954445
Are you the faggot who made an article about himself on ED?

>> No.954473
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954473

Hi guys. Am I related?

>> No.954476
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954476

Admit it faggots, even with your "3D pig disgusting" protestations, if a cute 3D girl decided to walk into your life, fuck you, love you and cook for you, you'd be.... happy

>> No.954478

>>954473
I masturbated to this a couple months ago. True story.

>> No.954482

>>954476
No, I refuse to be happy. I reject it.

>> No.954485

>>954476
Only if she was Kaguya.

>> No.954486

>>954476
My last girlfriend left me because I wanted her to masturbate me while I was playing eroge.

>> No.954490

>>954476
I'm not arguing that at all. This does not disprove 2D's superiority one way or the other.

>> No.954493

>>954486
That is truly pathetic that you would ask that of your girlfriend.

>> No.954491
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954491

I like 3D girls.

>> No.954500

Some of us ARE interested in 2-D only, due to horrible expirience with the 3-D version.
They are manipulative, most of them are total bitches, a wolf in sheep's clothing, and are after the "love" the populates the innards of one's wallet or bank account.
Screw real girls, burn all of those fucking bitches.
They need to be captured and re-programmed to act more like the 2-D version.

P.S- Being nice with them doesn't earn you points.
It makes them think your'e easier to manipulate.

>> No.954508

>>954500
Don't act like such a faggot. You're just manipulating them too.

>> No.954518

>>954508
You can't manipulate what you don't come in contact with.

>> No.954523

>>954508
Did you think it might just be that some anons are just genuinely nice/good natured guys?
Don't put everyone on your standarts.
Also
2D>3D

>> No.954535

>>954523
Agreed.

>> No.954540

>>954500
This is sad, but it is the exact situation today.
Well spoken.

>> No.954542

>>954475
Link to the article

>> No.954629

>>954523
"I'm a nice guy. WHY WON'T WOMEN FUCK ME"

>> No.954642

"I'm a nice guy. ALL WOMEN ARE FILTHY FUCKING WHORES"

>> No.954649

"I'm a nice guy, but I REFUSE TO PLAY YOUR INANE SOCIAL GAME."

>> No.954661

>>954353
Nor will 3d ones, for that matter.

>> No.954687

>>954542
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Waruteru_chan

>> No.954696

I'm a nice guy, BUT I FAP TO 2D.

>> No.954720

>>954649
>>954642
>>954629
Samefag.

>> No.954730
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>>954523
>genuinely nice/good natured guy
>burn all of those fucking bitches

>> No.954739

>>954730
Fraustration.
Show me an anon that lacks it.

>> No.954752

>>954476

I'd question her motives! Being a nice guy this would defy logic! As girls like assholes who play "Hard to get".

>> No.954745

I love how 3d's argument consists only in SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.

>> No.954771

>>954745
Fairly typical to be led around by the balls these days.

Casual sex is nothing more than using a person as a masturbation device; without love, sex is pointless.

>> No.954777

>>954476
>if a cute 3D girl decided to walk into your life...
I dont think theres enough numbers in the universe to say how low the chance is of anon getting a cute 3d girl that does all that.

>> No.954792

>>954777
I had a girl that did that. Then she left.

>> No.954793

>>954777
Not all of us are horrible-looking terrible people

some of us are merely terrible people

>> No.954816

Point is, I take absolutely no pleasure in being with people.
They are stupid, they are vulgar, I hate them.
Perfection is the only acceptable choice.
So, I will stick to my choices, staying alone.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.

>> No.954828

SINCE I CAN MASTURBATE FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES, SEX IS POINTLESS TO I!! ANONYMOUS!!

>> No.954865

>>954337
coming from a guy who makes threads about how his flatulence has cost him all his dignity and friends...

>> No.954877

>>954816
>I have no regrets, this was the only path

Sometimes it sends a chill down my spine how appropriate that is.

>> No.954878

>>954793
That's actually what I get quite often, friends telling me I have an inhuman attitude, that I fail at society and that by being just a bit nice to people, I'd be more popular, as If I cared about popularity.
I just need those few people whom somewhat understand my views and aren't too stupid.

>> No.954873

>>954816
I love you, anon-kun

>> No.954895

>>954878
I was kind of shocked when a friend told me she could never tell what I was thinking because I always sounded so cold and emotionless. I don't try to be that way.

>> No.954908

>>954878
This. Except for the "not nice" thing. I'm very personable and social on the surface, I do the small-talk thing. It's all fake, of course. I really don't care, but I put in the effort. I just ahve no urge to pursue communication beyond that.

>> No.954903

>>954877
Honestly, that phrase defines my whole approach to life, there never was any alternative in my opinion, and anything else would be unacceptable.

>> No.954905

I wish I'd never had sex with a 3d girl. If I was still a virgin I could be perfectly happy with 2d, but now I can't avoid thinking about 3d girls. Virginity is a blessing, don't fall for the trap of 3d sex.

>> No.954918

>>954908
I'm kind of like this. My only social skill is faking I have social skills.

>> No.954912

Yes, you can make them real. Once we perfect virtual reality technology, and invent artificial intelligence, they will be real. We are a decade or two away from making this happen.

Gentlemen... prepare to shit yourselves.

>> No.954925

>>954912
This is the only reason I'm not living in the mountains in a wooden shack with no power.

>> No.954923

>>954895
I get the same, except the fact that people also say I'm fucking mean and hateful.
I don't even feel like I'm being mean, it just feels normal.
Is it that people are used to hypocrisy so much that it became normal to them ?

>> No.954935

>>954908
I used to do that a while ago, fucking useless in the end, socializing (or fake socializing, for that matter), is just an useless waste of resources, unless you can profit from it directly, IE professional relations etc.
I just can't stand small talk, all that "oh you got a nice shirt, oh you got a good grade" such things don't even warrant an answer.

>> No.954936

>>954816

That's kinda cute, in a small childs way of acting adult. Go on being "bitter" over your self inflicted problem which is probably casued by your own arrogance.

>> No.954938

The real reason people prefer 2d to 3d?

3d girls are actual humans. They have their own wants, needs, lives and will, and they're just as selfish as any /jp/er. No remotely self-respecting human being wants to be a servile yamato nadeshiko (not even the ones from GLORIOUS NIPPON).

>> No.954943

you cant honestly say you wouldn't be interested in 3d girl if she fitted your ideal personality, looks and so on?

>> No.954951

>>954936
I will, thank you.

>> No.954958

>>954943
A REAL MAN STANDS ALONE.

>> No.954969

>>954943
Thing is, no 3d woman fits my ideal personality.
And if she were to have the ideal looks in my opinion, she'd just be 2d.

>> No.954977

>>954943
i can say "honestly" what i want.

>> No.954981

>>954943

I doubt many people here have much previous experience with a real woman, am i right?

>> No.954993

>>954989
David?!

>> No.954995

>>954958

... in front of his dearest bodypillow.

>> No.954989

>>954981
I dunno about that; I was married once.

GUESS WHO'S DATING MY BEST FRIEND.

>> No.954999

2D is superior because you know the nature of 3D from yourself, and you know you are pig disgusting.

>> No.955005

>>954958
Everyone needs companionship, I'm pretty similar to everyone here except I had a relationship with a girl when I was in my last year of school.

But you're fucking joking if you say you dont want to actually fall in love with someone and be so utterly in love you can tell them anything, want to spend every waking hour with them, share their emotions and so on. I'm not going to deny I'd like that, how can anyone deny it? I wish I had that, I curse my luck for making me introverted, it's a death sentence as far as girl's go in today's world. The only thing I can really do is to try to make the best of what I have, which is actually pretty good in other areas (decent education, wealthy family and so on). But even given that I feel like shit most of the time because of my lack of real female companionship, I cannot believe that you dont feel that way. Dont deny it.

>> No.954997

2D sux, can't conversate with you

>> No.955012

>>954995
Another crutch. Why do believe a person must be paired to another?

>> No.955015

>>955005
I am a superior man to you.
I fell in love, and killed that love, for my own interest.
I could've obeyed my feeling ( the girl even wanted me to), I just killed them and kept focusing on my stuff.
I take my companionship in good friends, which are similar minded to me.

>> No.955018

>>954943
It's very hard finding a real girl that wants to be gutted. I know Armin Meiwes did it, but then he want to prison.
I can gut all the 2D girls i want without any risk whatsoever.

>> No.955024
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2D men only plz

>> No.955032

>>954865
Why did you do that? You're an asshole. I never chose to get IBS. I lost my girlfriend, my friends, dropped out of school, and was totally isolated for three fucking years because of something I couldn't do anything about.

Most of the guys here are just lazy, and keep blaming society for the miserable lives they're living. Anyway faggot, as opposed to you neckbeards I got back to society and I dated a girl this summer too. So STFU.

>> No.955038

>>955032
>dated a girl
You mean "got a new pillow cover," right?.

>> No.955040

>>955005
Because I'm a man of principles. I've seen what this world offers; I see it every day.
A man by himself has no one to take away what is rightfully his, and has no one to blame but himself for his mistakes. There is no stronger person than the loner that wants to be alone. I don't need the validation of another to tell me what is right and wrong. I don't need a comforting embrace when I'm down. I don't need to see a smiling face every day. I've accepted this world as not perfect, why should I chase illusory perfection?

It's comforting to be able to lean on someone in a moment of weakness, but all it does is propagate that weakness.

>> No.955043

>>955032
And I finished my BA, probably got a first too. Dont hear me bragging though...

>> No.955048

>>955040
Alright, yeh, it's a 'weakness' in that context. It's a weakness I'm not ashamed to admit I have.

>> No.955050

>>955005

I can tell many people here are sociopaths, including myself. How can you crave for the unknown? I have never felt "love". The closest i got was an obsession with a 2D character which haunted me day and night. It felt like i was going insane. But i learned to embrace it in time, and here i am.

>> No.955052

>>955040
Quite a respectable opinion you have there.

>> No.955060

>>955043
Why would you brag about something so trivial? My illness was worse than cancer, and I recovered without any use of medications. I never gave up on life, and I kept growing as a person. Even though I had this terrible smell coming out of my ass every 40 seconds, which kept me totally isolated.

Most of you guys have everything you need in life, and still can't live a decent life. Losers.

>> No.955061

>>955040
'sup Adam?

>> No.955063

>a t h e n s !SysNpnp3nU
this thread now has cancer

>> No.955056

>>955050
please get help

>> No.955069

>>955060
>worse than cancer

Whoa there, professor.
Think that one through.

>> No.955073

>>955063

Oh please. It was already full of cancer before he came.

>> No.955066

Everyone here is too afraid to face a real girl. Sad truth.

>> No.955079

>>955066
I asked a girl out a few weeks ago, but she bailed

>> No.955082

>>955060
Right, so hooking up with a girl over summer is really important but getting a good degree is 'trivial'?

dont be a moron.

>> No.955093

>>955066
see
>>954989

>> No.955095
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ITT : eye'm the stupiest.

>> No.955098

>>955060
What right do you have in telling us what a decent life is ?
It reminds me of all these people who tell me how they think I should lead my life.
Like those that say that sex is such an addiction and that being a virgin is missing out.
Would I really need another addiction to distract me from my goals ?

>> No.955107

>>955082
From the typical anon's point of view it's rocket science HUEG but to this tripfag he'd probably think he's tiny since him and the rest of the world have done it already.

>> No.955104

>>955066
Thats not true. I don't give a shit about real life girls. I never feel awkward, i never feel nervous. They are just insignificant parts of a giant pool of flesh and idiocy that is known as this world.

>> No.955110

Also, a lot of you dislike 3d girls because of 4chan. I know this is true because I used to feel the same way, if your only experience of girls on a day to day basis are bottom feeding piece of shit whores like camwhores, attention whores and so on... Then of course you will develop a dislike for them in general. Not all girls are like the sluts who frequent /a/, /b/, /r9k/, /cgl/ and /fa/.

>> No.955119

In my opinion, 2D girls are just a distraction for me. I became introverted with women and people in general after a terrible relationship. I can't bring myself to actually ever make commitments now with people. As soon as there is a feeling of responsibility, I just hide it all away and put on that mask of fake socialness. But I have no problem with wearing that mask, it's just how humans operate. We feel, therefore we suck. Get used to it.

>> No.955123

>>955066
I had 3 different girlfriends (i'm 18.5), each for a few months.
All of them were after my wallet (It's not that i'm rich. it's just that i have enough brain to hold a well paying job at a young age.
This is when i lost faith in 3D girls.

>> No.955121

>>955104
Agreed.

>> No.955130

>>955104
The funniest part is, I believe you think this to be the case.

I'd love to analyse your actions when a cute girl in a supermarket asks you to grab her something from the top shelf she can't reach, and then she smiles and says thank you'

I'd just love for you to say "BAH!" and wave your hand dismissively.

I'd fucking love that.

>> No.955134

I don't need the companionship of girls, because i am one, of many. Tripfags like >>955060 is the Discord in our harmony.

>> No.955135

I have a 3D girl. Sex and all.

All I know is,
3d girls will never live up to your hopes and dreams.
3d girls are emotional train wrecks.
3d girls expect you to sacrifice yourself for their every whim.

I prefer to masturbate than go through the effort of having sex. Just as much orgasm, half the effort.

>> No.955144

>>955119
You're just being a hypocrit.
Aside from cases where the benefit is clear, faking never earns you anything.

>> No.955146

Seeing as I was born sterile, there's very little purpose to sex for me. I could do it because I enjoy it, but at that point, why not just fap?
The emotional support of a partner is nice, but I doubt I'll find anyone who'd put up with how verbally "abusive" I am. I love to argue; I'll argue anything. If there's a girl out there who's willing to fight back, I'd gladly consider dating her; right now all there is are women that say "I can't believe how much of a DICK you are!" Well fuck you if you don't like the spirit of competition; heaven forbid someone point out how wrong you are once in awhile.

>> No.955152

>>955130
You shot yourself in the foot, I did something similar to that not so long ago.

>> No.955157

>>955134
Hail anonymity

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>>955060
>worse than cancer
McFucking Kill Yourself

>> No.955163

>>955130
In situations like that i would put on my "Mr. Nice Guy" mask and take it down so that people wouldn't know i think of them as pile of flesh. "Pile of flesh" includes all people. Not just a nice girl.

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>>955060
>I had this terrible smell coming out of my ass every 40 seconds

>> No.955170

>>955146
That's one of the main reasons I have absolutely no relations with them, they really aren't able to have the kind of discussion I like, nor can they take the abuse.
Men, on the other side, while not being attractive at all, can sometimes make good friends, since a few don't give a shit if you only refer to them using insults, and will refer in the same way to you.
Most people, I act normal with, but only a few people can make me have fun and allow me to show bits of what I really am.

>> No.955172

>>955110
Actually I can't stand 3d girls because they don't have cute anime voices. Their mode of communication has a distinct sound, quite different from men, and it usually entails being shrill.

>> No.955173

>>955060
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.955174

>>955144
As desolate, as lonely, as unforgiving I may be to humans, I will still always long for the companionship of others. I came to agreement with this long ago. Deluding yourself that you don't need this is no worse than deluding yourself of human hypocrisy. Don't tell me I'm being hypocritical when all of you are in clear denial that you'll never need someone else to tell you who to be, what to think, or their love. Humans can feel, and as a result, we feel with our desires, our passions. This includes our ideas to procreate, to feel others, to touch them, to long for them, to be with them. Even if you satisfy these urges with 2D girls, you will always, always, deep down, have feelings for others. And you will want them.

>> No.955183

2D girls aren't real

>> No.955190

>>955130
I'd fetch the item, and I'd do that for anyone who asked politely and was genuinely incapable of doing it themselves. I wouldn't make eye contact or say anything.

>> No.955200

>>955174
Faking, as I said, is hypocritical, sometimes, I really become nice with people, but I won't fake, I won't for love, I won't for approval, I might for profit.

>> No.955201

>>955174
some people honestly don't need human companionship.

There are plenty of men throughout history that have essentially forsaken human contact and lived as hermits or lone huntsmen.

And those are just the ones with records of them.

>> No.955210

Because I'm a pedophile

Would you rather I was out stalking kids?

No. I didn't think so.

Leave me alone in my fantasy.

>> No.955206

>>955174
I really admire your honesty and I feel the same way to be honest.

I've always wondered though, how much of this pressure is down to society? People seemed to be able to engage in Asceticism in ancient times, to attain enlightenment in that way. Would you say this is just down to how emotionally strong certain people are?

>> No.955221

>>955201
Even without needing to isolate yourself from from society, you can still reduce the contacts I have with unpleasant people.

>> No.955223

2D > 3D, always.

>> No.955227
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955227

I'm booooooooooooored

take me somewhere!

>> No.955225

>>955174

Once you get a bit of life experience under your belt you'll appreciate what a fallacy it is to assume everyone feels what you feel and thinks what you think.

>> No.955239

>>955201
Anon is hardly a hermit. Few here are true hikkis that stay in all year round. You live in the city where there is internet access, plentiful amounts of food, easy access to water, shelter, and supplies. I doubt someone could become a complete hermit without isolating themselves from all this and occupying themselves with other tasks - like in the woods, just keeping yourself alive in the winter with enough fuel for your fire is a big enough job.
>>955200
I do it to confirm myself of my existence as a human. Don't ask why. I do it just because I feel I have an obligation to be nice to others; I was born like this. Too nice, too often. Which is why I got fucked in the head by the last 3D girl. I didn't learn my lesson, but I'm still stupidly, stubbornly nice to people, but more cautious with relations.

>> No.955241

>>955210
My words exactly.
Let the world benefit from our delusions.

>> No.955233

>>955227
quit making that hideous face, then.

>> No.955247

>>955227
When you figure out exactly what it is you want to do, call me. I'm too busy to think for you.

>> No.955259

>>955239
You don't need to be in the woods to have something that takes your time.
Just having a job which doesn't require much contact and is interesting is enough.

>> No.955274

>>955259
My point is, all things in the city require contact with other people. Immense amounts of contact, compared to being all alone in the wild in the most extreme case. You will still have to retain your societal instincts in order to function in the city.

>> No.955282

>>955274
I have a job which requires me only to understand how people will think and how not to be an asshole large enough to get kicked out.
Minimal social contact is minimal in my life.

>> No.955287

>>955274

I guess there are no hikkis in Tokyo. They must all be hiding out in the wilderness of Hokkaido somewhere.

>> No.955290

I stay at home and wait for checks to be delivered from ad networks.

In my spare time I like to read, eat and sleep.

>> No.955294

>>955287
That must be why i never see them!

>> No.955301

>> In my spare time I like to eat and sleep.
fix'd

>> No.955307

>>955239
I'm nice to people because I don't see the point of spreading misery. People do that enough as is.
Just because I'm not interested in human relationships doesn't mean I'm a monster, after all.

>> No.955313

ITT we reject people before they can reject us

>> No.955325

>>955313
Time is money, after all.

>> No.955330

So, /jp/, someone tells you " You shouldn't drink so much of this all the time, it's bad for your health'
what do you answer?

>> No.955329

/etc/hosts.allow
DENY ALL

>> No.955341

>>955307
Hah, that reminds me; an acquaintance at work told me I was a hypocrite for being nice to people when I'm not interested in human contact. I couldn't put into words how I felt at that moment, because I'm so used to using facepalm images...

Although if that makes me a hypocrite, I don't feel the need to change. Nobody else I've ever met had any kind of integrity, I don't see why I have to be the first.

>> No.955344

>>955330
Jokes on him. I don't drink.

>> No.955336

>>955330
I don't drink

>> No.955352

>>955330

"MMmsfhhf upfff an giff me thaaff boooozy."

>> No.955353

>>955330
I only drink tea, which is actually pretty good for me. Stains my teeth, though.

>> No.955354

>>955341
>an acquaintance
facepalm.tiff

>> No.955351

>>955336
You feed on the blood of your foes ?
I don't mean alcohol, could be any "unhealthy" thing.

>> No.955356

>>955330
Who are you and how did you get in my house? Also a face full of buckshot.

>> No.955357

>>955351
Grenadine, straight from the bottle.

>> No.955365

>>955354
I fail to grasp what you're getting at.
I'm too nice to simply ignore people; I do actually engage them in conversation. I'm just not the one who initiates.

>> No.955364

>>954373
>>3D girls only waste your time and money

refixed

>> No.955370

wow whatz with these ppl o_o *continues munchin on poptars* :9 I got a gf and shes really cute and honest

>> No.955369

>>955330
It's very rare for me to drink. Getting free booze requires me to go to parties and social gatherings, which i only do when I'm forcefully dragged.

>> No.955373

>>955341
>Nobody else I've ever met had any kind of integrity, I don't see why I have to be the first.
Accurate portrayal of my feelings

>> No.955375

>>954486
thats fucking awesome

>> No.955376

>>955370
i know rite

*glomps Anonymous*

>> No.955377

>>955370
>poptars

RAGE, IT'S POPTARTS YOU FAGGOT.
AND THEY'RE DISGUSTING!

>> No.955378

>>955370

i hope u mean poptarts cuz poptars sounds silly xD

>> No.955394

>>955370
>>955378
0/10

>> No.955395

Somebody put this thread in a lead-lined box; it's liable to cause cancer.

>> No.955401

>>955395
It causes poor trolling.

>> No.955407

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness

>> No.955413

This is the opposite of a BAWWWW thread. People are protecting their misery.

>> No.955447
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955447

<---- Admit it you want her.

I sure do, fat chicks are great in bed.

>> No.955464

>>955447
I had a fat chick once, may years ago. Felt like she was going to snap my pelvis.

>> No.955485

>>955407
>>love-shyness "afflicts approximately 1.5 percent of all American males...
>>1.7 million [U.S.] males...

Seems like a fair portion of them lurk here, then. Either that or those numbers are grossly outdated.

>> No.955507

>>955485
When i discovered Japan, i learned that theres apparently other countries in the world than America.

>> No.956427

Oh, hello summer.

>> No.956478

>>954448
I C Wat U did there

>> No.956478,1 [INTERNAL] 

2D girls will also never be anything more than your own fantasies and projections.

>> No.956478,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,1
The only difference between 3D women and anime women is that one is ugly, annoying, and you can put your penis in a physical smelly hole.

>> No.956478,3 [INTERNAL] 

Both 2D and 3D are shit. Female essence is essentially and necessarily soul-sucking. I am a man, going my own way!

>> No.956478,4 [INTERNAL] 

I saw some videos of girls that had really nice bodies and it gave me a boner I would like to fuck one of them I think?

>> No.956478,5 [INTERNAL] 

Hermits are fucking insane. Anyone ever read about that Alex Supertramp aka Chris Mcandless guy?

>> No.956478,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,2
And yet, so irresistible...

>> No.956478,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,6
Speak for yourself

>> No.956478,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,7
Bro just admit it you looked at girls in school...
Just admit it bro...

>> No.956478,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,8
Fuck off normie go to work or the club or something and leave my forum for me and my friends!

>> No.956478,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,9
Please bro...

>> No.956478,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,10
[b]FUCK OFF!!!!!

>> No.956478,12 [INTERNAL] 

oh god i fucked a girl what do i do now im scared

>> No.956478,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,12
pay her or the pimp will kill you

>> No.956478,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,11
Bro...

>> No.956478,15 [INTERNAL] 

I'm gay, but I want to try fucking a girl at least once

>> No.956478,16 [INTERNAL] 

Any cp otaku here

>> No.956478,17 [INTERNAL] 

>2D girls won't reject you
They can't accept you so by default they reject everyone
>2D girls don't need anyone but you
They don't need you, they have no needs or wants, their existence is only dependent on their creator but even in that case once an image is formed it is without intention or sentience
>2D girls look perfect
They may appeal to an individual's tastes but to state that there's some sort of perfection that transcends relativity is patently false
>2D girls will do whatever you want
They can't "do" anything
>2D girls never die
They can die in their fictitious universes more easily than a person
>2D girls believe in you
They can't believe because they are not sentient
>2D girls love you forever
They don't know you exist, they are incapable of emotion

>> No.956478,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,17
They literally are capable of all that stuff retard.
Even the one bitch from evangelion had an emotion

>> No.956478,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,17
Tulpa and anime say otherwise

>> No.956478,20 [INTERNAL] 

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO ASUKA ISNT SHE SUPREMELY HUMAN

>> No.956478,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,19
>Tulpa
kill yourself ponyfag-tier retard

>> No.956478,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,20
humans suck anime is better

>> No.956478,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,18
>>956478,19
fuck off, ret/a/rds

>> No.956478,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,23
no /b/itch

>> No.956478,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,24
/lgbt/bbqrotflolgtfo

>> No.956478,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,25
surfs up nigg*r

>> No.956478,27 [INTERNAL] 

this thread is biblical

>> No.956478,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,26
Ass up fagg*t

>> No.956478,29 [INTERNAL] 

if real girls got heart-shaped pupils when theyre being cute / horny then id call them about even but as it is now...

>> No.956478,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,29
I want to fuck an eye socket of a cute girl!

>> No.956478,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,27

We should have more of them

>> No.956478,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,29
fuck if this could be genetically engineered somehow

>> No.956478,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,32
youre gay

>> No.956478,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,33
Leave her alone bully!

>> No.956478,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>956478,33
why bro

>> No.956478,36 [INTERNAL] 

wait you guys dont like heart shape pupil? wtf

>> No.956478,37 [INTERNAL] 

wtf bro

the joke is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_wXYvW6ai4

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