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Of all the touhous, which is the owner of the biggest carpet?
That is, if you understand my real thoughts!

>> No.9512992

What are Sanae's top 10 desires?

>> No.9513015
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9513015

Obviously the one with the biggest mansion.

>> No.9513053

Probably Remilia or Satori since they have the biggest houses.

>> No.9513063

But most 2hus haven't hit puberty

>> No.9513097

>>9513015
Look at Sakuya down there with her eyes closed trying to keep a smile. She probably died a little inside knowing she is going to have to clean their shit later.

>> No.9513123

>>9512992
1. You listed ass twice.
2. You listed ass twice.
3. You listed ass twice.
4. You listed ass twice.
5. You listed ass twice.
6. You listed ass twice.
7. You listed ass twice.
8. You listed ass twice.
9. You listed ass twice.
10. You listed ass twice.

>> No.9513129

>>9513123
You listed ass twice.

>> No.9513134

>>9513123
That's almost 20 asses, all in all.

>> No.9513219

>>9513123
>>9513129
>>9513134
OVER 20 TIMES OF LISTED AND ASS

>> No.9513227

>>9513219
It's okay, this meager amount doesn't even qualify as ass listing to Sanae.

>> No.9513234

Seven asses.

>> No.9513256

>>9513097
But touhous don't poop!

>> No.9513286

Sanae really likes it in the ass.

>> No.9514972

>>9513286
You talk from experience?

>> No.9514978

>>9514972
I wish I was Sanae.

>> No.9515035

>>9514978
When will you find the time to poop with all the dickings you will be receiving?

>> No.9515040

>>9515035
Magical girls dont poop!

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>>9515040
Yes, they do!

>> No.9515852

Ran.

>> No.9515907

>>9515089
her shoes are going to get dirty

>> No.9515921

>>9515907

shoes are always dirty

>> No.9515947

Guys I'm not sure OP is being forward with us, is he really talking about floor carpets?

>> No.9515955

>>9515947
What other kinds of carpets are there?

>> No.9516002

>>9515955
There are pretty carpets you put on your wall as decoration.
But that's something people in the middle east do mainly so I don't think any touhou has one of these

>> No.9516014

I want to use Kanako's carpet as a makeshift mustache when I'm pleasuring her.

>> No.9516019

>>9516002
Maybe he means magick carpets? After all, you look at his original pic and think: Aha! A magick carpet!

Which Touhous have magick carpets?

>> No.9518653

>>9516019
OH!I get it!
Parsee has the design of a persian princess right?
And persia is famous for their carpets right?

>> No.9518722

>>9518653
I think he meant vagina hair but I'm probably wrong ;_;

>> No.9518724

>>9518722
Vagina hair?Who the hell cares about such things?
And why would you call that a carpet?
What a silly idea

>> No.9519010

>>9518722
IF that was what he meant, which touhou?

>> No.9519031

>>9519010
Stupid Anonymous. Magical girls neither poop nor do they have pubic hair.

>> No.9519046

>>9519031
We went through this already:
>>9515089

>> No.9519053

>>9519031
Magical girls poop out massive hard logs thick as their thighs. I've seen the pictures, you can't fool me.

>> No.9519080
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9519080

hairy hairy touhou

>> No.9519089

>>9519046
And I call this image a shop.

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>>9519053
That post really needed spoilers for "mature" and "offensive to everyone" content.

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9519160

Just look at that carpet.

>> No.9519169

>>9519160
I can't see

>> No.9519181

>>9519160
I don't see it.
Is it under all that water?

>> No.9519187

>>9519160
delicious

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>>9519160
Superior carpet.

>> No.9519260

>>9519220
I can`t believe it
is ``carpet" what I'm thinking it is?

>> No.9519300

>>9519260
How old are you?

>> No.9519301

>>9519260
Carpet is a slang word for spoiler. The extra surface which you use to cover what you do not wish to be seen.
That said, some carpets have artistic value in and of themselves, but it is not their primary purpose to be pretty.

>> No.9519310

>>9519300
>he doesn't know an Englsih slang word
>HOHOHOHO HE MUST BE A KID

>> No.9519316

>>9513234
Poppy bros

>> No.9519336

>>9519310
Who can be expected to know every slang word from every country and every decade?

>> No.9519350

>>9519336
It's English and it makes sense if you take your time to think about it. Also there's this saying that goes "does the carpet match the drapes?"

>> No.9519418

>>9519350
That's rediculous you'd never match the carpet with the drapes, they should be adjacent colors.

>> No.9519451

>>9519418
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFjePdOpK8

>> No.9519896

>>9519418
Remember where you are. These people probably have their entire room set to a single RGB value.

>> No.9520196

>>9519896
Mine's set to RYB.

>> No.9520338

>>9520196
I don't think my monitor would support that.

>> No.9520393

>>9519451
I always cringe so much when 3D girls try to act all cute and innocent. Specially someone with that woman's age and clearly someone who knows how to take advantage of her figure to climb the ladder on a medium filled with deprived nerds.

>> No.9522407

I would assume most 2whos have hairy carpets. They don't have real world things like razors, right?

>> No.9522447

>>9522407
They have knives

>> No.9522573

Yeah d00d, that's why the romans all had beards.

>> No.9522619 [DELETED] 

>>9522447
True enough

>> No.9522690

>>9522447
True enough, but shaving with a knife is extremely hard and it hurts *and* it doesn't get everything.

>> No.9522716

"Biggest carpet"... Could you possibly be referring to the flatest chest? Carpets are pretty freakin flat yo. If this is the case, it's an obvious tie.

>> No.9522747

>>9519160
>>9519220
More artists should draw such lovely carpets. But it is not to be.

>> No.9522789

Reimu, I guess.

>> No.9524520

>>9522407
>>9522447
They also have wax.

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