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Autism confirmed

How do you spend your bux?

>> No.9512282

Prostitution

>> No.9512285

Brap brap mate, innit.

>> No.9512289

You know it's possible to scan barcodes through images right? I could track you down and kill you if I wanted to.

>> No.9512292

Buy erotic hypnosis mp3's, spend the rest of your days enslaved to some voice coming out of your computer.

>> No.9512296
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9512296

omedito gozaimasu. prepare for your weeaboo hikkimori powers to increase 100 fold

>> No.9512298

>>9512289
As long as you let me suck your cock first.
I can't die without living out the /jp/ dream

>> No.9512299

>>9512289
We have a badass over here. Reminds me of 2008. We used to have a lot more badasses like you over here.

>> No.9512311
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9512311

that chair when you will never be granted autismbuckz

>> No.9512315
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9512315

Is it possible to get autism money without having to talk to anybody face to face or over the telephone?

I don't think I can handle that.

>> No.9512323

>>9512315
I doubt you can fill in an online questionnaire. I'd like that too though.

>> No.9512326

Oh by the way, I put the crappy patchy in the picture so you know that I am, in fact, an otaku.

>> No.9512328

>>9512299
>We have a badass over here.

Fuck off back to reddit, subhuman.

>> No.9512329

That is a pathetically low amount of cash. In Sweden, you can get up to $2,500 a month for being autistic!

>> No.9512330

>>9512315
No, you need to see a psychiatrist and be diagnosed, and fill out lots of paperwork.

>> No.9512336

>>9512289
Thanks for the info.

>> No.9512338

>>9512315
I always find posts like this humorous because people like you seem like the ones that need it the most. Honestly being able to actually go through everything and get qualified in the first place seems like it would prove that you don't need the money.

>> No.9512344

>>9512338

"Hey Huntingtons Disease Sam, you don't actually need that money because you were capable of going through the process to get it yourself."

>> No.9512349

>>9512344
I meant to actually tie that post exclusively to social disorders, but apparently I messed that up.

>> No.9512350

>>9512315
Get your mum to deal with it.
She can say you're too autistic to deal with them yourself.

>> No.9512362

Not spending it on shit-quality figurines.

>> No.9512384

Autism is like facebook. Too mainstream. I'm going to pick a more unique and original illness as soon as they find one.

>> No.9512407

Fuck I wish I had £71
That's like $250 American

>> No.9512405

£71 a week? Is that supposed to be a livable amount of money.

>> No.9512410

>>9512276

How would you survive with only ~300 a month unless you still live with your parents?

>> No.9512415
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9512415

That's bullshit, why don't I get that much? ( ._.)

>> No.9512424

>That feel when I get no money from gubernment and need to work 40 hours a week

Fucking autists, stop stealing my taxes

>> No.9512431

>>9512424
>Profiting from other people hard work is a mark of intelligent.

I'm quoting this guy. >>9512008

>> No.9512434

>>9512405
The other half of the letter states other benefits I may be eligible for, such as housing benefit and stuff.
But I don't need to apply for those because I live with my mum.
Yeap, living the dream!

>> No.9512445

€194 a week here. I give €30 to my parents. So far Ive spent it on a new pc build, a trip to Japan, a tv, and a whole lot of other random crap.

>> No.9512451

I should seriously do this. Working with people is making me terribly depressed.

>> No.9512454

>>9512445
Wait a minute.
Can someone on autism bux actually buy a flight ticket and take trip outside of their country to Japan?
Wont the people that give you your paycheck realize you going out of the country?

>> No.9512456

>>9512415

If you're above a certain age (I believe it's 25?) you get paid more.

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9512469

Also Britfag here. What magic did you perform, OP? Tell me your secrets.

>> No.9512474

>>9512454

No. My money is handed to me in cash every thursday at the post office. Alls I have to do is show up and show them my social welfare card. After that Im free to do whatever the fuck I want with it.
The best part about it is that Im actually receiving this money legitimately, no lies, no fraud, no pretending.

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9512477

I don't want to go to my assessment appointments, /jp/. Should I just skip them?

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>>9512456
I see, I see.

Sucks to be young, I suppose.

My social worker thinks I might be eligible for DLA, and I have this autism thing to go to. Hopefully things will get better.

Do you know if the up to ~£100 "main phase" rate is fixed, or does that depend on age too? The Directgov website isn't very clear:
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/BenefitsTaxCreditsAndOtherSupport/Illorinjured/DG_17
1896

>> No.9512487

>>9512474
Sounds like a hassle, money just appears in my bank account every week.

>> No.9512494

Boy I'd love to do this, but I think in the end I'd feel too much guilt and disappointment over being such a fuck up (or even more than I am now at least).

>> No.9512489

>>9512477
They'll cut your money if you don't.
Unless you claim to have agoraphobia and ask for a home assessment.
They'll either send someone round, or say "screw it, just give the autistic bastard his money"

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9512490

Someone quick, give me your autism I want some money.

>> No.9512501

>>9512494
Why?

I'm not saying HURR DURR FUCK MORALS BECOME A LEECH, but if you think you are entitled to it, why not apply?

>> No.9512499

I get €188 a week. You should complain that your country is discriminating against autistics.

>> No.9512504

>>9512330


How can I fool the experts into thinking I'm autistic?

>> No.9512510

>>9512501
Why would you use the term 'hurr durr'? It only serves to make you look silly. Morality is an arbitrary word game anyway, no matter how edgy you want to call people.

>> No.9512505

>2012
>leeching money

>> No.9512506

>>9512490
Why did you change nick, korean pony.

Or are you someone else being sore.

>> No.9512509

>>9512501
I'm not entitled to it. I'm a bit off from being 'legally autistic'. I don't know enough about it to hold a strong opinion, but I feel as though it shouldn't be a government funded disability.

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>>9512504
If you are on /jp/ there's a good chance there is something wrong with you anyway.

>> No.9512516

>>9512504
Show them how you spend your free time.

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>>9512506
The mods were so sore they didn't want to see my name anymore.

>> No.9512522

>>9512509
If your parents paid their taxes you do have some entitlement and what's with the spoilers, dude?

>> No.9512523

>>9512504
Don't
Just hang around /jp/ long enough.
Eventually the autism rubs off on you, and you can apply legit.

>> No.9512524

>>9512504
It is not that hard to act as an autistic.
Dont talk much.
Dont have friends.
Cant concentrate.
Act anal over the smallest of details.
During the interview keep trying to repeat and play over the smallest of thing. ie pen or pencils.

>> No.9512538

>>9512524
Neat, I already do that shit except the anal about small details thing!

>> No.9512539
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9512539

My mom just sold a bunch of my games so she could buy groceries..

I wish I got autism money.

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9512528

My mom just sold a bunch of my games so she could by groceries..

I wish I got autism money.

>> No.9512530

>>9512504
Don't. It must be easy to fake: just pretend you're Spock and do some sort of repetitive gestures while you're idle. I think a professional would see through it, though. And if you're British, you will undergo the DISCO diagnosis, which means your parents or siblings will have to come in and lie for you.

Overall, it's better to just receive benefits for an illness you actually have. And you're on /jp/, so that means you are mentally ill.

>> No.9512531

I wish I wasn't living in this german shithole.

You can get unemployment money here but it's even worse than working: You're forced to attend some kind of "job training" every few months. It lasts months and you have to stay there 7+ hours daily together with the worst kinds of humans imaginable.

Time for suicide I guess.

>> No.9512545

>>9512474

>The best part about it is that Im actually receiving this money legitimately, no lies, no fraud, no pretending.

Except for the part where you're pretending to have a disability to get SSI checks.

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>>9512489
I called my worker and asked for a reschedule. I just postponed it a week though, I should have postponed it for a month or something, I'm such a fucking idiot.

>> No.9512550

>>9512524
>Dont talk much.
>Dont have friends.
>Cant concentrate.
>Act anal over the smallest of details.
Wow, maybe I do have autism, although I have improved a little since I was a kid.

>> No.9512555

>OH HAI GUISE DO I HAVE AUTISM YET??? :DDDD

>> No.9512556

>>9512539
What are you doing here, bully? Didn't you hear /jp/ is a no bully zone?

>> No.9512557

>>9512510
I'm not confident enough to make points without adding some ironic catchphrase. I felt that's the sort of opinion this guy was trying to avoid.

>>9512509
Well, what do you have? Depression? Anxiety? If you are a NEET, there is a reason for it. Or even if you're not a NEET, but want to be. I suppose there's always just laziness or greed, but if you don't like being outside and talking to people, there's a whole spectrum of disorders right there.

>> No.9512558

>>9512550
It's more complex than a list of symptoms, don't take medical advice from /jp/.

>> No.9512559

Is it easier to get on SSI if I have schizophrenia or autism?

I can probably easily trigger my most likely latent schizophrenia with enough hallucinogens, but I don't know if I'm a good enough actor to pull off autism.

>> No.9512561

>>9512556

Don't bully mediatorsan

>> No.9512562

I wish I could get government cash, but I'm too afraid to leave my room. I'm quite jealous of all of you.

>> No.9512566

>>9512545

Im not pretending. I got diagnosed as a kid, and then diagnosed with more shit as a teen. Dont make me post my psych report in here! if I could find it . Anyway, being diagnosed was probably for the best as my life has greatly improved, Im not as depressed as I used to be, my meds help me concentrate, and Im no longer a fat fucking retard.......mostly.

>> No.9512567

Does anyone know if you can get autism bux in Australia? I think my teacher said we don't classify it as a disorder anymore.

>> No.9512569

>>9512557
I have depression and mild anxiety. I'm sort of living as a NEET right now, though I'm just out of high school and simply haven't applied for any college, nor have much of a drive to.

>> No.9512570

>>9512550
>>9512538
It is pretty funny.
I dont know how medical people diagnose them.
Sure those are all trait of autism but real autism is kind of different.
One of my cousin really does have autism, in addition of all of those above there is no way he can function in a normal society. He goes batshit insane and just suddenly shout in the public for no fucking reason. He also wrecks shit for no apparent reason.

All of us here are just pretending to be one and the medical people just lap it up.

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>>9512562
This, I'm too afraid to leave the house or even answer a phone call. Much less call them or whatever and have them try to diagnose me.

>> No.9512575

>>9512559
Yes. You don't even need to be a schizo, just be at risk of it. If you've had psychosis or anything related you could easily get the money.

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>>9512539
You want to make some extra money?
Get on your knees and go to work.

>> No.9512579

>>9512566

Being "diagnosed" with a bunch of things that aren't disabilities, and then claiming they are real disabilities which are no different then something like late-stage cancer that prevent you from working, is pretending, and lying, and your not entitled to that money you stupid fuck.

I respect people who just admit they're leeching money, then people like you who actually believe they have a legitimate handicap when they don't.

>> No.9512580

>>9512558
This. Seriously, it's tempting to look at the broad strokes of autism and decide it fits you to a T. We're all shy and socially awkward. But to a professional diagnostician, there's a lot more to it than a list of symptoms you read on Wikipedia, or even a list of criteria from the DSM. By all means go for a diagnosis, though, because diagnoses are for checking these things. It's possible you might have a similar but unrelated disorder, like schizoid personality disorder or social anxiety disorder. Consider all your options.

>> No.9512588

>>9512579

I know you're trying to troll btw.
Also, its not like I asked for the money. I just got a letter in the mail one day notifying me that Im not receiving it.

The end.

>> No.9512585

>>9512567
http://www.autismspectrum.org.au/index.php?mn=2-2-4-4&option=com_chronocontact&Itemid=548&am
p;Itemid=548
>The cost for a diagnostic assessment is $975

lol

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>>9512556
Please stop it.. I get really upset when people say these things about me.

>> No.9512587

You guys suck. I get 2500 dollars a month for my bux.

>> No.9512590

The fuck? I didn't make that much when I had a job.

>> No.9512592

>>9512580

>But to a professional pseudo-scientist, there's a lot more to it than a list of symptoms you read on Wikipedia, or even a list of criteria from the DSM. Much more then that, it's called there arbitrary opinion.

FTFY

>> No.9512593

>>9512587

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu6ok5ykyuQ

Now I understand why people like these get pissed off.

>> No.9512596

>>9512588

I'm not "trying to troll".

Are you really so delusional that you think anyone who disagrees that your bullshit "diseases" aren't actually disabilities, is simply "trolling"?

It's not a fucking disability.

>> No.9512597

>>9512580
Most people here probably have some disorder, but shit like schizoid doesn't qualify you for any autism bux because you can probably work just fine. There's not really much point in going for a bunch of tests and talking to social workers when they'll just slap a worthless label on you.

>> No.9512598

>>9512587
I live in Canada btw

>> No.9512603

>>9512570
Correct.
I never once used the word Autism when applying for benefits, because I know what real autism is and I don't have it.
I have social-phobia,anxiety, depression etc

But on /jp/ it's just used a broad term for mentally fucked in one way or another.

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>>9512577
This is me.
I can't even answer the phone without having a panic attack. I drop major spaghetti on the telephone and just kept repeating myself "Sorry... ?". I don't know why, I just can't seem to understand people on the phone.
In person I'm even worse, I just stand there grinning like an idiot and laugh at everything people say - It's really faked laughter too.

>> No.9512609

>>9512596

Because you know me and what I was diagnosed with, right? You know my history, and what problems Ive had? Clearly you do.

>> No.9512610

>>9512592
Go back to whereever your home board is. You don't know anything about psychiatry and psychology. You don't know any of these however, you might as well go with the scientologist's psychiatry is evil.

>> No.9512612

>>9512597
Man, can't I just be stupid without having it be some sort of disorder?

>> No.9512620

>>9512610
Psychology isn't a science.

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>>9512586
I'd bully your anus so rough your ass would howl.
Seriously, I'd brutalise you so badly you wouldn't shit for a month.

>> No.9512625

>>9512579
>>9512596
Look up the medical definition for "disability".

I have met someone who was in a car accident and has to use a wheelchair for the rest of his life. That never really bothered him, and he adjusted pretty fast. He was also very depressed and had panic attacks at school and later work. That was a much bigger issue to him than simply having to wheel himself around instead of walking.

>> No.9512632

>>9512610

I know more about psychiatry and psychology than you. It's really like your first time coming in contact with someone who wasn't indoctrinated into believing psychiatrist's nonsense. Do you really equate everyone who is against psychiatry with scientologist's?


>>9512609

I know that you don't have a fucking legitimate disability that prevents you from working.

Seriously, you actually believe your "mental illness" is a real medical disability that physical prevents you from working? You think your mental issues are on par with real disabilities like multiple sclerosis?

>> No.9512627

>>9512620
Nobody said it was.

>> No.9512629

>>9512593
Hey this is pretty cool.
How do I be a refugee in USA?
What do I have to do?
Asian here.

>> No.9512630
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9512630

I was born with a job. To be an unstable freak menace to society. I get paid to stay away from normal functional people.

>> No.9512634

It's pathetic how many people base their whole personality around their "mental disabilities". It used to be a taboo, but now everyone wants to claim they have something wrong with them to be unique and edgy.

You're all such special snowflaks.

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9512639

Does Uncle's guide still apply or are there new updated guides for getting on autismbux?

I want to get my money. How much acting will I have to do? Do I have to piss myself in public or anything like that?

>> No.9512635

I get £100 a week from ESA and about £50 a week from DLA.

>> No.9512637
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>>9512605
We truly are the same.
Also just recently my fridge as stopped working and currently all my food is spoiling but I just don't have the guts to actually go and call my landlord to fix it/replace it. I really don't understand what is wrong with me.

>> No.9512640

>>9512625

I'm sure his panic attacks could be more troublesome for him.

The fact is that one thing is a legitimate medical disability, the other isn't.

It's seriously got to the point where anyone can get SSI checks just for claiming they're socially inept. Apparently "wahhh I'm sad" counts as a medical disability now. Why? Thanks to people like the dickheads in this thread and psychiatry.

>> No.9512641
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9512641

I bullied Mediator's mouth with my dick.
Ask me anything.

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>>9512634
Snowplanes beware.

>> No.9512648

>>9512632
Why would multiple sclerosis prevent somebody from working? Just give them a job that doesn't require fine motor skills, there are hundreds of jobs like that. Next you'll be telling me "being bad at cleaning" is a disability because it inhibits your ability to do certain jobs.

Take your made-up "disabilities" back to your conspiracy theory and pseudoscience forums. Some people have real problems.

>> No.9512649

>>9512634
>special snoflakes
Please stop that.

>> No.9512651

>>9512640
>It is seriously got

>> No.9512655

>>9512632
Having a good body isn't all you need to function normally. Let's take another extreme example like your MS one. Should a braindead vegetable be forced to work because look, his body is perfectly functional! What a lazy fool, he should get a job, right?

>> No.9512659

>>9512651

It's is also a contraction for it has, not just it is.

The more you know jackass.

>> No.9512664

>>9512640

>It's seriously got to the point where anyone can get SSI checks just for claiming they're socially inept. Apparently "wahhh I'm sad" counts as a medical disability now. Why? Thanks to people like the dickheads in this thread and psychiatry.

Why do people like you exist? Why do you want to ruin everyone's fun?

We're getting free money. Shut up and stop trying to ruin it for everyone.

>> No.9512665

>>9512659
I know.
>It has seriously got
Still wrong.

>> No.9512666

>>9512641
Did it felt good? Is mediator cute?

>> No.9512668

>>9512655

Are you implying that MS doesn't effect every single part of your body and not just your brain?

Not all MS patients are brain dead vegetables either, holy fuck.

>> No.9512669

>>9512641
Frig off, bully.

>> No.9512670

spend all bux on pocky

>> No.9512671

>>9512659
You probably wanted to use "gotten," then.

>> No.9512678

>>9512668
Are you retarded? Who the fuck implied that?

>> No.9512679

>>9512665
It's fine in British English.

>> No.9512682

>>9512640
>>9512625
You are pathetic. From the tone you sound so jealous.
Dont blame the people giving them free money.
Blame the system. Who wouldnt want free money? If you can get it then do it.
If you are jealous about this
1) dont pay the tax
2) change the system
3) get free money yourself

People like you disgust me.

>> No.9512694

you don't have to fake autism. just go total weeaboo. the autism will follow.

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9512685

How did you guys convince your parents to allow you to do this?

I haven't left the house in six years so I probably have something wrong with me that would get me autism bux, but my mom is being a bully and she says that she will disown me and kick me out of the house if I get money from the government.

She says that she thinks I'm perfectly capable of getting a job, but I'm just lazy and a little shy.

>> No.9512690

>>9512679
I'm sorry then. English is my second language, I use a combination of American and British English.

>> No.9512691

Hey guys look at me I have no personality so my entire sense of self revolves around my illness that I diagnosed myself with on the internet.

You guys are no better than people with pink hair and gauges trying oh-so-hard to be unique.

>> No.9512692

>>9512630
Post of the year.

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>>9512685
Get a job you fucking asshole.

>> No.9512698

>>9512691
But you're trying oh-so-hard right now too. Don't you think that is a bit ironic?

>> No.9512700

I get SSI for having narcissistic personality disorder, living the dream.

>> No.9512703

>>9512691
I enjoy the irony.

>> No.9512704

>>9512698
Does the truth hurt, sperglord?

>> No.9512707

>>9512640
>>9512640
I have schizophrenia. I am entitled to your tax money, or do you want me to work and stress myself so much that I end up shooting people and such? Yeah, no. Stay jelly, mad nerd.

>> No.9512708

>>9512685
I didn't convince my parents, my mum suggested to me that I should go on DLA because I'm classed as legally disabled and we needed help with paying the bills. I got on ESA after I was visited by someone who did an assessment and saw that I was in absolutely no fit state to be able to work and she instantly suggested I needed to get on ESA to further help pay the bills.

>> No.9512710

>>9512682
>>9512664

>>9512664

Like I said, I don't care if you just admit your leaching money and abusing the system.

I have absolutely no problem with that. It's the people who pretend they have "disabilities" and actually believe they're entitled to that money like people with actual disabilities are.

>>9512665

"It has seriously got to the point" would be correct grammar.

>>9512678

>Let's take another extreme example like your MS one. Should a braindead vegetable
>Having a good body isn't all you need to function normally.

Maybe I mistook that last quote to be referring to specifically people with MS, while you were actually referring to everyone as a whole. The former quote is still relevant though.

>> No.9512711

>>9512666
Honestly, it was a pretty lousy attempt, he kept pulling back to gasp for air; I had to keep holding his head down so he couldn't keep pulling back.
>>9512669
You can suck my dick too honey.

>> No.9512712

Do they ask anything about your education level? I already have a BS.

>> No.9512713

>>9512685
How about you get a job you lazy jackass.

>> No.9512714

>>9512691

>You guys are no better than people with pink hair and gauges trying oh-so-hard to be unique.

They're not getting paid. I am.

>> No.9512716

>>9512685
Why would she rather have no money coming in than money coming in? That's not even logical.

>> No.9512720

>>9512711
>he

>> No.9512722

>http://www.handytax.ca/information/list-of-qualifying-disabilities/

>Dressing impairment

I could apply for support in Canada because I can't match clothes? This is too funny. The number of things here I could pretend to have are overwhelming.

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>>9512700
Get out of the thread Day9 xDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.9512727

>>9512716

>That's not even logical.

Normals don't think like this. They care too much about useless things like pride and shame.

>> No.9512728

>>9512722
That's probably aimed at people like stroke victims who have forgotten how to dress themselves properly.

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>>9512716
Maybe because she's a prideful, patriotic American and she'd rather die than leech money she doesn't deserve.

>> No.9512733

>>9512632

No not at all. I could work a job, but Im currently trying to get a decent education. A few years ago, I probably couldnt work a job seeing as I was so braindead and depressed I was on the verge of suicide.
Most colleges and I.T's wont accept me due to just having no good previous education, so Im slowly working my way towards trying to getting a semi-decent degree, which wont be for many years when Im nearly 30.
I perform very poorly academically, I literally cant add or subtract small numbers and my problem solving ability is zero. But thats not to say I dont try. I do.


At the end of the day, I didnt lie or fake shit. I was sent to various psych's and from their evaluations the government deemed me eligible for the money.
I cant get any jobs that pay more than what I receive from welfare. My country is in a bad enough economic state as it is with high unemployment rates. If I was to get a shitty gas station job I would lose my welfare and then I would be earning less. How am I supposed to pay for full time education then? Medications also cost me money.

I could go on making more shitty points that probably dont back me up but I lack interest/attention span. Time to watch anime.

>> No.9512734

>>9512707

I bet I am more psychotic than you.

You're not entitled to that money you fuck head. I know someone with fairly serious brain damage from huffing paint, he suffers from severe hallucinations and delusions. Yet you know what? He has a fucking job.

He. Has. A. Fucking. Job.

>> No.9512735

>>9512720
It's Fukune btw, who is a dude named George.

>> No.9512737

>>9512716
If he gets on a permanent income, it means he will have no motivation to anything for the rest of his life.

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>>9512707

>> No.9512740

>>9512734

>He. Has. A. Fucking. Job.

Sucks for him

>> No.9512741

>>9512722
full retard post of the year

>> No.9512744

>>9512734
We don't all live in communist society.

>> No.9512749

>>9512734
>He has a fucking job.
>He. Has. A. Fucking. Job.
He can apply for free money.
He didnt.
He lose.
Maybe he should work on his intelligence a bit.

>> No.9512751

Is it even possible to receive autism bucks in the US if you're kicked out of the house?

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9512756

>>9512739
my face when

>> No.9512753

>>9512751
You can have it delivered to a homeless shelter.

>> No.9512754

How do you ensure you get autism money?
I've been to a shrink but he just prescribed me some anti-depressives.

>> No.9512755

>brain damage from huffing paint
>He. Has. A. Fucking. Job.

Having a job, confirmed for brain dead retards.

>> No.9512757

>>9512749
>autismbux
>more money than a job

Maybe you don't have intelligence too

>> No.9512759

>>9512749
>>9512744
>>9512740

The point is that he can get a job.

>> No.9512760

>>9512759
So what?

>> No.9512762

>>9512737
If we can assume that is true then we can assume that he will never find a job in his current state anyway. He is currently giving nothing to the house and he could be giving something to the house. It's entirely illogical for him to not try to get on it in that situation.

>> No.9512768

>>9512759

Who gives a shit about that? Most of us can get a job. I know I can, but I don't want to. So I got my money and now I don't need a job.

>> No.9512764

>>9512760
He's smarter and better than you'll ever be

>> No.9512765

>>9512762
His mother probably doesn't want him to stay in the same state forever.

>> No.9512766

>>9512722
>Gender Identity Disorder (GID)

Check your entitlement, trans scum.

>> No.9512769

>>9512757
Who are you quoting? Also no where did he say it gives more money than a job, somehow I don't think you thought your post through.

>> No.9512770

>>9512760
So that means all of you can, and that means you shouldn't be receiving money.

>> No.9512771

>>9512757
>>more money than a job
Who you quoting bro?
Have you take into account travel expenses?
Parking expenses?
Tax deduction?
Expenses when I am out eating?
And lastly all the time wasted at job? Lets put it at 40hours/week that you cant buy back?

>> No.9512776

>>9512722

I thought you weren't going to post here anymore, fuck off.

>> No.9512772

How is litteally not being able to, at all leave the house or talk to people normally NOT something that should get you money to help you? Sure, you should have to undergo therapy or something, but saying people don't deserve it is just stupid.

>> No.9512773

/jp/ is especially shitty right now. Is it because it's Saturday?

>> No.9512775

>>9512770
But why?

>> No.9512777

>>9512769
>>9512771

>LELELEL WHO ARE YOU QUOTING LOL XDDDDDD

>> No.9512778

>>9512775
Because you're being paid for not being able to work but you can work.

>> No.9512783

>>9512764
He's doing something he doesn't want to do, I'm not. Who's the smarter one again?

>> No.9512779

>>9512773
Jealousy is a fickle beast.

>> No.9512780

>>9512757

Whether or not autismbux will give you more money than a job doesn't matter. The most important thing in life is time and time is what a job will suck away from you.

I would much rather live simply off autismbux and spend every day doing the things I love than make a lot of money and have most of my life sucked away because I had to work to get that money.

>> No.9512786

>>9512760

You completely missed the point of why I was bringing up that he has a job.

You faggots are sitting there saying "I'm entitled to your money because I have a disability", when there is fucking nothing stopping you from getting a job and you don't actually have a disability.

>>9512768

If you read anything I said, I told you I don't give a shit about people abusing the system, nor would I bother any of you for that. I only care about the "I'M ENTITLED" people.

>> No.9512787

>>9512777
You should learn how to use the quote function properly. Nice triple, by the way.

>> No.9512788

>>9512778
Autistic can technically work but technically not too since nobody wants to employ them.

>> No.9512789

>>9512783
Who says he doesn't want to do it?

>> No.9512790

>>9512778

Stop being jealous. We're getting paid for not working because we convinced the government to give us free money. That's all there is to it.

Sure, maybe I can work, but why should I when I can just get free money?

>> No.9512791

>>9512773

You should have seen it last night. Take note how shittier /jp/ gets towards the evening and night time. Thats the eurofucks for you, or probably the scandinavians.

>> No.9512793

>>>/a/69597453

Heads up, the guy shitposting in here is a ret/a/rd.

>> No.9512794

>>9512779
Why would I be jealous of a pathetic loser who gets paid to die alone? There's a reason there are so many depression threads here, it's clear you all hate yourselves and your lives.

It's hilarious.

>> No.9512796

>>9512780
>still thinking a job sucks time
>2012
>this is what autismal failures think

>> No.9512797

>>9512772
Because it enables you to not leave the house even more.

>> No.9512799

>>9512765
But there isn't a guarantee that he wouldn't ever be able to get a job while on them and there isn't a guarantee that he will find a job without them, even assuming she throws him out or something similar happens. She is throwing away potential money for nothing.

>> No.9512800

>>9512794
That is called a generalization my dear jealous friend. Not everyone is depressed.

>> No.9512808

>>9512791
Why are you only blaming us? I've been here all day combating cancer.

>> No.9512803

>>9512685
Aside from the money you probably need professional help.

>> No.9512804

>>9512791
>Thats the eurofucks for you

How does that make sense when this is moving into US hours? In Euro morning and US night /jp/ is much better and when it's night time Euro and day/evening US /jp/ is shitty.

>> No.9512805

I wonder if the guy shitposting in here is the same guy who blew up the drawthread after I mentioned my living situation.

>> No.9512806

>>9512790
Because a person can't even afford a place to live on $300 a month. Have fun staying with your parents forever, nerd.

>> No.9512809

>>9512800
Depression threads get 200 replies while actual meaningful threads get 10, stop living in denial, champ. It's not healthy.

>> No.9512812

Why do you fags keep responding to this guy? You should know better, if you're bored you can go shitpost or something. I'll even forgive you for it!

>> No.9512810

>>9512803
Which you get when you go on the benefits most of the time.

>> No.9512811

>>9512809
Living in delusion is not very healthy either.

>> No.9512813

>that feel when I get payed 75k a year as a programmer who works five hours a day five days a week
LELELELELELELELELELELELEL

>> No.9512814

>>9512796

What else do you think work is?

How is spending 40 hours a week doing something you hate anything other than a complete waste of your life?

>> No.9512815

>>9512809
What's an actual meaningful thread? The only ones I see around here are the VN generals.

>> No.9512816

>>9512804

Its now Euro evening, and it tends to be when all the shitposters get online. It tends to die down around 3am euro time, when they go back to sleep.

>> No.9512818
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normalfags please leave

please leave

>> No.9512819

>>9512794
>depression threads
Those faggots need to go back to >>>/r9k/
They do not represent the true spirit of /jp/.

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.9512820

>>9512812

>Implying it's 1 guy

The last post I made was right here; >>9512786

>> No.9512821

>>9512816
You somehow seem to be forgetting it's also daytime in the US.

>> No.9512823

>>9512820
Be honest with me, you came from that /a/ thread, didn't you?

>> No.9512824

>>9512819
Can you stop reposting that you fucking turbonerd?

>> No.9512825

I get payed 75k a year as a programmer who works five hours a day five days a week. It feels nice being single living in a two story house thats already payed off.

>> No.9512826

>>9512819
Here's the broken copypasta again.

>> No.9512828
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I'm getting $1200 biweekly for all my autism. That's 400-500 bux more than minimum wage.

Who BAKA here? Not me.

>> No.9512829

>>9512816
How does that even make sense? There aren't very many working people on /jp/ and Americans browse now too. Instead of trying to start some kind of national war by shitposting we should figure out how to handle the current shitposters.

>> No.9512836

>>9512832
Correct. You act very much like an /a/ regular.

>> No.9512830

>>9512825
>already paid off
That's retarded. You get tax benefits if you keep a mortgage.

>> No.9512831

>>9512814
>still thinking a job is hateful
>2012

>> No.9512832

>>9512823

What /a/ thread? The one about yearbook quotes that was posted in this one?

>> No.9512835

>>9512786
Except the fear of leaving the house or the fear that being outside will trigger a schizophrenic episode, which I have been without for almost half a year now. But you're right, me not being able to leave the house isnt stopping me from getting a job, nor is the term schizophrenic being associated with me, it's just that I'm leaching money off the government for no apparent reason, even if that money isn't enough to pay bills and buy food other than bread, resulting in me having to stress more and more...

Maybe I should just kill myself.

>> No.9512837

It's very strange, I keep told my doctors and professionals around me that I'm unfit to work and I need help which I'm getting, they also give me money to help me give money towards the house I live in, yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?

>> No.9512840

>>9512825
Can I come?

>> No.9512841

>>9512828
Tell me your secrets, oh great one.

>> No.9512842

>>9512829

Im sorry. It was just how I generally observed it. I live in Europe btw.

And how to sort out the shitposting problem? Well first off, everyone should do what Im about to do.

*closes tab*

>> No.9512843

>>9512816
Damn Finns. We need to ban all Finnish IP's.

>> No.9512845
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9512845

I love how the wageslaves are grasping for excuses to justify their awful lives and claiming that people who get free money each week and spend every day doing what they enjoy are depressed.

Do you even look at the depression threads? They're filled with people who aren't getting autismbux and they want to kill themselves because they know they're going to have to live like you do and get a job.

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>>9512837
Mad wageslaves bitter about their lives. And they say you're happier with a job.

>> No.9512849

>>9512828
Are you the retard master?

>> No.9512851

>>9512830
There's also this thing called interest. You'll learn about it when you get out into the real world.

>> No.9512852

I wish I could get autismbux but I'm too afraid to leave the house.

>> No.9512853

>>9512837
Jealousy is a trait that most people have.
We should be classy and try not so hard to rub them off.
Lets all try to like a pathetic loser that are starving everyday. Maybe they will pity us.

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>>9512845

>> No.9512856

>>9512836

>>9512837

No, you're not entitled to that money, nor do you "deserve" it. You've done nothing to deserve it.

>>9512835

>me not being able to leave the house

What's stopping you from leaving the house?

What is it? Oh what's that? There's nothing stopping you from leaving the house but you?

Ya, you're totally entitled to that money.

>> No.9512857

>>9512828
Please enlighten us, great master.

>> No.9512858

>>9512854
Sucks to be him.

>> No.9512859

>>9512850
>implying im not

>> No.9512860

>>9512854
My dad left after my mom got pregnant. I seriously doubt he wanted those things.

>> No.9512863

>>9512859
And the regular posters here would not be. Newsflash: not everyone is the same. But keep going, I enjoy laughing at you.

>> No.9512864

>>9512859
>>9512831
Typical mad wageslaves that cant quote.

>> No.9512865

I would kill myself if my son was a pathetic failure like you guys.

>> No.9512866

>>9512854
Funny, my dad barely wanted to do anything with me because he was so busy working. He taught me a damn good lesson though.

>> No.9512867

>>9512865
Take that to /r9k/ please.

>> No.9512868

>>9512825

So you throw away large portions of your life doing soul-sucking work (programming) so that you can have a house?

Why do you need or want a two story house and why is it worth working such an awful job? Do you even have any use for all of that extra space?

>> No.9512869

>>9512865
Try to get some money so he can NEET it up, though.

>> No.9512871

>>9512856
>No, you're not entitled to that money, nor do you "deserve" it. You've done nothing to deserve it.

Why does your opinion mean more than professionals?

>> No.9512872

>>9512856
Except being labeled schizo and actually fearing goin outside. I'm talking about feel physically ill when I even go around the block.

>> No.9512873

>>9512865
Please do.

>> No.9512875

>>9512854

Hopefully the depression that he fills from this will kill him and then I can get his life insurance money a few years earlier than I expected.

>> No.9512878

>>9512864
>2012
>quoting

>>9512863
>laughing
>not everyone is the same
>laughing

>> No.9512880

>>9512878
You are hilarious. 10/10, well done.

>> No.9512881

>>9512878
>>>/pol/

>> No.9512882

>>9512845
>>9512850
>>9512858
>>9512864
>>9512867
You leeches sure are defensive. It's alright though, because I know that I'm objectively superior to you in every way.

>> No.9512883

I feel like whole /jp/ is here, this thread is going incredibly fast.

>> No.9512885

>>9512882
The best part is that there actually are people deluded enough to think themselves better than me, so if I did not know better, I would assume you were serious.

>> No.9512886

>>9512881
>greentexting
>/pol/

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>>9512856
>my face whenever normals fail to understand how someone could have an actual mental illness

>but im depressd just lik u r nd im not on anny benefit!

>> No.9512888

>>9512883
Leeches are just insecure and every single one of them has come in here to make sure we all know that they are super happy and totally not depressed failures.

>> No.9512889

>>9512883
There is someone here that actually feel that getting free money is a bad thing.
Who wouldnt want to come here to laugh at that idiot.

>> No.9512892

>>9512885
I am objectively better than you in every way, NEET failure. There's a reason you're in a room dying alone.

>> No.9512894

>>9512892
Good stuff.

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9512896

>>9512882

>because I know that I'm objectively superior to you in every way.

That's right, goyim. You're superior to all of us and you live an amazing life. Do your best at work every day!

Just please remember to pay your taxes so I can get my money.

>> No.9512898

>>9512892
I'm not dying alone, your mom visits me every day.

>> No.9512899

>>9512871

Those "professionals" job's are to give anyone who says "wahhh I'm sad" free money.

>>9512872

My cousin with serious brain damage from huffing paint who has severe hallucinations isn't as big of a bitch as you.

He has a job, and certainly, he is more disabled then you.

>> No.9512900

>>9512887
Leeches outing themselves as crossboard scum, not surprising.

>> No.9512901

>>9512896
>2012
>j00s

>> No.9512902

>>9512892
>objectively better
What are you doing here then? Trying to preach?

>> No.9512904

>>9512825
Can I come live with you? I'm serious. I can do cleaning and cooking if you have a recipe for it. I have enough money to get to whereever you are and to buy the needed furnishing.

>> No.9512905

>>9512887
>>9512850
>>9512845
Epic reaction images, /abv/, but you're trying a little too hard.

>> No.9512906

>>9512899
>He has a job, and certainly, he is more disabled then you.
Being retarded is not a disability. There are tons of people who are barely more intelligent than a monkey.

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9512907

>>9512883
Was such a nice thread.
But it's turned in to a wageslave VS leecher debate.
Can't we all just get along?

>> No.9512908

>>9512904
Are you cute? If not, get the fuck out

>> No.9512909

>>9512900
But I don't get any benefits...

>> No.9512910

>>9512878
Please go. I don't think you belong here.

>> No.9512911

>>9512907
Impossible because
>muh autism!
>muh job!

>> No.9512914

>>9512909
you can get the benefit of sucking my manly part

>> No.9512915

I'm going to become president and eliminate all welfare, so you either die or work. Enjoy it while it lasts, scum.

>> No.9512916

>>9512899
>Those "professionals" job's are to give anyone who says "wahhh I'm sad" free money.

Yes I'm sorry, you know them all so well, of course they aren't professional either, you have everything figured out and understand it all.

>> No.9512917

>>9512910
Whatcha' gun' do 'bout it faggot?

>> No.9512919
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9512919

Capitalism really is a beautiful thing. You can convince an entire society of people that slaving away for most of their life is a wonderful way to spend their lives because it allows them to buy a bunch of overpriced trinkets that they can enjoy during the rare occasions when they aren't working.

I'm so glad that it's possible for me to leech off these people so I don't have to fall into the same trap.

God bless, America.

>> No.9512920

>>9512908
I don't know

>> No.9512924

>>9512906

He has a right to claim that he has a neurological handicap, yet he doesn't do that.

He's objectively more intelligent than anyone here thinking their "I'm shy and nervous" "disease" is an actual disability that prevents them from working, to the point where THEY'RE ENTITLED to free money.

Just fucking admit you like free money, and that you take it even though you don't deserve it.

>> No.9512925

>>9512916
They are in the pocket of pharm companies, you fking nerd. Guess who makes money when they give every kid pills?

>> No.9512931

>>9512924
He doesn't have the right to claim if he can work just fine. A lot of people with actual disabilities cannot work and you want to deny those people money because your retarded painthuffing monkey can do some easy chores.

>> No.9512929

>>9512919
Sure is reddit in here.

"But the government owes me money just for existing!! I deserve this welfare!!"

>> No.9512930

>>9512919
>implying they aren't enjoying it
>implying you are

>> No.9512933

>>9512899
You think I like this? You think living like this is fun? That I enjoy it?

I don't. I wish I could be your braindamaged cousin, but I'm not. That was'nt what I was talking about, I was saying that I need the incredibly low sum of money I get to live on, and that I feel that I should be able to get it, and get help so that I can get a job and be fucking normal.

But I'm not going to get help.

Goodnight forever /jp/, it's been fun. But I'm remembering how worthless I truly am.

>> No.9512939

>>9512914
You're just as bad a leech as these jobless bums! You sucked my penis so hard last night it turned bright red from all the blood pooling!

>> No.9512947

>>9512930

Keep telling yourself that, wageslave. Too bad that it'll be too late for you once you realize how pointless it all was.

>I wish I hadn't worked so hard.
>All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying

>> No.9512942

This thread is nothing but trolls trolling trolls.

>> No.9512944

>>9512933
>But I'm remembering how worthless I truly am.

At least you're honest unlike the other pathetic leeches.

>> No.9512945

>>9512931
>lot of people with actual disabilities cannot work

Cool fact there bro

>> No.9512946

>>9512931

Except faggots like this don't actually have disabilities >>9512916 Yet want to act all entitled.

Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. A "professional" in pseudoscience is still just a professional pseudo-scientist.

>> No.9512953

>>9512946
>Psychiatry is a pseudoscience
[citation needed]

>> No.9512955

>>9512946
>Except faggots like this don't actually have disabilities

Where's your proof?

>> No.9512948

>>9512939
O_o

>> No.9512949

>>9512944
>Belittling people on the internet makes me feel better!

ANyway, notice how the normies and shitposters always come along after the east coast wakes up?

>> No.9512950

Please ignore the trolls from /pol/. This thread is getting us no where and wasting the time we should be using to discuss Touhous.

>> No.9512952

>>9512947
Yeah I bet they wish they spent more time alone in their rooms masturbating to chinese cartoons.

Pfffthahaha you kids cannot be this delusional.

>> No.9512957

Government gives money to filthy niggers who can't keep their genitals away from eachother, I'm just getting in on the cash now before people smarten up. I'm perfectly fine with me no longer receiving the money as soon as we shutdown the rest of the system.

>> No.9512959

>>9512950
They're 15yo's from /b/. Notice how they use faggot and leech exclusively.

>> No.9512961

>>9512950
wich 2hu wud u employ?

>> No.9512963

>>9512952
>Yeah I bet they wish they spent more time alone in their rooms masturbating to chinese cartoons.

hehehehehehhehehe

>> No.9512965

>>9512949
>>9512959
Oh the "everyone who doesn't think I deserve money because I have no friends" is from /b/ defense.

Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

>> No.9512968

>>9512961
Id enploy cirno 24/7 penis duty

>> No.9512980

>>9512965
Just like the "everyone who is a NEET is a pathetic virgin loser!!" argument right?

>> No.9512982

>>9512965
It's only one person derailing these threads, you.

Back to >>>/b/, adventurer.

>> No.9512976

>>9512955

Where he claimed that his emotional issues was a disability.

If he had a real disability, and was trying to prove it, he would have said something like "I have lupus", or "I had a major stroke".

>>9512953

You're right, even though there is absolutely no science involved when they "diagnose" people with "diseases", nor do they have any known etiologies or biomarkers for those "diseases", it's a real medical science.

>> No.9512978

>>9512949
I'm not belittling anyone, you are a leech with no friends. These are facts.

>> No.9512979

>>9512952

Actually, yes they did.

>1. I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

That was the number 1 regret. If your ambition in life is to sit in your room and masturbate to chinese cartoons then you're doing the best thing you can do in life, but most normals are so focused on social status that they spend their entire lives living for the approval of others.

>> No.9512986

>>9512980
But you guys are objectively pathetic, and probably all virgins.

>> No.9512993

>>9512989
Who are you quoting, leech? Don't you belong in /v/ with your other leech friends?

>> No.9512987

>>9512976
>Where he claimed that his emotional issues was a disability.

Point out where this happened.

>> No.9512988

>>9512978
lmao you are so angry :)

>> No.9512989
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9512989

>the entire thread

>> No.9512991

>>9512979
>everyone wants to masturbate to ching chong cartoons

This is what autismal losers think

>> No.9512996

>>9512988
:P

>> No.9512998
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9512998

That feel when you earn less money from your minimum wage job than what some of these fake autists earn from their retard money. I hate being alive.

>> No.9512999

>>9512986
The only thing 'objective' around here is that my penis belongs inside your boypussy.

>> No.9513000

Where are the mods and janitors? /jp/ is really due for some heavy moderation.

>> No.9513009
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9513009

>>9512998

>> No.9513010

>>9513000
>>9512999

Nice repeating digits, but try checking mine

>> No.9513012

>>9513004
Go back to reddit.

>> No.9513003
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9513003

This thread makes me feel so good knowing I'll never be a THIS much of a failure.

>> No.9513004

>>9512999
Hey, looks like we got a badass here

>> No.9513006
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9513006

Holy shit stop replying to the bullies you fuckers.

>> No.9513018

>>9513014
Cute ;)

Post more Cirno

>> No.9513020

>>9512991

This is the problem with normals. You don't understand the concept of subjective values. You just assume that everyone else feels the same way that you do.

Everyone enjoys different things in life. Things that are important to me may be completely unimportant to you and things that you find important may seem pointless to me.

No one has the same ambition in life. It's unique for each person, but some of us are completely happy with masturbating to those chinese cartoons all day.

>> No.9513014
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9513014

Eye am leech

>> No.9513016

Deserve is pretty subjective.
Do I think I deserve my autism bux for being shy and a bit socially awkward.
Probably not.
But do rich bankers deserve the millions they get for pushing paper on a desk.
Or celebrities for doing whatever the fuck they do.

But hey guess what, the world isn't fair.
People don't always get what they deserve, while others get far more deserve.

I take what I can get, and unless I am directly fucking someone other, I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

My leeching a few bucks is such a ridiculously small amount in the grand scheme of things.
Where billions go through the system every second.

>> No.9513017

>>9512820
>implying

reported

>> No.9513024

>>9513017
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

>> No.9513025
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9513025

>>9513018
i don't have much cirno pictures :(

>> No.9513021

>>9512987

>It's very strange, I keep told my doctors and professionals around me that I'm unfit to work and I need help which I'm getting, they also give me money to help me give money towards the house I live in, yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?
>yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?

No one ever said anything about anything other then mental issues not being disabilities, so it's obvious that he was defending against "those people".

>> No.9513022
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9513022

>>9512991

What's better than jerking it to some hot chink toons? When I look back in my life, the things I enjoyed most were playing video games, eating fast food, getting hammered, and jerking it and blowing huge loads all over the place.

THAT is the good life.

>> No.9513028

OP, delete this thread, please.

>> No.9513029

>>9512929
Just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're from Reddit. Your paranoia toward that website makes you sound like you're from /v/, please go back there if so.

>> No.9513040

You guys are kind of pathetic huh...

>> No.9513033

>>9513028
I don't want to

Don't force your opinions on me

>> No.9513035

>>9513025
It's ok, I like you anyway.

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9513038

>>9513020
>WHY CANT U GUYS UNDERSTAND THAT "SUCCESSFUL" IS SUBJECTIVE? WTF U R SO BRAINWASHED BY SOCIETY.. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JACKING OFF TO DRAWINGS ALL DAY AND HAVING NO FRIENDS!! WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

>> No.9513042

>>9513029
This post is very ironic.

>> No.9513044
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9513044

>>9512998

I make less in a month than the fucking faggot OP makes a week pretending to be a retard.

Fuck you, "autists". You assholes with imaginary or faked mental diseases should be completely ignored by the system. You'll die in the streets? GOOD.

>> No.9513046

>>9513042
So is yours.

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9513047

>2012
>not being on the benefit
ISHYGDDT.

>> No.9513049

>>9513033

>I'm so happy, this is the first thread I ever made to receive over 300 replies ;_;

>> No.9513052

>>9513038
>>9513040
>>9513044
Sheeple :D

>> No.9513054

>>9513044

Why don't you fake autism and get some free money too?

Stop bitching and join the party.

>> No.9513055

>>9513021
Honestly, it just sounds like assumptions on both sides, he might have felt he was targeted when he wasn't, the other could have assumed he was one without disabilities when it wasn't said.

>> No.9513057

>>9513052
ebin :----DDDDDD

>> No.9513058

>>9513044

I'm not mad at people abusing the system. I would abuse the system and get SSI checks in a heartbeat.

I'm mad at the people who think they actually have "disabilities" and that they're entitled to that money.

>> No.9513060

>>9513046
You say not to redirect to reddit but then you redirect to /v/.

Then again, I shouldn't expect much brainpower from a pathetic leech.

>> No.9513061

>>9513033

Impersonating OP
Not cool brah

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9513062

>>9513038

What if I masturbate to cartoons all day while talking with other people online about it?

>> No.9513066

>>9513042
I've been to /v/, and almost every single thread has people accusing others of being from Reddit for no reason in particular other than that they disagree with them.

I haven't been to Reddit, but it's typically characterized as a "normal" website, and I can't imagine there being too many people on welfare from there. His accusations were completely unjustified.

>> No.9513068

>>9513060
>implying I'm from /v/

>> No.9513069

"Hey mom, can you pick me up some tampons for my butthole? no I dont really need them but i like to pretend that im a realll girl! Wht do you mean that is disgusting and wrong!? U just dont understand me mom, I hate you, fuck you, dont come in my room ANYTMORE. I'll just pee and poop in the corner and eat while u and baka dad are alseep!"

-typical /jp/er

>> No.9513071

fuck u dad ur just cis-gender prvillege white male! im not like u, i wana move to japan and play eroge and play 2hu, the greatest games ever made, all day! and ill get a japanese boyfriend and suck his cock everyday and we be truNEET hikkikomori together! i wish u understood me, dad, but u wont even let me live at home 4 free anymore when im only 37! u just dont UNDERSTAND ME I HAVE AUTISM DAD, the state shud take care of me! if this were japan u and mom wud take care of me necause japan cares about family unlike stupid hateful america!

-/jp/er off his midol
oh my god my shimapan came today! and my pantyhose and dress im gonan dress up lik ea girl when mom are away. i shaved my legs wit my dads razor last nite wile he was sleeping. after this im gonna go online and let /jp/ HOW GUUD IT FEELS TO DRESS UP

img gona make tea too and drink it like truNEET and 1cc SA and UFO and then show my frands on jaypee the screenshots so i can fit in!

mayne they tell me i one of them!

I sure wish I had boifrand, but my dad woudl kcik me out of the houe cause he such a BAKA

but thats okay because today im gona fuck my aspuzzy and dress up like meido and be pretty!

- /jp/er on his birthday (Mom and Dad on vacation)

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9513072

Where are the janitors?

>> No.9513073

>>9513069
"im a homo"

- u, 2012

>> No.9513074

hey dad can i borow sum money? no im going on a date u dumbass! and by borowo i mean give, cause i cant pay u back because truNEET unlike slave 2 society like u dad LOL work for a living ur a loser!

i wan to order this waay cool figure that came out of MARISA KIRSIME u wouldnt no about her becue ur a merican and watch stupid merican television like football and stupid sitcoms like frasier and everbody raymond! shes from a cgame for superior players like myself!

i also needa new pack of underwear becuse i accidnetly went in mine.

just give me asome money dad! god its not a big deal! ur such a a asshole baka!

>> No.9513076

LOl i cant belive u and mom r going to work wht ur just slaves and dont no it! i live the good life alone in my rom taking it easz and not workin like a chump! im studyin autism rite now so i can get a check too! FOR FREE! but u and mom rnt smart enuff to play the siystem like me and get free munoey for life. thats what a REAL smart person does!

by te way im out of shin ramyun ramen cn u get me sum? THE ONLY SEL MARUCHAN AT THE GROCERY STORE U GO TO? UGHHH UR SUCHA BAKA THATS SHIT I WANT THE IMPORTED KIND!

U WANT ME TO WASH THE DISHES while ur gone ??FUCK YOU BOTH

-/jp/er after a long night of browsing /jp/

>> No.9513078

god no one UNDERSTANDS me. im not some normalfag loser like every1 from hischool! one day im gona be a famous programer and make a progrm that anlzies a boy and then tels him how to be more like a girl1 so that SOciety cant tell us how to dres and act n feel n we all be liberated cus my program! im reading SICP and gona lern C because thats wht real programs start wit lol not loser c- plus plus for losers. il make my own game too it be shmups bcus thats the best kind n itl be realy deep like story about figthgn against the weflare agency for denying ur claim for autism bucks cuz udepresion and being scared of pelple IS NOT A REAL MENTAL DISORDER? FUCK U!!!!

im making tea the TRUNEET way by lose leafs i order on tea sites and i only use my japanese teapot and tea cups to drnk from bcezue western tea is for losers

MOM STOP LAUGHING AT ME

>> No.9513085

hey mom i no wwht i want for christmas. no not more dolls-and their figures mom not dols. i like dolls 2 though but thats not what i want u JUDGEMNTAL bitchBITCH!

i want a maid unform. a rel one not a fake one. one that real japnese french maids wear. why? cus I WANT to wear one! i also want a 10 prs of NICE panties made of silk n a dress n a bonnett and i want a makeup kit too. DAD dont cal mea fag!

wht u mean? mom just icause i dont go anywhere dunst me i dont want to be prety at home! u just dont understand me! FUCK.

god ur the worst parents ever!

-/jp/er after accidentally ruining his orgasms in November when his mother knocked on his door and startled him.

>> No.9513087

yeh? u know wht mom img ona educate ur today. even thur or a slve 2 the system and a baka and brought me into this HELL of a world i wil be nice n tell u bout my favoritet hing in the world.

it is called touhou. its about shirne maidesns. its made by ZUN and he is a geniusss. he also drinks lots of beer. the srnine mades fight YOKAi. u know what a youkai is? course not ur unculturalized AMERICAN pig. yokai is a japanese spirit that become powerful because old and be like a demon almost. not stupid western demon or spirit ghost shit. and they are cute girls in 2hu. so Zun make games where you shoot and try to do bettr each time wit ur favorite chrcters!

NO mom threy'nore just "little games with pretty girls"! theyre a CULTural PHENOMNEN! u wound undertand if u woud give ita chance!

moh and there re vampirs n orgres n gap lady and fox lady and CHENN lol and so fun! onl secondaries just liek the characters tho 2 be truNEET jaypeer u have to play the games and 1cc each of them wit NO BOMBS.

Mom STOPPP LAUGHINGGG!

-/jp/er feeling generous after having a particularly large cup of green tea and having received his dragon dildo the night before.

>> No.9513088

>>9513071
>>9513074
>>9513076
not again

>> No.9513089

i hate excerscisng mom its for stupid loser meatheads. lift waits? wht is it his Middlages! like i need to lif theavy shit thats wht slaves 2 society like u and dad are for! be healthy? thatsstupid waste of time. u might not undertand this, u probabgly dont actulyay, but i dont care when i died i just want to enjoy 2hu and eroge and /jp/ and then just DIE becuse living a long time is for LOSRS who cant LET GO and are WEAK MEANTALY.

run or do cardio? thats so stupid! i just dont eat anythin n i stay underweight. yea i get tired on my way to the bathroom downstairs when i run out of botles but thats like ONCE A MONTh and DOESNT matter. i can move round my room and sit witr out trouble wht do i need stupid exercise for? thats just for IDIOTS hu dont unsderstand that hteir bodies are gona become SHIT anyway! y waste time whn u could be playing 2hu and become good at it? that is a real acmolpishment unlike deadlifting 1000 lbs like yuugi who isnt real. fucking stupid losrs.

>> No.9513091

this thread was eye opening.

>> No.9513092

get a job? FUCK YOU dad. i told u before: its agianst my princiapls. i wil NOT work 4 a stupid socieyy of assholes hu dont care about me just so i can get a stupid paychek and buy useless shit like a mindles drone! i want to ENJOY my life n i have to spend it doin somethin hard like filing paprs all day then FUCK IT AL. i wiurd rathr kil myself. do u want me to kil myself? u r resonsibly for me forever, just like mom. cuse u made me. if u make me leave then ur a piece of FUCKING SHIT.

besides i trck society to get money to buy suseful stuf like eroge, dakimura, figures, tea and dresses! i dnnt waste it on studpid lshit like a wseternerner like u. like cars-where i ned to go? or on TVEs? wht i need to watch? stupid AMERICn telvsion? or BUYING VIDOEGAMES BOOKS OR MVOIES? OH MY GOD DAD THAT IS FOR HCUMPS WHO DONT NO HOW TO GET FREE ON THE INTENRET THEY ARE SO PATHETIC MINDLESS DRONES OF SOICETY!

let me tel u ythis dad. i dont luve u. why? cuz u made me live the life of hell,. so fuck u. also, im out of shin ramyun again-NO NOT MARUCHAN FUCK YOU DAD GET ME SUM AFTER WORK. i cant wait for amazon to ship it1 thats tomorow, and i REFUSe to eat disgusting american beef and vegetables like an ignraont westerner.

-/jp/er upon being asked by his father what his aspirations in life were, and whether he had thought about trying to get a job and living on his own.

>> No.9513093

>>9513088
This kills the thread.

>> No.9513094
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9513094

>360 posts
>All these social degenerates
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9513095

>>9513085
>>9513078
>>9513076
>>9513074
>>9513071
>>9513069
>>9513087
Are you actually typing this out by hand, or is it /a/ copypasta? I would be very disturbed if you're blindly raging enough to that much effort into gibberish nobody will read all of anyway.

>> No.9513098

>>9513095
lol look at this fuggin newkid

>> No.9513099
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>>9513076
This actually makes me feel sad , because I am 99% sure there are such people who do that and act like that.

I honestly feel sorry for some parents,its honestly not a joke when people say the hardest job is to be a father and mother.

>> No.9513103

>>9513099
I want you to be my father.

>> No.9513108

Pasta?
I want to read the original. It should be good. More jokes materials.

>> No.9513109
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9513109

>>9513095

It's /jp/ pasta I wrote a few weeks ago

>> No.9513111

>>9513094
Why do you care so much about them? They aren't bugging you about it.

>> No.9513122

bump

>> No.9513125

>>9513122
sage

>> No.9513132

>>9513125
Anti-sage

>> No.9513135

>>9513122
off boarder scum detected.
Please go.
It is not 500 like your board.

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>>9513099

My parents pulled the short straw when they had me, but that's how the pocky crumbles.

They either take care of me or they kill me. It's their choice. I'm like the last boss of a game. I'm right here, but do they have the balls to take me out? Until then I will continue to leech.

>> No.9513138
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9513138

I want to buy a new computer, normals. Please give me your money.

>> No.9513139

>>9513132
anti-anti sage

>> No.9513140
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9513140

>>9513136
>>9513136
>I'm like the last boss of a game.

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9513142

>>9513136
>thats how the pocky crumbles

My new favorite line.

>> No.9513143

>>9513135
You fell right into my trap newfag.
*Activates trap card*

>> No.9513145

>>9513136
Seriously, kill yourself.

>> No.9513150

This thread is fucking hilarious.

9/10 would read again

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9513155

>>9513145

>kill yourself

If you want me to die then you'll have to do it yourself. You won't though because you're a pussy.

I welcome all challengers. Kill the NEET and set my parents free.

>> No.9513158

What's /jp/'s bump limit?

And yes, im from both Reddit and /v/

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9513166

>>9513155
I'll fight on your behalf!

>> No.9513169

These shitposts/copypasta actually reflect the truNEETxD mentality on /jp/ quite well.

>> No.9513170
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>> No.9513172
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9513172

>This thread
>Literal scummy low-lives.
What happened to self respect and pride?
Why is this generation so self-entitled and lazy?

>> No.9513174

>>9513169
That's why they're funny, buttmunch.

>> No.9513177

>>9513172

>What happened to self respect and pride?

They're obstacles on the road to financial freedom.

>> No.9513180
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9513180

>>9513172
Because your mom is a whore who fucks niggers, illegals and white trash

Should have kept your mom in line, loser.

>> No.9513186

>>9513180
suck my balls

>> No.9513189

>>9513172
You're weak
WEAK

Self respect and pride is something the upper echelons of society want us to have, this way we can slave for them for an eternity.

>> No.9513195

>>9513186
Get your mom to do that for you, nerd. LMAO

>> No.9513201
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9513201

8/4/2012

The day truNEET failures were defeated by tall, handsome, successful alpha males.

>> No.9513213
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9513213

I haven't been outside in so long, I haven't done anything other than sit infront of my PC all day just walking up the stairs in my house tires me out. I am 19 years old and thin, I feel like a 70 year old man... I get pains in my chest, I have mini heart-attacks and my legs go numb when I sit still for too long. I'm not sure my body can take much more of this.
What should I do?

>> No.9513215

>>9513201
8/6/2012

The day tall, handsome, successful alpha males gave their paychecks to truNEETs once again.

>> No.9513226
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9513226

I'm on autismbux and I'm getting about 200 dollars a week, would be more if I didn't live with my parents.
I live with my parents and they pay for all of my expenses so all of that money is either saved or spent on figures, ordering drugs off the internet, and sex toys.
If my parents die then I get several hundred thousand dollars in life insurance money.

Theme song to my life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpdbXm7I4sE

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>>9513215
My taxes also go to help build schools for children and provide shelters for the homeless. Because not only am I rich and successful, I'm also compassionate.

When's the last time you have contributed to society or helped someone? Probably never. In fact you take tax dollars that could be used to help feed orphans, you are truly despicable. Consider suicide.

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9513235

While you're inside on a Friday evening jacking off to Touhou and projecting your elitism on /jp/ I'm out with the lads fucking bitches and making monies.
Stay greasy, neckbeard mummy's boys...

>> No.9513239

>>9513170
>>9513170
>>9513170
>>9513170
>>9513170
>>9513170

>> No.9513244

>>9513235
It's a saturday, nerd.

>> No.9513245

So what are you buying with your autism bucks, /jp/?

I'm thinking about getting making a new PC after being stuck with my shit one for years.

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9513248

>>9513231
So your saying your taxes go to helping others? Thanks!

>> No.9513249

>>9513235

>I'm out with the lads fucking bitches and making monies.
>lads

So we're staying inside and having fun and you're out there fucking disease ridden chav girls and working?

>> No.9513251

Can you get autismbux without having to shit in a trash can?

>> No.9513255

>>9513231
>My taxes also go to help build schools for children and provide shelters for the homeless
>provide shelters for the homeless

Guess where we'd fall in without our parents, motherfucker.

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9513260

>>9513248
Yes they help starving orphans, while you leech money the government could spend on improving schools.

>>9513255
I don't care if some useless obese nerd who jacks off to drawings is homeless. He should have made better life decisions.

>> No.9513269

>>9513260
It's not you who gets to decide that, it's your government :)

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>>9513249
Bitch please, I've got some standards.
I get with classy ladies and they pay me to gag on my gorgeous cock.
Stay jelly and greasy, loser.
Also, I enjoy my job, I just happen to make money doing something I enjoy.

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>>9513260
And I couldn't have done it without your hard work. Thanks for working for me!

>> No.9513278

>>9513260
>money
>ever improving schools
This is what braindeads actually believe.

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>>9513270
I work to help out dying orphans who truly need assistance, that's something a pathetic shut-in like you would never understand. I can't help it if a small amount of money goes to an autist with no friends and ashamed parents, as long as most of it goes to helping people who actually need it.

It's called contributing to society, you should try it sometime.

>> No.9513283

>>9513278
You've just revealed that you're from /v/ with your incorrect usage of the quoting feature. Leeches are not very smart, are they?

>> No.9513288

This is just embarrassing, the guy posting pictures just stop. Yes you work, so do I, but posting pictures of ripped guys acting like you're anything like them is just showing insecurity.

>> No.9513289

>>9513280
And using that money those niggers will make five more starving niggers for each one you save. Excellent plan chucklefuck.

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>>9513288
When's the last time you got laid, nerd? Probably never.

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>>9513280
Why would I want to help people I don't care about? That's your job, normalfriend.

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>>9513291
>>9513289
Typical leeches who don't care about anyone but themselves. I bet your mother wishes she got an abortion. Do you even have a six pack?

>> No.9513300

>>9513283
Are you so autistic that it bothers you when people use functions in novel ways?

>> No.9513303

>>9513295
I have legitimate physical issues, so please stop shitting up the board.

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>>9513295
I have a job you fucking retard. I'm still not dumb enough to throw money into the mouths of gaping niggers like you, idiot. You can't have many braincells inside of that skull.

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>>9513303
Hang nails are not a legitimate physical issue, pathetic waste of a human life. The world would be better off if you killed yourself.

>> No.9513315

>>9513309
I will beat your faggot as with my cane, /fit/.

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>>9513295
No, my mother loves me very much, no matter what. I'm sorry you have such a shitty mother who forced you to work hard.

I do have a six pack, thanks for asking.

>> No.9513335

>>9513320
>Posting pictures of kawaii anime gurls on /jp/
>Has a 6pack
Yeah, no
I can bullshit on the internet too

>> No.9513336

>>9513309
Even if you're a troll, why do you save pictures of one dead guy who's half naked most of the time?

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>>9513320
Of course she says she loves you, she's your mother. But every night before she goes to sleep she thinks about all the things she thought you would accomplish, and then gets teary eyed looking at the pathetic shell of a human being you've become. She probably blames herself, but you don't care, as long as she keeps providing you with a place to live she can suffer all she wants.

>> No.9513342

>>9513022
butts are funny

wwwwwwwwww

>> No.9513349

Bitch I've been in the army. The manliest thing you have probably done was to jack off to those pictures you so vehemently adore.

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>>9513341
Whatever you say mister psychic man.

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>>9513349
Ex-military people are the biggest leeches there are.

>> No.9513371

>>9513365
This is the thanks I get for protecting your freedoms? Ungrateful ingrate, your grandfather would probably shoot himself knowing he has such a disgraceful grandchild.

>> No.9513374

>>9513371
The only things you're protecting are oil companies, fuckstick.

>> No.9513376

>>9513371
True americans defend israel

>> No.9513389

>>9513374
Fuck aren't you an edgy little liberal. Don't you have some niggers to lend your girlfriend to?

>> No.9513401

>>9513389
Do you honestly think you were defending our freedom by killing brown children in Afghanistan? I noticed how Obama redefined "militant" to mean "any male in a combat zone" so you can kill more civilians without racking up the civilian death count.

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government offering free money

[ ] no, i have pride honor etc useless hollywood movie hero attributes

[ ] yes

>> No.9513413

>>9513401
I like how you think I went around shooting children you closeted dumb suburban faggot.

>> No.9513415

Take a page out of ODBs book. If the government is handing out free cash, take it.

>> No.9513882

>>9513406
[ ] I don't have autism

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