/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else ever wish Youmu was Bill Gates, so we could make neat puns like "i guess you could say she puts the SOFT in MIRCOSOFT!!!" or something?

[Anonymous No.]

What?

[Anonymous No.]

what the heck

[Anonymous No.]

Man, you're almost as big a dork as Youmu for that one.

[Cherry Boy !!IxgBZa5feoZ No.]

That's about the only real pun you could make

It is kind of funny though for how out of context it is

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else ever wish Meiling was China, so we could make neat puns like "i guess you could say she-

Wait

Shit

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>>9530485
Ebin joke X-D

[Anonymous No.]

I was scrolling down the catalog and found this thread, and I must say that OP's post is the most hilariously stupid post I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Something about the Aurora shooting and bullet hell.

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>>9530454
I'm sick and tired of this fucking "soft" shit that Youmu is attributed with all the fucking time on /jp/. All she does is tend to her mistress' garden, and help defend Hakugyokurou against invaders. She's a fucking warrior of the sword and doesn't deserve to be treated like a fucking pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

http://world4ch.org/read/prog/1318996246/1,5

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>>9530468
You could also say she is the microsoftest.

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>>9532912
That's it. I'm sick of all this "soft" bullshit that's going on in /jp/ right now. Youmu deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this 'softest' thing even from anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9532932
Some doujin. I don't remember the name anymore.

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>>9532932
From Youmu being soft, of course.

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>>9532918
Well, now I'm depressed. Thanks, anon.

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>>9532920
>>9532912
Except she is a scaredy cat and has ditz-like things happen to her. She's one of the least-serious touhous, not that any touhou is serious anyway.

Check the mangas.

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>>9532912

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Soft" bullshit that's going on in the Touhou system right now. Youmu Konpaku deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself purchased a genuine Phantasmagoria of Flower View in Japan for 3,200 Yen (that's about $40) and have been practicing with Youmu for almost 2 years now. I can even clear stages on insane with my Youmu.
ZUN spent years working on a single Youmu and re-draw her up to a million times to produce the finest gardener known to man or ghostkind.
Youmu is thrice as strong as other playable characters and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Reimu can clear, a Youmu can clear better. I'm pretty sure a Youmu could easily beat a stage with every other boss combined.
Ever wonder why the Youkai from Gensokyo never bothered conquering Hakugyokurou? That's right, they were too scared to fight the hard spirits and their Youmu of destruction. Even in Perfect Cherry Blossom, Main Characters targeted the Youmu first because her power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Youmu is simply the best touhou that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Touhou system. Here is the stat block I propose for Youmu:
(Ex-Stage Boss)
14 Spell Cards
Immunity to Bombs
Miniscule Hitbox even smaller than Reimu's
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the hardness of Youmu in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Youmu need to be more hard in Touhou, see my new stat block.

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>>9532918
>Youmu: K&R C half human, half ghost

I don't get it.

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>>9535106
Dennis Ritchie is dead.

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>>9532912
fucking epic bro

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>>9535061

hahahahahahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA well played fa/tg/uy well played

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>>9535477
Want to add some argument other than spam? Because I'm willing to discuss the matter.

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>>9535611
With another piece of copypasta?

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>>9535650
First off, there wasn't anyone who would give any decent arguments the first time I posted it.
Also, you're easily lured to reply with a post that serves no purpose other than to bump a thread with your meaningless post.

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>>9535132
I don't know who that is, so that's why I didn't get the joke.

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>>9532896

I would like to second this motion. I saw it and laughed like a moron while chortling, "Now THIS is classic /jp/ Grade-A high-quality shitposting!"

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>>9530498

What does Ebin mean

I know you fins are all over this thread.

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>>9537379
"Epic" got filtered on Kuvalauta years ago.

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>>9537379
The word "Ebin" has its roots to Finnish chans in late 2009s, when the word 'epic' was wordfiltered on the major chan those times. Posters avoided the wordfilter by writing 'epig', 'epin', 'ebig', etc. Soon it evolved to "ebin". Ebin is like spurdo spärde -version of the word 'epic'.

To understand the meaning of 'ebin' you should know how the Finnish memes work. One of the greatest Finnish meta memes has been to ironize Jonnes (stereotypical underage boys, mostly 10-15 year old) and act like you were one. 'Ebin' was born the same way as Spurdo spärde was born. Spurdo was born when posters ironized jonnes and called pedo bear as "budo boar" or "bedro spero" etc (because Jonnes don't know how to write it the right way). Soon pedo bear evolved to spurdo spärde.

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>>9537409
Epic cool story nee-chan

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>>9530454
I wish it too. For now, i call her Your mood Compact

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>>9537409

How did Make and Viljami get their names?

Why do they drink this energy drink?

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>>9537863
Make is a typical brat's nickname and Viljami is a dumb-sounding trend name. Archaic pre-war names have been all the rage for a while. Nowadays kids don't smoke, they drink energy drinks.