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>> No.9543023

Shitposting isn't allowed anymore, Clammy.

Get out and take your shitty idols with you.

Except for Chihaya. She can stay.

>> No.9543024

Another quality thread by Clammy.

>> No.9543034

I love Makoto.

>> No.9543048

>>9543034
Worst iM@S.

Same as Miki.

>> No.9543050

>>9543023
btw I'm a girl

>> No.9543052
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>>9543023
I thought /jp/ liked the idols.

>> No.9543066

>>9543052

We only like Chihaya.

>> No.9543074

>>9543052

Go back to talking about asses

No one will know that it's shitposting if you put put the name of a touhou somewhere

>> No.9543080
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>>9543066
What about the twins?

>>9543074
That seems like the easy way.

>> No.9543077
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>>9543052
We like Takane.

>> No.9543081

Clammy likes Makoto because she looks like a boy.

>> No.9543099

>>9543013
Why us that cute boy jacking off?

>> No.9543101
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>>9543081
I like Makoto because she is fucking adorable. I'm not usually into the tomboy type characters, but I couldn't help but love her after playing iM@S2.

>> No.9543105

I started the game yesterday but I think I'm going to restart and drop Makoto from my unit.

Sorry Clammy.

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>>9543105
Why?

>> No.9543129

>>9543077
Takane is the worst.

Please forgive me Lady Taka. I didn't mean it. Don't hate me ;_;

>> No.9543152

>>9543048
makoto didn't quit her idol career like miki and shitkane did

>> No.9543163
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I want Makoto to bite my neck.

>> No.9543164

>>9543121
She doesn't fit my elegant theme.

>> No.9543206
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>>9543164
Who is in your unit?

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>> No.9543285

>>9543074

FUK OFF WIFF UR SPOILURS

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>>9543023

>> No.9543293 [DELETED] 

>>9543129

FUK OFF WIFF UR SPOILURS

>> No.9543297
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I like to imagine that she peed in this glass.

>> No.9543425

Less Chihaya and more Makoto.

>> No.9543422
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>>9543297
post your entire chihaya folder

>> No.9543428

>>9543422
NO, murdering idol is not welcomed.

>>9543297
post your entire makoto folder

>> No.9543439
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>>9543428
Chihaya isn't the murdering idol. Aren't you confusing her with someone else?

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>>9543422
>chihaya in america.jpg
Maybe I would've, but now I won't since those stupid American clapping jokes are awful.

>> No.9543447

>>9543439
She murdered her brother, GO MURDERER GO.

>> No.9543456

>>9543444
Are you American? Are you black? Is that why you like asses so much?

>> No.9543459

Makoto butts and anuses.

>> No.9543462

>>9543456
He's white, he has posted his dick before.

>> No.9543464
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>>9543456
I live in America, yes. But I'm as white as a ghost.

>> No.9543470
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>>9543444
Post them now before I get angry.

>> No.9543474

>>9543464
Who is this supposed to be? Please respond.

>> No.9543479

>>9543456
I am white and I like butts too.

But I ended up liking them f-for a different reason...

>> No.9543483
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>>9543470
Make me.

>> No.9543489
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>>9543074
It's hard to find an idol butt that was not posted before.

Clammy has it all covered.

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>>9543483

>> No.9543502

>>9543489
Post Cinderella girl butts.

>> No.9543503

>>9543459
Please, Clammy, acknowledge this post...

>> No.9543506

>>9543498
She is the worst idol I have ever laid my eyes on, she is so flat and she murders. Someone post the image of her being thrown into a ceiling fan and being sliced.

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>>9543506
Here you go

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>>9543498
Don't you give me that sort of face!

>>9543503
Is this okay?

>> No.9543527

Chihaya is my favorite idol, not because I like her songs or think she is good looking or anything but because she has a flat chest if she didn't have a flat chest she would literally be the worst idol ever but as a true otaku I must like the DFC.

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>>9543516

>> No.9543529

>>9543506
She murders?

Something along the lines of vaguely getting her parents killed that was not even by her own hands?

What does the canon description actually say?

If it specifically says that she killed someone with her own hands and it was premeditated then we can safely say that she is indeed a murderer.

I just want to be thorough about this because I have never heard about her killing anyone.

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>>9543502
>>Post Cinderella girl butts.

I can get behind this.

>> No.9543535

>>9543516
Thank you.

>> No.9543541
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>>9543528
Stop trying to make me feel bad.

>> No.9543550

>>9543541
I don't get it.

>> No.9543558

>>9543550
It's a parody about how in germany there was a ruler who was very feminine looking and made a lot of german officials confused sexually.

>> No.9543565
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>>9543541
Don't worry about it. Chihaya is a dumb, unsexual, shitty murdering slut who can't sing and has no fans.

Keep posting more makoto

>> No.9543589

>>9543558
What was his name?

>> No.9543590

>>9543585
She murders?

Something along the lines of vaguely getting her parents killed that was not even by her own hands?

What does the canon description actually say?

If it specifically says that she killed someone with her own hands and it was premeditated then we can safely say that she is indeed a murderer.

I just want to be thorough about this because I have never heard about her killing anyone.

>> No.9543596
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>>9543585
But I like Chihaya too.

>> No.9543598

>>9543589
Heir Makoto-Johan

>> No.9543609
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>>9543596
Please post some Hibiki or Takane then.

>> No.9543617

>>9543013
I-I'm reporting for you NSFW content.

>> No.9543623

>>9543590

She watched her baby brother get hit by a car.

>> No.9543625
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>>9543614
Alright.

>> No.9543622

>>9543617
Reported for stuttering.

>> No.9543633

>>9543623
>She watched
Oh ok

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>> No.9543654

>>9543598
I hate you...

>> No.9543647
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FAT TAKANE BUTTS

>> No.9543651

>>9543633
She pushed him into oncoming traffic.

>> No.9543658
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>> No.9543660
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Stupid dumb murdering scum

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>>9543644

Makochii hijack!

>> No.9543666
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K-on idol butt?

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>>9543661
Nonowa

>> No.9543680
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Nonowa-san from Dream C Club

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>> No.9543691

I just had a fantasy just now as I am typing this that I have a room with walls and floors lined up with nothing but idol butts and anuses and various other butts and anuses and i go pron and slide my naked body dick across floors and walls the butts and anuses that house them.

If I had artistic skills I would illustrate this in great detail...one day.

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>>9543691
I'd rather sniff and lick them one by one.

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>>9543691
Idol Butts 'n Anuses the ride. Prepare to slip and slide!

>> No.9543708
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>>9543702

>> No.9543716

>>9543558
This isn't true is it?

>> No.9543722
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Takane's butt probably smells nice.

>> No.9543728
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>> No.9543731

>>9543722
Takane's butt smells like lace and vanilla.

>> No.9543735
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Which Idol butt and anus would you enjoy first?

>> No.9543741

>butts

Lots of closet homos here who have vaginas

>> No.9543743

>>9543735
Makoto and only hers, just to remind her that she looks like a boy and will be treated like one. No vaginal sex with Makoto ever.

>> No.9543748
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>>9543731
Every butt should have a little musky smell to it.

>>9543735
Definitely Makoto, preferably after a sweaty workout or performance.

>> No.9543754

>>9543697
Yes, I would do that too!

>> No.9543757
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Takane demands that you worship her ass.

>> No.9543761
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Which idol has the bushiest asshole hair?

>> No.9543766
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>>9543761
Eww, I don't even want to think about that.

>> No.9543768

>>9543761
I like to think all of them have just a bit. Some may have more than others~

>> No.9543775
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>>9543761

>> No.9543779
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>> No.9543780

>>9543766
Why not? When you are having anal sex the hairs could tickle your penis as you slid it in and out.

>> No.9543785

>>9543780
Clammy only likes smooth butts, especially on boys.

>> No.9543789
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>>9543780
That doesn't sound very good. I like my butts hairless.

>> No.9543790

Butts smell like poop.

>> No.9543794
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>>9543766
Mature, natural, musky bush of asshair just waiting for your love.

>> No.9543795

>>9543790
All the better to smell them~

>> No.9543796

>>9543790
So does your mom.

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>>9543796
DAMN, SON. You got him good.

>> No.9543813

Clammy likes sweaty and a bit musky butts. And hairless too.

Dont bully him

we all have our p-personal preferences in b-butts and a-anuses...

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>>9543813
We're all buttbros here.

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>>9543817
I'm not your buttbro, homo assfag.

>> No.9543823

Clammy do you have any dildos? Have you tried anal masturbation?

>> No.9543824
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>>9543819
I will do lewd things to your ass and then you will have no choice but to be my buttbro.

>> No.9543832
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>>9543823
I don't have any dildos, but I kinda wish I did. Anal masturbation always makes regular masturbation feel a lot better.

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>>9543824
That's not funny. Get the fuck lost, asslord.

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>>9543837
Yeah, I'll get lost in your ass.

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>>9543841
You can't, my ass is too small and tight for you. You'll never even fit.

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This thread went to hell

>> No.9543862

>>9543824
Leave him, he is undeserving. I want to feel your warm crotch slap against my ass cheeks as my butthole gets stretched out by your thick dick. My butt sliding as it slaps and gets sticky from all the cum between us.

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>>9543852
My dick isn't even that big. I'm sure I could fit in just fine.

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>>9543864
No means no.

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>>9543862
Sounds like a good time.

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>>9543880
I was only going to make you feel the wonders of having your butt stuffed, but apparently you don't want it.

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>> No.9543889

>>9543832
You have always posted in ass threads and said you would take a dick in your butt, you really need to get a dildo or a prostate stimulator. Do you at least finger yourself?

>> No.9543893
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>>9543882
I told you before I'm not your buttbro. You're the one who came on to me so violently like a savage beast.

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>>9543889
I have an aneros but it doesn't really feel that great. It's too small. Not bad, just not great. Haven't used it in a while though, since I moved and have no privacy currently.

>> No.9543909

>>9543902
How long do you leave it in for? It takes a bit of time before they start feeling good, try edging with it next time.

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>>9543893
You secretly want it. I can tell.

>>9543909
Last time I used it I fapped for like 4 hours straight. It felt pretty nice, but I can't help but feel that it could've been better. It just feels too small.

>> No.9543917

Clammi would be an amazing buttbro!

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>>9543917
You too!

>> No.9543928

>>9543913
So you're used to large cocks?

>> No.9543930

>>9543913
Did it not reach your prostate fully?

>> No.9543932
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>>9543928
No, but that full feeling is nice.

>> No.9543934

>>9543932
You have never taken a dick up your ass so how would you know how it feels!

>> No.9543935

>>9543932
I'll fill you past your limit.

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>>9543930
Most of the time it doesn't. It can, but it requires quite a bit of effort for extended periods of time.

>>9543934
There are household objects and such..

>> No.9543947

>>9543941
Does the aneros come in different sizes?
I was thinking about buying one.

>> No.9543954

>>9543913
Maybe you have prostate cancer.

>> No.9543950

>>9543941
What household objects?

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>>9543947
They have different shapes and stuff, though they all seem to be about the same size. I think one of them is slightly larger, but it's more expensive, so.

>>9543950
Hairbrush handle.

>> No.9543965

>>9543959
They are all the same size because it's around the same spot for everyone, something is wrong with you.

>> No.9543963

>>9543959
Is your prostate in an abnormal location?
Have you ever asked your doctor about this?

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why is yayoi so hittable?

Also used goods.

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>>9543963
I haven't been to a doctor in years.

>>9543965
Like I said, it CAN hit my prostate, it usually just requires me to manually move the aneros with my hand, which is annoying when I'm trying to fap. I've heard that prostate stimulation isn't as good when you fap a lot, so maybe that's why. I used to fap like 5+ times a day on average.

>> No.9543983

>>9543976
> I've heard that prostate stimulation isn't as good when you fap a lot
I've never heard that and it should be hitting your prostate without you having to move it around that much. It can even provide hand frees cumming if you are reading an eroge with it in.

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Hey clammy do you like anzuchang?

>> No.9543993

>>9543983
>hand frees cumming
How is that possible?

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>>9543983
>it can provide hands free cumming
I've seen people say this yet I've also heard people say that this is very hard to actually do. I need to go give the aneros another try. Maybe it'll be different after these past few months.

>>9543990
She is cute.

>> No.9544008

>>9543993
You need to be extremely turned on, have you never experienced insane amounts of precum when reading/viewing something erotic without touching your penis? With a prostate stimulator added onto that you can cum hands free,

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>> No.9544015
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9544015

Maybe I will use the aneros later tonight.

>> No.9544018

>>9544015
Go to a doctor first.

>> No.9544020

>>9544015
You should fap to this while you do it :3

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=29242051

>> No.9544028
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9544028

>>9544018
That costs money.

>>9544020
Reminds me of another artist.

>> No.9544030
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9544030

>> No.9544035
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9544035

Best butt angle.

>> No.9544043
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9544043

What do you think Miki's butt smells like?

>> No.9544045

>>9544043

nsfw

thanks asshole my boss just fired me

>> No.9544047
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>> No.9544049

>>9544043
A bit stinky from all the sleep and lazyness she does~

>> No.9544058

>>9544051

He is a good artist.

>> No.9544060
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9544060

>>9544045
Yeah, I'd thank that asshole, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9544051 [DELETED] 
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9544051

My favorite lewdmaster artist.

>> No.9544064

>>9544051
nsfw AGAIn

thanks asshole my boss fired me twice, now i'm hired again. just when i thought i could finally take it easy as a NEET fuck you

>> No.9544066
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9544066

Air freshener.

>> No.9544072

>>9543541
Me in the middle.

>> No.9544073

>>9544051
Oh god I want to stick my cock in Chihaya

>> No.9544076
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>> No.9544085 [DELETED] 
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9544085

>>9544073
what about yayoi?

she'd probably let you do it for free if you just gave her some attention.

>> No.9544086
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9544086

Not sure if he does a lot of lewdmaster stuff but I really like this artist. The way he draws the skin and the anatomically correct features gets me hot and heavy most of the time.

>> No.9544090
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9544090

I want the twins to rub their butts and anuses on my face.

>> No.9544104
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9544104

On your face.

>> No.9544106 [DELETED] 
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9544106

MODS ARE ASLEEP POST YOURE PORN

>> No.9544113

>>9544090
Ooh stereo butt smelling and rubbing!

and stereo butt farting from each side. but thats mostly for me :3c

>> No.9544115
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>>9544106
That is grotesque.

>> No.9544122

>>9544085
It makes me sad knowing I will never know what it feels like to force Yayoi to get an abortion.

>> No.9544128
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9544128

>>9544113
They could squish their butts together, so you could have an anus on your mouth and an anus on your nose.

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>>9544086
Sadly, I dont think he focuses a lot on butts and anuses. Which is a real shame really because if he drew a good butt and anus it would truly be a masterpiece.

>> No.9544133 [SPOILER] 
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9544133

Me on my knees for Clammy.

>> No.9544145
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9544145

>>9544133
I love that one. I fapped to it a few days ago. Her face is really erotic.

>> No.9544147 [DELETED] 

>>9544085

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9544154

>>9544085
I mean, I guess she's cute. But she's no Chihaya

>> No.9544155
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9544155

Ritsuko bum.

>> No.9544167 [SPOILER] 
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9544167

>>9544132
Ooh here is a nice one but sadly its not an Idol butt and anus

>> No.9544169
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9544169

>> No.9544185
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9544185

Refined bottom.

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>>9544185
so refined I need to examine it personally.

>> No.9544203

Fuck off.

>> No.9544217

>>9544185
Just imagine how hot and damp that seat would be after a hard game.

>> No.9544221

>>9544217
I'm having a hard game right now.

>> No.9544222
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>> No.9544227

>>9544222
i like hambaga

>> No.9544228
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9544228

>>9544217
I would want to put my face in it.

>> No.9544240 [SPOILER] 
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9544240

I am going to go play with my dildo now and pretend it is Clammy's dick.

>> No.9544252
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9544252

>>9544240
I was about to give the aneros a try pretty soon here myself.

>> No.9544268
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>> No.9544276
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>> No.9544283

>>9544252
Don't forget to use your own cum as lube or better yet, swallow it.

>> No.9544302
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9544302

>>9544283
My cum doesn't taste very nice.

>> No.9544322

>>9544302
Swallow it anyway, play with it in your mouth.

>> No.9544326
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9544326

Feels pretty decent. Gonna see how long I can go before I feel the need to touch myself.

>> No.9544340
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9544340

>>9544322
A bit lame since it would be my own, though.

>> No.9544353
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>> No.9544354

>>9544340
Don't give excuses.

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9544357

>>9544354
I mean, I could, but.

>> No.9544361

>>9544357
But nothing, do it.

>> No.9544365
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>> No.9544371
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9544371

>>9544361
Why do you want me to?

>> No.9544382

>>9544371
Because he's a faggot and misery loves company

>> No.9544383

I want to thank you for this thread.

>> No.9544388

>>9544371
You already being lewd, just go that extra step.

>> No.9544404
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9544404

>>9544388
I suppose. When I cum it usually gets everywhere though, so I don't know how well it will work.

>> No.9544420
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>> No.9544431
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>> No.9544433

>>9544404
I bet your room smells like stinky semen.

>> No.9544446
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9544446

>>9544433
Not really. I just moved anyways, so I haven't even been in this room that long.

>> No.9544458
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>> No.9544471
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>> No.9544481
File: 186 KB, 1920x1080, [Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_05_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[B44D48DF].mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2012.03.18_01.00.07].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9544481

I would give my legs to sniff Makoto's butt for an hour.

>> No.9544482

>>9544106
Got any more like this?

>> No.9544489
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>> No.9544498
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>> No.9544507

>>9544498
Oh goodness

>> No.9544509
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>> No.9544516

>>9544481
When people say perverted things like this, it really makes my underaged pussy wet.
Thank you.

>> No.9544523
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9544523

>>9544516
Sure thing.

>> No.9544529

>>9544498
>nipple poking through flesh
REPORTED

>> No.9544532
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9544532

Pantyhose are amazing.

>> No.9544533

>>9544106
Do you more in this style!

>> No.9544545

I am glad that non-nude lewdity is still OK to post.

I can't help myself, I really like lewd things.

>> No.9544546
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>> No.9544548

>>9544532
There we go. Best post all thread.

>> No.9544560
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9544560

>>9544548
Don't you just want to put your face in a nice pantyhose covered butt?

>> No.9544565

>>9544560
Yes. Yes I do.
But I want a lot of things.

>> No.9544571

>>9544569
Too much to list.

>> No.9544569
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9544569

>>9544565
Like what?

>> No.9544578

>>9544560
Butts are gross, as poop comes from there.

>> No.9544579
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9544579

>>9544571
Well, the thread should still be here for a while, so.

>> No.9544601

>>9544579
It's too lewd. And I've mentioned them before anyways. But I'm liking this image dump.

>> No.9544603

>>9544578
poop comes from anus, butts are fluffy or taught.

>> No.9544606
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9544606

>>9544601
>too lewd
There is no such thing as too lewd.

>> No.9544617
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9544617

I want futa idols to fuck my butt.

>> No.9544627

Well good to see you again Clammy. What a great imagedump you have going here. I will continue to pleasure myself to the pictures you post.

>> No.9544632
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>> No.9544641

>>9544627
>>9544632
>>9544617
Same poster.

>> No.9544640
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9544640

>>9544627
Good, good. Pleasuring yourself is always a nice thing.

>> No.9544649
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>> No.9544654

>>9544640
Agreed. Always feels nice to jack off.
How are you? Been a few months since I've talked with you.

>> No.9544662
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9544662

>>9544654
I'm okay. Pretty much the same as I have been. Do my lifts and then play video games all day. Can't really complain.

Yourself?

>> No.9544675
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>> No.9544691
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9544691

>> No.9544711
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9544711

I want to spread Miki's butt cheeks and lick her anus.

>> No.9544713

Holy shit, have you been dumping for few hours now?
How autistic are you, clammy?

>> No.9544727

>>9544711
You are a sick disgusting man.

>> No.9544733

>>9544713
I've been scrolling up and down for 16 hours. Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.9544734
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9544734

>>9544713
Well, I don't have anything better to do, and talking to /jp/ is fun, so I don't see why not.

>> No.9544753
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>> No.9544757

>>9544733
I'm going to have to see it before I suck it.
>>9544734
You need to find something better to do in your life. That's why not.

>> No.9544769

>>9544757
>You need to find something better to do in your life.
hahaha

>> No.9544773
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9544773

>>9544757
Honestly, I don't post on 4chan nearly as much as I used to. Most of my time is spent playing video games now. My life is already a wreck anyways, so I find it hard to care.

>> No.9544779

Remember! Do not spend more than one hour a day on /jp/! It's unhealthy!

>> No.9544793
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9544793

I want Makoto to rub her butthole on my nose.

>> No.9544795

>>9544662
Not bad. Work has actually been giving me hours and DotA is still fun.

This fucking image dump. I like it.

>> No.9544799

>>9544773
Why is your life in a wreck? Surely there's something you can do rather than dumping images everyday on 4chan.

>> No.9544808
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9544808

>>9544795
Good to hear.

>> No.9544817
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9544817

>>9544799
I'd rather not go into it honestly. It would take far too long to even begin explaining things.

>> No.9544818

>>9544799
Are you his mother?

>> No.9544822

>>9544817
Get a job!

>> No.9544830

>>9544817
I'm here to listen. Tell us your story.
>>9544818
Father, actually.

>> No.9544837
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>>9544822
Easier said than done. I worked at a restaurant for about a month, but I got kicked because business was shit and they couldn't afford to keep me there. And I only got that job because of connections, all other attempts at finding work is usually pretty damn useless. Even more so now that I have moved to the middle of nowhere.

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>> No.9544863

>>9544837
How do you make a living then?

>> No.9544865

What the fuck, maybe I should start tripfagging too so that people would ask for my life story in an anus thread.

>> No.9544868

>>9544865
>>>/b/

>> No.9544871

>>9544865
You should. Hell, I should.

>> No.9544879
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9544879

>>9544863
I'm only 20. I live with my family. I sell things I do not mind parting with and occasionally I'll get some odd job.

I previously ended up selling about 90% of my game collection to afford other things. Thinking about it makes me hurt on the inside. I'm slowly trying to get it back.

>> No.9544888
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>> No.9544890

>>9544879
>>9544837
This is so sad. It's sadder because it reminds of my little brother.
Get your life together before it's too late.

>> No.9544899

I wish I could go up to each idols anus and sniff and lick them and compare the taste and smell and jot them down for future reference.

But if I want consistent and consist data of each idos butts and anuses I would do it each day for about a month.

>> No.9544902

>>9544890
Is that you, Sarah?

>> No.9544907

>>9544899
It would be the best month ever.

>Image limit
Damn.

>> No.9544922

>>9544919
Have fun!

>> No.9544919

>>9544907
Good thread Clammy. Now off to fap yet again tonight. Till next time!

>> No.9544935

The poster known as "Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6" is a sexual deviant and a menace to society of the worst kind. I personally recommend that he be jailed for life to protect others.

>> No.9544940

>>9544935
Everyone should just hide their butts.

>> No.9544942

>>9544868
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/v/

>> No.9544945

>>9544942
Nothing I posted belongs on those boards.

>> No.9544948

>>9544942
>>>/i/
>>>/lit/
>>>/ck/
>>>/n/
>>>/e/

>> No.9544956

>>9544945
Would you like to hear how much asking for sob stories belongs on /jp/?

>> No.9544971

>>9544956
Yes

>> No.9544983

>>9544971

>>9541369
>Now then. /jp/ is not your blog, shitposting dump, travel advisor or personal translation service. NSFW is not allowed under any circumstance. Anime/manga is not allowed either.

>> No.9545081

>>9544983
I wanted to read the history of Clammy, I barely remember if he have even posted here age before.

>> No.9545134

>>9545081
There's not much to tell.

>> No.9545153

>>9545134
You can tell me something now the boardpolice is gone

>> No.9545159

>>9545153
Like what?

>> No.9545185

>>9545159
Something interesting or something sad, I don't know, I'm terrible with these kind of things, sorry.

>> No.9545198

>>9545185
Hmmm....

I can't really think of anything worth mentioning. My life is pretty boring honestly.

>> No.9545199

The story of how clamy masturbated so much that he came on his mom and she died.

>> No.9545205

>>9545199
It was like my semen was guided by magic. It flew out of my room, winded it's way through the house, and landed on my mother. The shock made her chest explode. That was a sad day.

>> No.9545216

>>9545205
Stop telling lies

I wish I had a friend like you, hell I wish I had friends.

>> No.9545220

>>9545216
I'm your friend!

>> No.9545226

>>9545205
I get a rush every time my mom dumps the semen stained tissues from my room's trash can into the house's garbage bag on garbage day. Sometimes they miss and she picks them up by hand.

>> No.9545233

>>9545226
I don't even use tissues. I just cum in my hand and then wash it off.

>> No.9545238

>>9545220
Even if I'm not a fat or a badlooking guy I think you wouldn't get on well with me. I'm shy as HELL, no one even talked to me since highschool or even now at my work.

>>9545226
Yo have no shame

>> No.9545239

>>9545233
I cum too much for that. It would just squirt and leak through my fingers and splash off my palm and get everywhere

>> No.9545254

>>9545238
You sound cute.

>>9545239
It happens. 90% of the time I end up getting some on the floor, or on my legs.

>> No.9545310

>>9545254
Oyasumi, Clammy

>> No.9545311

How do you clean up semen stains?
I always have several obvious semen stains on my chair pad and water just seems to spread them around.

>> No.9545312

>>9545310
Goodnight~

>> No.9545318

>>9545311
Trust me, It's impossible

>> No.9545323

>>9545311
I can't say I really know, as I don't have that problem. You could try rubbing alcohol or something. That seems to fix everything.

>> No.9545325

>>9545323
Do you clean up right after or what?
I can't really be bothered to do that, hence the stains.

>> No.9545326

>>9545325
Yes, I always do. Wouldn't really want to be sitting around covered in cum. Wouldn't be very comfortable.

>> No.9545333

>>9545326
>sitting around covered in cum
Isn't that your dream?
Although I guess you would want it to be others cum.

>> No.9545340

>>9545333
Well, it's no fun when you're trying to do stuff on the computer. If it was the cum of someone else it would be a different story.

>> No.9545373

>>9545340
What if it was my cum?

>> No.9545375

>>9545373
I would not mind so much.

>> No.9545386

>>9545375
Do you shave your asshole?

>> No.9545390

>>9545386
I don't, but I would like to. My razor disappeared ages ago, and I never replaced it since I just use my electric shaver for my face. I want to be super smooth down there.

>> No.9545392

>>9545386
How bad of a turn-off is a hairy asshole on a trap?

>> No.9545397

>>9545392
I wouldn't really mind, actually.

>> No.9545408

>>9545397
Good, because i would never shave it.
Pubic hair serves many valuable functions.

>> No.9545411

>>9545408
Pubic hair is gross!

>> No.9545435

>>9545411
Function over form.

>> No.9545440

>>9545435
I disagree. I would only service a hairless butt.

>> No.9545442

>>9545440
Every single mammal in the world has hair, why deny our evolutionary past?

>> No.9545448

>>9545442
They didn't have razors.

>> No.9545468

>>9545448
I want you inside me.

>> No.9545477

>>9545468
That would be nice.

>> No.9545485

>>9545477
I want you to cum deep inside me while I moan and beg for you to stop.

>> No.9545492

>>9545485
Doesn't sound like you would want it to stop at all.

>> No.9545546

>>9545492
Perhaps you are right, because it would feel so good.

>> No.9545552

>>9545546
It definitely would. Lots of fun would be had.

>> No.9545614

>>9545552
Would you rather cum on me or in me?

>> No.9545619

>>9545614
In would probably feel nicer.

>> No.9545666

>>9545619
Inside might be more satisfying, but if it was out you could play with the cum and spread it around.

>> No.9545671

>>9545666
I suppose that's true. Why not both then?

>> No.9545692

>>9545671
True, and we could take turns too. I just love the feeling of something going in and out my ass.

>> No.9545712

>>9545692
Yeah, it's a really nice feeling. I'm sure it would feel great to get something warm like that in your butt.

>> No.9545877

>>9545081
>>9545153
>>9545185
Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.9546200

I would not be surprised at all if at some point in time two or more /jp/sies have had webcam sex with each other.

>> No.9546202

>/jp/
>good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9546205

I've been on /jp/ since 3 years and who the fuck is Clammy and why does this thread have 300 replies.

>> No.9546210

>>9546205
Because mods are going to save /jp/

>> No.9546224

>>9546210
>>9546205
>>9546202
>>9546200
This thread was already dead. You could have just shut the fuck up.

>> No.9546229

>>9546224
no u

>> No.9551302 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.9551783

I would do lewd things with Makoto. Very lewd things. But only if she wanted it.

>> No.9551807

>>9551783
I would rape clammy.

>> No.9552139

This thread isn't dead yet?

>> No.9552139,1 [INTERNAL] 

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.9552139,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9552139,1
> LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

I wonder what this sperglord is trying to hide by bumping old threads

>> No.9552139,3 [INTERNAL] 

This tripfag looks familiar.

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