/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[noko No.]

Why you try so hard? You will never be Japanese. You are a joke to them. Why you even bother. No, you are not going to have a Japanese girlfriend. No you wont have a normal life in Japan.

Are you so autistic that you cant realize that Japanese are pretending to like you because that's their culture. They don't care about you, they see you as a problem, as an annoyance.

Its like the typical dysfunctional relationship of a beta man with a neurotic bitch. You just like to be abused. You like to pretend everything is going fine but you just live in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the Japanese Damashi blazing inside of me and the Japanese people respect that. I will one day be a full blooded member of their race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9516808
Please scroll down to read
Hey you yes you! Listen to me I have a tale of what happened to /jp/! Yes, that /jp/
There once was a story of a poster who was a respected member of his anonymous community. He was diligent at keeping the peace with his fellow
Anons. Suddenly, one day he couldn't handle the influx of off topic posting. This off topic drove anon mad! He then decided to use his quick wit and irony he made defamatory remarks and wud tell ppl 2 suk dik rofl thn he shitposted so hard nerds flt it in their colons xDdd he ended da day makin an epic new memes

[Anonymous No.]

pity reply
no one wants to be japanese here. We just happen to have hobbies that are related to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

n my dck so harr.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks asshole i'm crying irl now

[Anonymous No.]

OP is literally a weeaboo assclown

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9516808

You will never crush my Japanese spirit! I like sushi and want Japanese wife so I can get a spouse visa! I'm also going to be the greatest mangaka ever!1!!

[Anonymous No.]

I talked to someone 2 days about about their trip to Japan and he said it's fun to visit, but the way their jobs are they have no time to themselves and it isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop, OP. My self esteem is low enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9516844


Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat <bleep> watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

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>>9516848

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!! she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, should I try and become American instead? I really admire Obama and his quest for world peace (did you know he even won a prize for that), and I anticipate the day he'll introduce free universal healthcare for every citizen of the USA. Some might even say I'm a Obama-holic, but I would love any other president as long as they had his same worldview.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to be japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9516856
u do nerd rofl

[Anonymous No.]

I am NIHONJI man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for NIJON man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

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>>9516856

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>>9516859