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Which Touhou has the qualifications to become both an analyst and a therapist?

>> No.9515042
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9515042

Koishi, since she can read people's subconscious, she could easily understand why the person is suffering. Satori could work well together with her too, but only if people didn't know about her power. Or else they would fear her.

>> No.9515051

>>9515042
But Koishi doesn't give enough of a fuck to actually help.

>> No.9515060

>>9515042
Why would they fear her?

>> No.9515066

>>9515051
Good point. Koishi lives her life by doing nothing everyday. So the only one that would work well is Satori.

>> No.9515082

>>9515060
Satori can read minds. If I, or probably anyone here, actually met the touhous, Satori would become the hated one.

>> No.9515083
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>>9515060
I would never feel confortable knowing that someone is reading my thoughts. In a hypothetical situation, Satori would be a psychologist that wouldn't tell people that she IS reading her pacient's mind. She would indirectly ask questions to her patient, to see if she can make him/her admit about a specific problem that he/she's having.

>> No.9515099

>>9515082
>>9515083
Oh right, most people wouldn't like having their minds read. Wimps.

>If I, or probably anyone here, actually met the touhous, Satori would become the hated one.
You don't know /jp/ very well.

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>>9515099
Well, Satori is my favorite touhou, so I wouldn't mind letting her hear my thoughts. I would be friend her, surely, since she's so lonely like so many of us. So yeah, in a sense, I think that most /jp/ers would be able to sympathize with her.

>> No.9515110

>>9515099
I sincerely doubt that the majority of /jp/ is as pathetic and self-loathing as you to not despise one who would read their mind.

>> No.9515139

>>9515083
I think it might be fun having someone read my thoughts. If I can be this entertained by my own thoughts them maybe the reader would be just as entertained my them.

Who knows, she might even be able to tell me some fun things that even I didn't know I was thinking.

>> No.9515159

>>9515110
Not everyone is as insecure about some aspects of themselves as you.

>> No.9515172

>>9515159
My thoughts are not the place for others to dwell, no matter what you say of it; nor, for that matter, should yours.

>> No.9515210
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>>9515172
Afraid that she'll see your lewd thoughts? Tee hee

>> No.9515214

>>9515210
I am not so base a creature as to be ruled by my sexuality.

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>>9515210
Says the girl whose not wearing underwear.

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>>9515228
Huh...? HUH!?

KOISHIIIIII~!!!

>> No.9515308

>>9515287
Please don't start that shit.

>> No.9515315

Analyst sound lewb

>> No.9515327

>>9515308
You're the one that started responding to posts like you were talking to Satori, buddy.

>> No.9515329

>>9515315
Shut up before I analyze you.

>> No.9515376

>>9515327
I was referring to the picture.

>> No.9515474

>>9515376
...ok?

>> No.9515500

>>9515376
It's still roleplaying.
Stop it.
All of you

>> No.9515824

yukkuri

>> No.9515849
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I want Satori as my psychologist.

>> No.9516937
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There are certain things that can't be expressed with words. Satori would be able to understand them.

>> No.9516956
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I'd be too afraid she would read everything I'm thinking. I would think it would be very unsettling to have someone invade the one private place you have.

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>>9516956
Satori only reads surface thoughts. She's not going to plumb your darkest depths.

>> No.9516984

>>9516970
That's still really unsettling. Sometimes it's good to keep a secret.

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>>9516984
Then don't think about it!

>> No.9517836

"You" is a pattern of thoughts. "You" are a constant process of your brain cells talking to each other.
If Satori reads all this, and therefore takes these patterns and processes into her own brain, will Satori turn into you?

>> No.9517850

>>9516984

play Pazaak.

>> No.9517852

>>9516970
Will she go deeper if I ask her to?

>> No.9517847

>>9517836

From a set theory standpoint, no. 'Satori' would be a set Satori with subset 'you'; however, with an inhuman amount of cognitive processing and information about your psychological responses, she could theoretically emulate your 'you' and predict your actions without further contact with you.

>> No.9517864

>>9517852
I apologize, Anonymous. I just read that out of context.

>> No.9517869

>>9517864
It's still pretty lewd regardless

>> No.9517902
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>>9515172
You're pathetic. I'm ruled by my lewd desires, and I admit openly to such, but I would not give a single fuck about her reading my mind. No matter your persuasion, if you cannot be at peace with your inner machinations, you are not one to be criticizing others.

Not that I would ultimately end up caring for her, but Satori deserves friends. However, it is people like you that have forced her into her current circumstances. If you have something in your mind that you cannot share, then you are better off killing yourself.

>> No.9517894

>>9517864
Yeah, I did too immediately after posting it.

>> No.9517914

I fear nothing of my own mind, but it is not a place another is allowed to dwell.

>> No.9517915

I wouldn't mind some more company inside me. Definitely would like to tidy up first though.

>> No.9517925

>>9517914
And why not? If there is nothing in there for her to dwell on, why would she?

My ultimate goal, when ending up in Gensokyo, is to make my way to their household and work in hell until I earn their trust. It seems like I'm the only one on /jp/ who could tolerate two lolis fucking around in my head indefinitely.

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[panda]

Not a very good analyst, but would be a decent enough therapist.

>> No.9518078

>>9517902
>No matter your persuasion, if you cannot be at peace with your inner machinations, you are not one to be criticizing others.
Why not? I'm sure there are murderers and rapists out there who are very pleased with themselves, and I'm not about to think well of them because I don't like this or that about myself.

>> No.9518084

>>9518078
You are in no position to criticize unless you yourself are not afraid of being picked apart.

>> No.9518098

>>9518084
I'm not perfectly comfortable with people looking into my head, but I'm fine with receiving criticism as well as dispensing it.

>> No.9518109

>>9518098
And why not? Are you ashamed of what you think? Is there something so horrible in there that you would be ruined eternally if it ever got out? Either way, suicide is the best option out.

>> No.9518125

>>9518109
Sometimes. Well, I wouldn't be ruined, but I would probably be in prison.

>Either way, suicide is the best option out.
That simply doesn't follow from anything you've said.

>> No.9518133

>>9518125
I'm saying a life where you constantly live under the fear of a wicked secret getting out is a life not worth living.

>> No.9518143

>>9518133
I do not live in constant terror, I would just prefer it if it were not the case. If I hear about any other lives that might not be worth living I'll seek your expert advice in the future, though.

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