/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Going to look for another job today. I feel good. Hopefully Cumberland Farms will hire me since I have some fast food experience.

-resume [✔]
-bus and lunch fare [✔]
-clean shaven [✔]
-my lucky milky holmes shirt on [✔]
-iPhone 4 to browse /jp/ and Formspring on the bus [✔]
-backpack full of cotton candy and onigiri i made last night[✔]

Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.]

Good luck, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to wear your diaper! This is important-you don't want to have an accident during your interview!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9517270
>>9517265
>>9517254
Good Luck but dont forget to read this before you interview thx
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[Anonymous No.]

Get rid of the shirt and backpack you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9517287
How can he go to an interview without his lucky shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

[Sageru !!urJEZqUHd8g No.]

>>9517254
Did you forget to put the spaghetti in your pockets? For shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9517270
OP, this is a good idea. They're real comfy and you don't have to worry about people knowing.