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NEET thread Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:32:16 2012 No.9512276 [DELETED]

Autism confirmed

How do you spend your bux?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:33:02 2012 No.9512282 Prostitution

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:34:46 2012 No.9512285 Brap brap mate, innit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:36:34 2012 No.9512289 You know it's possible to scan barcodes through images right? I could track you down and kill you if I wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:36:48 2012 No.9512292 Buy erotic hypnosis mp3's, spend the rest of your days enslaved to some voice coming out of your computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:37:48 2012 No.9512296 File: 337 KB, 473x261, tumblr_l2zcz35URm1qb5yhxo1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] omedito gozaimasu. prepare for your weeaboo hikkimori powers to increase 100 fold

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:38:48 2012 No.9512298 >>9512289 As long as you let me suck your cock first. I can't die without living out the /jp/ dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:38:48 2012 No.9512299 >>9512289 We have a badass over here. Reminds me of 2008. We used to have a lot more badasses like you over here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:42:33 2012 No.9512311 File: 31 KB, 376x521, 1342054737361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that chair when you will never be granted autismbuckz

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:43:48 2012 No.9512315 File: 337 KB, 960x540, 1343679544568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it possible to get autism money without having to talk to anybody face to face or over the telephone? I don't think I can handle that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:45:17 2012 No.9512323 >>9512315 I doubt you can fill in an online questionnaire. I'd like that too though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:45:47 2012 No.9512326 Oh by the way, I put the crappy patchy in the picture so you know that I am, in fact, an otaku.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:46:32 2012 No.9512328 >>9512299 >We have a badass over here. Fuck off back to reddit, subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:46:32 2012 No.9512329 That is a pathetically low amount of cash. In Sweden, you can get up to $2,500 a month for being autistic!

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat Aug 4 10:47:17 2012 No.9512330 >>9512315 No, you need to see a psychiatrist and be diagnosed, and fill out lots of paperwork.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:48:17 2012 No.9512336 >>9512289 Thanks for the info.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:48:32 2012 No.9512338

>>9512315
I always find posts like this humorous because people like you seem like the ones that need it the most. Honestly being able to actually go through everything and get qualified in the first place seems like it would prove that you don't need the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:49:02 2012 No.9512344 >>9512338 "Hey Huntingtons Disease Sam, you don't actually need that money because you were capable of going through the process to get it yourself."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:51:48 2012 No.9512349 >>9512344 I meant to actually tie that post exclusively to social disorders, but apparently I messed that up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 10:52:19 2012 No.9512350 >>9512315 Get your mum to deal with it. She can say you're too autistic to deal with them yourself.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Aug 4 10:55:03 2012 No.9512362 Not spending it on shit-quality figurines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:02:38 2012 No.9512384 Autism is like facebook. Too mainstream. I'm going to pick a more unique and original illness as soon as they find one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:12:09 2012 No.9512407 Fuck I wish I had £71 That's like $250 American

>>	b.b.hood !ponpOnMgkc Sat Aug 4 11:12:54 2012 No.9512405 £71 a week? Is that supposed to be a livable amount of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:13:24 2012 No.9512410 >>9512276 How would you survive with only ~300 a month unless you still live with your parents?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:14:24 2012 No.9512415 File: 37 KB, 640x480, EXPERT PHOTOGRAPHY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's bullshit, why don't I get that much? ( ._.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:18:11 2012 No.9512424 >That feel when I get no money from gubernment and need to work 40 hours a week Fucking autists, stop stealing my taxes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:21:56 2012 No.9512431 >>9512424 >Profiting from other people hard work is a mark of intelligent. I'm quoting this guy. >>9512008

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:22:28 2012 No.9512434 >>9512405 The other half of the letter states other benefits I may be eligible for, such as housing benefit and stuff. But I don't need to apply for those because I live with my mum. Yeap, living the dream!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:25:59 2012 No.9512445 €194 a week here. I give €30 to my parents. So far Ive spent it on a new pc build, a trip to Japan, a tv, and a whole lot of other random crap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:26:59 2012 No.9512451 I should seriously do this. Working with people is making me terribly depressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:27:29 2012 No.9512454 >>9512445 Wait a minute. Can someone on autism bux actually buy a flight ticket and take trip outside of their country to Japan? Wont the people that give you your paycheck realize you going out of the country?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:27:29 2012 No.9512456 >>9512415 If you're above a certain age (I believe it's 25?) you get paid more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:30:59 2012 No.9512469 File: 71 KB, 960x720, 1341139852289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also Britfag here. What magic did you perform, OP? Tell me your secrets.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:31:45 2012 No.9512474

>>9512454

No. My money is handed to me in cash every thursday at the post office. Alls I have to do is show up and show them my social welfare card. After that Im free to do whatever the fuck I want with it.
The best part about it is that Im actually receiving this money legitimately, no lies, no fraud, no pretending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:31:59 2012 No.9512477 File: 258 KB, 1280x720, 1312130289160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't want to go to my assessment appointments, /jp/. Should I just skip them?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:35:59 2012 No.9512484
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>>9512456
I see, I see.

Sucks to be young, I suppose.

My social worker thinks I might be eligible for DLA, and I have this autism thing to go to. Hopefully things will get better.

Do you know if the up to ~£100 "main phase" rate is fixed, or does that depend on age too? The Directgov website isn't very clear:
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/BenefitsTaxCreditsAndOtherSupport/Illorinjured/DG_17
1896

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:36:30 2012 No.9512487 >>9512474 Sounds like a hassle, money just appears in my bank account every week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:37:02 2012 No.9512494 Boy I'd love to do this, but I think in the end I'd feel too much guilt and disappointment over being such a fuck up (or even more than I am now at least).

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:37:14 2012 No.9512489 >>9512477 They'll cut your money if you don't. Unless you claim to have agoraphobia and ask for a home assessment. They'll either send someone round, or say "screw it, just give the autistic bastard his money"

>>	Kronie !!xpzikOlvjKv Sat Aug 4 11:37:32 2012 No.9512490 File: 52 KB, 300x292, 1340630692293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone quick, give me your autism I want some money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:38:34 2012 No.9512501 >>9512494 Why? I'm not saying HURR DURR FUCK MORALS BECOME A LEECH, but if you think you are entitled to it, why not apply?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:38:47 2012 No.9512499 I get €188 a week. You should complain that your country is discriminating against autistics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:39:34 2012 No.9512504 >>9512330 How can I fool the experts into thinking I'm autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:40:03 2012 No.9512510 >>9512501 Why would you use the term 'hurr durr'? It only serves to make you look silly. Morality is an arbitrary word game anyway, no matter how edgy you want to call people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:40:18 2012 No.9512505 >2012 >leeching money

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:40:18 2012 No.9512506 >>9512490 Why did you change nick, korean pony. Or are you someone else being sore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:40:33 2012 No.9512509 >>9512501 I'm not entitled to it. I'm a bit off from being 'legally autistic'. I don't know enough about it to hold a strong opinion, but I feel as though it shouldn't be a government funded disability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:41:03 2012 No.9512513 File: 127 KB, 756x867, 1330042764993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512504 If you are on /jp/ there's a good chance there is something wrong with you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:41:33 2012 No.9512516 >>9512504 Show them how you spend your free time.

>>	Kronie !!xpzikOlvjKv Sat Aug 4 11:41:33 2012 No.9512517 File: 26 KB, 398x384, 1324694224464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512506 The mods were so sore they didn't want to see my name anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:42:03 2012 No.9512522 >>9512509 If your parents paid their taxes you do have some entitlement and what's with the spoilers, dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:42:03 2012 No.9512523 >>9512504 Don't Just hang around /jp/ long enough. Eventually the autism rubs off on you, and you can apply legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:43:18 2012 No.9512524 >>9512504 It is not that hard to act as an autistic. Dont talk much. Dont have friends. Cant concentrate. Act anal over the smallest of details. During the interview keep trying to repeat and play over the smallest of thing. ie pen or pencils.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:44:03 2012 No.9512538 >>9512524 Neat, I already do that shit except the anal about small details thing!

>>	Mediator Sat Aug 4 11:44:03 2012 No.9512539 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1342371664948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mom just sold a bunch of my games so she could buy groceries.. I wish I got autism money.

>>	Mediator Sat Aug 4 11:44:18 2012 No.9512528 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1342371664948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mom just sold a bunch of my games so she could by groceries.. I wish I got autism money.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:44:18 2012 No.9512530

>>9512504
Don't. It must be easy to fake: just pretend you're Spock and do some sort of repetitive gestures while you're idle. I think a professional would see through it, though. And if you're British, you will undergo the DISCO diagnosis, which means your parents or siblings will have to come in and lie for you.

Overall, it's better to just receive benefits for an illness you actually have. And you're on /jp/, so that means you are mentally ill.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:44:18 2012 No.9512531

I wish I wasn't living in this german shithole.

You can get unemployment money here but it's even worse than working: You're forced to attend some kind of "job training" every few months. It lasts months and you have to stay there 7+ hours daily together with the worst kinds of humans imaginable.

Time for suicide I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:45:03 2012 No.9512545 >>9512474 >The best part about it is that Im actually receiving this money legitimately, no lies, no fraud, no pretending. Except for the part where you're pretending to have a disability to get SSI checks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:45:48 2012 No.9512542 File: 7 KB, 163x156, 1333667306629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512489 I called my worker and asked for a reschedule. I just postponed it a week though, I should have postponed it for a month or something, I'm such a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:46:02 2012 No.9512550 >>9512524 >Dont talk much. >Dont have friends. >Cant concentrate. >Act anal over the smallest of details. Wow, maybe I do have autism, although I have improved a little since I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:47:47 2012 No.9512555 >OH HAI GUISE DO I HAVE AUTISM YET??? :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:47:47 2012 No.9512556 >>9512539 What are you doing here, bully? Didn't you hear /jp/ is a no bully zone?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:47:47 2012 No.9512557

>>9512510
I'm not confident enough to make points without adding some ironic catchphrase. I felt that's the sort of opinion this guy was trying to avoid.

>>9512509
Well, what do you have? Depression? Anxiety? If you are a NEET, there is a reason for it. Or even if you're not a NEET, but want to be. I suppose there's always just laziness or greed, but if you don't like being outside and talking to people, there's a whole spectrum of disorders right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:48:17 2012 No.9512558 >>9512550 It's more complex than a list of symptoms, don't take medical advice from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:48:32 2012 No.9512559 Is it easier to get on SSI if I have schizophrenia or autism? I can probably easily trigger my most likely latent schizophrenia with enough hallucinogens, but I don't know if I'm a good enough actor to pull off autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:48:47 2012 No.9512561 >>9512556 Don't bully mediatorsan

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:48:47 2012 No.9512562 I wish I could get government cash, but I'm too afraid to leave my room. I'm quite jealous of all of you.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:49:32 2012 No.9512566

>>9512545

Im not pretending. I got diagnosed as a kid, and then diagnosed with more shit as a teen. Dont make me post my psych report in here! if I could find it . Anyway, being diagnosed was probably for the best as my life has greatly improved, Im not as depressed as I used to be, my meds help me concentrate, and Im no longer a fat fucking retard.......mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:49:47 2012 No.9512567 Does anyone know if you can get autism bux in Australia? I think my teacher said we don't classify it as a disorder anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:50:18 2012 No.9512569 >>9512557 I have depression and mild anxiety. I'm sort of living as a NEET right now, though I'm just out of high school and simply haven't applied for any college, nor have much of a drive to.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:50:18 2012 No.9512570

>>9512550
>>9512538
It is pretty funny.
I dont know how medical people diagnose them.
Sure those are all trait of autism but real autism is kind of different.
One of my cousin really does have autism, in addition of all of those above there is no way he can function in a normal society. He goes batshit insane and just suddenly shout in the public for no fucking reason. He also wrecks shit for no apparent reason.

All of us here are just pretending to be one and the medical people just lap it up.

>>	Kronie !!xpzikOlvjKv Sat Aug 4 11:51:02 2012 No.9512577 File: 165 KB, 832x720, 1324040085350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512562 This, I'm too afraid to leave the house or even answer a phone call. Much less call them or whatever and have them try to diagnose me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:51:47 2012 No.9512575 >>9512559 Yes. You don't even need to be a schizo, just be at risk of it. If you've had psychosis or anything related you could easily get the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:52:17 2012 No.9512578 File: 74 KB, 396x505, 1341276738819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512539 You want to make some extra money? Get on your knees and go to work.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:52:32 2012 No.9512579

>>9512566

Being "diagnosed" with a bunch of things that aren't disabilities, and then claiming they are real disabilities which are no different then something like late-stage cancer that prevent you from working, is pretending, and lying, and your not entitled to that money you stupid fuck.

I respect people who just admit they're leeching money, then people like you who actually believe they have a legitimate handicap when they don't.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:52:32 2012 No.9512580

>>9512558
This. Seriously, it's tempting to look at the broad strokes of autism and decide it fits you to a T. We're all shy and socially awkward. But to a professional diagnostician, there's a lot more to it than a list of symptoms you read on Wikipedia, or even a list of criteria from the DSM. By all means go for a diagnosis, though, because diagnoses are for checking these things. It's possible you might have a similar but unrelated disorder, like schizoid personality disorder or social anxiety disorder. Consider all your options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:54:04 2012 No.9512588 >>9512579 I know you're trying to troll btw. Also, its not like I asked for the money. I just got a letter in the mail one day notifying me that Im not receiving it. The end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:54:19 2012 No.9512585 >>9512567 http://www.autismspectrum.org.au/index.php?mn=2-2-4-4&option=com_chronocontact&Itemid=548&am p;Itemid=548 >The cost for a diagnostic assessment is $975 lol

>>	Mediator Sat Aug 4 11:54:34 2012 No.9512586 File: 68 KB, 1280x720, 1342371665038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512556 Please stop it.. I get really upset when people say these things about me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:54:50 2012 No.9512587 You guys suck. I get 2500 dollars a month for my bux.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:55:34 2012 No.9512590 The fuck? I didn't make that much when I had a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:55:34 2012 No.9512592 >>9512580 >But to a professional pseudo-scientist, there's a lot more to it than a list of symptoms you read on Wikipedia, or even a list of criteria from the DSM. Much more then that, it's called there arbitrary opinion. FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:55:49 2012 No.9512593 >>9512587 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu6ok5ykyuQ Now I understand why people like these get pissed off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:56:49 2012 No.9512596 >>9512588 I'm not "trying to troll". Are you really so delusional that you think anyone who disagrees that your bullshit "diseases" aren't actually disabilities, is simply "trolling"? It's not a fucking disability.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:56:49 2012 No.9512597

>>9512580
Most people here probably have some disorder, but shit like schizoid doesn't qualify you for any autism bux because you can probably work just fine. There's not really much point in going for a bunch of tests and talking to social workers when they'll just slap a worthless label on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:56:49 2012 No.9512598 >>9512587 I live in Canada btw

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:58:19 2012 No.9512603

>>9512570
Correct.
I never once used the word Autism when applying for benefits, because I know what real autism is and I don't have it.
I have social-phobia,anxiety, depression etc

But on /jp/ it's just used a broad term for mentally fucked in one way or another.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:58:34 2012 No.9512605
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>>9512577
This is me.
I can't even answer the phone without having a panic attack. I drop major spaghetti on the telephone and just kept repeating myself "Sorry... ?". I don't know why, I just can't seem to understand people on the phone.
In person I'm even worse, I just stand there grinning like an idiot and laugh at everything people say - It's really faked laughter too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:58:49 2012 No.9512609 >>9512596 Because you know me and what I was diagnosed with, right? You know my history, and what problems Ive had? Clearly you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:58:49 2012 No.9512610 >>9512592 Go back to whereever your home board is. You don't know anything about psychiatry and psychology. You don't know any of these however, you might as well go with the scientologist's psychiatry is evil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 11:58:49 2012 No.9512612 >>9512597 Man, can't I just be stupid without having it be some sort of disorder?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:00:34 2012 No.9512620 >>9512610 Psychology isn't a science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:01:19 2012 No.9512622 File: 498 KB, 260x200, 1343763358025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512586 I'd bully your anus so rough your ass would howl. Seriously, I'd brutalise you so badly you wouldn't shit for a month.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:01:49 2012 No.9512625

>>9512579
>>9512596
Look up the medical definition for "disability".

I have met someone who was in a car accident and has to use a wheelchair for the rest of his life. That never really bothered him, and he adjusted pretty fast. He was also very depressed and had panic attacks at school and later work. That was a much bigger issue to him than simply having to wheel himself around instead of walking.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:02:05 2012 No.9512632

>>9512610

I know more about psychiatry and psychology than you. It's really like your first time coming in contact with someone who wasn't indoctrinated into believing psychiatrist's nonsense. Do you really equate everyone who is against psychiatry with scientologist's?

>>9512609

I know that you don't have a fucking legitimate disability that prevents you from working.

Seriously, you actually believe your "mental illness" is a real medical disability that physical prevents you from working? You think your mental issues are on par with real disabilities like multiple sclerosis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:02:19 2012 No.9512627 >>9512620 Nobody said it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:02:34 2012 No.9512629 >>9512593 Hey this is pretty cool. How do I be a refugee in USA? What do I have to do? Asian here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:02:34 2012 No.9512630 File: 81 KB, 1024x576, 1341014100130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was born with a job. To be an unstable freak menace to society. I get paid to stay away from normal functional people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:04:34 2012 No.9512634 It's pathetic how many people base their whole personality around their "mental disabilities". It used to be a taboo, but now everyone wants to claim they have something wrong with them to be unique and edgy. You're all such special snowflaks.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:05:04 2012 No.9512639
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Does Uncle's guide still apply or are there new updated guides for getting on autismbux?

I want to get my money. How much acting will I have to do? Do I have to piss myself in public or anything like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:05:05 2012 No.9512635 I get £100 a week from ESA and about £50 a week from DLA.

Kronie !!xpzikOlvjKv Sat Aug 4 12:05:34 2012 No.9512637
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>>9512605
We truly are the same.
Also just recently my fridge as stopped working and currently all my food is spoiling but I just don't have the guts to actually go and call my landlord to fix it/replace it. I really don't understand what is wrong with me.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:06:19 2012 No.9512640

>>9512625

I'm sure his panic attacks could be more troublesome for him.

The fact is that one thing is a legitimate medical disability, the other isn't.

It's seriously got to the point where anyone can get SSI checks just for claiming they're socially inept. Apparently "wahhh I'm sad" counts as a medical disability now. Why? Thanks to people like the dickheads in this thread and psychiatry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:06:19 2012 No.9512641 File: 97 KB, 1278x720, she sees my dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bullied Mediator's mouth with my dick. Ask me anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:06:34 2012 No.9512643 File: 17 KB, 800x600, snowCannon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512634 Snowplanes beware.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:07:19 2012 No.9512648

>>9512632
Why would multiple sclerosis prevent somebody from working? Just give them a job that doesn't require fine motor skills, there are hundreds of jobs like that. Next you'll be telling me "being bad at cleaning" is a disability because it inhibits your ability to do certain jobs.

Take your made-up "disabilities" back to your conspiracy theory and pseudoscience forums. Some people have real problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:07:19 2012 No.9512649 >>9512634 >special snoflakes Please stop that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:07:34 2012 No.9512651 >>9512640 >It is seriously got

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:08:19 2012 No.9512655

>>9512632
Having a good body isn't all you need to function normally. Let's take another extreme example like your MS one. Should a braindead vegetable be forced to work because look, his body is perfectly functional! What a lazy fool, he should get a job, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:08:51 2012 No.9512659 >>9512651 It's is also a contraction for it has, not just it is. The more you know jackass.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:09:21 2012 No.9512664

>>9512640

>It's seriously got to the point where anyone can get SSI checks just for claiming they're socially inept. Apparently "wahhh I'm sad" counts as a medical disability now. Why? Thanks to people like the dickheads in this thread and psychiatry.

Why do people like you exist? Why do you want to ruin everyone's fun?

We're getting free money. Shut up and stop trying to ruin it for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:09:36 2012 No.9512665 >>9512659 I know. >It has seriously got Still wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:09:36 2012 No.9512666 >>9512641 Did it felt good? Is mediator cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:09:52 2012 No.9512668 >>9512655 Are you implying that MS doesn't effect every single part of your body and not just your brain? Not all MS patients are brain dead vegetables either, holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:10:24 2012 No.9512669 >>9512641 Frig off, bully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:10:24 2012 No.9512670 spend all bux on pocky

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:10:24 2012 No.9512671 >>9512659 You probably wanted to use "gotten," then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:11:38 2012 No.9512678 >>9512668 Are you retarded? Who the fuck implied that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:11:53 2012 No.9512679 >>9512665 It's fine in British English.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:12:38 2012 No.9512682

>>9512640
>>9512625
You are pathetic. From the tone you sound so jealous.
Dont blame the people giving them free money.
Blame the system. Who wouldnt want free money? If you can get it then do it.
If you are jealous about this
1) dont pay the tax
2) change the system
3) get free money yourself

People like you disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:13:08 2012 No.9512694 you don't have to fake autism. just go total weeaboo. the autism will follow.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:13:09 2012 No.9512685
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How did you guys convince your parents to allow you to do this?

I haven't left the house in six years so I probably have something wrong with me that would get me autism bux, but my mom is being a bully and she says that she will disown me and kick me out of the house if I get money from the government.

She says that she thinks I'm perfectly capable of getting a job, but I'm just lazy and a little shy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:13:53 2012 No.9512690 >>9512679 I'm sorry then. English is my second language, I use a combination of American and British English.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:13:53 2012 No.9512691 Hey guys look at me I have no personality so my entire sense of self revolves around my illness that I diagnosed myself with on the internet. You guys are no better than people with pink hair and gauges trying oh-so-hard to be unique.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:13:53 2012 No.9512692 >>9512630 Post of the year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:14:38 2012 No.9512695 File: 89 KB, 1280x720, 1324645221765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512685 Get a job you fucking asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:14:54 2012 No.9512698 >>9512691 But you're trying oh-so-hard right now too. Don't you think that is a bit ironic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:15:08 2012 No.9512700 I get SSI for having narcissistic personality disorder, living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:08 2012 No.9512703 >>9512691 I enjoy the irony.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:08 2012 No.9512704 >>9512698 Does the truth hurt, sperglord?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:23 2012 No.9512707 >>9512640 >>9512640 I have schizophrenia. I am entitled to your tax money, or do you want me to work and stress myself so much that I end up shooting people and such? Yeah, no. Stay jelly, mad nerd.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:39 2012 No.9512708

>>9512685
I didn't convince my parents, my mum suggested to me that I should go on DLA because I'm classed as legally disabled and we needed help with paying the bills. I got on ESA after I was visited by someone who did an assessment and saw that I was in absolutely no fit state to be able to work and she instantly suggested I needed to get on ESA to further help pay the bills.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:39 2012 No.9512710

>>9512682
>>9512664

>>9512664

Like I said, I don't care if you just admit your leaching money and abusing the system.

I have absolutely no problem with that. It's the people who pretend they have "disabilities" and actually believe they're entitled to that money like people with actual disabilities are.

>>9512665

"It has seriously got to the point" would be correct grammar.

>>9512678

>Let's take another extreme example like your MS one. Should a braindead vegetable
>Having a good body isn't all you need to function normally.

Maybe I mistook that last quote to be referring to specifically people with MS, while you were actually referring to everyone as a whole. The former quote is still relevant though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:39 2012 No.9512711 >>9512666 Honestly, it was a pretty lousy attempt, he kept pulling back to gasp for air; I had to keep holding his head down so he couldn't keep pulling back. >>9512669 You can suck my dick too honey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:39 2012 No.9512712 Do they ask anything about your education level? I already have a BS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:53 2012 No.9512713 >>9512685 How about you get a job you lazy jackass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:16:53 2012 No.9512714 >>9512691 >You guys are no better than people with pink hair and gauges trying oh-so-hard to be unique. They're not getting paid. I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:17:23 2012 No.9512716 >>9512685 Why would she rather have no money coming in than money coming in? That's not even logical.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:17:38 2012 No.9512720 >>9512711 >he

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:18:08 2012 No.9512722 >http://www.handytax.ca/information/list-of-qualifying-disabilities/ >Dressing impairment I could apply for support in Canada because I can't match clothes? This is too funny. The number of things here I could pretend to have are overwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:18:53 2012 No.9512725 File: 575 KB, 1073x614, WHOA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512700 Get out of the thread Day9 xDDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:19:23 2012 No.9512727 >>9512716 >That's not even logical. Normals don't think like this. They care too much about useless things like pride and shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:19:23 2012 No.9512728 >>9512722 That's probably aimed at people like stroke victims who have forgotten how to dress themselves properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:19:38 2012 No.9512731 File: 35 KB, 400x271, liberty for all eagle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512716 Maybe because she's a prideful, patriotic American and she'd rather die than leech money she doesn't deserve.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:19:53 2012 No.9512733

>>9512632

No not at all. I could work a job, but Im currently trying to get a decent education. A few years ago, I probably couldnt work a job seeing as I was so braindead and depressed I was on the verge of suicide.
Most colleges and I.T's wont accept me due to just having no good previous education, so Im slowly working my way towards trying to getting a semi-decent degree, which wont be for many years when Im nearly 30.
I perform very poorly academically, I literally cant add or subtract small numbers and my problem solving ability is zero. But thats not to say I dont try. I do.

At the end of the day, I didnt lie or fake shit. I was sent to various psych's and from their evaluations the government deemed me eligible for the money.
I cant get any jobs that pay more than what I receive from welfare. My country is in a bad enough economic state as it is with high unemployment rates. If I was to get a shitty gas station job I would lose my welfare and then I would be earning less. How am I supposed to pay for full time education then? Medications also cost me money.

I could go on making more shitty points that probably dont back me up but I lack interest/attention span. Time to watch anime.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:19:53 2012 No.9512734

>>9512707

I bet I am more psychotic than you.

You're not entitled to that money you fuck head. I know someone with fairly serious brain damage from huffing paint, he suffers from severe hallucinations and delusions. Yet you know what? He has a fucking job.

He. Has. A. Fucking. Job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:20:08 2012 No.9512735 >>9512720 It's Fukune btw, who is a dude named George.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:20:23 2012 No.9512737 >>9512716 If he gets on a permanent income, it means he will have no motivation to anything for the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:20:38 2012 No.9512739 File: 48 KB, 456x432, 1340335302792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512707

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:20:38 2012 No.9512740 >>9512734 >He. Has. A. Fucking. Job. Sucks for him

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:20:54 2012 No.9512741 >>9512722 full retard post of the year

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:21:23 2012 No.9512744 >>9512734 We don't all live in communist society.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:22:38 2012 No.9512749 >>9512734 >He has a fucking job. >He. Has. A. Fucking. Job. He can apply for free money. He didnt. He lose. Maybe he should work on his intelligence a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:22:53 2012 No.9512751 Is it even possible to receive autism bucks in the US if you're kicked out of the house?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:23:10 2012 No.9512756 File: 65 KB, 467x616, youremad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512739 my face when

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:23:55 2012 No.9512753 >>9512751 You can have it delivered to a homeless shelter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:23:55 2012 No.9512754 How do you ensure you get autism money? I've been to a shrink but he just prescribed me some anti-depressives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:23:55 2012 No.9512755 >brain damage from huffing paint >He. Has. A. Fucking. Job. Having a job, confirmed for brain dead retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:24:25 2012 No.9512757 >>9512749 >autismbux >more money than a job Maybe you don't have intelligence too

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:24:40 2012 No.9512759 >>9512749 >>9512744 >>9512740 The point is that he can get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:24:55 2012 No.9512760 >>9512759 So what?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:24:55 2012 No.9512762

>>9512737
If we can assume that is true then we can assume that he will never find a job in his current state anyway. He is currently giving nothing to the house and he could be giving something to the house. It's entirely illogical for him to not try to get on it in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:25:10 2012 No.9512768 >>9512759 Who gives a shit about that? Most of us can get a job. I know I can, but I don't want to. So I got my money and now I don't need a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:25:25 2012 No.9512764 >>9512760 He's smarter and better than you'll ever be

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:25:25 2012 No.9512765 >>9512762 His mother probably doesn't want him to stay in the same state forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:25:40 2012 No.9512766 >>9512722 >Gender Identity Disorder (GID) Check your entitlement, trans scum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:10 2012 No.9512769 >>9512757 Who are you quoting? Also no where did he say it gives more money than a job, somehow I don't think you thought your post through.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:10 2012 No.9512770 >>9512760 So that means all of you can, and that means you shouldn't be receiving money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:10 2012 No.9512771 >>9512757 >>more money than a job Who you quoting bro? Have you take into account travel expenses? Parking expenses? Tax deduction? Expenses when I am out eating? And lastly all the time wasted at job? Lets put it at 40hours/week that you cant buy back?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:10 2012 No.9512776 >>9512722 I thought you weren't going to post here anymore, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:25 2012 No.9512772 How is litteally not being able to, at all leave the house or talk to people normally NOT something that should get you money to help you? Sure, you should have to undergo therapy or something, but saying people don't deserve it is just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:25 2012 No.9512773 /jp/ is especially shitty right now. Is it because it's Saturday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:26:56 2012 No.9512775 >>9512770 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:27:25 2012 No.9512777 >>9512769 >>9512771 >LELELEL WHO ARE YOU QUOTING LOL XDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:27:25 2012 No.9512778 >>9512775 Because you're being paid for not being able to work but you can work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:27:27 2012 No.9512783 >>9512764 He's doing something he doesn't want to do, I'm not. Who's the smarter one again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:27:40 2012 No.9512779 >>9512773 Jealousy is a fickle beast.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:27:40 2012 No.9512780

>>9512757

Whether or not autismbux will give you more money than a job doesn't matter. The most important thing in life is time and time is what a job will suck away from you.

I would much rather live simply off autismbux and spend every day doing the things I love than make a lot of money and have most of my life sucked away because I had to work to get that money.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:27 2012 No.9512786

>>9512760

You completely missed the point of why I was bringing up that he has a job.

You faggots are sitting there saying "I'm entitled to your money because I have a disability", when there is fucking nothing stopping you from getting a job and you don't actually have a disability.

>>9512768

If you read anything I said, I told you I don't give a shit about people abusing the system, nor would I bother any of you for that. I only care about the "I'M ENTITLED" people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:41 2012 No.9512787 >>9512777 You should learn how to use the quote function properly. Nice triple, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:41 2012 No.9512788 >>9512778 Autistic can technically work but technically not too since nobody wants to employ them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:41 2012 No.9512789 >>9512783 Who says he doesn't want to do it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:56 2012 No.9512790 >>9512778 Stop being jealous. We're getting paid for not working because we convinced the government to give us free money. That's all there is to it. Sure, maybe I can work, but why should I when I can just get free money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:28:56 2012 No.9512791 >>9512773 You should have seen it last night. Take note how shittier /jp/ gets towards the evening and night time. Thats the eurofucks for you, or probably the scandinavians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:11 2012 No.9512793 >>>/a/69597453 Heads up, the guy shitposting in here is a ret/a/rd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:26 2012 No.9512794 >>9512779 Why would I be jealous of a pathetic loser who gets paid to die alone? There's a reason there are so many depression threads here, it's clear you all hate yourselves and your lives. It's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:41 2012 No.9512796 >>9512780 >still thinking a job sucks time >2012 >this is what autismal failures think

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:41 2012 No.9512797 >>9512772 Because it enables you to not leave the house even more.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:29:56 2012 No.9512799

>>9512765
But there isn't a guarantee that he wouldn't ever be able to get a job while on them and there isn't a guarantee that he will find a job without them, even assuming she throws him out or something similar happens. She is throwing away potential money for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:11 2012 No.9512800 >>9512794 That is called a generalization my dear jealous friend. Not everyone is depressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:11 2012 No.9512808 >>9512791 Why are you only blaming us? I've been here all day combating cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:41 2012 No.9512803 >>9512685 Aside from the money you probably need professional help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:41 2012 No.9512804 >>9512791 >Thats the eurofucks for you How does that make sense when this is moving into US hours? In Euro morning and US night /jp/ is much better and when it's night time Euro and day/evening US /jp/ is shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:56 2012 No.9512805 I wonder if the guy shitposting in here is the same guy who blew up the drawthread after I mentioned my living situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:30:56 2012 No.9512806 >>9512790 Because a person can't even afford a place to live on $300 a month. Have fun staying with your parents forever, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:31:11 2012 No.9512809 >>9512800 Depression threads get 200 replies while actual meaningful threads get 10, stop living in denial, champ. It's not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:31:11 2012 No.9512812 Why do you fags keep responding to this guy? You should know better, if you're bored you can go shitpost or something. I'll even forgive you for it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:31:41 2012 No.9512810 >>9512803 Which you get when you go on the benefits most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:31:56 2012 No.9512811 >>9512809 Living in delusion is not very healthy either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:32:11 2012 No.9512813 >that feel when I get payed 75k a year as a programmer who works five hours a day five days a week LELELELELELELELELELELELEL

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:32:11 2012 No.9512814 >>9512796 What else do you think work is? How is spending 40 hours a week doing something you hate anything other than a complete waste of your life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:32:41 2012 No.9512815 >>9512809 What's an actual meaningful thread? The only ones I see around here are the VN generals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:32:41 2012 No.9512816 >>9512804 Its now Euro evening, and it tends to be when all the shitposters get online. It tends to die down around 3am euro time, when they go back to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:33:11 2012 No.9512818 File: 50 KB, 267x271, 1340891791031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] normalfags please leave please leave

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:33:41 2012 No.9512819

>>9512794
>depression threads
Those faggots need to go back to >>>/r9k/
They do not represent the true spirit of /jp/.

There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:33:41 2012 No.9512820 >>9512812 >Implying it's 1 guy The last post I made was right here; >>9512786

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:33:56 2012 No.9512821 >>9512816 You somehow seem to be forgetting it's also daytime in the US.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:34:26 2012 No.9512823 >>9512820 Be honest with me, you came from that /a/ thread, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:34:26 2012 No.9512824 >>9512819 Can you stop reposting that you fucking turbonerd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:34:26 2012 No.9512825 I get payed 75k a year as a programmer who works five hours a day five days a week. It feels nice being single living in a two story house thats already payed off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:34:56 2012 No.9512826 >>9512819 Here's the broken copypasta again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:11 2012 No.9512828 File: 16 KB, 400x400, 1340916646654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm getting $1200 biweekly for all my autism. That's 400-500 bux more than minimum wage. Who BAKA here? Not me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:11 2012 No.9512829 >>9512816 How does that even make sense? There aren't very many working people on /jp/ and Americans browse now too. Instead of trying to start some kind of national war by shitposting we should figure out how to handle the current shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:11 2012 No.9512836 >>9512832 Correct. You act very much like an /a/ regular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:26 2012 No.9512830 >>9512825 >already paid off That's retarded. You get tax benefits if you keep a mortgage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:26 2012 No.9512831 >>9512814 >still thinking a job is hateful >2012

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:41 2012 No.9512832 >>9512823 What /a/ thread? The one about yearbook quotes that was posted in this one?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:35:56 2012 No.9512835

>>9512786
Except the fear of leaving the house or the fear that being outside will trigger a schizophrenic episode, which I have been without for almost half a year now. But you're right, me not being able to leave the house isnt stopping me from getting a job, nor is the term schizophrenic being associated with me, it's just that I'm leaching money off the government for no apparent reason, even if that money isn't enough to pay bills and buy food other than bread, resulting in me having to stress more and more...

Maybe I should just kill myself.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:11 2012 No.9512837

It's very strange, I keep told my doctors and professionals around me that I'm unfit to work and I need help which I'm getting, they also give me money to help me give money towards the house I live in, yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:26 2012 No.9512840 >>9512825 Can I come?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:26 2012 No.9512841 >>9512828 Tell me your secrets, oh great one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:41 2012 No.9512842 >>9512829 Im sorry. It was just how I generally observed it. I live in Europe btw. And how to sort out the shitposting problem? Well first off, everyone should do what Im about to do. closes tab

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:41 2012 No.9512843 >>9512816 Damn Finns. We need to ban all Finnish IP's.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:36:56 2012 No.9512845
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I love how the wageslaves are grasping for excuses to justify their awful lives and claiming that people who get free money each week and spend every day doing what they enjoy are depressed.

Do you even look at the depression threads? They're filled with people who aren't getting autismbux and they want to kill themselves because they know they're going to have to live like you do and get a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:37:11 2012 No.9512850 File: 117 KB, 294x341, 1321431345131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512837 Mad wageslaves bitter about their lives. And they say you're happier with a job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:37:57 2012 No.9512849 >>9512828 Are you the retard master?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:38:11 2012 No.9512851 >>9512830 There's also this thing called interest. You'll learn about it when you get out into the real world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:38:26 2012 No.9512852 I wish I could get autismbux but I'm too afraid to leave the house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:38:26 2012 No.9512853 >>9512837 Jealousy is a trait that most people have. We should be classy and try not so hard to rub them off. Lets all try to like a pathetic loser that are starving everyday. Maybe they will pity us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:38:41 2012 No.9512854 File: 21 KB, 474x472, 1315881461586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512845

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:39:14 2012 No.9512856

>>9512836

>>9512837

No, you're not entitled to that money, nor do you "deserve" it. You've done nothing to deserve it.

>>9512835

>me not being able to leave the house

What's stopping you from leaving the house?

What is it? Oh what's that? There's nothing stopping you from leaving the house but you?

Ya, you're totally entitled to that money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:39:29 2012 No.9512857 >>9512828 Please enlighten us, great master.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:39:29 2012 No.9512858 >>9512854 Sucks to be him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:39:44 2012 No.9512859 >>9512850 >implying im not

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:40:14 2012 No.9512860 >>9512854 My dad left after my mom got pregnant. I seriously doubt he wanted those things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:40:45 2012 No.9512863 >>9512859 And the regular posters here would not be. Newsflash: not everyone is the same. But keep going, I enjoy laughing at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:40:45 2012 No.9512864 >>9512859 >>9512831 Typical mad wageslaves that cant quote.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:40:59 2012 No.9512865 I would kill myself if my son was a pathetic failure like you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:29 2012 No.9512866 >>9512854 Funny, my dad barely wanted to do anything with me because he was so busy working. He taught me a damn good lesson though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:29 2012 No.9512867 >>9512865 Take that to /r9k/ please.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:44 2012 No.9512868

>>9512825

So you throw away large portions of your life doing soul-sucking work (programming) so that you can have a house?

Why do you need or want a two story house and why is it worth working such an awful job? Do you even have any use for all of that extra space?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:44 2012 No.9512869 >>9512865 Try to get some money so he can NEET it up, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:59 2012 No.9512871 >>9512856 >No, you're not entitled to that money, nor do you "deserve" it. You've done nothing to deserve it. Why does your opinion mean more than professionals?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:59 2012 No.9512872 >>9512856 Except being labeled schizo and actually fearing goin outside. I'm talking about feel physically ill when I even go around the block.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:41:59 2012 No.9512873 >>9512865 Please do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:42:45 2012 No.9512875 >>9512854 Hopefully the depression that he fills from this will kill him and then I can get his life insurance money a few years earlier than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:42:59 2012 No.9512878 >>9512864 >2012 >quoting >>9512863 >laughing >not everyone is the same >laughing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:43:44 2012 No.9512880 >>9512878 You are hilarious. 10/10, well done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:43:59 2012 No.9512881 >>9512878 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:43:59 2012 No.9512882 >>9512845 >>9512850 >>9512858 >>9512864 >>9512867 You leeches sure are defensive. It's alright though, because I know that I'm objectively superior to you in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:44:29 2012 No.9512883 I feel like whole /jp/ is here, this thread is going incredibly fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:44:59 2012 No.9512885 >>9512882 The best part is that there actually are people deluded enough to think themselves better than me, so if I did not know better, I would assume you were serious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:44:59 2012 No.9512886 >>9512881 >greentexting >/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:44:59 2012 No.9512887 File: 27 KB, 327x344, tears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512856 >my face whenever normals fail to understand how someone could have an actual mental illness >but im depressd just lik u r nd im not on anny benefit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:45:44 2012 No.9512888 >>9512883 Leeches are just insecure and every single one of them has come in here to make sure we all know that they are super happy and totally not depressed failures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:45:44 2012 No.9512889 >>9512883 There is someone here that actually feel that getting free money is a bad thing. Who wouldnt want to come here to laugh at that idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:46:59 2012 No.9512892 >>9512885 I am objectively better than you in every way, NEET failure. There's a reason you're in a room dying alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:47:29 2012 No.9512894 >>9512892 Good stuff.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:47:44 2012 No.9512896
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>>9512882

>because I know that I'm objectively superior to you in every way.

That's right, goyim. You're superior to all of us and you live an amazing life. Do your best at work every day!

Just please remember to pay your taxes so I can get my money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:47:59 2012 No.9512898 >>9512892 I'm not dying alone, your mom visits me every day.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:47:59 2012 No.9512899

>>9512871

Those "professionals" job's are to give anyone who says "wahhh I'm sad" free money.

>>9512872

My cousin with serious brain damage from huffing paint who has severe hallucinations isn't as big of a bitch as you.

He has a job, and certainly, he is more disabled then you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:48:29 2012 No.9512900 >>9512887 Leeches outing themselves as crossboard scum, not surprising.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:48:29 2012 No.9512901 >>9512896 >2012 >j00s

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:48:29 2012 No.9512902 >>9512892 >objectively better What are you doing here then? Trying to preach?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:48:59 2012 No.9512904 >>9512825 Can I come live with you? I'm serious. I can do cleaning and cooking if you have a recipe for it. I have enough money to get to whereever you are and to buy the needed furnishing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:49:29 2012 No.9512905 >>9512887 >>9512850 >>9512845 Epic reaction images, /abv/, but you're trying a little too hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:49:44 2012 No.9512906 >>9512899 >He has a job, and certainly, he is more disabled then you. Being retarded is not a disability. There are tons of people who are barely more intelligent than a monkey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:49:44 2012 No.9512907 File: 172 KB, 648x477, 1337373862148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512883 Was such a nice thread. But it's turned in to a wageslave VS leecher debate. Can't we all just get along?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:50:14 2012 No.9512908 >>9512904 Are you cute? If not, get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:50:29 2012 No.9512909 >>9512900 But I don't get any benefits...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:50:59 2012 No.9512910 >>9512878 Please go. I don't think you belong here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:51:14 2012 No.9512911 >>9512907 Impossible because >muh autism! >muh job!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:51:29 2012 No.9512914 >>9512909 you can get the benefit of sucking my manly part

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:51:29 2012 No.9512915 I'm going to become president and eliminate all welfare, so you either die or work. Enjoy it while it lasts, scum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:51:29 2012 No.9512916 >>9512899 >Those "professionals" job's are to give anyone who says "wahhh I'm sad" free money. Yes I'm sorry, you know them all so well, of course they aren't professional either, you have everything figured out and understand it all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:51:44 2012 No.9512917 >>9512910 Whatcha' gun' do 'bout it faggot?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:52:31 2012 No.9512919
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Capitalism really is a beautiful thing. You can convince an entire society of people that slaving away for most of their life is a wonderful way to spend their lives because it allows them to buy a bunch of overpriced trinkets that they can enjoy during the rare occasions when they aren't working.

I'm so glad that it's possible for me to leech off these people so I don't have to fall into the same trap.

God bless, America.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:52:31 2012 No.9512920 >>9512908 I don't know

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:52:31 2012 No.9512924

>>9512906

He has a right to claim that he has a neurological handicap, yet he doesn't do that.

He's objectively more intelligent than anyone here thinking their "I'm shy and nervous" "disease" is an actual disability that prevents them from working, to the point where THEY'RE ENTITLED to free money.

Just fucking admit you like free money, and that you take it even though you don't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:52:46 2012 No.9512925 >>9512916 They are in the pocket of pharm companies, you fking nerd. Guess who makes money when they give every kid pills?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:53:01 2012 No.9512931 >>9512924 He doesn't have the right to claim if he can work just fine. A lot of people with actual disabilities cannot work and you want to deny those people money because your retarded painthuffing monkey can do some easy chores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:53:47 2012 No.9512929 >>9512919 Sure is reddit in here. "But the government owes me money just for existing!! I deserve this welfare!!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:53:47 2012 No.9512930 >>9512919 >implying they aren't enjoying it >implying you are

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:54:16 2012 No.9512933

>>9512899
You think I like this? You think living like this is fun? That I enjoy it?

I don't. I wish I could be your braindamaged cousin, but I'm not. That was'nt what I was talking about, I was saying that I need the incredibly low sum of money I get to live on, and that I feel that I should be able to get it, and get help so that I can get a job and be fucking normal.

But I'm not going to get help.

Goodnight forever /jp/, it's been fun. But I'm remembering how worthless I truly am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:54:46 2012 No.9512939 >>9512914 You're just as bad a leech as these jobless bums! You sucked my penis so hard last night it turned bright red from all the blood pooling!

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:55:03 2012 No.9512947

>>9512930

Keep telling yourself that, wageslave. Too bad that it'll be too late for you once you realize how pointless it all was.

>I wish I hadn't worked so hard.
>All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:55:18 2012 No.9512942 This thread is nothing but trolls trolling trolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:55:33 2012 No.9512944 >>9512933 >But I'm remembering how worthless I truly am. At least you're honest unlike the other pathetic leeches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:55:48 2012 No.9512945 >>9512931 >lot of people with actual disabilities cannot work Cool fact there bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:55:48 2012 No.9512946 >>9512931 Except faggots like this don't actually have disabilities >>9512916 Yet want to act all entitled. Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. A "professional" in pseudoscience is still just a professional pseudo-scientist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:03 2012 No.9512953 >>9512946 >Psychiatry is a pseudoscience [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:03 2012 No.9512955 >>9512946 >Except faggots like this don't actually have disabilities Where's your proof?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:18 2012 No.9512948 >>9512939 O_o

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:18 2012 No.9512949 >>9512944 >Belittling people on the internet makes me feel better! ANyway, notice how the normies and shitposters always come along after the east coast wakes up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:18 2012 No.9512950 Please ignore the trolls from /pol/. This thread is getting us no where and wasting the time we should be using to discuss Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:56:48 2012 No.9512952 >>9512947 Yeah I bet they wish they spent more time alone in their rooms masturbating to chinese cartoons. Pfffthahaha you kids cannot be this delusional.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:57:18 2012 No.9512957

Government gives money to filthy niggers who can't keep their genitals away from eachother, I'm just getting in on the cash now before people smarten up. I'm perfectly fine with me no longer receiving the money as soon as we shutdown the rest of the system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:57:18 2012 No.9512959 >>9512950 They're 15yo's from /b/. Notice how they use faggot and leech exclusively.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:57:33 2012 No.9512961 >>9512950 wich 2hu wud u employ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:58:33 2012 No.9512963 >>9512952 >Yeah I bet they wish they spent more time alone in their rooms masturbating to chinese cartoons. hehehehehehhehehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:58:33 2012 No.9512965 >>9512949 >>9512959 Oh the "everyone who doesn't think I deserve money because I have no friends" is from /b/ defense. Nice. Epic. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:58:33 2012 No.9512968 >>9512961 Id enploy cirno 24/7 penis duty

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:59:03 2012 No.9512980 >>9512965 Just like the "everyone who is a NEET is a pathetic virgin loser!!" argument right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:59:03 2012 No.9512982 >>9512965 It's only one person derailing these threads, you. Back to >>>/b/, adventurer.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:59:18 2012 No.9512976

>>9512955

Where he claimed that his emotional issues was a disability.

If he had a real disability, and was trying to prove it, he would have said something like "I have lupus", or "I had a major stroke".

>>9512953

You're right, even though there is absolutely no science involved when they "diagnose" people with "diseases", nor do they have any known etiologies or biomarkers for those "diseases", it's a real medical science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:59:48 2012 No.9512978 >>9512949 I'm not belittling anyone, you are a leech with no friends. These are facts.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 12:59:48 2012 No.9512979

>>9512952

Actually, yes they did.

>1. I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

That was the number 1 regret. If your ambition in life is to sit in your room and masturbate to chinese cartoons then you're doing the best thing you can do in life, but most normals are so focused on social status that they spend their entire lives living for the approval of others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:00:03 2012 No.9512986 >>9512980 But you guys are objectively pathetic, and probably all virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:01:03 2012 No.9512993 >>9512989 Who are you quoting, leech? Don't you belong in /v/ with your other leech friends?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:01:18 2012 No.9512987 >>9512976 >Where he claimed that his emotional issues was a disability. Point out where this happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:01:18 2012 No.9512988 >>9512978 lmao you are so angry :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:01:18 2012 No.9512989 File: 27 KB, 600x448, jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the entire thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:01:48 2012 No.9512991 >>9512979 >everyone wants to masturbate to ching chong cartoons This is what autismal losers think

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:02:18 2012 No.9512996 >>9512988 :P

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:02:48 2012 No.9512998 File: 28 KB, 633x353, 1328342072167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That feel when you earn less money from your minimum wage job than what some of these fake autists earn from their retard money. I hate being alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:02:48 2012 No.9512999 >>9512986 The only thing 'objective' around here is that my penis belongs inside your boypussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:02:48 2012 No.9513000 Where are the mods and janitors? /jp/ is really due for some heavy moderation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:03 2012 No.9513009 File: 107 KB, 848x900, 1343399462632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9512998

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:03 2012 No.9513010 >>9513000 >>9512999 Nice repeating digits, but try checking mine

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:03 2012 No.9513012 >>9513004 Go back to reddit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:18 2012 No.9513003 File: 42 KB, 356x437, 1299387024539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread makes me feel so good knowing I'll never be a THIS much of a failure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:33 2012 No.9513004 >>9512999 Hey, looks like we got a badass here

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:03:48 2012 No.9513006 File: 49 KB, 250x250, 1343203068707.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit stop replying to the bullies you fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:04:03 2012 No.9513018 >>9513014 Cute ;) Post more Cirno

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:04:03 2012 No.9513020

>>9512991

This is the problem with normals. You don't understand the concept of subjective values. You just assume that everyone else feels the same way that you do.

Everyone enjoys different things in life. Things that are important to me may be completely unimportant to you and things that you find important may seem pointless to me.

No one has the same ambition in life. It's unique for each person, but some of us are completely happy with masturbating to those chinese cartoons all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:04:18 2012 No.9513014 File: 216 KB, 555x555, 13617479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eye am leech

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:04:33 2012 No.9513016

Deserve is pretty subjective.
Do I think I deserve my autism bux for being shy and a bit socially awkward.
Probably not.
But do rich bankers deserve the millions they get for pushing paper on a desk.
Or celebrities for doing whatever the fuck they do.

But hey guess what, the world isn't fair.
People don't always get what they deserve, while others get far more deserve.

I take what I can get, and unless I am directly fucking someone other, I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

My leeching a few bucks is such a ridiculously small amount in the grand scheme of things.
Where billions go through the system every second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:04:33 2012 No.9513017 >>9512820 >implying reported

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:05:06 2012 No.9513024 >>9513017 >Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:05:06 2012 No.9513025 File: 32 KB, 443x443, 198057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513018 i don't have much cirno pictures :(

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:05:18 2012 No.9513021

>>9512987

>It's very strange, I keep told my doctors and professionals around me that I'm unfit to work and I need help which I'm getting, they also give me money to help me give money towards the house I live in, yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?
>yet somehow people here tell me I don't deserve the money?

No one ever said anything about anything other then mental issues not being disabilities, so it's obvious that he was defending against "those people".

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:05:18 2012 No.9513022
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>>9512991

What's better than jerking it to some hot chink toons? When I look back in my life, the things I enjoyed most were playing video games, eating fast food, getting hammered, and jerking it and blowing huge loads all over the place.

THAT is the good life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:06:06 2012 No.9513028 OP, delete this thread, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:06:19 2012 No.9513029 >>9512929 Just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're from Reddit. Your paranoia toward that website makes you sound like you're from /v/, please go back there if so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:07:05 2012 No.9513040 You guys are kind of pathetic huh...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:07:37 2012 No.9513033 >>9513028 I don't want to Don't force your opinions on me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:07:37 2012 No.9513035 >>9513025 It's ok, I like you anyway.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:07:50 2012 No.9513038
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>>9513020
>WHY CANT U GUYS UNDERSTAND THAT "SUCCESSFUL" IS SUBJECTIVE? WTF U R SO BRAINWASHED BY SOCIETY.. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JACKING OFF TO DRAWINGS ALL DAY AND HAVING NO FRIENDS!! WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:08:35 2012 No.9513042 >>9513029 This post is very ironic.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:08:35 2012 No.9513044
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>>9512998

I make less in a month than the fucking faggot OP makes a week pretending to be a retard.

Fuck you, "autists". You assholes with imaginary or faked mental diseases should be completely ignored by the system. You'll die in the streets? GOOD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:08:50 2012 No.9513046 >>9513042 So is yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:08:50 2012 No.9513047 File: 18 KB, 250x250, fallforit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2012 >not being on the benefit ISHYGDDT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:09:36 2012 No.9513049 >>9513033 >I'm so happy, this is the first thread I ever made to receive over 300 replies ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:09:36 2012 No.9513052 >>9513038 >>9513040 >>9513044 Sheeple :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:09:37 2012 No.9513054 >>9513044 Why don't you fake autism and get some free money too? Stop bitching and join the party.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513055 >>9513021 Honestly, it just sounds like assumptions on both sides, he might have felt he was targeted when he wasn't, the other could have assumed he was one without disabilities when it wasn't said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513057 >>9513052 ebin :----DDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513058 >>9513044 I'm not mad at people abusing the system. I would abuse the system and get SSI checks in a heartbeat. I'm mad at the people who think they actually have "disabilities" and that they're entitled to that money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513060 >>9513046 You say not to redirect to reddit but then you redirect to /v/. Then again, I shouldn't expect much brainpower from a pathetic leech.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513061 >>9513033 Impersonating OP Not cool brah

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:10:37 2012 No.9513062 File: 344 KB, 644x800, arcueidboomstud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513038 What if I masturbate to cartoons all day while talking with other people online about it?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:11:36 2012 No.9513066

>>9513042
I've been to /v/, and almost every single thread has people accusing others of being from Reddit for no reason in particular other than that they disagree with them.

I haven't been to Reddit, but it's typically characterized as a "normal" website, and I can't imagine there being too many people on welfare from there. His accusations were completely unjustified.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:11:36 2012 No.9513068 >>9513060 >implying I'm from /v/

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:11:36 2012 No.9513069

"Hey mom, can you pick me up some tampons for my butthole? no I dont really need them but i like to pretend that im a realll girl! Wht do you mean that is disgusting and wrong!? U just dont understand me mom, I hate you, fuck you, dont come in my room ANYTMORE. I'll just pee and poop in the corner and eat while u and baka dad are alseep!"

-typical /jp/er

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:12:36 2012 No.9513071

fuck u dad ur just cis-gender prvillege white male! im not like u, i wana move to japan and play eroge and play 2hu, the greatest games ever made, all day! and ill get a japanese boyfriend and suck his cock everyday and we be truNEET hikkikomori together! i wish u understood me, dad, but u wont even let me live at home 4 free anymore when im only 37! u just dont UNDERSTAND ME I HAVE AUTISM DAD, the state shud take care of me! if this were japan u and mom wud take care of me necause japan cares about family unlike stupid hateful america!

-/jp/er off his midol
oh my god my shimapan came today! and my pantyhose and dress im gonan dress up lik ea girl when mom are away. i shaved my legs wit my dads razor last nite wile he was sleeping. after this im gonna go online and let /jp/ HOW GUUD IT FEELS TO DRESS UP

img gona make tea too and drink it like truNEET and 1cc SA and UFO and then show my frands on jaypee the screenshots so i can fit in!

mayne they tell me i one of them!

I sure wish I had boifrand, but my dad woudl kcik me out of the houe cause he such a BAKA

but thats okay because today im gona fuck my aspuzzy and dress up like meido and be pretty!

- /jp/er on his birthday (Mom and Dad on vacation)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:12:36 2012 No.9513072 File: 117 KB, 1680x945, 2081_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where are the janitors?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:12:36 2012 No.9513073 >>9513069 "im a homo" - u, 2012

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:13:36 2012 No.9513074

hey dad can i borow sum money? no im going on a date u dumbass! and by borowo i mean give, cause i cant pay u back because truNEET unlike slave 2 society like u dad LOL work for a living ur a loser!

i wan to order this waay cool figure that came out of MARISA KIRSIME u wouldnt no about her becue ur a merican and watch stupid merican television like football and stupid sitcoms like frasier and everbody raymond! shes from a cgame for superior players like myself!

i also needa new pack of underwear becuse i accidnetly went in mine.

just give me asome money dad! god its not a big deal! ur such a a asshole baka!

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:13:36 2012 No.9513076

LOl i cant belive u and mom r going to work wht ur just slaves and dont no it! i live the good life alone in my rom taking it easz and not workin like a chump! im studyin autism rite now so i can get a check too! FOR FREE! but u and mom rnt smart enuff to play the siystem like me and get free munoey for life. thats what a REAL smart person does!

by te way im out of shin ramyun ramen cn u get me sum? THE ONLY SEL MARUCHAN AT THE GROCERY STORE U GO TO? UGHHH UR SUCHA BAKA THATS SHIT I WANT THE IMPORTED KIND!

U WANT ME TO WASH THE DISHES while ur gone ??FUCK YOU BOTH

-/jp/er after a long night of browsing /jp/

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:14:36 2012 No.9513078

god no one UNDERSTANDS me. im not some normalfag loser like every1 from hischool! one day im gona be a famous programer and make a progrm that anlzies a boy and then tels him how to be more like a girl1 so that SOciety cant tell us how to dres and act n feel n we all be liberated cus my program! im reading SICP and gona lern C because thats wht real programs start wit lol not loser c- plus plus for losers. il make my own game too it be shmups bcus thats the best kind n itl be realy deep like story about figthgn against the weflare agency for denying ur claim for autism bucks cuz udepresion and being scared of pelple IS NOT A REAL MENTAL DISORDER? FUCK U!!!!

im making tea the TRUNEET way by lose leafs i order on tea sites and i only use my japanese teapot and tea cups to drnk from bcezue western tea is for losers

MOM STOP LAUGHING AT ME

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:15:36 2012 No.9513085

hey mom i no wwht i want for christmas. no not more dolls-and their figures mom not dols. i like dolls 2 though but thats not what i want u JUDGEMNTAL bitchBITCH!

i want a maid unform. a rel one not a fake one. one that real japnese french maids wear. why? cus I WANT to wear one! i also want a 10 prs of NICE panties made of silk n a dress n a bonnett and i want a makeup kit too. DAD dont cal mea fag!

wht u mean? mom just icause i dont go anywhere dunst me i dont want to be prety at home! u just dont understand me! FUCK.

god ur the worst parents ever!

-/jp/er after accidentally ruining his orgasms in November when his mother knocked on his door and startled him.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:15:36 2012 No.9513087

yeh? u know wht mom img ona educate ur today. even thur or a slve 2 the system and a baka and brought me into this HELL of a world i wil be nice n tell u bout my favoritet hing in the world.

it is called touhou. its about shirne maidesns. its made by ZUN and he is a geniusss. he also drinks lots of beer. the srnine mades fight YOKAi. u know what a youkai is? course not ur unculturalized AMERICAN pig. yokai is a japanese spirit that become powerful because old and be like a demon almost. not stupid western demon or spirit ghost shit. and they are cute girls in 2hu. so Zun make games where you shoot and try to do bettr each time wit ur favorite chrcters!

NO mom threy'nore just "little games with pretty girls"! theyre a CULTural PHENOMNEN! u wound undertand if u woud give ita chance!

moh and there re vampirs n orgres n gap lady and fox lady and CHENN lol and so fun! onl secondaries just liek the characters tho 2 be truNEET jaypeer u have to play the games and 1cc each of them wit NO BOMBS.

Mom STOPPP LAUGHINGGG!

-/jp/er feeling generous after having a particularly large cup of green tea and having received his dragon dildo the night before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:16:36 2012 No.9513088 >>9513071 >>9513074 >>9513076 not again

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:16:36 2012 No.9513089

i hate excerscisng mom its for stupid loser meatheads. lift waits? wht is it his Middlages! like i need to lif theavy shit thats wht slaves 2 society like u and dad are for! be healthy? thatsstupid waste of time. u might not undertand this, u probabgly dont actulyay, but i dont care when i died i just want to enjoy 2hu and eroge and /jp/ and then just DIE becuse living a long time is for LOSRS who cant LET GO and are WEAK MEANTALY.

run or do cardio? thats so stupid! i just dont eat anythin n i stay underweight. yea i get tired on my way to the bathroom downstairs when i run out of botles but thats like ONCE A MONTh and DOESNT matter. i can move round my room and sit witr out trouble wht do i need stupid exercise for? thats just for IDIOTS hu dont unsderstand that hteir bodies are gona become SHIT anyway! y waste time whn u could be playing 2hu and become good at it? that is a real acmolpishment unlike deadlifting 1000 lbs like yuugi who isnt real. fucking stupid losrs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:17:36 2012 No.9513091 this thread was eye opening.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:17:36 2012 No.9513092

get a job? FUCK YOU dad. i told u before: its agianst my princiapls. i wil NOT work 4 a stupid socieyy of assholes hu dont care about me just so i can get a stupid paychek and buy useless shit like a mindles drone! i want to ENJOY my life n i have to spend it doin somethin hard like filing paprs all day then FUCK IT AL. i wiurd rathr kil myself. do u want me to kil myself? u r resonsibly for me forever, just like mom. cuse u made me. if u make me leave then ur a piece of FUCKING SHIT.

besides i trck society to get money to buy suseful stuf like eroge, dakimura, figures, tea and dresses! i dnnt waste it on studpid lshit like a wseternerner like u. like cars-where i ned to go? or on TVEs? wht i need to watch? stupid AMERICn telvsion? or BUYING VIDOEGAMES BOOKS OR MVOIES? OH MY GOD DAD THAT IS FOR HCUMPS WHO DONT NO HOW TO GET FREE ON THE INTENRET THEY ARE SO PATHETIC MINDLESS DRONES OF SOICETY!

let me tel u ythis dad. i dont luve u. why? cuz u made me live the life of hell,. so fuck u. also, im out of shin ramyun again-NO NOT MARUCHAN FUCK YOU DAD GET ME SUM AFTER WORK. i cant wait for amazon to ship it1 thats tomorow, and i REFUSe to eat disgusting american beef and vegetables like an ignraont westerner.

-/jp/er upon being asked by his father what his aspirations in life were, and whether he had thought about trying to get a job and living on his own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:17:36 2012 No.9513093 >>9513088 This kills the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:17:36 2012 No.9513094 File: 64 KB, 573x393, 1343031472959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >360 posts >All these social degenerates Absolutely disgusting.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:17:37 2012 No.9513095

>>9513085
>>9513078
>>9513076
>>9513074
>>9513071
>>9513069
>>9513087
Are you actually typing this out by hand, or is it /a/ copypasta? I would be very disturbed if you're blindly raging enough to that much effort into gibberish nobody will read all of anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:18:37 2012 No.9513098 >>9513095 lol look at this fuggin newkid

KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ Sat Aug 4 13:18:37 2012 No.9513099
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>>9513076
This actually makes me feel sad , because I am 99% sure there are such people who do that and act like that.

I honestly feel sorry for some parents,its honestly not a joke when people say the hardest job is to be a father and mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:19:36 2012 No.9513103 >>9513099 I want you to be my father.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:21:36 2012 No.9513108 Pasta? I want to read the original. It should be good. More jokes materials.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:21:36 2012 No.9513109 File: 314 KB, 1024x576, victoriqueembarassed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513095 It's /jp/ pasta I wrote a few weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:22:36 2012 No.9513111 >>9513094 Why do you care so much about them? They aren't bugging you about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:23:36 2012 No.9513122 bump

>>	sage sage Sat Aug 4 13:24:36 2012 No.9513125 >>9513122 sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:25:41 2012 No.9513132 >>9513125 Anti-sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:26:40 2012 No.9513135 >>9513122 off boarder scum detected. Please go. It is not 500 like your board.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:26:40 2012 No.9513136
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>>9513099

My parents pulled the short straw when they had me, but that's how the pocky crumbles.

They either take care of me or they kill me. It's their choice. I'm like the last boss of a game. I'm right here, but do they have the balls to take me out? Until then I will continue to leech.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:26:40 2012 No.9513138 File: 258 KB, 411x510, 1338243379879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to buy a new computer, normals. Please give me your money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:26:40 2012 No.9513139 >>9513132 anti-anti sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:27:40 2012 No.9513140 File: 632 KB, 850x1236, victoriquekimono.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513136 >>9513136 >I'm like the last boss of a game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:27:40 2012 No.9513142 File: 236 KB, 1703x1080, 1326435365335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513136 >thats how the pocky crumbles My new favorite line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:28:40 2012 No.9513143 >>9513135 You fell right into my trap newfag. Activates trap card

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:28:40 2012 No.9513145 >>9513136 Seriously, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:30:40 2012 No.9513150 This thread is fucking hilarious. 9/10 would read again

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:30:40 2012 No.9513155
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>>9513145

>kill yourself

If you want me to die then you'll have to do it yourself. You won't though because you're a pussy.

I welcome all challengers. Kill the NEET and set my parents free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:31:40 2012 No.9513158 What's /jp/'s bump limit? And yes, im from both Reddit and /v/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:32:40 2012 No.9513166 File: 157 KB, 606x689, cce8632ba80d668b5b1c79086c816ac3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513155 I'll fight on your behalf!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:33:40 2012 No.9513169 These shitposts/copypasta actually reflect the truNEETxD mentality on /jp/ quite well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:33:40 2012 No.9513170 File: 129 KB, 769x975, bme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:33:40 2012 No.9513172 File: 122 KB, 600x450, absolutely-disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread >Literal scummy low-lives. What happened to self respect and pride? Why is this generation so self-entitled and lazy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:33:40 2012 No.9513174 >>9513169 That's why they're funny, buttmunch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:34:40 2012 No.9513177 >>9513172 >What happened to self respect and pride? They're obstacles on the road to financial freedom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:35:40 2012 No.9513180 File: 196 KB, 723x611, 1301814779771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513172 Because your mom is a whore who fucks niggers, illegals and white trash Should have kept your mom in line, loser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:35:40 2012 No.9513186 >>9513180 suck my balls

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:36:40 2012 No.9513189 >>9513172 You're weak WEAK Self respect and pride is something the upper echelons of society want us to have, this way we can slave for them for an eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:37:40 2012 No.9513195 >>9513186 Get your mom to do that for you, nerd. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:38:41 2012 No.9513201 File: 70 KB, 720x540, 1316962955927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 8/4/2012 The day truNEET failures were defeated by tall, handsome, successful alpha males.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:40:40 2012 No.9513213
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I haven't been outside in so long, I haven't done anything other than sit infront of my PC all day just walking up the stairs in my house tires me out. I am 19 years old and thin, I feel like a 70 year old man... I get pains in my chest, I have mini heart-attacks and my legs go numb when I sit still for too long. I'm not sure my body can take much more of this.
What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:40:43 2012 No.9513215 >>9513201 8/6/2012 The day tall, handsome, successful alpha males gave their paychecks to truNEETs once again.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:42:43 2012 No.9513226
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I'm on autismbux and I'm getting about 200 dollars a week, would be more if I didn't live with my parents.
I live with my parents and they pay for all of my expenses so all of that money is either saved or spent on figures, ordering drugs off the internet, and sex toys.
If my parents die then I get several hundred thousand dollars in life insurance money.

Theme song to my life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpdbXm7I4sE

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:43:43 2012 No.9513231
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>>9513215
My taxes also go to help build schools for children and provide shelters for the homeless. Because not only am I rich and successful, I'm also compassionate.

When's the last time you have contributed to society or helped someone? Probably never. In fact you take tax dollars that could be used to help feed orphans, you are truly despicable. Consider suicide.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:44:43 2012 No.9513235
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While you're inside on a Friday evening jacking off to Touhou and projecting your elitism on /jp/ I'm out with the lads fucking bitches and making monies.
Stay greasy, neckbeard mummy's boys...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:44:43 2012 No.9513239 >>9513170 >>9513170 >>9513170 >>9513170 >>9513170 >>9513170

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:44:43 2012 No.9513244 >>9513235 It's a saturday, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:45:44 2012 No.9513245 So what are you buying with your autism bucks, /jp/? I'm thinking about getting making a new PC after being stuck with my shit one for years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:46:44 2012 No.9513248 File: 117 KB, 403x400, 1316758092310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513231 So your saying your taxes go to helping others? Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:46:44 2012 No.9513249 >>9513235 >I'm out with the lads fucking bitches and making monies. >lads So we're staying inside and having fun and you're out there fucking disease ridden chav girls and working?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:47:43 2012 No.9513251 Can you get autismbux without having to shit in a trash can?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:47:43 2012 No.9513255 >>9513231 >My taxes also go to help build schools for children and provide shelters for the homeless >provide shelters for the homeless Guess where we'd fall in without our parents, motherfucker.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:49:43 2012 No.9513260
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>>9513248
Yes they help starving orphans, while you leech money the government could spend on improving schools.

>>9513255
I don't care if some useless obese nerd who jacks off to drawings is homeless. He should have made better life decisions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:50:04 2012 No.9513269 >>9513260 It's not you who gets to decide that, it's your government :)

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:50:43 2012 No.9513266
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>>9513249
Bitch please, I've got some standards.
I get with classy ladies and they pay me to gag on my gorgeous cock.
Stay jelly and greasy, loser.
Also, I enjoy my job, I just happen to make money doing something I enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:51:04 2012 No.9513270 File: 114 KB, 1440x810, 1301849152179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513260 And I couldn't have done it without your hard work. Thanks for working for me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:53:02 2012 No.9513278 >>9513260 >money >ever improving schools This is what braindeads actually believe.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:53:02 2012 No.9513280
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>>9513270
I work to help out dying orphans who truly need assistance, that's something a pathetic shut-in like you would never understand. I can't help it if a small amount of money goes to an autist with no friends and ashamed parents, as long as most of it goes to helping people who actually need it.

It's called contributing to society, you should try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:54:07 2012 No.9513283 >>9513278 You've just revealed that you're from /v/ with your incorrect usage of the quoting feature. Leeches are not very smart, are they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:54:07 2012 No.9513288 This is just embarrassing, the guy posting pictures just stop. Yes you work, so do I, but posting pictures of ripped guys acting like you're anything like them is just showing insecurity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:55:07 2012 No.9513289 >>9513280 And using that money those niggers will make five more starving niggers for each one you save. Excellent plan chucklefuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:55:07 2012 No.9513290 File: 16 KB, 294x474, 1269269570941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513288 When's the last time you got laid, nerd? Probably never.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:55:07 2012 No.9513291 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, 1315437262880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513280 Why would I want to help people I don't care about? That's your job, normalfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:58:07 2012 No.9513295 File: 56 KB, 720x480, 1278677764382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513291 >>9513289 Typical leeches who don't care about anyone but themselves. I bet your mother wishes she got an abortion. Do you even have a six pack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:58:09 2012 No.9513300 >>9513283 Are you so autistic that it bothers you when people use functions in novel ways?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:59:09 2012 No.9513303 >>9513295 I have legitimate physical issues, so please stop shitting up the board.

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 13:59:09 2012 No.9513306
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>>9513295
I have a job you fucking retard. I'm still not dumb enough to throw money into the mouths of gaping niggers like you, idiot. You can't have many braincells inside of that skull.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:00:09 2012 No.9513309 File: 46 KB, 397x719, 1279945002887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513303 Hang nails are not a legitimate physical issue, pathetic waste of a human life. The world would be better off if you killed yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:00:09 2012 No.9513315 >>9513309 I will beat your faggot as with my cane, /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:01:09 2012 No.9513320 File: 347 KB, 442x459, 1336079572651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513295 No, my mother loves me very much, no matter what. I'm sorry you have such a shitty mother who forced you to work hard. I do have a six pack, thanks for asking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:04:25 2012 No.9513335 >>9513320 >Posting pictures of kawaii anime gurls on /jp/ >Has a 6pack Yeah, no I can bullshit on the internet too

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:04:25 2012 No.9513336 >>9513309 Even if you're a troll, why do you save pictures of one dead guy who's half naked most of the time?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:05:25 2012 No.9513341
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>>9513320
Of course she says she loves you, she's your mother. But every night before she goes to sleep she thinks about all the things she thought you would accomplish, and then gets teary eyed looking at the pathetic shell of a human being you've become. She probably blames herself, but you don't care, as long as she keeps providing you with a place to live she can suffer all she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:05:25 2012 No.9513342 >>9513022 butts are funny wwwwwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:07:28 2012 No.9513349 Bitch I've been in the army. The manliest thing you have probably done was to jack off to those pictures you so vehemently adore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:08:28 2012 No.9513354 File: 183 KB, 530x612, 1325888025457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513341 Whatever you say mister psychic man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:10:28 2012 No.9513365 File: 74 KB, 1162x850, 1340780912144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9513349 Ex-military people are the biggest leeches there are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:12:25 2012 No.9513371 >>9513365 This is the thanks I get for protecting your freedoms? Ungrateful ingrate, your grandfather would probably shoot himself knowing he has such a disgraceful grandchild.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:13:25 2012 No.9513374 >>9513371 The only things you're protecting are oil companies, fuckstick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:14:25 2012 No.9513376 >>9513371 True americans defend israel

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:15:28 2012 No.9513389 >>9513374 Fuck aren't you an edgy little liberal. Don't you have some niggers to lend your girlfriend to?

Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:18:28 2012 No.9513401

>>9513389
Do you honestly think you were defending our freedom by killing brown children in Afghanistan? I noticed how Obama redefined "militant" to mean "any male in a combat zone" so you can kill more civilians without racking up the civilian death count.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:19:28 2012 No.9513406 File: 98 KB, 400x452, 1323986107863.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] government offering free money [ ] no, i have pride honor etc useless hollywood movie hero attributes [ ] yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:20:43 2012 No.9513413 >>9513401 I like how you think I went around shooting children you closeted dumb suburban faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 14:21:43 2012 No.9513415 Take a page out of ODBs book. If the government is handing out free cash, take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 4 15:35:15 2012 No.9513882 >>9513406 [ ] I don't have autism

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