Off Topic General

[Anonymous No.]

I asked that in the thread over at /q/ but didn't get much replies, so let's try this I guess.
This is a thread for people to discuss off topic things with your fellow /jp/ers, because everyone knows how you can't talk about video games on /v/ or anime on /a/.

So since discussing off topic stuff might get you in trouble with the new mod, please condense everything here.
Please be civil and friendly with each other!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I really don't think this is gonna work. It's like trying to quarantine a mini-/b/ into one thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541859
I dunno, three posts in and we've already not had a single on-topic post yet. OP might be onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

what the heck are you talking about OP?

we have a random board for a reason, just go there.

>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy I can´t wait to fake asshurt about something thats /jp/ related not being with multiple proxies which will result in janitor deleting thread or hell possible even a ban.Hell will be upon you guys

[Anonymous No.]

How was your day today?

[Anonymous No.]

>much replies
>much
>plural

It's "many replies"
Go back to grammar school, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here play Battlefield 3 on japanese servers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541901
No.
This is a thread to talk about off topic things WITH your fellow /jp/ers.

Of course if it was just a lolsorandom thread I'd say take it to /b/, but what I want is to concentrate all the people who go "so what's /jp/ doing right now ?", "what's /jp/'s favourite video game/anime/whatever", etc...

I've already discussed that with some of what /jp/ could call "shitposters" and they're ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I do seriously consider having this thread a good idea.

Though I actually am doing something /jp/ related today for a change, I went back to learning Japanese.

I wonder if I'll actually make it past kana this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541914
Pretty good, I want to the zoo and saw an eagle, thought of america.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541951
went*

[Anonymous No.]

I got a hunch this new "/jp/" will result in total collapse of touhou popularity in comparison to the past of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541930
go back to your gaming blog sites where they have open threads for your /b/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541930

>shitposters are okay with it

well, if you're just letting out your shitposting energy into one thread then it can't be that bad, but don't be surprised when your thread is nothing but shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541953
My point still stands, there are no /jp/ people over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541952

what makes you say that?

less shitposting + more focused threads = less 2hu?

I dont get it.

[Anonymous No.]

So I went to a local "Japanese cuisine" restaurant today with my buddy and his brother. I'm very well aware that American restaurants serving "ethnic" food is a death wish, but it was their choice. Anyway, I ordered a chicken curry bentou, assuming I'd get some kind of chicken katsu, with curry and and rice. I was sadly mistaken. Instead, what was presented in front of me was an atrocity to Japanese food.

The biggest compartment was rice. Now, rice isn't too hard to make. Just get a rice cooker, throw in your water and grains, cook until sticky. Not this stuff. I think they might have used Uncle Ben's instant rice, microwaved and covered in plastic wrap. Alright, no big deal, just rice.

Next panel was "sushi rolls" and "gyouza." I couldn't eat even half of one of the gyouza before choking on the "authenticity." This was clearly a Chinese run restaurant, with Chinese food under the thin guise of "Japanese." The sushi rolls were just as gut-wrenching. Avocado, and some sort of imitation fish. Starting to get frustrated at this point.

I lost my shit when I got to the "chicken curry" portion. This was not Japanese chicken curry. This wasn't Indian curry. This was full-blown, pig disgusting chink China garbage. The sauce was the same consistency as water, with 4 small nibblets of chicken. The remainder consisted of green beans, water chestnuts, and some unidentifiable Chinese garbage. I couldn't believe that shit. Begrudgingly, I paid for my "Japanese" meal, and went to the McDonalds next door to wash down Chinese shit with slightly less vile American shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541967

what is a "/jp/ person" to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541952
Hell what I fear is that it´s much more of a open board now, Which will mean the board will grow real fast and sooner or later it will be up to /v/ speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541977
Someone who post here.

Also, this thread wasn't originally my idea, I'm just doing what one of my "shitposter" friend suggested to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541977
A mental midget who wants to talk about le feels all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

lol so randum!1 XD11

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541974
Back in my younger, wilder days, I'd often leave restaurants without paying if their service and food were shitty. All the more so if it was expensive on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541967
Why are you talking to '/jp/ people' simply because they browse /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Do /jp/ persons scrub toilets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541974
Jokes on you gyoza is Chinese, all the japanese do is put in tons of garlic and use thinner skins. Also most Japanese restaurants in the west are run by koreans, I'm used to it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9541990

where do you and your 'shitposter' friends hang out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542005
Because they are the most likely to be likeminded individuals.
I don't really share the mindset of people who's primary board is /v/ or /a/, I hardly ever discuss things there.
I think a lot of people share these thougths, this isn't a thread for ME to discuss things with you guys but for everyone to discuss things with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm I wonder what thet fate of flanfly will be

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else want the sticky and the obnoxiously huge red text taken away?

It's a fucking eyesore. The sticky is just stupid, we already knew the rules, people just didn't care anyway. And the huge red text could be summarized into a small amount of very small blue/black text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542025

They'll leave it alone.

If they don't there will be a bigger shitstorm and they'll have to deal with a lot more crap then just one flanfly thread every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542019
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/squidy

Be sure to check the chat, there are always people in there and we're a friendly bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542028
You can hide these things

[Anonymous No.]

Like, I took a shit and then all this happens. EXCELLENT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542039

O! silly me!

thanks for being nice, im new after all

[Mediator No.]

I just got back.. what the heck is going on with these threads!? And a sticky! Ugh..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542039

Well, true I can hide the sticky. (I barely ever use that feature so it didn't really come to mind)

I can't do that with the text though.

>>9542050

Haha good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542052

It's the end of /jp/ as we know it. Nice knowing you mediator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542055

Just forgot to add one more thing. Even though I'm hiding the thread, it still takes up space on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

I just finished P4 a week before Arena came out. But $60 is too much for a fighting game, for me. Especially with such a limited roster. I will play it with you guys eventually though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542052
♥ilu mediator-san♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542068
I'll get this game whenever it comes out in yurop land.
I've always been a sucker for arcsys games, even though I am very bad at them.

[Anonymous No.]

Stick your "mindsets" into your anus and stop posting irrelevant coffee table bullshit no one cares about. The world is full of nerds, /jp/ isn't some unique bastion of non-conformity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542052
>>9542062


A bunch of us are leaving now since /jp/ just turned shitty. We might come back someday but I doubt it, not with these mods.

it was nice knowing you /jp/ [spoiler[OR SHOULD I SAY THE NEWLY FORMED COUNTRY OF NAZI GERMANY. SMELL YA LATR![/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry but I'm not paying £20 for a mouse mat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542062

You'll be back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542078
>The world is full of nerds
No wonder it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542081
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

I know Zunbar got banned, but did Moetron and Mediator get banned too?

I've always liked them, they were very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542081

Good bye Finnish shitposter.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9542121
I never got permabanned; I think he simply was mistaken.

It happens, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542138
You were banned. A mod said you were banned. You are ban evading.

Time to drop your persona and find something new to do with your life. Hopefully you'll realize why histrionics are a bitch, and that you wasted four years of your life.

Good luck in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542138
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542162

Stop being a bitch, have fun with your dead board because even with moderation, its the community who makes the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

reported.
burn in hell

[Anonymous No.]

Why wouldn't ZUN!bar be banned? All he does is posting /a/b/v/ crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542162
We did have a couple other ZUNs, like that one from Singapore. The mod could've gotten them confused.

Either way, just report him and I'm sure things will get sorted out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously doubt that Zunbar was banned.

[Anonymous No.]

<Stealth post>
I fucking hate the ``new" /jp/. All the fun shitposting threads get deleated. I hate how I can't even reply to them! I hate how there is only a few shitposting threads. I hate the sticky on the front page. I hate mods. I hate the ``non shitposting culture". I hate how you get banned over ``lel" ``btw i'm a girl" or even ``please respond". And apperently It's a bannable offense to shitpost now. Fuck this board, I can't take it easy like this. Pic related, the new janitors
<Stealth post/>

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542138
>>9542186

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542186

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=barYV1VtIA&search_res=op

And he's been doing this since 2008.

It's very possible.

He really should consider trying other boards like /a/ and /c/ and maybe /vg/ since those are his only topics of interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542190
Gb2/b/ shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542195
Thanks.

The mod/janitor is active, why are his posts still here? At least delete them and submit a ban request. Don't tolerate ban evaders!

[Anonymous No.]

I liked wtH (and mugen, to a lesser extent). Too bad they had to go. ZUN!bar is next, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542172

Reported for announcing a report.

Enjoy your ban prick.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542190
go to /b/ moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542195
Am I really supposed to take his word for it?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9542162
I can't tell if you're seriously bitter or just being ironic.

Either way the mod make a mistake if you can't tell by now. I'm fine with dropping this trip if I was legit permabanned, but I was not. Although you and a few others do vendetta report every post I make, so I wouldn't be surprised if it happens eventually.

Also I'm not sure what you mean by "wasting 4 years" because I don't even talk about my IRL stuff here. I'm not a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542205
>>9542213
JIDF at full force.
And please support the mods/janitors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542190
I hope you're being ironic.

If not, you can't even guess how glad reading that post makes me. No, even it it's ironic I know that many shitposters will think that.

Thank you, moderators. Seriously. Also delete this shitty thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542223
>I wouldn't be surprised if it happens eventually.
Why? You don't use /jp/ for what it is. You use it as your personal 2D/Random board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542225

Stop complaining you are not making anything any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542223
You just had your posts deleted. You are ban evading.

So now it's gone from "I never got banned" to "I was unfairly banned so ban evading is fine"?

You were legit permabanned because you are a shitposter. Whether you agree with that doesn't matter. End of.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea OP.
I would hang out in /jp/ general offtopic thread.

New /jp/ is kinda scary.
I don't take well to rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542225
>respond to a shitpost with a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542168
i'd rather have an almost dead board than one
that runs as fast as /b/, with just as much shit flowing in it.

so >>9542088

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542162
>you wasted four years of your life.

ZUN only wasted 4 years?

4 years is nothing nerd, they go by in the blink of an eye.
Waste 11 years and then come speak with me.

[Anonymous No.]

He is deleting his own posts. Chill the fuck out people and stop acting paranoid.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9542182
>>We did have a couple other ZUNs, like that one from Singapore. The mod could've gotten them confused.

OH, NOW this makes sense.

Singapore ZUN was permabanned for CP long ago. Case closed. Time to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542238
Only 8 years wasted here, feels pretty weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542241
>I don't take well to rules.

No one does, spergo.

That is why we became NEET's in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542223
>Although you and a few others do vendetta report every post I make

Gee, I wonder why he does that? Surely it has nothing to do with your style of posting and derailing threads.

I wouldn't be surprised if you actually got banned, but you won't admit it. Just like with that argument you had with another anonymous about the rules in which you didn't want to admit you were proven wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542247

shut the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542208
you did it too, genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542244
Oh hey zunibar.
Still playing RO classic?

[Anonymous No.]

You can't be banned for being a bad poster. Irrelevant anyway since Zunbar was never a bad poster.

Also how the fuck does he derail threads? By having 20 idiots responding to him and yelling at him overt he course of an entire thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542244
>Case closed. Time to take it easy.
I love you !bar
You are such a clown. Are you really 28yo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542244
Yes, I'm sure the "ZUN!bar" the mod was referring to was "ZUN!someoneelse" from over a year ago. A classic mistake.

Just accept it. You're going the way of Scandaroon, of Lanced Jack, of wtH. At least apply some of that military training and be a man about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542248
You figured it out all by yourself, didn't you?

[▲joestar !/IPPO/GFaA No.]

Does anybody here play P4A on Xbox?

The netplay is messed up currently but Ill play with you all when they fix it

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is retarded and against the rules, i hope everyone gets banned from the new king of medios and her meido army. Im gonna sign up and become a meido spartan and fight for the meido king. fuck you shitposters, you are going to all die in shitposting hell.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9542250
Yeah there's a /jp/ guild. We play every day.

It's weird how I got all these new ass online games to play, but instead I play some 15 year old one because I like jacking off to the sprites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542257
Yes, that's what derailing threads is.

If you want a rule example:
> 3. Do not post the following outside of /b/ [...] off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, [...] indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?")

Typical ZUN!bar post contains some permutation of all three.
Stop being obtuse. It's not clever or funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542252

Suck my clit, nerd.

If you think you can bully someone and get away with it, you've got another thing coming to you.
I'm here to save /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, maybe this is a good place to ask. Can any of you recommend me some dark and minimalistic Windows 7 themes? I trust the good taste of the people here, or at least want to believe that it's good.

[Mediator No.]

>>9542062
>>9542070
I love you guys too.. this is worse than anything I ever imagined. Not sure what I'm going to do without /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542257
>Irrelevant anyway since Zunbar was never a bad poster.

see >>9542203

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542274
I liek ur subtile

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542274

Fucking sheep.

I loath the likes of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542288
at least they're not pigs like you, that bathe in shit and mud all day every day and splash it all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542282
Don't worry Mediator, we can have fun on the neo-/jp/. It just has to be on topic at all times and you can't post pictures of Mediator anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542282
Please don't leave us!
I-I'm sure thinks will be back to normal after a few weeks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542270
>I'm here to save /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

threads like these still give me hope, that the old /jp/ is still alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542303

That wasn't a joke, you cockmonger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542288
have fun in hell, im going to bring /jp/ back to its glory days. AOC did not die in vine, i will bring back his reckoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542295
But LN characters weren't disallowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542310
Then he'll have to only use pictures from the LN or fan-art, no anime screencaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542310
I've worked in animation for over 15 years, and that picture he posted was DEFINITELY of an anime character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542275
Yea, them sprites.
Wanderer was the best thing about renewal.

[Anonymous No.]

>off topic general
>91 replies blah blah

Fuck off. This entire kusothread has devolved into meta shitposting and whining.

While it should have been deleted instantly, this is just getting ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542277
>>9542283

How am I being obtuse? I don't think he is a fantastic poster but people really are going overboard with the zunbar hate. Even when he is posting in on topic threads and being on topic you just come into the threads to yell at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542338

Keep complaining,Brian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542306

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Gu kibum kelkum-ishi, burzum-ishi. Akha-gum-ishi ashi gurum.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the CP story legit?

ZUN !barYVyJ4VY 03-Dec-2011 19:55:03 48
ZUN !barYV1FHeU 20-Aug-2009 19:28:38 40
ZUN !barYV1VtIA 25-May-2008 22:29:30 33562

Source: Foolz

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542340
>Ash nazg durbatulûk
EPiC LotR reference dude xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542345
>foolz

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[Anonymous No.]

You board police finally got your strict guidelines that say what is allowed here on /jp/. Are you happy?

This is your doing. I will tell my grandchildren of this plague you brought upon my homeland.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>9542345
>>all the fake trips that people use

DAMN YOU NERDS

NOW it all makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone report the thread, its an eyesore to the grand new /jp/.
you lowly trash being who only come here to destroy and shitpost can leave or be ass raped by the medio legions. we finally did it, we have returned to the golden ages, aoc....
you wish came true...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56Ch-2UQF4

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542365
Oh, THAT must be it!

Good thing you're not in Sage-Heavy Cautious Mode. That would just make you look suspicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542373

Don't speak for me or "everyone" subhuman scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542363
Yes. My quality of life will significantly improve because I don't have to look at posts made by droolers with nothing better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542373
> Meidolf Hitler's Downfall

Stop posting this. Seriously, it's dumb. It's a YouTube meme and a very bad spin-off of one, at that.

What's next? "Winge /jp/" as an example of the good old days' original content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542383
get out normal shithead, this /jp/ belongs to the true /jp/ers, not you side borders.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck yeah, best thread on /jp/ all week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542385
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJZuv0Iy3t8
THE GOOD OLD DAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542385
That's not an example of good old days content, that's an example of something that's shitty but at least mildly funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like this thread is pretty successful. Will this be a normal thing in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542392

you're 100 years too early to be telling me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542373

Fuck off with your generalization shit, nerd.

I am not a part of your kind now nor will I ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542385
Its a explanation of /jp/s downfall perfectly, its part of /jp/ history.

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542403
then go away because you never belonged here.

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD.
It finally happened!
/jp/ is reborn.
It rises from the ashes like a Phoenix. Long live /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542412
You shouldn't pretend to be George just because he told you his trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542413

Who the fuck are you to tell me where I belong.

I am above you, gaylord.

You listen to what I say and shut it.

Now fuck off and go cry in a corner like you normally do on a Monday night.

[Anonymous No.]

chenpls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542365

>>9542232
This alone is a perfectly valid reason to ban you.

[Anonymous No.]

Good old days-kun pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542412
go away faker

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542403

Rofl look at this faggot, calling people nerd on fucking 4chan. You're cum guzzling sorry NEET ass never belonged here to begin with.

Thank you /q/ for trying to return /jp/ to what it was instead of catering to these suicidal wastes of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542424
Please stop misusing her pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542449
>cumguzzling

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542449
Get the fuck out, sheep.

Go suck a admin's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542424
I know who you are, your part of that shitty steam group and your shitty friends. well let me tell you something, it over, go away, /jp/ is not your little play thing anymore. we have a system of government and police so fuck off. your rain of terror is over. people never believed me about the steam group shitting up /jp/, but its clear whop each and everyone of your people who "hate" meidos and moderation are. listen just fucking give it up already, its been a long 2 years you were able to rule over /jp/ and fuck us over, but its now come to a end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542424
I like you

I want someone strong and firm like you to protect me from the bullies ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.4chan.org/rules
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

Moot just added a new rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542490
>rain of terror

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad nothing is being deleted. He just put that notice up there, banned ZUN!bar and went clubbing.

[No.1 Sudo Fan !4Lz7IzRcvI No.]

>>9542505
That rule is terrible.
___________________________
~Support Sudo and Hong for mod~Put this in your sig!
~Support Jones ban~
~Support White Ren ban~
~Support tohoe ban from /jp/~
[img]http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6476/meandsudosama.jpg[/img]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542474

Go back to /b/ faggot or kill yourself. Nobody here on /jp/ ever gave a shit about you or your friends.

[No.1 No.1 Sudo Fan Hater No.]

>>9542520
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542449
Get a load of this try-hard.

You must suck dicks for a living.

>>9542452
These are my pictures, you imbecile.

>>9542512
THAT IS MY PICTURE, I WAS GOING TO POST IT NOW.

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, YOU FUCKING GEEK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542516
NO, the meido army will be coming as soon as janitor rseumes open. not a single shitposter will live. they will be burned at the cross.

[Anonymous No.]

>Also, the number of e-mails I've gotten from people saying they met their significant other on 4chan is insane. I feel like some horrible bastard version of Cupid. To all of the ">tfw no gf" people, there is still hope!

Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542505
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

_
( ) ASCII ribbon campaign
X against HTML e-mail
/ \

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542530
I met my wife on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck all of you fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542534

FUCK YOU

>captcha: almost, sstranch

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vote 5 change! NOBAMA!!!
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9542512
>>9542512
>>9542512
>>9542512
>>9542512

I'll kill you motherfucker..

I swear I'll kill you..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542540
Well thats nice but it usually works the other way around.

Your wife leads you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542540
Me too, he puts on a dress every night and takes it up the ass like a true /jp/er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542403
>>9542424
>>9542527
>>9542474

Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542550

does he suck your cock too?

[No.1 Sudo Fan !4Lz7IzRcvI No.]

>>9542526
don't bully
___________________________
~Support Sudo and Hong for mod~Put this in your sig!
~Support Jones ban~
~Support White Ren ban~
~Support tohoe ban from /jp/~
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9542557

>dont bully

suck mah cawk homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542555
Yea, you want to come over sometime and let him suck your cock too? We live in Hoboken, New Jersey.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542560

fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542567


Read the rules

[Anonymous No.]

He even said that the current janitors are as diligent as AoC was.

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9542557
do you like me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542558

What of it?
You gonna do something about it?

Know your fucking place.

[Anonymous No.]

shouldn't this be called "Shitposting General"?

this thread is like condensed shit

although i gotta admit its better than having the whole front page full of shit

how about making a shitposting general sticky??

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542586

Or how about not shitpost at all? Seriously is /jp/ so autistic that the need to shitpost or else they'll die?

I wish there was a cure for autism...

[Anonymous No.]

So is this topic basically a cesspool to keep Finnish shitposters from spreading to the other topics in /jp/?

Nice, I like it.

[dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

>>9542577
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542540
me too. here's a picture of her sewing a dress for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542577

[Anonymous No.]

>I have met countless people and made great friends through 4chan—Hell, I've even dated a few.

>For as bad a rap as 4channers can get from the outside world, my experience has been the exact opposite. While posting on the boards can sometimes be a crapshoot, every single person I've met on the street, at a meetup, conference, or for bubble tea has been awesome.

It hurts to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542588

because the other threads are totally worth posting in and keeping a tab up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542598

[Anonymous No.]

I have some BUNs in the oven, do you guys think I should go get them?

*wink* *wink*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542594

Your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Fukune info

Name:
George Melbourne

Address:
53 Tewit Well Road
Harrogate, North Yorkshire
HG2 8JL
United Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

make it stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542631
That was extremely uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542642
I tried double salted Dutch liquorice and had a very different reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542640

Suck it up, nerd.

I told you, I'm here to save this place.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh awesome, off-topic thread.

Idoun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542659
Over my dead body fagmeister

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542659
Thank god we still have someone striving to bring back the good old days.

[Anonymous No.]

Why cant the Finnish just go to Finnish chan or whatever shitty site they can go to. why are they coming here

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542673

why can't you deal with it why are you still coming here

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542673
The original /jp/ userbase was about 80% Finnish according to polls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542673
I have no idea. It makes even less sense when you note the fact that Finnish imageboard culture is extremely concentrated on random shit and casual chitchat. They have several genuinely functional boards where they can and do talk about their problems and feelings.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9542687
We never had these retards in /jp/ during 2009 , what the fuck are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542699

Its called trolling.

If trolling was an olympic sport, Finland might actually win a medal in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542699
Original means 2008. After the Americunt raids our board was polluted and this is what we are left with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542681
Get lost, try-hard.

I shove virgin dweebs like yourself into corners every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542730
pls no blly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542730
You can always spot neo-/jp/ by the use of "try-hard".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542719
You call the shit that flies around today trolling? Ebin läppä make :D spör spräl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542750
>neo-/jp/
Try-hard detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542750
You can always spot my dick in your mouth, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542730
So alpha.
My boy pussy is getting wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542730
Come at me nigger, I'll teach your bitch ass how to swim. You want to throw down? Mark it for this Sabbath, name a place

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542760
Nice comeback, where did you get that one from? The bad jokes store?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542764

See, >>9542634

[Anonymous No.]

lick my ass bitch ill fuck ur ass homo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542816
eat my asshole fagmeister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542763
You. I know you. I don't know why I remember this, but you posted that image (which I saved) last year in a T-M thread. I think it was actually during August. Funny.

Did you also draw this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542658
Who Sword Otaku here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542763
>>9542831

That is some terrible artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542848
Perhaps, but I'm rather fond of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542853
I bet you suck cocks as well.

Do you even lift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542864
Yeah, I have some 1 kg weights in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, /jp/ is so much better now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542867
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542871
Pic related, it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542888
>888

Trips never lie.

I believe you, nice tan, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542905
Thanks.

Shakira's newest hit song: "Trips Don't Lie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542888
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9542923
How did you get those sweet pecs?

[Anonymous No.]

With threads like these, I can finally take it easy again.

Thanks again, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I am happy with current /jp/. I am going around reporting all the off-topic replies in on-topic threads, I wish there was an easier way to do that but 4watch isn't working for some reason with the new 4chanx.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Ank not working for anybody else? It gives me some dumb error every time I try to save something.

I've already tried re-installing it, as well as installing older versions to no avail.

[Anonymous No.]

READ THE FUCKING STICKY YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else lately find that they've only been able to get off to 2D? 3D pr0n does nothing for me.

I think I've finally risen above that urge.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ was a great success

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9543931
Sometimes I mix 2d and 3d

If I'm fapping over something like this
I'll also search for some porn of a girl in nurse outfit getting gang banged just to supplement the fap.

[Anonymous No.]

I have not giving up on you, /jp/.

This thread is a example of the lengths I am willing to go for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you, !bar. The only good shitposter EVER to grace /jp/. No shitposter can ever even hope to be as funny and interesting as you. I mean it, every single shitposter except for you is just an obnoxious unfunny retard. I wish all these edgy kids calling themselves shitposters would use you as an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9544287,1
The community makes the personality, not the poster. You and the rest of /jp/ are responsible for the lack of interesting tripfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

The good old days...

[Anonymous No.]

feels like yesterday. board state is no different except zunbar is gone. what have the rules brought?