Has anyone ever been to Japan's Penis Festival? If so, what was it like? I'm honestly curious.

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Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:47:34 2008 No.950133 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone ever been to Japan's Penis Festival? If so, what was it like? I'm honestly curious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:52:33 2008 No.950141 age for interesting question

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:53:16 2008 No.950142 File: 82 KB, 640x480, 1215233596132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's arousing.

>>	Penis Sat Jul 5 04:53:26 2008 No.950143 Why won't you accept me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:58:42 2008 No.950149 http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:59:15 2008 No.950150 File: 672 KB, 1024x768, 1215233955512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOVE THE PENIS FESTIVAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:59:36 2008 No.950152 File: 109 KB, 315x470, 1215233976000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 04:59:54 2008 No.950154 File: 106 KB, 470x315, 1215233994946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:00:24 2008 No.950155 File: 104 KB, 470x315, 1215234024444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:00:49 2008 No.950156 File: 133 KB, 470x315, 1215234049796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:01:20 2008 No.950158 File: 69 KB, 391x344, 1215234080444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:03:35 2008 No.950167 I've always wanted to go, but I'm easily a head taller than the average Jap... I'd stand out more than the penises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:09:05 2008 No.950188 I've always wondered why the testicles don't get half the love the penis gets at these things. What's the deal, Japan? If you're gonna revere genitalia, you ought to go all the way. >>950155 >Anthony Bourdain wannabe in background.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:10:09 2008 No.950190 I know Sanae loves this festival but what about Alice? She most likely does too, since Reimu is one of her only friends is also a shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:10:31 2008 No.950191 What. The Hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:14:04 2008 No.950200 This is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:14:15 2008 No.950201 >>950161 I loled at the little girl going good god my county is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:14:55 2008 No.950198 >>950191 Welcome to /jp/. Enjoy your stay.

>>	3 words sparky4 Sat Jul 5 05:16:35 2008 No.950213 File: 59 KB, 560x412, 1215234995565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>950150 >>950142 >>950152 >>950154 >>950155 >>950156 >>950158 >>950161

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:17:42 2008 No.950216 File: 82 KB, 405x351, 1215235062147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:19:03 2008 No.950224 >>950213 >>950191 This thread is solid proof there's a summer newfag surge. There's no rise in traffic because the oldfags take shelter elsewhere. HOW IS THIS IN THE SLIGHTEST NEW? WE TALK ABOUT THIS AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:19:36 2008 No.950228 >>950161 the guy in the top right is awesome

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:20:01 2008 No.950229 >>950224 not to mention all the pics are reposts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:20:11 2008 No.950230 They all missed it in March.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:20:24 2008 No.950233 >>950224 >sparky4 I'm not sure how you think that this doesn't scream "I'm a troll".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:23:36 2008 No.950248 Thanks, summer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:23:54 2008 No.950246 >>950224 And the discussions were better, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:24:59 2008 No.950252 >the oldfags take shelter elsewhere The question is, where?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:25:46 2008 No.950259 >>950252 Nice try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:25:51 2008 No.950261 >>950252 We're not going to say and let the summerfags come there, too.

>>	LOL sparky4 Sat Jul 5 05:26:09 2008 No.950263 >>950216 i love this face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:27:13 2008 No.950268 >>950252 I don't know. Fuckers left without me. Again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:29:14 2008 No.950274 ;[

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:31:07 2008 No.950278 i prefer the lolis in thongs festival. .....FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:33:12 2008 No.950284 >>950261 Then mail it to me, obviously.

>>	lol sparky4 Sat Jul 5 05:34:18 2008 No.950291 >>950278 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:34:45 2008 No.950293 >>950284 No way, you could be one of them. You should've paid more attention before summer came.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:34:53 2008 No.950290 Oh /jp/...is this the end? Has summer won?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:35:47 2008 No.950297 more penii

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:35:48 2008 No.950298 >>950293 Then how do I prove it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:39:06 2008 No.950311 Why is it so wrong to be disgusted by this festival on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:41:10 2008 No.950320 >>950311 because everything in Japan is superior and if you don't like and it's new to you then you're an underaged newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:41:32 2008 No.950321 >>950311 I'd tell you to lurk more, but I fear it wouldn't help the way things are going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:43:36 2008 No.950333 >>950321 Exactly. Yesterday was one of the worst days since the inception of /jp/. Usually when the board sucks I bump all the good threads from the last few pages. Yesterday, there was only one thread worth bumping. One.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:43:39 2008 No.950334 I'm bi and I support this festival.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:43:49 2008 No.950335 >>950311 What is there to be disgusted about? They're penises. It's amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:44:03 2008 No.950337 >>950311 GTFO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:45:40 2008 No.950345 >>950335 Yeah, but why do they bring their kids?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:47:26 2008 No.950354 Do people get all worked up at these festivals? Like, could you drop your pants and have a bunch of crazy girls suck your dick? >>950278 What is the name of that festival? For research purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:47:46 2008 No.950359 >>950345 Why not? It's what I'd do in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:48:18 2008 No.950362 >>950345 Cuz it's a festival? Christ you guys have never read about fertility festivals in ancient cultures? FAIL.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:48:34 2008 No.950365 >>950345 So you can feed them cock-shaped chocolates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:49:54 2008 No.950366 >>950354 never ending summer... SAGE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:50:24 2008 No.950368 >>950333 Good god, you're right. Page 9 is nine Touhou threads and one about fathers raping their daughters. What the fuck. Then again, that pretty much sums up what the front page is about at any given moment...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:51:45 2008 No.950370 >>950368 Only 9? What is wrong with this board?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:51:45 2008 No.950371 What if they had a vulva festival?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:51:50 2008 No.950374 If Japan likes cock so much, why do they censor it in porn and visual novels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:52:47 2008 No.950378 >>950334 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:53:09 2008 No.950379 >>950368 Not if I can help it. But if even the oldfags are leaving, it's kind of a lost cause.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:55:03 2008 No.950385 Those bastards can't leave me here. When summer ends there will be nothing left but scraps of cancer and I can't clean it all up myself. They'll just grow right back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:55:33 2008 No.950389 >>950368 >Page 9 is nine Touhou threads Is that a bad thing? I've been playing Touhou games for the last two weeks so I don't really mind

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:55:51 2008 No.950391 File: 143 KB, 500x600, 1215237351592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember when /jp/ was good? no? yea me neither, so posting touhous

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:56:04 2008 No.950393 why do you guys always mention the fact that it's currently summer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:57:25 2008 No.950400 >>950391 Remember when Pooshlmer was good? No? I do ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:57:55 2008 No.950398 >>950391 I don't remember when /jp/ was good, but I remember when it didn't suck nearly as much as it has in the past month or so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:58:27 2008 No.950407 >>950393 Because an enormous collection of kids on summer vacation with unlimited internet privileges constantly reminds us of the season.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:58:54 2008 No.950403 >>950389 It would be great if this was /jp/ - Touhou/General. Too bad it's not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 05:59:01 2008 No.950412 Why? Is it so wrong to talk about ALL aspects of Japanese culture? I thought this was Japan/General?

>>	sage Sat Jul 5 06:00:37 2008 No.950418 Sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:00:47 2008 No.950420 >>950412 Because a thread about Japs carting giant wooden dicks around has never happened on /jp/ before in all its existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:02:21 2008 No.950425 ITT people who found /jp/ last week and don't know why moot created it or what the very first post/sticky here said. saged, hidden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:02:53 2008 No.950427 File: 372 KB, 1169x910, 1215237773733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer this. Summer that. Where's the love for winter? It's fucking winter on the other side of the earth. Thread need more penis festival.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:02:55 2008 No.950424 >>950412 Unfortunately, people like you and I are in the minority. We're vastly outnumbered by /jp/'s equivalent of the narutard, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:03:44 2008 No.950431 >>950412 You do not seem to know why this board was created.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:03:45 2008 No.950433 >>950420 >Because a thread about the endless made-up personality facets of a fictional Touhou character has never happened on /jp/ before in all its existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:04:10 2008 No.950435 >>950412 You have to understand there are one or two people who hang out in /jp/ that don't want it to be /jp/ Japan General. All they do is stir up shit wne anything but Touhou and VNs are posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:04:12 2008 No.950436 >>950407 It's been said many times already. There are less users now than in the spring. It's not that there's an influx of newbies and /b/ runoff, it's that the oldfags started leaving. I wish to join my brethren.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:04:39 2008 No.950437 My god, you'd think they've never seen a Hounen Matsuri thread before. Or even the damn festival to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:05:18 2008 No.950439 Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:05:41 2008 No.950440 File: 356 KB, 1600x1200, 1215237941201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>950431 No you don't seem to but you love to troll this shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:05:51 2008 No.950441 >>950436 Traitorous bastards left /jp/ to rot. WHY??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:05:57 2008 No.950438 This board was created for whatever didn't fit on /a/ which includes talking about Penis Festivals and Touhou personalities over and over and over again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:06:02 2008 No.950442 >>950439 DEAR GOD MR LIKES TO SAGE THREADS! You're invisible!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:07:18 2008 No.950446 I don't like the penis festival. Am I also an underage b& now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:07:26 2008 No.950447 The worst thing about summer isn't the summer itself which is bad enough but the people constantly going IT'S SUMMER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:07:38 2008 No.950449 I will never leave you /jp/.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:07:51 2008 No.950443

It's like 4chan is an underwater base that got punctured and is flooding, and /b/ is completely filled with water, only the ocean is really piss. And the piss is leaking into the other boards, including this one, and soon the whole place will be completely submerged. Or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:08:10 2008 No.950450 >>950436 Fight or leave. There is one ass that admitted he hates everyone and just sages shit and cause trouble in /jp/ if it doesn't fit his narrow personal tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:08:21 2008 No.950452 >>950133 WE HAVE A JAPANESE PENIS FESTIVAL THREAD ALMOST EVERY OTHER DAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:08:27 2008 No.950453 >>950443 It's the last days of Rapture and the splicers resorted to inbreeding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:10:42 2008 No.950457 This thread would have died already if people didn't feel the need to constantly point out how much this thread needs to die.

>>	キモ !Yad4OJ7OcI Sat Jul 5 06:11:00 2008 No.950460 lol penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:11:43 2008 No.950462 More festival of the Iron Penis Pictures please.

>>	PENIS PENIS Sat Jul 5 06:13:40 2008 No.950469 PENIS

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:14:05 2008 No.950470

the people whining about summer etc really are the faggots. if you dont like a thread/topic just fucking hide it, its not hard. its not like /jp/ is dominated by threads like this, they show up every few days and hurt nothing. why go into them and HERP DURP SUMMERFAG SAGE DERP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:15:35 2008 No.950477 >>950470 >HERP DURP SUMMERFAG SAGE DERP Why did this make me lol?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:16:03 2008 No.950481 >>950470 its not like /jp/ is dominated by threads like this I wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:16:04 2008 No.950482 >>950470 Fags refuse to DL the firefox extension because they only run Internet Exploder.

>>	キモ !Yad4OJ7OcI Sat Jul 5 06:17:11 2008 No.950488 >>950477 its more funny when you get microsoft SAM to say it over & over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:17:22 2008 No.950489 >>950470 Or I could just close my browser and get exactly the same result.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:17:48 2008 No.950492 Saging because it's not Touhou or pedophilia again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:18:51 2008 No.950493 >>950482 I use Opera Opera > Firefox & IE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:19:12 2008 No.950500 >>950492 Get with the rest of the fuckwits who didn't even bother to read the thread before posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:19:19 2008 No.950502 So yeah, where'd they go? I'd like to know before the thread gets deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:21:16 2008 No.950506 I read it, it's the same shit storm caused when anyone posts anything remotely about Japanese culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:25:44 2008 No.950522 You somehow missed >>950224 where it started. Or are you on a completely different internet where the post complains that it isn't Touhou?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:26:50 2008 No.950526 File: 35 KB, 600x450, 1215239210087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Kanamara Matsuri Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:27:47 2008 No.950533

The Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) is an annual Shinto fertility festival held in Kawasaki, Japan in spring. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The penis forms the central theme of the event that is reflected everywhere—in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:27:59 2008 No.950527

The problem with hiding the thread is that you'll end up with two camps that both believe that their threads are what /jp/ is meant for. Therefore, you have to viciously attack and harass the threads that are not content /jp/ should have. This is one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:28:12 2008 No.950539 HOLY PENIS

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:28:35 2008 No.950545

The sad thing is, not that /jp/ is dominated by Touhou and 2D fags in general, but that any thread not Touhou or 2D automatically devolves into this kind of shitfest, regardless of the content, while simply posting a picture of a Touhou character almost guarantees a rather lengthy, unsaged thread about whatever it is you fucks have to re-say about that character.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:28:58 2008 No.950535

>>950345

>>Yeah, but why do they bring their kids?

Are you retarded? It's not some sex fest. It's about fertility. I say you open your mind away from stupid Amerikkka who takes everything way to srsly and finds a problem with every other cultures take on things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:30:00 2008 No.950551 >>950522 BAWWW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ASPECT OF JAPANESE CULTURE LAST MONTH ON THIS IMAGE BOARD ;_; SAGE U NEWFAGS SUMMERFAGS BAWW. click the hide thread button next time this comes up a month from now, bawfags

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:31:43 2008 No.950566

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered around a local penis-venerating shrine once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. It is said that there are divine protections also in business prosperity and the clan's prosperity, easy delivery, marriage, and married couple harmony. There is also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

Today, the festival is used to raise money for HIV research.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:32:28 2008 No.950569 >>950551 THERE IS NOTHING BUT COPIES OF THIS THREAD! NOTHING AT ALL!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:33:10 2008 No.950572 It's only one fag and they are only here at night, during the day no one would say shit. Wait untill they post the shit they like, baby fuck and jr idols.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:33:30 2008 No.950574 >>950545 I came to this board for Touhou. Now I don't even go into the threads anymore. Yukkuri have raised my interest again, but the other threads are just shit. They're either imagedumps or LOL SANAE IS A SLUT XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:34:11 2008 No.950578 LOL one fag is causing all the shit storm and sage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:34:52 2008 No.950577 >>950551 >click the hide thread button next time this comes up a month from now, bawfags No. This thread does not belong, so we won't ignore it and allow it to exist. We want it gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:35:02 2008 No.950579 I think I'll keep bumping it since I am not part of your imperial "we"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:35:04 2008 No.950580 >>950551 So you're not on another internet, you're just blind as a cripple and you think like one, too.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:35:19 2008 No.950581

>>950572
It's not one fag. I was alone in some of my rants against threads like this. People told me I was overreacting. Well, all I can say is I warned you fuckers.

Now we have more that are realizing the normalfaggotry behind 3D threads and shit about HEY LOOK JAPAN IS FUNNY LULZ. And we are active during the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:36:04 2008 No.950585 I really don't care about this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:36:21 2008 No.950587 >>950581 Bawwwwwwwwwww I want my way!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:37:00 2008 No.950589 >>950587 No, we just don't want /jp/ turning into a normalfag haven. This is the last board that we otaku have, basically. You fags can't ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:37:05 2008 No.950590 I am pretty sure as easily as you get all red assed over thing you do not belong on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:38:07 2008 No.950594 >>950589 >we lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:38:11 2008 No.950595 >>950589 Wow if you keep posting really fast people might believe more than one person gives a fuck. You are the normalfag you fear!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:38:25 2008 No.950596 >>950593 Once again, a newfag quotes the rules. We've been over this, lurk the fuck moar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:38:57 2008 No.950593 The board's current rules say nothing against examining Japanese culture. Take it up with Moot if you disagree. >>/jp/ - Japan/General > > 1. All things Japanese welcome!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:40:10 2008 No.950600 >>950596 >newfag Get back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:40:21 2008 No.950602 >>950596 You need to lurk moar or go back to /b/. IO look around /jp/ and I see your troll tracks everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:40:59 2008 No.950599 >>950593 >That was written when the rules of /jp/ were in a sticky, right where you could see them on the front page and in /a/. Later the sticky went down but the main site wasn't properly updated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:42:35 2008 No.950608 >>950600 Oh no I said newfag I must be a /b/tard! Idiot. >>950602 Newfags. The rules are for idiots that weren't here when /jp/ was created. The fact that you quote the rule means that you're a newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:43:10 2008 No.950612 I, for one, don't mind the monthly penis festival threads. Makes for a nice change of pace.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:43:42 2008 No.950615

>>950602
Problem is what you're looking at now isn't representative /jp/. It is pure summer retardation, a temporary ailment that will hopefully subside in August or September. Conclusions you draw about the rules from the current state of /jp/ are guaranteed to be stupid and wrong.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:44:51 2008 No.950616

>>950589
If you think penis festivals, idols and Japanese music constitute as "normalfaggotry", you're deluding yourself. The rest of the world doesn't give a shit about this stuff (sans maybe penis festivals), so we would still fall under "otaku" moniker, albeit a different breed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:45:32 2008 No.950625 >>950600 Thank you. Thank you so much. I thought I was the only person on 4chan who still hated that term that was invented during the summer of 2007.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:45:57 2008 No.950626
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The fact I have the screen caps I took then proves you are a troll and need to go back to /b/ or get over trying to dictate your tastes on to the rest of /jp/. Why don't you go jack off to your CP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:46:24 2008 No.950630 >>950615 The only thing that has changed in /jp/ is now people are constantly going SUMMMMER RAGEE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:46:25 2008 No.950631 >>950616 Idols are normalfaggotry. /jp/ hates 3D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:47:32 2008 No.950634 >>950631 You hate 3D, during the day /jp/ has plenty of it. Cry moar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:47:32 2008 No.950635 >>950626 >Oh look I saved someone's screencap of >>1 so I can cite the rules and it makes me correct. I'm an oldfag. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:48:09 2008 No.950641 >>950631 >Idols are normalfaggotry While I fucking hate idols, you're a goddamn idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:48:33 2008 No.950646 >>950634 And I, along with others, sage it regularly. You're blind if you don't notice that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:50:07 2008 No.950661 >>950646 Normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:50:48 2008 No.950668 >>950661 We sage 3D. That is not normalfag. That's /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:50:56 2008 No.950658 >>950646 You guys aren't the only ones on this board, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:51:30 2008 No.950671 >>950646 >>948767 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:52:11 2008 No.950674 >>950668 Sure thing, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:52:45 2008 No.950677 >>950641 Oh, right. Liking 3D women is not associated with /b/tards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:55:03 2008 No.950698 I like Penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:55:22 2008 No.950700 NEWFAGS NEWFAGS NEWFAGS NEWSFUCKCCKCKCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FKDKFK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:55:38 2008 No.950702 >>950698 Don't be a normalfag, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:55:59 2008 No.950697 >>950677 You're an idiot.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:57:40 2008 No.950718

Man, this 2D-3D shit is hilarious. The very thought of someone getting off exclusively to 2D is laughable itself. I mean, I thought I knew how bad social reclusiveness gets, but you limpwristed basement-dwellers just set a new standard of failing at life that even the Japanese would be proud of. Good job, /jp/. Also, SAGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:57:59 2008 No.950712 >>950697 3D IS PIG DISGUSTING WHAT YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? PIG AMERICAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 06:58:13 2008 No.950722 Last week, while looking at /jp/ I thought "finally, after two years I found a 4chan board where I belong" And now this shit happens...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:01:26 2008 No.950742 >>950722 >belong >4chan fucking kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:01:36 2008 No.950746 >>950722 Hey ;/jp/ isn't what these night time retards mean to make it sorry if you are disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:02:59 2008 No.950748 What is with this bullshit "OLOL 3D IS PIG DISGUSTING" crap? Isn't there enough boards for your retardation?

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Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:04:46 2008 No.950762

itt people take /jp/ and the internet in general too serious and get trolled. hard. im looking at you sagefags.

anyway, forgeting any "rules" or whatever, the reason /jp/ was made for topics related to Japan that don't fit in the other boards. The most obvious would be touhou/vns that were litering /a/. However, a Japanese penis festival is also on that list, as it would be a topic doomed to /b/ if not allowed here. I for one welcome our penis festival overlords to /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:07:06 2008 No.950782 I wish 4chan had a board for Touhou, visual novels and figurines

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:08:25 2008 No.950796 It does mixed in the /jp/ Japan General

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:10:10 2008 No.950817 What are you trying to accomplish you bastards? What are you trying to accomplish? What are you trying to accomplish you bastards? What are you trying to accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:11:21 2008 No.950829 showing what a retard you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:11:45 2008 No.950835 >>950748 Yes, /jp/. Stop shitting it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:13:53 2008 No.950844 >>950762 Yay for Penis festivals!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:20:04 2008 No.950902 I love my Penis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:25:27 2008 No.950942 I wonder if the Marimite girls ever went to this festival

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:29:57 2008 No.950964 >>950835 I wish a thousand morning musume threads apon you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 07:41:18 2008 No.951032 Penis

>>	Kanamara Matsuri Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:17:58 2008 No.951441 Looks like mister sage fucker loli poster got hit with the hammer and his loli thread got deleted. Kanamara Matsuri, Kanamara Matsuri, Kanamara Matsuri!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:24:07 2008 No.951467 >>951441 Don't fault the loli thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:26:07 2008 No.951472 All his postes in this thread were deleted too. Looks like a b&

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:33:28 2008 No.951498 >>950526 That thing for penetrating castles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:37:27 2008 No.951507 My hatred of newfags is directly proportional to their volume of moral outcry against loli and shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:44:18 2008 No.951516 >>951507 I don't like loli because it's banned. There is a reason its banned; it attracts people posting baby fuck. I have yet to a see a on topic thread about a loli game or loli Anime deleted unless someone was blatantly pushing the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:44:49 2008 No.951517 >>951498 This would be awesome. I hope this has been done at least once in history.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:46:00 2008 No.951520 >>950782 I'd rather keep visual novels here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:51:08 2008 No.951531 >>951516 It's banned because Moot needs a way to accept donations and companies like paypal won't touch a site that includes lolicon. I thought everyone knew that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:54:23 2008 No.951538 >>951531 it's not the loli it's the babyfuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:55:26 2008 No.951539 >>951531 It's "banned" for plausible deniability only.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:56:43 2008 No.951541 >>951538 Learn your fucking history and LURK MORE

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 09:59:42 2008 No.951549

>>951531
>>951516
The tradition on 4chan is rather constant.

Lolicon is posted and the mods ignore it until the thread is pretty much done. The thread is then deleted to show that the mods 'do their job' and only when the flow gets a little too strong do they start to bring out the b& hammers.

Keep your head down, prepare for a few bans and don't give the mods too much work, or they'll hit you with a permanent ban. These are 4chans not so secret rules.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:06:03 2008 No.951555

>>951531
moot doesn't accept donations and doesn't use paypal. He does accept targeted advertising. Some advertisers might get excited over lolicon but not many of the ones that use 4chan would.

>>951549
I am all for permabans for people starting "discussions"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:08:31 2008 No.951560 >>951555 >moot doesn't accept donations and doesn't use paypal good god, how new are you? Please refer to the history of /l/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:10:51 2008 No.951564 Of course, newfags have no way of knowing any of that and after viewing the 'shocking imagery', go straight into drama mode.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:16:40 2008 No.951573 >>951555 >I am all for permabans for people starting "discussions" You're clearly in the wrong place. I hear /a/ is sympathetic to your whining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:18:08 2008 No.951576 >>951555 This is getting ridiculous. I hate screaming newfag, but this is becoming an epidemic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:19:10 2008 No.951582 >>951560 Go read the FAQ none of those reasons for Lolicon being banned exist any more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:19:57 2008 No.951580 >>951576 Forgot my sage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:20:27 2008 No.951584 >>951580 Finally figured out how to get a new IP address? It took you this long king of friday night loli?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:22:05 2008 No.951587 >>951573 No, clearly you have returned king of friday night loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:23:09 2008 No.951589 >>951573 You heard the man. Nothing but image dump threads from now on. No talking! SILENCE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:24:07 2008 No.951591 WELL, AT LEAST THEM JAPANESE GIRLS AIN'T MISSING OUT ON BIG COCKS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:26:43 2008 No.951599 >>951587 Swing and a miss... Sorry champ, I'm someone completely different. I just don't support the idea of bans for 2D loli so long as its within the rules of the board. 4chan has always been loli-friendly to a certain degree, and will remain so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:30:14 2008 No.951610 >>951599 You sound just like the King of Friday night Loilcon to me. The denial rings hollow. Explain /jp/ Japan General and the posting of Lolicon threads outside of the frame of reference of a game or VN?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:34:56 2008 No.951620 >>951610 ...It's /jp/ related, as always. What's with the loli-hate?

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:44:16 2008 No.951632

>>951620
No hate for lolicon but hate for the sagefag that always posts those threads, since they exude hate themselves that is what you get back.

Still no explanation for how loli that is not a game or VN belongs in /jp/ Japan General. It's really /a/ Anime or /c/ Anime/Cute material and I see plenty of it there. Sounds like you think if you repeat the same argument enough times it will become true or you will wear everyone down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:47:19 2008 No.951638 talking about lolis in a penis thread. that's so like you, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:49:08 2008 No.951641 >>951632 It doesn't belong on /a/ either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:49:18 2008 No.951642 >>951638 The sagefags loi thread got deleted now they are pretending its not them.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:51:02 2008 No.951646

>>951632
I just feel /jp/ is broad enough to cover everything that can be said to originate in Japan; I'm very much a literalist about the sole written rule we have. Besides, anything that breaks the Touhou monotony once in awhile isn't automatically bad.

I think the problem we're having here is that I'm thinking in black and white, and you're thinking in shades of gray; even if something is "more" appropriate for a specific board, I don't take it to mean it's not appropriate here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:51:16 2008 No.951647 >>951642 What the fuck is a sagefag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:52:01 2008 No.951649 Complaining about anything shouldn't be allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:53:16 2008 No.951652 >>951647 me

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 10:55:42 2008 No.951659

>>951646
Well if you are posting Anime here it's not the place. If you are posting loli here it's not the place but any Japanese culture, travel or customs thread belongs here along with the Touhou, VNs, Dolls, Figures and Kigurumi but we have a few who don't want it here and one of them is the person who sages threads like that and does their best to run people posting things like that out of /jp/. He is also the King of Friday night Loli threads.

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:01:20 2008 No.951677

>>951659
I DO post anime here, actually, because the userbase here is way better than /a/'s userbase after the split. I like to keep as broad an interpretation of the board as possible to avoid falling into monotony; I have no problem with any thread, so long as it can be tied back to Japan in some way.

Judging from your take on the rules and King Friday's take, I feel I might represent a third faction here on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:02:22 2008 No.951681 People, we had a thread about the penis festival a while ago, and it proved quite interesting, why the hell do you complain now ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:03:30 2008 No.951686 >>951677 You very will may be a third faction. I don't hate you like I do the sagefag though. I just ignore your threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:05:02 2008 No.951690 >>951686 It was one troll bitching, he hates "normalfags" Japan General = "normalfags"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:09:56 2008 No.951704 >>951686 I can live with that; so long as you aren't sagebombing. I'm well aware my threads have limited appeal. Hell, if anything, we have a common enemy in Mr. Friday.... At any rate, good night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:12:48 2008 No.951712 >>951704 ペニスｗｗｗｗｗ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:13:33 2008 No.951726 >>951704 Don't mistake saging with sagebombing, I sage so as not to bump the thread, not to express distaste for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:16:05 2008 No.951736 >>951726 That's a completely different thing. Ididots who just post "shitsux sage" are the real cancer, along with the "it's summer" crowd.

Dawnfag Sat Jul 5 11:22:37 2008 No.951760

A friend of mine went, since she's been working over there for the past 6 months or so at a hospital for work experience.

She went to the fertility festival and said that it was one of the most surreal and funny experiences ever.

I don't really have a friend and I made all of that up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:22:37 2008 No.951761 >>950133 また馬鹿外人か・・・恥を知れ！

Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:24:37 2008 No.951763

We cant get around newfags, and 4chan cant work without them because if they weren't here 4chan would slowly die. The problem is that the enormous increase because of all that Scientology shit made the overall mentality go apeshit and now normal-faggotry is normal. I think the chemo for curing 4chan, is to turn all the newfags into sociopaths like the majority of the oldfags are. That way we might return 4chan to become like it used to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:39:41 2008 No.951798 I see complaints about newfags How can there be /jp/ oldfags? the board isn't even old enough yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 11:46:41 2008 No.951827 >>951798 They immigrated from /a/ because their interests didn't fit /a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 14:42:55 2008 No.952336 File: 36 KB, 250x644, 1214966372375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-It's....h-huge....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 16:43:09 2008 No.952816 >>951798 Fucking signed. Newfags on a newfag board crying about newfags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 5 16:43:09 2008 No.952817 >>951798 Us oldfags remember the /l/. board. We also remember that moot didn't feel the need to bring it back because it overcomplicated funding. Moot himself said he doesn't hate lolicon.

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