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9526151 No.9526151[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm so depressed jaypee.. I have no food, no money, and soon no shelter... but I still have all the luxuries that doesn't worth nothing for me right now, like 30 PlayStation 3 games or a lot of figures.

I suppose I'll have the courage to kill myself in my birthday.

>> No.9526163

Sell them and rent a cheap apartment. Why do I have to figure everything out for you?

>> No.9526159

Can I have your figs?

>> No.9526164

>>9526151
Don't worry OP, I'll join you in Gensokyo eventually.
I'll probably end up homeless sometime next year, so before that happens I'll open the portal and come party with you like it's 1993 again.

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>>9526151
Good luck in Gensokyo.
Dont worry. I am sure they have Internet in Gensokyo.
They have a cell phone tower remember.

>> No.9526191

Ill give you $10 for the figs

>> No.9526196

$11 for your figs. And I'm serious.

>> No.9526199

I raise to $15 final offer

>> No.9526209

I'll give you 5000$ for figs and a place to live because Im a nice guy.

>> No.9526206

OP I bet you're in so terrible shape that you can't dodge the bullets long enough to get to the shrine/human village. I suggest you start working out before you end yourself. Do it for your favourite touhou.

>> No.9526216

I'll give you $14, but to top >>9526199 I will also send you a handmade card (whose monetary value totals no more than $0.99, see reverse for details)

>> No.9526223

I spent $80 on cakes yesterday becuase I was giddy that I can simply ignore a $1000 hospital bill that got forced on me by stupid people.

It'll all be stale by tomorrow and I'll have to throw most of it out. It's really nice having more money than I know what to do with. Too bad the government won't let me just save it all up.

>> No.9526234

>>9526216
$15>$14.99

>> No.9526237

>>9526223
Launder it.

>> No.9526245

>>9526234
But the sentimental value is greater.

>> No.9526247

>>9526237
I did at first, but frankly I'm too lazy to actually stay on top of it.

>> No.9526256

>>9526245
Why does he need sentiment if he's dead?

>> No.9526268

>>9526256
Why does he need money?

You can say, "Oh he can buy a nicer funeral," but who cares it's not like he's going to pop out of the coffin and say, "Lovely service guys, I really appreciate it."
At least in his last moments he can cling onto that card with its little crayon drawing of Marisa and Alice with a macaroni heart in the middle, and he can honestly say, "Someone cared."

>> No.9526283

>>9526268
You're right.
Ok you just tell me what the shipping costs you and I'll pay you that much.

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