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9502969 No.9502969 [Reply] [Original]

Oh shit.

Well, customs may not be happy with my loli onaholes.

Or, the bigger issue is, I forgot that I was getting my mail forwarded to my parents' house for the summer, but I go back tomorrow. I have to hope that EMS ignores the forwarding and just stays in my local post office.

>> No.9502989

60611 is a Chicago zip code. Enjoy your prison sentence dude.

>> No.9502999

>>9502989
Loli's not illegal in the US. Even so, they don't care about onaholes.

Not to mention I told NLS to take it out of the original packaging.

>> No.9503004

>>9502999
Either way. Why do we care?

>> No.9503098
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9503098

>Loli's not illegal in the US.

It might as well be, considering how the lower courts deal with it. There was a supreme court ruling that said cartoon depictions weren't the same as CP, to strike down a USC law that made it such. Also, they still said it is considered obscenity, and since it's sent over state lines, it's basically illegal. I don't know if they'd consider an onahole pornography or not, but.

Just be glad customs probably doesn't give a shit; if they wanted to ruin your life, all they'd have to do is make a few phone calls. If they think you're a pervert, they'll find a way to fuck you over, and hard.

Then again, consider this: You're a lowly postal worker in Chicago, who happens to find a package that contains a replica of a little girl's vagina from Japan. What would be more fun? Just mailing it, or making it a big deal so you can have something new to do at work? Also, in their mind, you're a child molestor.

Have fun in prison, OP.

>> No.9503114

Whats your point

>> No.9503119

>>9503004
>>9503114
This.

>> No.9503137

/jp/ is not your blog

>> No.9503139

>your illegal pedophile contraband got intercepted
>even if they decide to let you off the hook and ship it, your illegal pedophile contraband is sent straight to your parents

HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW

Fucked either way, OP.

>> No.9503150

Why bother having mailed forwarded instead of stopped in the first place. Forwarding mail is just for when you die or move.

>> No.9503158
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9503158

I'm pretty sure you can cancel mail-forwarding online. As long as it's still in customs, they'll probably send it to the right place once it gets back to the post office.

>> No.9503232

enjoy ur prsion rape u sick pedo

>> No.9503248

>>9503139
OP is such a dumbass for having it forwarded to his parents in the first place that he deserves anything he gets at this point.

>> No.9503308
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9503308

I import a lot of doujinshi to upload and never had anything checked or opened by customs.

However I never imported loli before. Now I have a few people asking me to import in loli doujinshis to upload.
Do you think it will be fine to take the risk? I live in PA.

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>>9503158
Looks like that training paid off!

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