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A morbidly obese basement-dwelling manchild uttering ``nee-chan'' in a low, almost guttural voice. He is hunched over his keyboard, sitting awkwardly in his decaying office chair which is all but falling apart. Next to this creature is a semen-encrusted pillow featuring a pillow case with a faded picture of an anime girl, which he affectionately refers to as his ``waifu'', as he gently strokes its filthy surface with the chubby fingers of his left hand, whilst masturbating with his right. ``Nee-chan!'' the vile urchin groans. An explosion of thick, yellowish semen shoots out of his fat-buried phallus and lands on the pillow. ``Daisuki'', the autist whispers amiably, feeling accomplished. He looks the anime print in its over-sized, cold, lifeless eyes and gives a wink, as if he expected her to enjoy it if only she were real. What a great way to end the day, he thinks to himself. Before long, the beast had fallen asleep, without cleaning up, just sitting in his chair

>> No.9534998

Cute girl, I really like that kind of chub. Would fuck. Imagine grabbing those rolls while pounding her.

>> No.9535009

The fact that you've lurked enough to know that much makes your post even more sad.

>> No.9535034

>>9535009
What do you mean, ``lurked enough''? He's using faggot quotes, he's a regular here.

>> No.9535039

AAA+ chub pic

>> No.9535042

chubby and bbw women happen to be one of my many fetishes
lets see where this thread goes

>> No.9535049

>>9534987
Sugoi national geographic onii-chan!

>> No.9535053

I'd gladly make bacon sandwiches for a /jp/ Anon. I'd give my life for her. I'm not talking about sexual partnership either. I'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring me great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals I would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.

Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, I would not grow tired of serving her. I would work harder than ever to make her happy. I would learn to cook new recipes, I would roast entire Turkeys for her, I would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to me with fat, blubbering lips: onii-chan, it's time for mah dinner!

And I would come. Fork and knife in hand, I would enter her bedroom. Her glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as I sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As I neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then I would feast. Oh would I feast

>> No.9535065

How can people live so dirtily?
I will at least clean the living area if it need be. It actually wears at me if I don't have a clean place.

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>> No.9535153

i wish fat people would all fucking die

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>>9535151
reminds me of this
>>9535153
stay mad, not fat myself but i prefer wimmin to be

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Plump Rei is really delicious.

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>>9535175
yes, glorious

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>>9535053
There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new meme wil suxin /jp/

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Plump is good. Fat is disgusting.

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>> No.9535236

Who the FATTEST?

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>> No.9535271

Why is the bottom of her thigh so red?

>> No.9535275

>>9535236
Sudo.

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>>9535313
Healthy Patchy is the best Patchy.

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>>9535379
I agree.

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>> No.9535448

>>9535223
Most people will say that all girls in this thread are FAT AS HELL

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>> No.9535459

>>9535313
Who puts on their footwear first? Patchy is a dumb dumb.

>> No.9535472

>>9535459
Makes a man look evil. Like a chicken.

>> No.9535486

I enjoy from waif-like to 'a little extra cushion' (not quite Rubenesque, but barely). Morbidly Fatchouli is not my taste, and neither is Auschwitchouli.
But sickly moe is my primary interest.

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>>9535459
Sometimes I only wear socks and underwear. I guess that's kind of the same thing.

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had to go handle a few things, but im back now

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>> No.9536756

Where do I find doujinshi with chubby/fat girls? I have never seen any.

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>>9536756
google the image

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>> No.9536761

THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX WITH YOUMO

>> No.9536767

>>9536761
>implying there arent any chubby pics of her

>> No.9536773

>>9536759
Is it weird that I want to wear that shirt

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Fat girls are terrifying

>> No.9536851

>>9536756

The Japanese word for fat girls is "fujoshi"

Look for that tag

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>>9536894
If you defile Celes like that again I will slit your throat.

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Everyone loves Fatchouli.

>> No.9537032

>>9537014
If by everyone you mean the miniscule percentage of touhou fans then yea.

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>>9536756
http://exhentai.org/g/488950/ecbff19241/

This is my favorite.
Enjoy.

>> No.9537230

>>9535379

>Healthy

This is what people in Nidedstatesuhmurrikah have convinced themselves.
Does their self delusion know no bounds?

>> No.9537276

>>9537219
Only 1 or 2 good pages in that comic. Disappointment of the year.

>> No.9537355

>>9537230

Saying 'healthy' is not literal, it's a soft way or a positive way of saying fat. Just like fluffy or husky. No one thinks healthy actually means healthy. But go on complaining about this rascally amerifats kicking over your applecart. They clearly are the cause of everything bad that's happened to you in life.

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