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CHINA STRONG

The Chinese Foreign Ministry's over the weekend condemned a U.S. State Department statement that said Washington was closely monitoring territorial disputes in the South China Sea, and that China's establishment of a military garrison for the area risks "further escalating tensions in the region".

The mosaic of rival territorial claims in the South China Sea has become Asia's worst potential military flashpoint.

Beijing has said its disputes with Vietnam, the Philippines and other southeast Asian claimants should be settled one-on-one, and it has bristled at U.S. backing for a multilateral approach to solving the overlapping claims.

"We are entirely entitled to shout at the United States, 'Shut up'. How can meddling by other countries be tolerated in matters that are within the scope of Chinese sovereignty?," said a commentary in the overseas edition of the People's Daily, an offshoot of the ruling Chinese Communist Party's top newspaper.

The main, domestic edition of the newspaper was equally harsh, and accused Washington of seeking to open up divisions between China and its Asian neighbours.

>> No.9525669

WHITE PIGGU GO HOME AND BE BACON MAN

>> No.9525716

If we hit the major population and economic/military centers in China (Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Hong Kong, Chengdu, etc.) with stealth nukes simultaneously, they would be completely at our mercy.

>> No.9525723

>>9525716
The rest of the world will hit you after that.

>> No.9525729

>>9525723
You think that anyone gives a fuck about a bunch of Chinese gooks?

>> No.9525733

>>9525716
Do we even have "stealth nukes"?

>> No.9525738

>>9525729
the rest of the world does

>> No.9525739

>>9525723
>implyign
We have the most nukes, anyone else want to fuck

>> No.9525742

>>9525729
the entire world economy would collapse

>> No.9525743

>>9525716

Way to fuck up the global economy, bro.

>> No.9525744

>>9525729
China is the biggest market / raw power. The rest of the world will immediately collaps without their products made in China.

>> No.9525745

>>9525723
Everyone hates the People's Republic of China. Their only "allies" are Russia, North Korea, and Pakistan. Pakistan has no delivery system worth a damn, North Korea is a fucking joke, and Russia doesn't even know where most of their nukes are, and the ones they do have are rusting relics.

>> No.9525749

>>9525744
>>9525742
>>9525743
We would recover, our economy flourished long before we traded with gooks.

>> No.9525753
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LSarhZpnMs

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>>9525745
>Russia doesn't even know where most of their nukes are, and the ones they do have are rusting relics.

That's what murrican rednecks actually believe in. God bless Murrica!

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>> No.9525763

>>9525749
>We would recover, our economy flourished long before we traded with gooks.
>sits on /jp/
>live in huge debt

Sure you will.

>> No.9525773

>>9525763
If we bombed China we wouldn't owe them money anymore.

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brb, recovering murrica

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>>9525773
You sure know how market does work, yeah.

>> No.9525778

>>9525749
But then you would actually have to go outside and work, think about it anon.

>> No.9525779

>>9525762
Doesn't take into account the fallout.

>> No.9525783

If we nuked China into non-existence we would no longer have to pay them back. This is a fact.

Plus it would decrease unemployment since we could no longer outsource to gooks in sweatshops. Sure, prices would rise, but people will simply have to deal with it.

>> No.9525786

America doesn't have the balls to go after anyone but underdeveloped sandniggers with WW2-era gear these days.

>> No.9525794

>>9525777
Epic image macro, gooklover.

>>>/a/

>> No.9525797

Nobody trades with US anymore.
Nobody loans US any money.
Mass starvation and anarchy.

Just as planned.

>> No.9525804

>>9525797
Everybody hates China. Nobody would care if the world had less gooks.

>> No.9525807

>>9525783
No resources to drive your economy

>> No.9525809

>>9525797

nah man we just nuke them as well and steal there stuff cause WE AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>> No.9525813

>>9525794
lol u go to reddit too?

>> No.9525816

>>9525804
>3.5 buttmad amerifats hate china because they can't get over the fact that gooks pretty much own their asses. the rest of the world doesn't care
ftfy

>> No.9525820

>>9525816
Look how furious this gooklover is.

>> No.9525825

>>9525820
bro ur ass is on fire, call the fire brigade quick

>> No.9525821
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>>9525783
>If we nuked China into non-existence we would no longer have to pay them back. This is a fact.
>Plus it would decrease unemployment since we could no longer outsource to gooks in sweatshops. Sure, prices would rise, but people will simply have to deal with it.

You sure know how banks work, typical murrican retard.
Without debt you'll have no money to live, no money for anything, no one will give you credits anymore because you have nothing and you can't pay. Murrica will simply collapse and millions will die starving and in blood bath against the biggest imbeciles in your government.
Soon murrica will be x20 times more isolated and smaller country than Japan IF Europe or some random arabs will not decide to nuke you because, surprise, there will be no NATO anymore since the only country who needs it to have influence in Europe collapsed / wiped millions with bombs.

Real murricans are as stupid as murricans in video games, I see.

>> No.9525828

>>9525821
We owe China money. If we nuked them we would no longer owe them money.

Do facts upset you?

>> No.9525837

>>9525828
Why do you think you owe them money?

Cause you write cheques your GDP can't cash.

Without China for easy credit, your country is FUCKED, fool.

>> No.9525835

>>9525821
I can literally feel the butthurt emanating from your post. What's wrong, yuropoor, did Americans rape your dad or something?

Nice delusional fantasies.

>> No.9525838

>>9525837
We would not owe them money if they did not exist.

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>>9525804
>Everybody hates China. Nobody would care if the world had less gooks.
>everybody hates China
>hates China

Sure thing, brah. Brainwashing propaganda is working well in Murrica.
I'd say that more people actually hate Murrica than China because of your arrogance and aggressive militaristic behavior with hypocritical "democracy".
Well, at least in Europe. I'm not even talking about radical Islam and shit like that.

>> No.9525843

>>9525837
And if they nuked you, they could pick the money you owe off your carcass.

>> No.9525851

>>9525841
>Yurope
>Muslim countries
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

>> No.9525847

>>9525838
Dis retard.

You owe them money cause you would be bankrupt without their cheap credit to pay your bills. That ain't gonna change whether you nuke em or not.

>> No.9525857

>>9525855
If China did not exist we would not owe them money.

Fact.

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>>9525835
>>9525828
Can't accept facts, the truth hurts, right?

>> No.9525861

>>9525857
No, but you would be bankrupt a day later which was the whole point of the debt in the first place.

>> No.9525862

>>9525841
Yuropoors hate the US because we are better than them in every way.

>> No.9525863

>>9525855
Well, it's hard for them to accept the fact.
I would have trouble with it too, if I had a cheeseburger for a brain.

>> No.9525868

>>9525807
China's only resource that they have in any good quantity is slave labor. Why do you think they're constantly seeking to expand their empire? They're just like Imperial Japan was 100 years ago, only dumber and uglier.

>> No.9525872

>>9525861
I'm glad we agree that we would not owe China money if we nuked them.

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>>9525863
>>9525841

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This fucking thread.

Amerifats are as dumb as I imagined / seen in media.
Don't tell me it's just a bunch of sperglords on /jp/

>> No.9525886

>>9525878
France is in Europe.

>> No.9525893

>>9525872
But you don't need nukes to achieve that.

All you need to do is to go to China and say you don't recognise your debts and will not be repaying a cent.

It will have the same effect on your economy.

>> No.9525894

>>9525886
It's not making fun of Europe it's making fun of Britain holding the worst olympics in the history of the world. We shouldn't have expected much from a European country, though.

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Europe is the biggest importer of America semen in the entire world.

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Germany would own all of Europe if it wasn't for America.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

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>>9525894
> Britain holding the worst olympics in the history of the world

Why? I don't watch it.

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>> No.9525933

>>9525911
US buttdevastated that China are handing them their ass in the medal tally.

>> No.9525949

>>9525911
The judges at the Olympics have been making stupid decisions and disqualifying people questionably and making very questionable choices. The judges who are put there by the governing body of the Olympics, so obviously it's good to blame Britain.

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>>9525933
It's pathetic watching yuropoors live vicariously through China.

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>>9525910
>Germany would own all of Europe if it wasn't for America.

Except Soviets were already in Berlin while murricans tried to capture the coast of Normandy (the only actual fight for Murrica in WWII against small German forces).

>> No.9525944

>>9525911
>Cheating
>Celebrating the destruction of their country at the hands of blacks and mudslimes

>> No.9525951

>>9525911
Half of the people in the opening ceremony were black, it was complete multicultural propaganda.

>> No.9525959

>>9525951
You don't even know what multiculturalism is if you think because there are black people it's multicultural. Just because someone is a different colour doesn't mean they have a different culture.

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>>9525940
>total 37
>10 copper medals

Quantity over quality, I see.

>> No.9525967

yuroopeons pls go

>> No.9525968

>>9525959
Less than 10% of Britains population is black yet half the people in the ceremony were black. Also the depiction of "the average British family" was a multiracial couple(white woman black man). It was complete propaganda.

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>>9525940
Seriously, posting a medal table from 5 days ago?

How rectal demolished can you get?

United States, best in BRONZE.

Ain't irony a bitch?

>> No.9525980

>>9525961
How many gold medals did your country win, yuropoor?

>>9525976
USA beating every European country, not surprising. Was this supposed to make you look good?

>> No.9525981

>White woman with black kid walks home
>Black daughter then goes in the subway with her friends to be a slut with a muslim

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>>9525951
>Half of the people in the opening ceremony were black, it was complete multicultural propaganda.

Oh, I see.
I've seen this google image before.

>> No.9525997

>>9525980
UK has a sixth of your population and more than half your medals.

Are you even trying?

Let's not even mention how 2/3 of your medals are in fucking swimming from the same 3 athletes.

>> No.9526002

Britain is a disgrace.
Worst host in the history of the game.
Lets list all the shit that happened under the HOST watch.
-a person killed by bus
-olympic flame goes out
-britbottle BOLT
>incompetence volunteer time keeper in semi-final making a girl cried for an hour
>disqualified 8girls that train their hardest to win a medal for unsportsmanship behaviour
-brits cheat and acted not in the spirit of the game to win gold OK!
-nip boxer got unfairly judge paid off the judge/host?
-disqualified algerian runner for pulling out of 1 of his race for unsportmanlike behavior (only brits can cheat in cycling)

The list goes on and on.

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>>9525997
Sorry I can't hear you over the 28 gold medals my country has one. Maybe we can talk when your country is relevant.

>> No.9526014

I want /b/ to leave

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>>9525997
Sorry I can't hear you over the 28 gold medals my country has won. Maybe we can talk when your country is relevant.

Sorry, my laughter led to a typo.

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>shut up

>> No.9526024

>>9526002
Watching them lose to korea in divegrass was hilarious

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>>9525980
>How many gold medals did your country win, yuropoor?

99, 50 gold medals.
Suck it, murrifat.

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how neurotypical can you get to care about the olympic games?

>> No.9526036

Don't you know it's illegal to be white in Britain?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/01/olympics-nazi-salute-basketball-match-fined

>> No.9526046

>>9526027
Soviet Union has only won 5 gold medals.

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

>> No.9526049

What the hell is up with this retarded “just nuke X fuck yeah”?
Am I on /b/?

>> No.9526055
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>>/sp/

Take your nationalist shit there and never come back to /jp/

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random please go

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>>9526046
Russia is not Soviets.
When Soviets existed, murrica didn't win once.

New Soviets = China, murrica is losing again. Pathetic losers.

>> No.9526064

>>9526049
>Am I on /b/?

Murricans are always the same, /b/ or /jp/, it doesn't matter.

>> No.9526065 [DELETED] 

What's the matter Amerifat? They didn't teach math at Niggerston Elementary?

>> No.9526066

Hey yuropoors, who just landed a rover on mars? Oh right, it was the United States of America.

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>> No.9526073
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>>9526064
I'm sure you would know.

>> No.9526074

>>9526058
What happened to the Soviet Union? Oh yeah, it fucking collapsed. What a mighty country.

Typical pathetic yuropoor bringing up ancient history in order to rationalize his utter failure.

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Please take your lolrandum shit and go back to your own boards.

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>>9526066
>Hey yuropoors, who just landed a rover on mars? Oh right, it was the United States of America.

You've never been on the Moon and a rover on Mars was probably recorded in Hollywood's basement too.

>> No.9526083

If America wouldn't pay back it's debt, the dollar would go into hyperinflation mode. No one would accept the USD anymore, anywhere on the world.

>> No.9526084

>>9526058
>America
>single handedly won world wars I and II
>invented nuke
>gave russia a headstart in the space race cause we felt bad
>first and only country to land on moon
>first and only country to land on mars twice

>> No.9526094

>>9526080
I see yuropoors are resorting to conspiracy theories because they can't deal with reality.

>> No.9526104

>>9526074
>What happened to the Soviet Union? Oh yeah, it fucking collapsed. What a mighty country.

Well, at least Soviets were the best at everything and Murrica was always number 2. Now China is not just number 1 in sports but you also live in debt thanks to Chinese banks.
I don't know how is it possible to humiliate yourselves stronger than that.

It only proves that Communism > Capitalism.

>> No.9526107

I wish there was a cooldown that would lock you into a board for a month if you posted on it. I wish nothing more than that.

>> No.9526113

>>9526104
Stop replying to him you moron.

>> No.9526116

>>9526104
The only thing communist countries are good at is doping. They are so pathetic they have to cheat to win.

How many times has China been caught roiding, again?

>> No.9526120
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Amerishits enjoy international football, even when they don't watch it at club level. Why? Because they have an extremely militaristic mindset and love to see countries pitted against each other. Think of a past sporting event - USA 1-1 England, Japan beating USA in the Women's world cup, and you will see amerishits reacting with military metaphors. They have basically nothing else in their history, you see, and they are raised in a society that is designed to breed willing drones.

For a long, long time, the USA has committed many illegal wars. It's done for several reasons, it unites the population and distracts them from things that actually damage them - such as class disparity. It convinces the working classes to send their sons as cannon fodder. It allows the politicians and their friends to embezzle enormous amounts of tax proceeds into defence and related industries. And it increases US influence around the world, bullying other regions into economic dependency.

The leaders of the USA have done a wonderful job in creating the most brainwashed nation in history. They have a population that preaches about freedom, about the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness and so on, whilst they strive to deny these things to people all over the world. They have done it for hundreds of years. They committed war crimes in the war against Mexico, war crimes in the Philippines and Japan, they created a puppet state called South Vietnam and dropped 7 million tons of explosives on innocent people (and still lost lol), they sell weapons to terrorists, war crimes in Cyprus, in Yugoslavia, in Iraq, in Cambodia, in Laos. They replace elected leaders with authoritarian dictators in South America and then preach about democracy and freedom the same day. And they actually have the temerity to think they're a force for good in this world. The USA is more evil than Nazi Germany.

>> No.9526123

>>9526064
As if it’s only Americans. They don’t have a monopoly on this.

Anyway:
>China's establishment of a military garrison for the area risks "further escalating tensions in the region".
This is true, it’s a problematic situation. A whole load of countries claim this area, China claims the most. Up to now the issue was being carefully handled because no government wants to escalate that into a war (just yet?).
>"We are entirely entitled to shout at the United States, 'Shut up'. How can meddling by other countries be tolerated in matters that are within the scope of Chinese sovereignty?
True in a sense. In their eyes the USA have no business there, like how they have no business meddling in South America and the Middle East but do it anyway.
>and accused Washington of seeking to open up divisions between China and its Asian neighbours.
China are doing this themselves already, but the US without a doubt have an interest in getting as many countries as possible in that region in their own sphere of influence and keep them away from China.

Please go hang out on >>>/sp/, >>>/b/, >>>/pol/ and >>>/int/ instead, go talk about how you should totally "nuke some country out of existence" there.

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>>9526094
>I see yuropoors are resorting to conspiracy theories because they can't deal with reality.

But you also bombed your own citizens on 9/11.

It's obvious for everyone on the Earth except, well, amerifats.

>> No.9526134

How many times has a European country landed on the moon?

Oh wait.

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CROSSBOARDSCUM ''PLEASE'' GO

>> No.9526144

>>9526123
You're replying to him, fueling the argument just because you can't just let him be retarded and then you redirect him to other boards. You are no better than him.

>> No.9526149

LISTS OF HEAVENLY BODIES AMERICA OWNS
1. Moon
2. Mars
You yuropoots are going to be mad jelly once we leave you behind on a polluted Earth and live in space.

>> No.9526153

>>9526134
>How many times has a European country landed on the moon?

Same as americans, 0. At least they're not trying to delude themselves by making movies about it.

>> No.9526172

>>9526153
So you think that the rover than landed on Mars is fake too? Europeans sure are delusional.

>> No.9526203

>>9526172
Do you have any legit proofs? No? Then it's fake.

>> No.9526211

>>9526203
b-b-but we got 256x256 pixel images
it's high res

>> No.9526225

>>9526211
Need more Chinese money for better camera.

>> No.9526226

>>9526149
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty
>The treaty explicitly forbids any government from claiming a celestial resource such as the Moon or a planet, claiming that they are the Common heritage of mankind.

>> No.9526238

>>9526211
and peanuts

>> No.9526233

>>9526226
Commie shit.

>> No.9526242

>>9526203
Yuropoors are so pathetic. I feel nothing but pity for you.

>> No.9526248

>>9526226
Who's gonna stop us?

>> No.9526254
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USA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH
WE OWN 3 PLANETS
WE HAVE ENOUGH NUKES TO WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE FACE OF THE EARTH
WE KILLED OSAMA BIN SANDNIGGER
WE ABSOLUTELY PIPE EVERYONE IN SPORTS THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING MATTER UNLIKE CHINKA WHO IS ONLY GOOD AT RETARD SPORTS LIKE FAGMITTEN
WE INVENTED GOOGLE
WE INVENTED FACEBOOK
WE INVENTED THE INTERNET
WE HAVE THE BEST UNIVERSITIES AND EDUCATION
WE ARE UNDEFEATED IN BACK TO BACK WORLD WARS
FUCK EUROFAGS WHO HATE AMERICA
FUCK CHINKS WHO THINK THEY OWN AMERICA JUST BECAUSE WE USE THEM TO MANUTFACTURE THE SHIT WE DON'T WANNA WE HAVE THEM BY THE BALLS IF WE BOYCOTTED CHINKA THEY WOULD BE BROKE
FUCK THE TERRORISTS WHO THINK THEY CAN SCARE AMERICA WITH THEIR FUCKING TOWELS AND WOMEN IN NINJA COSTUMES
FUCK CANADA
FUCK HIPSTERS
FUCK CHINKA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.9526267

>>9526254
The Moon is not a planet.

>> No.9526274

>>9526254
You also don't own the Earth.

>> No.9526280

>>9526274

We... kinda do.

>> No.9526282

>>9526254
it's funny because americans really believe this

>> No.9526289

>>9526267
>>9526274
>>9526282
>Beagle 2 was an unsuccessful British landing spacecraft that formed part of the European Space Agency's 2003 Mars Express mission. All contact with it was lost upon its separation from the Mars Express six days before its scheduled entry into the atmosphere.

PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>WE HAVE THE BEST UNIVERSITIES AND EDUCATION

Yeah, I see.

>> No.9526301

>>9526294
We beat every other white country if you take niggers and mexicans out of the equation.

Stay asshurt yurotrash.

>> No.9526304

>>9526254

Landing a robot and not a human is like throwing a soda can on the front lawn of an abandoned house and claiming it's yours for when the time is right to inhabit it.

>> No.9526309

>>9526304
We're the first ones to do it, just like we were the first to land on the moon.

Feels good being the world leader and the greatest superpower that has ever existed.

>> No.9526311

>>9526301
>america would be the best country if you took out the americans
i'm quoting your mom

>> No.9526322

>>9525762

nuclear winter

>> No.9526316

>>9526282

Half those things are true, like internet, google, facebook, killing osama. and WWI and WWII. Also, it's the rest of the world that's dumb for thinking we believe we own the world because they heard it on Fox News. Stupidity goes both ways, and everything said about the US can apply to other countries who are equally, if not more self-important. It's universal ultra patriotism.

Oh shit, i'm sorry for injecting logic in this conversation.

>> No.9526324

>>9526301
>murrica
>white

Nice joke, you want to count these 3.5 " yurotrash" tourists and ancestors?

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>>9526309
and russia was the first in space
russia: 1
murrika: 0

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Are you ready for Great Depression ~2020?

>> No.9526354

>>9526334

You mean soviets, and after the USSR collapse, Russia has been piggy backing off former soviet satellites and since done nothing.

I actually find it depressing that the US is the only country that cares about advancing mankind, and every other country wants to stay in it's little box and not have it be shaken.

>> No.9526347

>>9526334
Implying the "no god up here" quote was real and not grossly taken out of context.

>> No.9526351

The rest of the world being ignorant again

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American jipsys after their houses were sold / burned

>> No.9526376

>>9526354
> advancing.
Starting conflicts because of douche bags is in fact moving the other way.

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>>9526354
>I actually find it depressing that the US is the only country that cares about advancing mankind

Like making Iphones in China?

>> No.9526409

>>9526354
>I actually find it depressing that the US is the only country that cares about advancing mankind
>advancing mankind
>can't even get people in space on their own.
NASA has been literally strangled by budget cuts, they are currently forced to suck Russian dicks just to get into space. And Russians themselves are a joke of a formed self.
Curiosity landing is flashy, but it's not particularly important, considering the previous landings and it doesn't really change the current (shitty) situation with space programs.

Space exploration is practically dead.

>> No.9526415

>>9525729
Hitler also thought no-one would give a damn about the polish.

>> No.9526421

>>9526376

I meant space exploration. But then the greatest recent scientific advance belongs to CERN. Landing Curiousity is a step towards progressing the human race by moving off world.

You imply that every American wants to start wars. And it's pretty damn hilarious that all the wars which are blamed on Americans are always preceded by the largest anti-war protests in human history (in that time) by American people. But we are forced into waging them by those in power. And this is the fault of Americans who want to take it easy just as much as any other country.

But no, you watch Fox News and assume every American is like that, and you call us dumb.

>> No.9526426

>>9526409

Yes, budget cuts by the government who want to push that spending towards the MILITARY

You think we like that, retard?

>> No.9526429

Feels good being American.

I would kill myself if I was born in some inferior yuropoor country.

>> No.9526444

>>9526426
I don't give a shit about "you".

I'm generally depressed about the whole space situation currently.
We need a new cold war.

>> No.9526449

>>9526415
Nobody really cared about Polish though. WW2 wasn't fought for them or anything. They ended up with soviet dicks in their mouth and nobody gave a fuck.

>> No.9526477

Thought I was on /int/ for a moment, but even /int/ doesn't get this retarded.

>> No.9526511

>>9526421
If there is so much opposition to these wars why does the army fight them instead of toppling their shitty curropt government?

>> No.9526561

>>9526511

American soldiers are bribed, shamed and raged into fighting wars. Just like how 9/11 was used as an excuse for war, level headed people were otherwise thrown into this lie that we were going to be annihilated if we did not defend ourselves. And protesters were portrayed by Fox News to be traitors and terrorists themselves, and often attacked, beaten or fired from their jobs for not being patriots, due to 9/11

>> No.9526598

>>9526511
they get court martialed and thrown into prison without a proper trial, they don't like fighting war, but deaths are so few that it is more attractive to fight with lasers and drones then be locked up

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