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Je pii, do you have a health body to sustain your NEET cozy life?

>> No.9510172

Yes.

I have a few problems with my body, but none health related.

>> No.9510177

fuck u
most of /jp/ isn't even neet
you guys are nothing but a bunch of liars

>> No.9510181

I don't smoke
I don't drink
I don't exercise
I eat to much oily food.

>> No.9510186

Yeah.

>> No.9510187

No, I haven't exercised in at least 8 years.

I will die in front of my computer.

>> No.9510192

I wish I had breasts to lie on

>> No.9510200

I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't eat junk food.

>> No.9510203 [DELETED] 

17
Smoke due to anxiety (haven't gotten my meds yet)
Have a few beers here and there.
Used to do track, don't do any form of excercise now, except fap
Do a few other things

Etc.

/jp/ - blog culture

>> No.9510209

My body is good, besides the mental stuff. So as long as I don't get whale fat, is ok.

I'm balding really fast though.

>> No.9510212

I did some pushups like 2 days ago and I'm still a little sore

>> No.9510221

I'm too thin

>> No.9510219

>>9510203
Good luck, underage b&.

>> No.9510224

>>9510203
Could someone help me reporting this kid?

>> No.9510225

Yep. I have to stay reasonably strong to earn my 50 bucks a month.

>> No.9510230

yesterday I was in the checkout line at the grocery store when I realized I had forgotten to get potato chips so I sprinted about 100 feet to the snacks isle and then back to the line. now my entire body is stiff from moving too much.

>> No.9510237

>>9510225
What do you do?

>> No.9510243 [DELETED] 
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9510243

if someone talks about hearts lungs or any of that I think im going to die
but im probably not healthy even though Im not fat

>> No.9510244

I'm too fat because I eat too much and stay in my room all day.

>> No.9510250

>>9510243
reported for ban evasion

>> No.9510260

>>9510237
I move around a bunch of heavy stuff, mainly shelves and boxes full of books for a few hours one day out of the month.

>> No.9510332

whos that cute girl OP
i know shes from some idolmaster thing but i played and watched idolmaster and i never saw her ever. where is she from please, she is super cute!

>> No.9510342

I smoke
I'm fat
I hardly move around
I eat unhealthy
Poor hygiene
If I had a heart attack or stroke nobody would notice for hours

I guess I'm doing okay

>> No.9510371

that's ok, we'll all be dead eventually might as well enjoy yourself while you're at it
healthy people die just as frequently as unhealthy ones

>> No.9510380

Probably not. 174cm, 54kg.

I lie in bed all day but that's supposedly more healthy than sitting in a chair.

I want a treadmill so I can do some exercise, my area isn't a very nice place.

>> No.9510382

I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I eat junk.
I don't exercise.
I'm not too fat.

I probably got another 20 years or so.

>> No.9510383

>>9510187
I haven't exercised at all in a year, and I drink pretty much every day.

I too will die in front of my computer. But at least I'll be happy.

>> No.9510390

>>9510203
Reported for being underage

>> No.9510393

>>9510390
Why did you report a deleted post?

>> No.9510402

Smoke
Drink
slightly overweight
eat twice a day mostly pasta and meat
haven't exercised in over a year

>> No.9510407

I'm 200 pounds, but the doctor said it was probably muscle since I'm not really fat. I don't know though, maybe I've gone insane and my mind makes me see, think and hear certain things. But then again, if I was that insane I probably wouldn't make myself think I'm 200 pounds anyways.

>> No.9510415

>>9510224
>>9510250
>>9510390

Reported for announcing a report.

>> No.9510420

>>9510163

I smoke, drink and do drugs (mostly prescription opioids and marijuana), but I usually go to the gym at about 1am and do weight lifting, so I'm in decent shape as far as strength goes, and I'm a normal weight (180 lb / 6'2"). I eat steak for dinner 3 or 4 nights a week, and have three eggs for breakfast and four more for lunch, so my cholesterol is probably pretty high.

>> No.9510429

>>9510420
woah dude how do you have time for 4chan you must fuck bitches all day

>> No.9510432

Just saw
>>9510420

> 420

ha

>>9510429

I've never even held hands with someone of the opposite sex. I go to the gym at 1am so that I don't have to interact with anyone.

>> No.9510439

>>9510429
Because people do sports and drugs to get laid, right?

>> No.9510442

>>9510439
well duh.

>> No.9510457

>>9510420
>normal weight (180 lb / 6'2")
Sorry, but that's overweight. I am that height and 135 lb.

>> No.9510475

>>9510457
No, no you are not. 135 at 6'2'' is not just skinny, it's DANGEROUSLY skinny. That's like 4 levels below auschwitz mode.

>> No.9510477
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>>9510457
Do you even eat?

>> No.9510483

>>9510457
6' 2" / 180 lb = 23.1 BMI = Normal weight = 18.5–24.9

I'm statistically normal weight. I probably also have slightly above-normal muscle mass, though I sit around the rest of the day so idk.

You're underweight according to BMI, though.

>> No.9510493

>>9510483
Fuck off Sudo

>> No.9510495

I watch what I eat, but I almost never exercise. On the few occasions I do, it's always just aerobics too - I can't get into weight-bearing exercise at all.

>> No.9510498

>>9510477

Post the "post the "post the do you even lift" one" one

>> No.9510504

>>9510495

Really? I always found aerobic stuff harder. It requires concentration and takes longer. With weights, you just lift something 15-20 times in a few different ways, you don't need endurance and it is done pretty quickly.

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>>9510457
>>9510477

>> No.9510541

>>9510504
I guess with aerobics it's easier for me to get into it and zone out. Weight-bearing feels strenuous, and I just don't enjoy it at all.

>> No.9510558

I'm 5' 9" (175) and 160(72kg).

I don't know if that's healthy or not. I used to be 150, but then summer happened.

>> No.9510595

I eat fruits and vegetables, in fact ate an apple just now.
I'm 5'10-11" 160 lbs.
I don't drink or smoke.
I'm still a pure virgin (no sex, hugs, kissing, etc.)
I'm 22.
Still looking for that (non-existant) /jp/ boyfriend.

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9510605

...ah, ah, ah, ah...

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>> No.9510616

Mhm! I actually do cardio! It's amazing!~

>> No.9510620

>>9510616
heh

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>>9510187

>> No.9510631

>>9510620
P-please don't laugh at my post! I'm totally serious!

>> No.9510632

48 kg male

>> No.9510684

I don't have a cozy NEET life, wish I had. I'm forced to run miles when it's like 3ºC outside.

I don't smoke, but I drink a bit more than I should sometimes, alone.

>> No.9511788

>>9510616
>>9510631

So moe.

>> No.9511812

>>9510684
armybro suspected

>> No.9511825

I'm not fit or thin, my belly sticks out horribly and it's disgusting and I hate myself but I don't have the motivation to change so it fuels the hatred for my disgusting self but wont make me change.

>> No.9511831

>>9511825
I'm sure you can channel the motivation to get an $80 exercise bike and sit on it for 30 minutes a day- for bonus points put a monitor infront of it and watch anime while you're doing it.

>> No.9511847

Anyone have the /fit/ posts about the different vitamins and how they affect your cum? (no its not the blu one)

>> No.9511848

>>9511831
I don't even have the motivation to get out of bed. The only time I can is when I need to get my snacks and go to the toilet. Whenever I'm out of bed I'm tired and can only think about getting back into bed, so I doubt that idea would work, though thank you for trying.

>> No.9511915

>>9510595
whata fuck man XD

>> No.9512174

I exercise for about an hour each day, so yes. I only eat healthy foods.

I want to live forever but also don't want to live. It's a strange ambivalence, but it's worked for me.

>> No.9512394

going to restart lifting regimen today, trying to eat even though it seems superfluous so I'm working on my cooking/baking so I can become a wonderful patissiere

i sort of dislike exposed or bulging muscles it just seems like a cheap show of force/intimidation/unattractive. so I make sure to keep a healthy fat % as well as getting enough simple carbs and proteins.

I want to try boxing, if just to learn how to do a proper straight. I don't really think martial arts are useful for self defense, I'm more comfortable with a paring/chef knife. honestly I don't really believe in self defense, but who knows what the future will hold. I'm good at running so I should be okay.

>> No.9512395

see a psychiatrist, get antidepressants/stimulants/etc

or get some medical marijuana

>> No.9512432

/jp/ how do I sustain my NEET lifestyle once my parents get sick of me and throw me out?

>> No.9512449

I lift 3 times a week, so I'd say I'm pretty healthy.

Go out and lift /jp/ it's good for you.

>> No.9512458

I'm underweight but somehow still appear skinnyfat. Trying to get rid of belly fat so I can do more crossplay. I'm okay with this.

>> No.9512466

>>9512432
Prostitution
You could make a killing charging /jp/sies to suck your cock

>> No.9512470

>>9512466
Prostitution is still a job, no?

>> No.9512497

>>9512470
bring them to your house and shitpost while they suck your cock dude

>> No.9512512

>>9512470
It is a job that you enjoy.
And you get paid for it.
You only lose your NEET status.
It is a not a status symbol. What do you have to lose?

>> No.9512529

yes my body health. a mind is kureji to sustain NEET lifestyle though.

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Hey /fit/, does laying in bed for 90-95% of my day do bad things to my body? I don't sit anymore and use the computer laying on my side or on my back.

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>>9512576
Oh and before you assume I'm some kind of freak blubberous whale who can't even stand, 5'10" @ 145 lbs.

>> No.9512626

I don't smoke.
I don't drink.
I don't really exercise.
I eat junk food almost everyday.
20 years old.
180cm (5' 10").
59kg (130 lb).

>> No.9512848
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9512848

Smoke cigars on occasion
Binge drink weekly or biweekly
No exercise aside from walking
I eat low-quality, processed, fattening foods, and have been steadily gaining weight over the past 5 years.
22 yrs. old, for anyone who cares.

Why would I want to prolong my life by denying myself things I enjoy? I don't even like it now, I can't imagine it without hamburgers, liquor and being lazy as fuck. Anything past 70 is just watching yourself die.

>> No.9512943

>>9512626
180cm is more like 5'11.

I wish I was 5'11, although I might be going through a growth spurt right now as I'm hungry all the time, eating a lot, and not gaining weight.

>> No.9512956

I drink (to the point of drunk, 2-3 times a week)
I smoke (3/4-1 pack a day)
I don't exercise
I eat mostly greens/"healthy" foods

>> No.9512958

>>9512595
Just out of curiosity, how much is someone who is 5'10 supposed to weigh on average?

>> No.9512970

>>9512958
70kg

>> No.9512974

>>9512956
forgot to add
163 cm (5'4")
48 kilos (106 lbs)
21 years old

>> No.9512983

I'm pure.
5'9"
133lb

>> No.9513023

>>9512970
sounds about right

>> No.9513034

>>9512970
Shit, I'm 80g (according to a converter on google) yet I don't look fat. Where does all that weight go?

>> No.9513037

>>9513034
muscles perhaps?

>> No.9513086

>>9513034
Check your belly.

>> No.9513113

Yes you do

>> No.9513146

>>9510192
silly, lying on your back is healthier.

>> No.9513156

>>9510457
Holly fuck, same heigh and almost same weigh.
Stop pretending to be me.

>> No.9513196

Not really that healthy. I dont'drink, I dont smoke and all of that jazz. I also am on a diet. Lost like 15 kg so far. 187 cm and 80 kg.

>> No.9513220

If you don't look like a tribal african, it's lard.

>> No.9514034

My legs hurt and I can barely stand
Is this what happens when you lay down in bed for days?

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