/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Do you even speak Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you even lift?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9509767
馬鹿やロ！

[Anonymous No.]

Post the "Post the "Do you even speak Japanese" one" one.

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Nope, but I'd love to have the kanji captcha so I could make myself learn.

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I use google translate and this picture as avatar to freak out nips in OSU, it's incredible how much do they bear it until they get tired of reading:
私は理解していない、人間のように話してください。

I guess I'm above average /jp/er

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>>9509795
I do that to Finns

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>>9509767
Yes. I don't understand a word I'm saying though.

[xy !xy........ No.]

Further question: If you speak Japanese, do you do it to impress people?

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＞ジェイピー
＞日本語を話せる
ありえないｗ

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>>9509843
Yes. They don't understand it either.

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>>9509795

Sup Jay.

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>>9509843
>If you speak Japanese, do you do it to impress people?

For fuck sake, I'm literally crying here, impress people speaking Moonrunes? I might as well impress people with my proud old black heritage.

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>>9509860
People are grabbing my coattails every time I speak Old English in public. perfect pronunciation too.

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A lot of japs already said my japanese is pretty good just because I don't start every sentence with Watashi.

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No, but I can read it. Am I weeaboo enough?

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>>9509924
Same difference.

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a few words, i'm learning how to read and speak moon language

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>>9509843
I like teaching people about how japanese works. I actually tell people that japanese is a very easy language to learn, and that you can read a newspaper in 2 years at minimum. I also like teaching people about japanese. I love sharing my knowledge with other people.

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とんでもない！あたし全然分からないですの！

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thing is, to speak any language properly (like a native) you actually have to use it with native speakers, constantly. so most likely no one here can really SPEAK japanese. unless they've actually lived in Japan for a while

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>>9510311
Helps being able to understand people and read things though. Speaking is only half the battle! Hell, if you really need to you can write instead of talk.

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話すことができません、さらにやっと理解するｏｒｚ

[xy !xy........ No.]

How slow is this board even.

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Why should I? Japs don't even know how to use kanji (来日)

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>>9510717
>mailto:sage
How is this on the front page again?

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チャットルームで話してた時、誰かは俺がカリフォルニア生まれって察した
。日本語の台詞だけでそんなの分かっちゃうとか、不思議じゃない？

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>>>/vg/

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>>9510311
That's how I learned English though.

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>>9510746
I dunno

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>>9510746
>а
>a

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>>9510753
カリフォルニア訛りの日本語でチャットしてたんじゃない？

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>>9511514
That is nefarious.

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>>9511537
And completely retarded. Have we sunk this low that upholding the status symbol of sage is more important to us than its actual purpose?