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9531161 No.9531161[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I have been invited to some sort of pain orgy thing.

What do /jp/?

>> No.9531195

By the filename, I can tell this is indeed a file from yours (c and x being near each other with f close and k and 9 close to each other). You are a fucking idiot. Frig off back to facebook and DON'T EVER COME FUCKING HERE. GET OUT!

>> No.9531204

>>9531195
I took the screenshot. I made the mistake of making a facebook to connect with some of my high school buds.

I learned a valuable lesson....

Also its named that because I hosted it on tinypic.

>> No.9531212

>>9531204
GET. OUT.

>> No.9531214

>>9531212
THE MORE YOU YELL THE HARDER I GET.

>> No.9531219

I don't want you here, you scare me.
Please leave!

>> No.9531226
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>>9531214
dude u should get something like da anthem of fucking boss
EPIC WIN

>> No.9531235

>>9531226
t-thanks a-anon. :3

>> No.9531237

>>9531235
(Y) :yaoming:

>> No.9531243

>>9531214
Is this supposed to be funny? Well it's not..
I'm sorry, I don't think you belong here.

>> No.9531253

>>9531243
This entire post is supposed to warn you guys on why you should never make Facebooks. I did and this happens...

>> No.9531277

>i enjoy connecting on several levels

do you even autism

>> No.9531281

>I have been invited

No, you haven't. She's just a cocktease, like all 3D.

>> No.9531285

>>9531253
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2184658/Facebook-Some-employers-psychologists-say-avoiding-s
ocial-media-suspicious.html

>Facebook has become such a pervasive force in modern society that increasing numbers of employers, and even some psychologists, believe people who aren't on social networking sites are 'suspicious.'

>> No.9531286

>>9531253
Why the fuck would we need that? Why the fuck do you think we would need your useless, attention whoring ``help"? Get the fuck back to facebook, we don't care.

>> No.9531291

What does this have to do with Otaku Culture? No seriously I'm wondering. What makes someone post something like this on this board instead of the usual /b/, /r9k/ and /v/?

>> No.9531300
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>>9531253
>warn you guys on why you should never make Facebooks
what the fuck are you doing here?

>> No.9531344

I enjoy /jp/s reaction to this. They dont even bother with the fact I was invited to cut my wrist while fucking some mans girlfriend.

THATS NOT WHATS WRONG, WHATS WRONG IS FACEBOOK.

>> No.9531363

>>9531359
>Daily Mail
>it's real

yeah nah

>> No.9531357
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>>9531344
We don't care. Get the fuck out of here, you are just an indecent piece of of human garbage.
Go back to facebook, and stay there. Don't ever come back here with anything.

>> No.9531358

>>9531344
Cut this
*grabs Cockasaurus Rex*

>> No.9531359

>>9531285
Jesus fuck it's real

>> No.9531376

[Snoop]
Still Snoop Dogg and D-R-E (Guess who's back)
Still, still doing that shit, huh Dre?

[Dr. Dre]
Oh for sure, check me out
It's still Dre Day, A.K. nigga
Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot
'cause when I frequent the spots that I'm known to rock
You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block
Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say Dre fell off
How nigga My last album was "The Chronic"
They want to know if he still got it
They say rap's changed, they want to know how I feel about it

[Snoop - singing]
If you ain't up on pace

[Dr. Dre]
Dr. Dre is the name, I'm ahead of my game
Still, puffing my leafs, still with the beats
Still not loving police (Uh huh)
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, repping 213
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed, still

>> No.9531368

>>9531291
Because I used to post here alot before I changed my life a little. I was kind of wondering how you guys would react to something this bizarre.

>> No.9531387

>>9531344
You need to stop being so judgmental. So what if he enjoys slitting his wrists while fucking his girlfriend? How is that "wrong," if they both enjoy it?

Fuck off, normal.

>> No.9531391

>>9531368
>something this bizarre.
FUCK
OFF!

GOD DAMN IT. FUCKING ETERNAL SUMMERBREAK.

>> No.9531382

>>9531368
But this board isn't about you. It isn't a blog. Why do you think this is appropriate here?

>> No.9531394

[Snoop Dogg]
I'm representing for the gangsters all across the world
Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl
[Dr. Dre]
Still taking my time to perfect the beat
And I still got love for the streets, it's the D-R-E [Repeat 2x]

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends
Well, hell, me and Snoop, we dipping again
Kept my ear to the streets, signed Eminem
He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week
Still, I stay close to the heat
And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet
My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my rap like Cali weed, I smoke till I sleep
Wake up in the A.M., compose a beat
I bring the fire till you're soaking in your seat
It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop
It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the World Class Wreckin' Cru
I'm still at it, After-mathematic
In the home of drivebys and ak-matics
Swap meets, sticky green, and bad traffic
I dip through then I get skin, D-R-E

>> No.9531397

>>9531382
Because the internet is not serious business.

>> No.9531408

>>9531368
No one here likes you.
You have friends right? I mean, you must have at least 50+ facebook friends? Go talk with them.

Just leave us alone!

And take this guy too >>9531391 He's scaring me.

>> No.9531403

>>9531397
lel!

>> No.9531411

>>9531397
Please, seriously, get the fuck out. You are being a fucking idiot, no one likes you, no one gives a shit about your fucking facebook life. Get out of here and never come back.

>> No.9531412

It ain't nothing but more hot shit
Another classic CD for y'all to vibe with
Whether you're cooling on a corner with your fly bitch
Laid back in the shack, play this track
I'm representing for the gangsters all across the world
(Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl)
I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap
Niggas try to be the king but the ace is back

[Snoop - singing]
So if you ain't up on thangs

[Dr. Dre]
Dr. Dre be the name still running the game
Still got it wrapped like a mummy
Still ain't tripping, love to see young blacks get money
Spend time out the hood, take they moms out the hood
Hit my boys off with jobs, no more living hard
Barbeques every day, driving fancy cars
Still gonna get mine regardless

>> No.9531416

You guys make me so happy. I love you all.

>> No.9531420

>>9531161
[Snoop]
Right back up in ya muthfuckin ass
'95 plus four pennies
Add that shit up, D-R-E right back on top of thangs
Smoke some with your dog
No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!
Some of that real sticky icky
Ooo Wee, put it in the air
For you's a fool D.R.

>> No.9531434

>>9531420
I dig this jam baby.

>> No.9531435

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
[Cause you know we 'bout to rip shit up]

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble

Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this [Hell yeah]
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man,
And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

>> No.9531436
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9531436

>Wake up
>/jp/ shittier than ever

- Locke

>> No.9531445

>>9531416
frig off already

>> No.9531452

>>9531445
I can never leave you guys! You cant stop my love :3

>> No.9531446

>>9531359
"not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer... It's the suspicion that not being on Facebook, which has become so normal among young adults, is a sign that you're abnormal and dysfunctional, or even dangerous, ways."

>> No.9531448

It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

>> No.9531467

Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in'
But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
With a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If ya' do, ya' have no clue
O' what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do

It's like this and like that and like that and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, than who gives a fuck about those?
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode

>> No.9531474

>>9531452
Are you supposed to be trolling? Or supposed to be funny? You are seriously just being a faggot.

>> No.9531476

don't do it op he wants into your butthole

besides she's fucking impure satanic used goods

>> No.9531494

>>9531474
please...stop replying to him...I'm begging you...

>> No.9531486

>>9531474
Love transcends gender. I am not a faggot just because I love you guys. I can't help it, its human.

>> No.9531490

Fallin' back on that ass with a hellified gangsta' lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a' old batch o' collard greens
It's the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N double O P
D O double G Y D O double G ya' see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin' G shit

So Dre. [What up Dogg?]
We gotta give 'em what dey want [What's that, G?]
We gotta break 'em off somethin' [Hell yeah]
And it's gotta be bumpin' [City of Compton!]

-Dr.Dre

It's where it takes place so I'm a ask your attention
Mobbin like a mothafucka but I ain't lynchin
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My mothafuckin homie Doggy Dogg has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my neener, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'm a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta' put the smack down
Yeah, and ya' don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, 'til the break dawn
C-O-M-P-T-O-N, and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the shit together
Like my nigga D.O.C., no one can do it better

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, than who gives a fuck about those?
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode

[We ain't got to be there (cos you're over the project)]
[We ain't got to be there (Yeah, yeah!)]
[We ain't got to be there (cos you're over the project)]
[We ain't got to be there (Yeah, yeah!)]
[We ain't got to be there (cos you're over the project)]
[We ain't got to be there (Yeah, yeah!)]

>> No.9531508

[Bizzy]
Shit

[Layzie]
Nigga, it's the niggas night out tonight, nigga
[Howling]

[Krayzie]
Keep hittin' that reefer, sendin' me straight to heaven
Keep rollin', smokin', and chokin'

[All]
Buddah lovaz
Gotta learn to smoke the buddah

[Bizzy]
I'm so glad you showed me, Krayzie, Layzie, Wish, Flesh

[Krayzie]
Reefer really makes me happy

[Krayzie (Layzie)]
Hydro, me just can't let a me high go
Me smokin' upon that hydro
Me just can't let a me high go

[Layzie, Flesh, Krayzie]
Smo-, smo-, smokin' that hydro
won't, won't let a me high go
Water the reefer, me slaughter
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack
A sack, a sack, a sack
It grew in the water, the reefer, me slaughter
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, a sack
It grew in the water . . .
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, sack

>> No.9531509

>>9531494
Alright.

>> No.9531525

I'm takin' a hit of the bud, gotta give love to my thugs
Smokin, not chokin', now what?

[Krayzie]
I'm fucked up
That hydro really got me buzzed, me buzzed

[Bizzy]
Keep rollin', (smokin',) and chokin'
Nothin' but the Bone in me

[Bizzy]
Me puttin' me casing up into me trunk
Box of blunts, come get drunk
Me puttin' me casing up into me trunk
Sack of skunk, come get drunk

[Krayzie]
It's sneakin' upon me
Wine
Follow me down the nine-nine
and you will find all of me kind every time

[Layzie]
Drinkin' me wine, double your crime
When a me roll down the nine-nine
A stream of bullets and unload
With a me right way down your . . .

[Krayzie]
Buddah
Choke up with a me buddah
Smoke jump outta me buddah

[Flesh]
Hittin' that hydro, lettin' me school ya

[Bizzy]
Oh, that buddah in your lungs and up
That buddah fool ya

>> No.9531527

>>9531436
I wake up and it saddens me, I'm going back to bed.

>> No.9531538

[All]
It's nothin' but the Bone in me
Hey, keep hittin' that reefer sendin' me straight to heaven

[Bizzy]
If ya got a bag of tweed, well, blaze it with me, fool

[Krayzie]
Thuggin' with me trues, swiggin' on brews
Steady be losin' me balance

[Layzie]
It's a Bone thang how a nigga like me smoke and maintain

[Krayzie]
Maintain, maintain

[Bizzy and Flesh]
How a nigga like me smoke and maintain

[Krayzie]
Remain the same
. . . number one

>> No.9531545

>>9531368
>Because I used to post here alot before I changed my life a little
Oh, I see. You wanted to be a normal, right? Well this is the price you pay.

Enjoy your satanic knife orgy. Just remember that when she's eating your kidneys, you could've been at home playing Touhou.

>> No.9531555

>>9531545
I don't actually plan on going to the orgy.

Saging my own thread for the sake of stopping the butthurt.

>> No.9531586

>>9531436
who u quotin????

>> No.9531602

>>9531545
Are satanic knife orgies really normal though?

>> No.9531609

>>9531555
>I don't actually plan on going to the orgy.
It's too late to back out now. You already made your choice. The only thing you can do now is pray that your broken and bleeding body will be lifted into Gensokyo when she is done with you.

Let this be a lesson to all

>> No.9531619

>>9531609
That's not how you get to Gensokyo you gotta commit sudoku/hero

not dying in disgrace

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