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You guys been on the new board yet? I heard it from /x/, and aparently, its real. It only appears at 3 am during a full moon. Take a pair of panties (a shirt would work too) that belonged to a loli and place it on a rosewood table. Light 5 candles in the shape of a pentagram around it.
Next, clap your hands together and bow, then chant: "Chiisai onnanoko suki desu" 5 times. Clap again and bow a 2nd time. Keep refreshing your browser at 2:59 and it should show up soon.
See you on /lo/!!!

>> No.9529273
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9529273

does the loli still have to be alive

>> No.9529284

>>9529273
No. When I did it I used panties from someone who is not a loli anymore and it worked.

>> No.9529285

>/x/

Not even once.

>> No.9529321
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Why should I do so much for pics I can just find on
Pixiv/Gelbooru/Exhentai/7chan/LAH/REP?

>> No.9529341

>>9529321
Because you can get banned for visiting /lo/.

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9529350

I met some nice people at /x/, i haven't met some nice people on the internet in a long time.


Looking forward to december 21. That board is going to explode and 4chan will meet a new era.

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>>9529350
Please don't fall for this.
I have composed a gigantic list of failed end of days predicts that I can bomb in 3 hours after I get back home if you want.

>> No.9529380

>>9529341
No its perfectly fine to be on. It's a great place and normals can't do shit about it since its a cursed board that appears irregularly.

>> No.9529393

>>9529382
Don't spoil their fun. /x/ nutters need something to believe in.

>> No.9529433

>>9529382
I don't believe in the end of the world as we know it. I just want to see the shitstorm on /x/.

>> No.9529469

Hey /x/, how do I summon a succubus?

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>> No.9529588

>>9529350
The 2012 thing is most likely not a specific date. It's the marker of a return for great disaster, which will likely happen within around 40 years.

Basically, the Mayans using the Olmec calendar needed to find a way to track the global cycles of destruction that kept wiping out civilizations. They became fascinated with astrological precision and they basically narrowed down the next return of a global cataclysm to '2012'. It is not a specific date of a cataclysm, but it may happen on Dec 21-24th, etc. But more likely it's a 'Well, any time now, it's arriving soon' marker.

I tend to think that the polar shift theory holds more weight than anything. If those conspiracy theories are correct regarding the shift across the galactic plane, then we're in trouble. Makes sense scientifically. Gravity waves and alignment on such a large scale makes sense.

>> No.9529599

>>9529588
>Basically, the Mayans using the Olmec calendar needed to find a way to track the global cycles of destruction that kept wiping out civilizations.

Excuse me? Where exactly did you get the information that they used their calendar for that purpose?

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