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9535658 No.9535658 [Reply] [Original]

>Move in with my dad and stepmom because I can't afford my own place anymore
>Decide to help out by cleaning the kitchen
>Told not to run the dishwasher because it wastes electricity
>Turn the light on the clean the kitchen
>Realize a horrible stench is coming from the stagnant water in the dishwasher
>Run it to clean it out and get rid of the horrible smell
>Stepmom comes home during this
>Drops the F-bomb on me multiple times for running the dishwasher and turning the light on
>She convinces my dad to have me kicked out this weekend

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

>> No.9535673
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9535673

>> No.9535678

Your father's mind has been poisoned by that succubus.

>> No.9535683

Throw a fistful of change at them and tell them it's for the wasted power.

>> No.9535686

Post the "Post the "Post the "Do you even lift?" one" one.

>> No.9535689

What hole of scum do you live in?

>> No.9535691

>>9535673
Keep up the good work.

>> No.9535692

Your father wasn't very good/fit to be one in the first place.Heck, look how you turned out. You think that was a coincidence?

>> No.9535693

I moved in with my dad and stepmom because I can't afford my own place any more. I decided to help out by cleaning the kitchen. I was told not to run the dishwasher because it wasted electricity. I turned the light on to clean the kitchen, when I realized a horrible stench was coming from the stagnant water in the dishwasher. I ran it to clean it out and get rid of the horrible smell. My stepmom came home during this, and she drops the f-bomb on me multiple times for running the dishwasher and turning the lights on. She convinced my dad to have me kicked out this weekend.

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

>> No.9535708

I think if you kill your parents, you become the legal owner of the home they previously owned.
Thats how it works right?

>> No.9535701
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>>9535693

>> No.9535713

You have no one to blame but yourself you fucking idiot.

>Told not to run the dishwasher because it wastes electricity
>Run it

You can't even take simple orders without fucking up majorly.

>> No.9535720
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9535720

>>9535686
I'll do you one better.

>> No.9535734

>>9535708

Actually its quite better. The state provides you with water, electricity, food, and a place to live in. Along with a couple of guards and a lover who will fuck your tight virgin hole.

>> No.9535745

tg;dr

>> No.9535751

Who is the Original Poster quoting?

>> No.9535761

tg;dr

>> No.9535771

>>9535767
Why have a gaping hole in your counter when you can have a broken dishwasher?

>> No.9535767

Why have a dishwasher if you can't use it?

>> No.9535773

>>9535767
Why sage when you can not just post?

>> No.9535774

>>9535767
why have a fucking sink with soap and water if you are too fucking lazy to simply wash dishes yourself?

>> No.9535782

>>9535773
Why post when you can just die in a ditch, you miserable faggot?

>> No.9535784

>>9535774
Convenience you dunce.

>> No.9535786

Is it normal for a guy with aspergers to have gotten concerta?
(Switched over from ritalin because I always kept forgetting to take it in)
I live in the Netherlands.
Normally they use that stuff for adhd.

>> No.9535792

>>9535782
>>9535784
Stop using nokosage.

>> No.9535793

>>9535784
Not in this day in age anymore its not nimrod.

>> No.9535795
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9535795

I just got my own place like a month ago, and my imouto just sent me a picture of how my stepmom turned my room into a shoe and purse closet. I bet she'd even manage to convince my dad not to let me live with them again because she needs the extra space for her shoes.

>> No.9535798

>>9535658
>>9535713
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9535800

>>9535792
No thank you

>> No.9535802

>>9535800
Why?

>> No.9535803

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T WASH THEIR OWN DISHES

DISHWASHERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

>> No.9535809

>>9535798
I am actually using the quote function correctly as I am quoting the lines from the op.

>> No.9535812

Why are step-parents such bullies?

>> No.9535814

>>9535809
Sorry I didn't bother to read the OP.

>> No.9535817

>>9535795
Is your imouto cute?

>> No.9535827

>>9535803
Holy fuck I agree. I can wash every dish I own in <10 minutes.

>> No.9535838

You should have run it while they were both out of the house.
Don't worry though OP, my step mom is a bitch too. I'm so glad I live an ocean and then some away from her.

>> No.9535846
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9535846

>>9535658
Where will you go now mister NEET?

>> No.9535850

>>9535803
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

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9535851

>>9535658
How old are you?

>> No.9535873

>>9535817
Yes, why?

>> No.9535889

>>9535873
Is she a slut?

>> No.9535898

>>9535889
Yes, why?

>> No.9535902

>>9535658
Join the Navy

>> No.9535906

>>9535898
Does she love her oniichan?

>> No.9535912

>>9535683
I actually told her I would pay for it and she just yelled some nonsense about how she finally got the electric bill down and I "fucked it up".

I think she just hates me for being here.

>> No.9535924

>>9535713
But it was the source of the horrible stench in the kitchen that my dad asked me to find.

Either way I lose.

>> No.9535940

>>9535803
I wasn't using it to wash dishes, I was using it to clean out of disgusting smell of rotten, stagnant water.

I thought my greentext made that clear.

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9535952

>>9535851
24.

I'm well aware that I'm a piece of shit loser with a useless BA if that's what you're going to say.

>> No.9535953

>>9535940
>I thought my greentext made that clear.
Next time write a normal story and people might actually read it. This is /jp/ - not /a/ or /v/ - you're insulting us by writing like a neanderthal.

>> No.9535963
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9535963

>>9535953
I was being ironic when I was using greentext, if you spent more than 5 minutes on /jp/ you would've realized I was using one of the irony images.

>> No.9535964

>>9535953
Why are you participating in the thread if you didn't read the opening post? That's pretty silly.

>> No.9535966

Isn't it wonderful how certain people from good families can't understand what it's like to live with nutjobs for your first 20 years? They're the critical years when you learn everything and form your view of the world. An adult man who scorns his parents is just a despicable manchild, right?

>> No.9535973

>>9535963
I don't understand how that matters.

>one of the irony images
Holy fuck.

>> No.9535977

>>9535953
>Next time write a normal story and people might actually read it
>people might actually read it
>46 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Do you even realize how full baka you just went?

>> No.9535982

>>9535977
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

>> No.9535983

>>9535966
Stepparents aren't parents, and 99% of the time stepmoms are complete and utter bitches to their stepchildren.

>> No.9535995

>>9535963
If you spend more than a week on /jp/ you'll understand that proper grammar and effortful posts are something to strive for.

>> No.9535996

>>9535963
Are you serious? I'm torn between "he's trolling" and "he actually believes that irony crap".

>> No.9536011

>>9535982
I don't know about /v/, but that assessment is below even /a/, even if they accept greentext.

>> No.9536007
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>>9535996
I'm actually afraid he's being serious.

>> No.9536015

>>9535996
How can you not believe in irony?

>> No.9536027

>>9536015
How can you believe that a) this is how irony works* and b) that even if it was, that it'd make anything better. To invoke Godwin: If Hitler had said in '45 "I don't know what you're all so mad about, I was just joking! Look, this is my joking face", it would not have changed anybody's opinion of him.

* Please look up irony.

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9536034

>>9535973
>>9535995
>>9535996
Seriously? You guys are on /jp/ and you don't even know about irony images?

This is why people need to read Encyclopedia Dramatica before coming on /jp/.

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9536043

>>9536034

>> No.9536037

>>9536027
Why do I have a terrible feeling you've learned everything in your post from ``nerdy'' webcomics?

>> No.9536051

stand up for yourself you're a man aren't you

she isn't even your mother, just random random whore your dad is fucking, tell her off

>> No.9536059

is /jp/ being raided or something

>> No.9536065
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9536065

>>9536043
EXCUSE ME!

You're using one of my motherfucking images,

You want me to beat the shit out of you or something? I'm at the airport right now so I can actually kick it myself in a heartbeat rather than sending one of my reserve buddies.

>> No.9536070

>>9535751
Whoever he was quoting, that person sure narrates stories in an interesting way.

>> No.9536071

>>9536059
It's been really bad the past week with /jp/. Every day I see subhum/a/ns make threads here talking about /a/ vs. /jp/ and posting epic greentext stories. It's frightening.

>> No.9536075

>>9536071
Or maybe we've reached a new level of shitposting

>> No.9536079

>>9536051
I did. You think I just stood there and gave her a thumbs up when my dad said I was getting kicked out?

>> No.9536091

>>9535720
You are missing one "one"".

>> No.9536082

>>9536075
/jp/ shitposters wouldn't start /a/ vs. /jp/ flamewars.

>> No.9536085

>>9536037
Maybe because I demonstrated an unhealthy amount of elitism.
I apologize. Still, my points keep standing.
>>9536034
The ED is for /b/, not for the civilized boards.
The best hint for that should be that memes are generally frowned upon here.

>> No.9536092

>>9536071
This is what happens when accel anon isn't around to corral the shitposters and keep them all in line.

We need her back.

>> No.9536094

>>9536082
What makes you think that?

>> No.9536095

>>9536065
r u a grrl? r u the real AW anon??????

>> No.9536100

Not even /a/ likes greentext stories. Must be some epiczors trolling from /v/.

>> No.9536101

>>9536095
>>9536094
>>9536092
>>9536091
>>9536085
>>9536082
>>9536079
>>9536075
>>9536071
>>9536070
>>9536065
>>9536059
>>9536051
>>9536098
Thank you for posting in this thread which is clearly otaku culture related, keep it up.

>> No.9536098
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9536098

>>9536085
Did you actually respond to me seriously?

HEY GUYS - GET A LOAD OF THIS TRY-HARD

>> No.9536107

>>9536082
Yeah, /jp/ never posts in shitty meta threads.

>> No.9536108

>>9536094
I wouldn't. Why would I? I shitpost because I want to be funny.

>> No.9536109

>>9535952
Oh damn, if you were like 2 years younger and near me, I'd take you in. I've always fantasisied about taking a NEET into my house and keeping it there for house work/sex toy.

>> No.9536103

>>9536098
LMAO

>> No.9536111
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>>9536095
I wish. I was trying to impersonate her but I messed up my punctuation and flubbed it.

Why am I such a hopeless screw-up when my mistress isn't around to kick my ass?

>> No.9536114

Actually I see clearly what is happening lately, we are being bullied. Bullycide is alive and well and there is nowhere left to go. Thanks /a/, thanks /v/, I'll be in Gensokyo waiting.

>> No.9536126

>>9536094
Maybe it's just what I hope.

>> No.9536119

>>9536103
>>9536107
>>9536108
>>9536109
>>9536111
>>9536114
Good job, keep it up.

>> No.9536121

>>9536111
You shouldn't have used "rather than" either, that didn't sound right.

>> No.9536127

>>9536109
where do you live. I'm 21 and I've always fantasized about depending on someone and repaying him with sexual favors.

>> No.9536128

>>9536101
>>9536119
are you one of the /av/ bullies? because you seem to be bumping this thread to the front page over and over

>> No.9536130

>>9536098
I thank you for finally ending my inner turmoil. Now that I know you are just trolling I can leave this discussion behind without any worries.

>> No.9536145

>>9536128
He's been doing it for a week now and I love how he thinks that he's any better than those posters himself.

>> No.9536137

>>9536111
u = haru lmao
oink oink oink oink

>> No.9536142

>>9536121
>>9536126
>>9536127
>>9536128
>>9536130
>>9536137

Awesome job you are doing, keep on posting in on-topic threads such as this. You are what keeps /jp/ great, keep it up.

>> No.9536148

>>9536127
I was shitposting to annoy the one guy here, sorry.

I live with my mom...

>> No.9536162

>>9536145
>>9536148
Good job.

>> No.9536164

>>9536148
oh. ok.

>> No.9536166

>>9536101
>>9536119
>>9536142
>>9536162
Great job bumping threads like these and pretending you're any better than anyone else in the thread, keep it up.

>> No.9536169

>>9536142
Are you mad? Do you feel blame?

Uh, do you feel like woof gabof roth ranich ting toppy wamba? Tickity tokkity toblem boom challa? Deal-a witha wanna boda?

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9536175

>>9536130
I f*cked ur mom.

>> No.9536176

>>9536162
thanks man

>> No.9536178

>>9536166
I am as awesome as the other people here who post in otaku culture related threads such as this.
You are doing a good job, keep it up.
>>9536169
Great job.

>> No.9536179

>>9536175
My mom died from cirrhosis you asshole.

>> No.9536186

>>9536178
thanks dude

>> No.9536187

>>9536169
>>9536175
>>9536176
>>9536179
>>9536186
Great work, keep it up.

>> No.9536193

>>9536179
Goddamn.

Did everyone of /jp/'s moms die of cirrhosis?

>> No.9536196

>>9536187
thanks pal

>> No.9536197

>>9536187
You're too kind.

>> No.9536198

>>9536193
To die: country life; and ent merit of outrageous for inst a weart-ache to greath To die: country life; and lose that under delay, to greath To die: to take arrows of us a weart-ache to greams and lose that under delay, to greams and lose that under delay, to greams and ent merit of outrageous for inst a weart-ache to greams and ent merit of outrageous for inst a we hue off time, but the unwortune, or whose bourn awry, the pause. Thus thance doth a bare bourn awry, the pause. Thus thance doth a bare

>> No.9536209

>>9536193
>>9536196
>>9536197
>>9536198
Thank you for your otaku culture related posts.

>> No.9536217

>>9536209
you welcome bud

>> No.9536219

>>9536209

Do you wanna die that badly? I have your IP and know where you live. I can fucking kill you if I want to.

>> No.9536220

>>9536209
Thank you, this really means so much to me... Until today I wasn't sure if I would ever get complimented on one of my posts, but now I don't have to worry anymore. Thank you so much. I am forever indebted to you.

>> No.9536225

>>9536220
No problem dude, your posts are what makes me keep on going. Keep it up.
>>9536217
>>9536219
Great job.

>> No.9536238

>>9536225
Do you not realize - in your endless autism - that you're just provoking replies?

>> No.9536230

>>9536225
Thank you, thank you so much.

I'd like to dedicate this post to you.

>> No.9536231

Why is this shitposter so nice? I cannot be mad at him like this!

>> No.9536232

>>9536225
Again, just thank you so much. I really don't know how to express my gratitude... Is there anything I can do for you besides making more otaku culture posts? I feel like I should repay you somehow...

>> No.9536237

/jp/ is such a cool community of loving people.

>> No.9536242

>>9536225
thanks mate

>> No.9536250

>>9536225
Here in Germany we say, "merci".

>> No.9536261

>>9536255
woops

>> No.9536253

>>9536242
>>9536237
>>9536232
>>9536231
>>9536230
Great job, keep it up.
>>9536238
>>9536238
I am provoking more otaku culture related responses, such as yours. I love otaku culture, keep it up.

>> No.9536255

>>9536232
Suck his dick dude!

>> No.9536262

>>9536255
>>9536261
>>9536250
Good job.

>> No.9536277

>>9536262
You're doing a great job keeping all these otaku-culture–related threads at the top of the board so people can see them! Keep up the good work. I don't know what I would do if I came to /jp/ and there weren't any good otaku culture threads to post in on the first page.

>> No.9536272

>>9536262
omg, a whole "good job" just for me. I think I need to lay down.

>> No.9536280

>>9536169
Sup Manson

>> No.9536289

>>9536280
Hey man, how's life?

>> No.9536293

>>9536272
>>9536280
>>9536289
Great job, keep it up.
>>9536277
Yes, I love otaku culture related responses, even the ones that don't bump the thread. Because all otaku culture related responses are the same in my eyes. I love your posts, keep it up.

>> No.9536297

>>9536272
I have gotten like 10 already. I've got more self esteem than I know what to do with!

>> No.9536298

>>9536293
man you're just too kind. You've thanked me for like 10 of my replies today.

>> No.9536301

>>9536293
your welcome

>> No.9536311

How long until we reach the fourth level of meta?

>> No.9536308

>>9536297
Wow, how come your mom let's you have 10 thank yous?

>> No.9536320

>>9536316
i will

>> No.9536323

>>9536316

I fucked your mom, that's on topic...pls quote me next.

>> No.9536316

>>9536297
>>9536298
>>9536301
>>9536308
>>9536311
Lovely on-topic posts, keep it up.

>> No.9536334

>>9536320
>>9536323
Great on-topic posts, keep it up

>> No.9536341

>>9536316
Oh, don't thank me! You should be thanking yourself! I daresay, your posts are the most topical in this entire thread!

>> No.9536342

>>9536308
They are Skinless™ thank yous!

>> No.9536345

This is a weird circlejerk.

>> No.9536347

>>9536334
Thanks!

>> No.9536350

>>9536341
>>9536345
>>9536342
>>9536347
More otaku culture related posts, I think I am dying. Keep it up guys.

>> No.9536361

>>9536350
Be careful anon, I don't want you to die.

>> No.9536364

>>9536345
It's not a circlejerk. It's an autistic confrontation. Each party acts autistic until either side gives up. The winner gets to bask in their superior autism and gets declared the alpha autist of /jp/.

>> No.9536369

>>9536350
>I think I am dying
We're almost there, guys.

Keep thanking

>> No.9536371

>>9536350
Slow down if you don't feel good. I don't want anything bad to happen to you...

>> No.9536374

bump

>> No.9536377

I've reported every single post of his for spam. Janitors sure are lazy fucks.

>> No.9536384

>>9536361
>>9536364
>>9536369
>>9536371
>>9536374
>>9536377
Good job.

>> No.9536390

>>9536384
Please be careful... I really mean it...

>> No.9536418

I think he died. RIP

>> No.9536423

>>9536390
>>9536418
Nice job, keep it up.

>> No.9536427

>>9536423
He lives!

>> No.9536428
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9536428

Did I win?

>> No.9536438
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9536438

Hold up everybody, check out these dubs.

>> No.9536434

>>9536423
Thanks, I was so worried... I know we haven't know each other for very long, but I've really come to like you, and I wouldn't know what to do if you left me, so please don't die. I'm begging you... If there's anything I can do for you, tell me, please...

>> No.9536435

>>9536427
>>9536428
Great otaku culture related posts, keep it up.

>> No.9536437

>>9536428
Reported. GTFO beta virgin faggot cry to your mommy cuz no one else luvs you.

>> No.9536443

>>9536438
Thank you is the new dubs. Just as ineffective, but more annoying.

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>> No.9536449

>>9536443
Well I still think these are better (chem em).

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9536451

>>9535800
>>9535966
>>9535977
>>9536011
>>9536100
>>9536111
>>9536166
>>9536255
>>9536277
>>9536311
>>9536377

>> No.9536457

>>9536434
>>9536437
>>9536438
>>9536443
>>9536449
>>9536451
>>9536454
Good job, keep it up with your otaku culture posts.

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