Why haven't you gotten your autismbux yet, /jp/?

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Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:13:21 2012 No.9530065 [DELETED]

Why haven't you gotten your autismbux yet, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:14:36 2012 No.9530068 I don't know how. I also probably don't qualify; I don't think I have any real brain deformities/personality thingamabobs. I could be wrong. I know I'm just flat out stupid though.

>>	Moeban Mon Aug 6 22:15:06 2012 No.9530072 File: 203 KB, 896x896, 1 (50).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:15:06 2012 No.9530073 How did Cirno write on her own hand that is currently writing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:15:51 2012 No.9530077 >>9530072 Boy do I have news for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:16:22 2012 No.9530078 Did moe-whatever's trip get banned? That's hilarious.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:16:22 2012 No.9530079

I'm preparing for it now. I've finally gotten my mom on board with the idea.

Now I just need to gather my courage and go in for the 72 hour suicide hold at the hospital so I can get that on my record for when I apply.

What does that 72 hour hold feel like? Are you in an empty white room the entire time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:16:36 2012 No.9530080 File: 9 KB, 167x247, 90237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I autism bux?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:17:21 2012 No.9530083 >>9530077 But what If it's a btw a girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:18:51 2012 No.9530089 >>9530079 >Are you in an empty white room the entire time? Yup. Make sure to cry, moan and talk to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:20:21 2012 No.9530100 >>9530089 Stare at the same spot of the wall for 2 hours changing expressions and then just cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:22:51 2012 No.9530113 >>9530079 Meditation is useful for this. I went completely catatonic mode and just sat motionlessly in a meditative state the entire time. It's peaceful and you still look totally insane.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:24:06 2012 No.9530126
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>>9530079
Solitary confinement? That can be pretty bad, but normalfags spend weeks in there in prison and seem to come out okay (at least as good as they went in).

Now, I was Baker acted for `suicidal thoughts' (not remotely true) when I was a kid for the three day probation period; that was actually like a vacation. I got to hang out with a bunch of fun people my age who smuggled and traded drugs on the lunch tables, play board games, and meet cute depressed girls doing suicidal things and such.
That girl, by the way, went to solitary for 24 hours: reporting back, it is not fun. You sit on the floor in just a robe being monitored by staff equipped with tranquilizers the whole time.

P.S., do not attack the doctors with tranquilizers, you will get an especially-long prison sentence.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Mon Aug 6 22:27:24 2012 No.9530135 >>9530089 >>9530079 How do you get to one of these things? And do they let you bring anything inside?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:29:41 2012 No.9530145

>>9530135
>How do you get to one of these things?
Talk to a medical professional or policeman about committing suicide.
>And do they let you bring anything inside?
No, they take everything and give you a hospital gown. It's possible that you'll be under 24-hour surveillance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:30:56 2012 No.9530150 What the fuck do you need a loony bin for? You guys over play your role.. simply acting like a stuttering paranoid retard is enough to get autism bucks. you don't need to be balls to wall crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:31:26 2012 No.9530153 I wish I had the courage to do the Remus method. It seems like it would make life so easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:33:57 2012 No.9530173 >>9530150 Getting a 5150 (suicide hold) on your record ensures autismbux. You might be able to get it without it, but it's a guarantee if you take it that extra mile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:34:41 2012 No.9530179 File: 102 KB, 420x314, 1343835786886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if you have to poop during those 72 hours? I can't poop outside of my house. I would be too nervous.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Mon Aug 6 22:35:41 2012 No.9530185 >>9530145 >>9530173 So just walk in and tell them like Uncle Remus said? I guess now all I need to do is convince my mother to take me there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:36:56 2012 No.9530194 IF YOU WANT YOUR BUX THEN FIGHT IT LIKE A SOLDIER, DON'T BACK DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:38:26 2012 No.9530204 I'm curious how much do you get? I'm getting a very shitty amount here. I might as well work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:40:26 2012 No.9530222 >>9530179 Do it on the floor and play with your feces.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:44:59 2012 No.9530244
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Do I need to see other doctors before I do the suicide watch thing?

So far on my record I currently have:
Been a shut-in for 6 years.
Prescriptions for valium, zoloft, paxil, and an anti-psychotic.
Several panic attacks when attempting to go to psychiatrists and then never going back to them.
Panic attacks whenever leaving the house when I'm not heavily sedated.

Is this enough crazy that adding the suicide thing ontop of this will be sufficient for autismbux?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:46:44 2012 No.9530253 >>9530244 Yes.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Mon Aug 6 22:47:44 2012 No.9530259 >Why haven't you gotten your autismbux yet, /jp/? I've been getting them for a little over two years now, feels good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:48:14 2012 No.9530263 because i dont autism i am depression, but govt wont give me sadbux

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:48:59 2012 No.9530269
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This is permanent disability payments we're talking about, correct? Because those are apparently ridiculously easy to get... if you're actually crippled in a way that lost you your job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:53:14 2012 No.9530299 I've been trying. They denied me and I had to hire a lawyer. I wonder if it's too late to do that suicide thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:53:29 2012 No.9530300 I basically get autismbux. I work in a grocery store bagging with a bunch of downs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:56:29 2012 No.9530320 >>9530299 They'll have no choice since it'll look like you'll kill yourself if you don't get approved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 22:58:14 2012 No.9530330 My country doesn't believe in these made up psychological illnesses. Nobody gives a fuck if you attempt suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:04:01 2012 No.9530360 >>9530300 Grocery stores only hire one downs per store, I think.

>>	"Disability-san !!aPTb8MypbuH Mon Aug 6 23:05:46 2012 No.9530363 Maybe I will apply for federal funding for college for my disabilities... I don't have autism though

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:05:46 2012 No.9530364 >>9530330 Attempting suicide is illegal most places.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:11:51 2012 No.9530380
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Are you guys serious? Are you people this fucking sad? I understand if you have an actual condition.

But fuuuuuck, some of you are useless scum.

Probably have baited but GOD DAMN

>>	Cherry Boy !!IxgBZa5feoZ Mon Aug 6 23:13:50 2012 No.9530382 >>9530380 I'm more surprised that there are people who visit other boards, are surprised by how different the userbase is compared to themselves, and then feel the need to shitpost to express their unneeded opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:14:50 2012 No.9530385 >>9530380 Normie piggu go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:14:50 2012 No.9530386 >>9530360 I don't really understand all the different disabilities, but I know that there are many people employed there with mental conditions. Somehow they seem more sane than regular people though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:15:52 2012 No.9530389 >>9530364 there's a law somewhere, i can't remember where, that attempting suicide is legal, until you succeed, then it's a crime and you can be put in prison for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:16:22 2012 No.9530393 >>9530380 I was born inferior to other humans and never asked to be born. It's only fair I am compensated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:18:22 2012 No.9530399 >>9530382 OH and faking a condition is such an honorable thing to do. You sure are the moral paragon. Why don't you actually try at life before sucking up tax money at the expense of others?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:19:37 2012 No.9530404 >>9530399 Nice logical fallacy /b/ro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:23:24 2012 No.9530418 >>9530399 Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend. The trinkets I'll be buying with hard earned tax payer dollars; that's the real treasure! Nyah hah hah hah!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:23:39 2012 No.9530421 >/jp/ www.youtube.com/watch?v=72zx0gk29m4

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:24:23 2012 No.9530425 File: 504 KB, 970x1060, c6a56354bd4917e32b10be19a314cdd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm afraid I'm not autistic enough...

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:26:38 2012 No.9530437

>>9530399

>and faking a condition

Anyone who would willingly throw themselves in a padded room for 72 hours and humiliate themselves in countless ways in order to get some checks each month which is barely minimum wage is clearly an insane person.

No sane person would do this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:27:39 2012 No.9530441 >>9530421 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RYeMGXw58

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:28:54 2012 No.9530447 >>9530437 you would be quite surprised by the amount of stupid shit people are willing to do for money bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:29:09 2012 No.9530450 If you can't get it that way you can always participate in a clinical study; I do both. The downside is that you have to go outside to appointments and probably get blood drawn. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6ioKjZsGU

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:29:54 2012 No.9530452

>>9530418
Heh, smells like a troll-post. The sad thing is, some people are actually okay with living that kind of life.

Just being into something extremely niche doesn't mean you can't be a part of society. Doesn't make you any better or less "normal" that the guy that likes football.

Just say "hello" talk about the news. It's not hard to "shoot the shit" Grow the fuck up /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:29:54 2012 No.9530453 >>9530437 Barely minimum wage? What crack are you smoking? Let's say minimum wage was 10 dollars an hour, which it isn't. Now let's say I worked 4 hours a week. That's 40 dollars a week, or 160 dollars a month. Now compare that to getting autism bucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:33:11 2012 No.9530473 >>9530452 Pathetic. Stop spewing your disgusting doggerel and get out of this board, you piece of shit. Nobody here wants to live your absolutely horrendous "normal" life. Why, I bet you even like real women!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:34:41 2012 No.9530481 File: 172 KB, 100x100, 1344147187311.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop bullying!! stop it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:35:26 2012 No.9530486 >>9530452 lel u trol me gud :DDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:35:56 2012 No.9530488 >>9530452 >The sad thing is, some people are actually okay with getting free money every month for doing absolutely nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:36:56 2012 No.9530495 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, 1328985645864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9530473 Don't be that way bro. Let's pick up a 6-pack and play some touhou. We can go bowling afterwards. It'll be fun! Please~

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:39:11 2012 No.9530506 >>9530452 >Just say "hello" talk about the news. It's not hard to "shoot the shit" But I don't want to. I'm already happy with my life.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:39:26 2012 No.9530507
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I tried, but I was too normal to qualify. My diagnosed depression and social phobia aren't life-threatening or impairing enough. And my minimum wage job just tops my normality off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:40:11 2012 No.9530519 File: 460 KB, 360x560, 1344147823289.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9530507 Sucks to be you. My depression and social phobia are crippling enough to get ssi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:40:41 2012 No.9530516 What is the best disability to fake if I want to ensure that I get my bux?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:42:26 2012 No.9530524

>>9530495
>Let's pick up a 6-pack and play some touhou. We can go bowling afterwards.

>6-pack
I don't drink, nor would I even consider consuming the piss you faggots would consider "good."

>touhou
Your transparent attempts at befriending me via shared interests is disgusting. I know you don't appreciate touhou like I do, trash.

>bowling
Get the fuck out of my house.

Normalfags please learn. You are trash. You are not welcome here.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Mon Aug 6 23:42:26 2012 No.9530526 >>9530507 >And my minimum wage job just tops my normality off. The fact that you have a job is likely the reason you didn't qualify. Your problems have to prohibit you from working for you to be eligible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:42:41 2012 No.9530528 >>9530516 paranoid schizophrenia worked for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:43:11 2012 No.9530536 >>9530524 pwned4lyfe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:44:11 2012 No.9530537 >>9530519 >Sucks to be you. It really does, champ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:45:56 2012 No.9530548 Is the suicide thing really that helpful? I don't want to go through 72 hours in a padded room unless it will really help my case for autismbux.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:46:11 2012 No.9530552 File: 78 KB, 600x525, 1332893178455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9530524 Huh? I don't get it. What makes me trash exactly? How can I win your heart /jp/? We could maybe play Dodonpachi?

>>	'el niño' Torres !zvxqX0IpRA Mon Aug 6 23:46:43 2012 No.9530558 >>9530481 Jesus Christ how fucking adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:47:29 2012 No.9530563 >>9530380 Wow you sure are retarded. They are getting free money for nothing. Are you just jealous? Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:48:43 2012 No.9530566 >>9530548 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:49:58 2012 No.9530573 >>9530548 It's nice to have. If you're REALLY crazy then you don't need it, but it can't hurt. Just suck it up and go sit in the room.

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:50:13 2012 No.9530578

>>9530563
Worried about their well-being really. You wouldn't have any incentive to go out, make friends, or find a partner.

You wouldn't reproduce or do anything productive or meaningful with your life. You would lead a pointless existence and be miserable for it.

Maybe I'm cramming my opinion down people's throats, but it's something you need to consider before taking that path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:51:14 2012 No.9530582 >>9530399 Morals are a ploy used by people to control the actions of others. Everyone else is inferior to me, and I'm claiming what is mine. Income tax was supposed to be a temporary thing but now I'll have 30% of my money, time, and life taken from me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:53:13 2012 No.9530601 >>9530524 Please taste your words more carefully before you spit them out. Your rude tone was uncalled for, and you should never presume to speak for others. There is no excuse for behaving in such an undignified manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:54:05 2012 No.9530610 >>9530582 A-Ayn Rand! I thought you were dead!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:54:58 2012 No.9530603 >>9530578 We have enough people to reproduce the population. Haven't you heard the new world order wants to keep the numbers under 500,000,000?

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:55:49 2012 No.9530621

>>9530578
>reproduce or do anything productive or meaningful with your life
Oh, is this why the white baka gaijins rate of birth is declining at an alarming rate and they are on the verge of being overtaken by niggers and sandniggers?

Sorry man. I am busy enjoying my life here shitposting on /jp/ with all my free time while you are stuck in a 9-5 dead end routine programming office job alt-tab hiding your browser everytime someone walk near your cubicle.

Anyway, thanks for supporting my tax check. I am really grateful for real, no sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:56:20 2012 No.9530623 >>9530603 Really? Buncha dudes from /jp/ are gonna form their own colony of people? You gettin' into cloning boy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:57:19 2012 No.9530635 >>9530623 Full, capital retard

Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:57:34 2012 No.9530636

>>9530578
>but it's something you need to consider before taking that path.
People don't really "take that path", at least I didn't. When you have a personal history of being a walking disaster you'll eventually understand what's possible and what's not. Memories are permanent and statistics don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:57:34 2012 No.9530638 >>9530578 How am I supposed to find a real partner if all the white girls want black guys and all the black girls want white guys? The proud independent woman don't count.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 6 23:58:04 2012 No.9530651 >>9530621 >white baka gaijins, niggers, sandniggers Yikes man, you can keep that dollar outta my check if it means I never have to socialize with you.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:02:44 2012 No.9530675

>>9530578
> You wouldn't have any incentive to go out
No shit? Why would you want to do that?

> [You wouldn't have any incentive to] make friends
All of the friends I need are online.

> [You wouldn't have any incentive to] find a partner.
Good. ``Partners'' are a huge mistake.

> You wouldn't reproduce
Why the fuck would I want to do that?

> or do anything productive [with your life]
Define productive.

> or [do anything] meaningful with your life.
That's subjective.

> You would lead a pointless existence
Everyone's existence is pointless.

> and be miserable for it.
[citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:02:44 2012 No.9530677 >>9530638 Time to get some black booty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:03:43 2012 No.9530682 Too bad this doesn't work in my country. Here, they keep you in the institution indefinitely until you don't want to commit suicide anymore. No autismbucks for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:05:28 2012 No.9530699 My autism bucks is up for it's three year review next year, I'm kind of nervous. Hope they just handle it over the phone or something.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:06:28 2012 No.9530707

I found out that being sociably retarded to the point where you analyse the convocation that you just had and mutter each individual word that you said to make sure it sounded right isn't a form of autism .Seriously though, I end up bashing my head against the wall and clenching my fist so fucking tight due to how stupid I think I sound even though it's probably what any normal fag would have said. Can anyone relate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:07:00 2012 No.9530720 >>9530707 It's not a form of autism. Stop acting like you're special. A lot of people suffer from this kind of affliction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:07:00 2012 No.9530721 >>9530707 Yes. I overanalyze pretty much everything I do, no matter how petty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:07:45 2012 No.9530715 >>9530675 Actually feel really bad after reading that. I'm depressed but I hope I never get that bitter. I hope you giving living a shot one day, you seem smart enough.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:09:14 2012 No.9530728
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It's important to dress appropriately when you go to your interview.

I had a custom shirt made before hand which was a tight white sleeveless shirt with a large image of Rika-chan printed on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:09:29 2012 No.9530729 I can't get my free money since I can't even bring myself to leave the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:09:59 2012 No.9530735 So where can I sign up for this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:10:14 2012 No.9530737 >>9530675 By productive he probably means "Don't think, just do what your boss says" or "Do what the majority of the society does". Such people don't have an own personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:11:14 2012 No.9530743 >>9530728 There's actually a bit of truth to this. The fact I've only had one outfit for nearly a decade, and only wash it every few months, and the fact it shows, certainly helped cement the impression I was hoping for in the doctor's mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:12:14 2012 No.9530753 >>9530707 I don't do that, but I can kind of relate. I can spend hours and hours sitting in my car, reflecting on a 20 second exchange with a stranger and be so sad that I didn't say something more important.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:12:59 2012 No.9530761

>>9530737
Heh, more along the lines of working towards a goal you wanna work for. Like saving up enough money to visit Japan, maybe even starting your own business, getting a degree, etc.

Not trying to troll or be a bad guy here. Just a curious visitor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:14:29 2012 No.9530772 >>9530761 >Heh, more along the lines of working towards a goal you wanna work for. lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:15:44 2012 No.9530787 >>9530772 Thank you for that contribution to this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:16:14 2012 No.9530793 >>9530787 no problem SHIT BIRD

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:16:29 2012 No.9530794 >>9530761 >saving up enough money to visit Japan Why would we do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:16:59 2012 No.9530800 >>9530794 >we Stop projecting yourself onto /jp/, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:17:01 2012 No.9530808 >>9530761 It took me six months of saving my autism bucks to afford a trip to Japan, and money got tight after about four days there. It's stupidly expensive to travel by plane these days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:17:29 2012 No.9530806 >>9530761 I have no such goals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:18:31 2012 No.9530813 >>9530800 frig off n*rd, we're all neets here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:18:46 2012 No.9530816 >>9530753 Still, must be nice to have the feeling of willingly wanting to talk to someone. I just dread it.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:20:01 2012 No.9530830

I have autism but I don't know how to monetize it. I tried the legit path, going to college for physics, but I failed out cause I played games and didn't do work and stuff. Now I'm working in fast food.

Please help /jp/, I'm unable to take it easy right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:21:46 2012 No.9530835 File: 194 KB, 1440x900, 565434576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9530578 >and be miserable for it. Why hell would you be miserable? Working is miserable.

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:22:16 2012 No.9530840
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>>9530816
Sometimes I want to /successfully/ talk to someone, notably pure childhood friends. Too bad they last saw me when I had social skills; I wouldn't want to ruin their last impressions of me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:22:31 2012 No.9530841 >>9530830 If you went to a school full of psychics, couldn't you just influence the mind of your landlord so she just doesn't charge you for living there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:31:34 2012 No.9530904 at some point we were all babies this is a truth is is universale

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:36:39 2012 No.9530935 How humiliating is the 72 hours? Will they make me talk to people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:49:58 2012 No.9530996 >>9530830 >>9530830 >working I found your problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 00:54:59 2012 No.9531010 I thought you were professionals at doing nothing and now you're worried about 72 hours? What the hell? Have you ever even been hospitalized?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 01:07:50 2012 No.9531052 I clicked /jp/ out of curiosity and this is the first thread I saw. I feel it's appropriate considering what else was on page 0 after scrolling down. Thanks for the laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 01:28:37 2012 No.9531146 Any truNEET should be hooked up on the bux. No excuses unless you live in some communist country

Anonymous Tue Aug 7 01:50:42 2012 No.9531271
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I didn't really display any abnormal behavior as a kid, except for not having friends, so I suppose they won't approve of my autism or whatever I have.
I'm too scared to seek help. What if they reject me, and tell me I'm perfectly normal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 01:54:46 2012 No.9531325 >>9531271 That's why you get committed. It makes a record for people who have none.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 02:08:05 2012 No.9531453 I want a pet frog now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 02:12:52 2012 No.9531501 >>9531271 >I didn't really display any abnormal behavior as a kid, except for not having friends Isn't that pretty damn abnormal for a child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 7 02:42:45 2012 No.9531681 >>9531271 You're qualified for truDEPRESSED, then. Most people here have had friends at one point of their life and should leave.

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