/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Slavthread for slavbros.

1. Your country
2. Your favorite touhou
3. How many people have you already mugged so far?

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>>9499227

Why the fuck does everyone of you wear a tracksuit?

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http://www.4chan.org/rules#global
>3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: [...] racism

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>>9499236
Keep up the good work, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Any slavbros evading their military service?

Share your stories about how to avoid getting killed during your compulsory military service.

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Poland
Yuuka
I beat up three Germans during Euro 2012 and robbed them.

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>>9499239
I'd like to wear one but the foreign criminals from Soviet countries have made it impossible. They're very comfortable and don't necessarily have to look like shit.

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>>9499239

Polfag here.

Generally the worst trash wears tracksuits and everybody else looks down on them. It's a subculture of retards.

Since they are retards too stupid to make a living here they shit your countries with their retardness looking for jobs.

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Ukraine
Kaguya
Some drunk swedes were pissing on my house during Euro 2012 so I beat up and robbed them. Total count: five people.

>>9499253
Depends on your country. It was easy for me to evade because I faked up my stomach problems(I had some during that time, but I payed some money to the doctor which was checking me so he would make them seem much worse in report).

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>>9499253
I hope you're not from Russia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGkSyAjjNg0

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>>9499289
Money? What happened to good old vodka?

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>>9499302
It's not 90's anymore.

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>>9499307
Aww. All those stories my grandpa told me...

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1. Russia
2. Tenshi
3. Two niggers in metro

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>>9499307
The last time I had to renew my passport, I brought a bottle of vodka and a box of chocolate so the drunkards could finish it in 1 week instead of 1 month.

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1) Russia
2) cirno
3) nothing that doesn't resemble a pole

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>>9499262
>I beat up three Germans during Euro 2012 and robbed them.

>>9499289
>Some drunk swedes were pissing on my house during Euro 2012 so I beat up and robbed them. Total count: five people.

ITT: Lies.

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>>9499359
Still mad we owned you, moskal?

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>>9499400
Katyn.

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>>9499399
Did you say something?
Sorry, I was busy recounting money I've earned that day.

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>>9499405
How are you enjoying your dynastic "democracy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>russian mongoloid mongrels
>slavs
lel

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>>9499418

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Why do poles use Latin alphabet instead instead of Cyrillic?

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>>9499440
Because Cyrillic is a horrible mess.

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>>9499440
Because catholicism.

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>>9499440
Because they were sellouts during their whole history. Now they're Euro's bitches.

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>>9499262
Same hear
except I beat up four germans
but I didn't rob them since euro is not my money
I'm polish, not european

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>>9499480

I beat up 14 Germans. Get on my level, scrub.

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>>9499491
I got 20, bro.

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>>9499504
>>9499491
>>9499480
>>9499262
man, now I again want to take my granddad's rifle from the wall and go on a rampage in krautstan.

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>>9499277
>Since they are retards too stupid to make a living here they shit your countries with their retardness looking for jobs.

tell me more, anon

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1. Mexico.
2. Remilia
3. Two guys who where bullying me in elementary school, but they broke my nose.

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>>9499594
Get out

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1. Brazil
2. Okuu
3. A high school bully, in the day of graduation.

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>>9499440
Latin is beautiful. Polish is a beautiful and rich language. Unlike barbaric Cyrillic runes

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Balts > Slavs
Come home, Prussian man!

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>>9499610
I'm sorry.

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>>9499299
Is this what Life is like in the zone?

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White, Anglo-Saxon Britons, who are worse: Poles, Indians, Pakistanis or Arabs?

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Brazil
Sakuya
Neven went in a fight before

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>>9499664
jews

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>>9499664
Pakistanis and Arabs. But I grew up among Armos so I could be biased.

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>>9499698
>arabs
>not jews

I think you grew up in Israel

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Since when Brazil and Mexico is slav?

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>>9499704
He asked our country. Not if we're slavs. Ha.

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>>9499656
Ask Ukrainians.

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>>9499709
Are you completely illiterate?
>Slavthread for slavbros.

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Slav weeaboos are the worst.

Seriously, dude wearing a pin with this picture on it PINNED TO HIS GODDAMN FEDORA in public just left me speechless recently.

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>>9499790
Well, at least slav(especially russian) cosplay(not all of course) is quality, unlike most of the western one. They also make VNs with superior art.

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1. Russia.
2. Satori.
3. Some kid in middle school.

>>9499253
Eat junk food and drink carbonated beverages.
Develop a stomach ulcer.
No evasion required.

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>>9499262
polanders are not slavic. You are westaboos and generally dislike slavs and denounce any connection to us.

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>>9499239
only local thugs and muggers wear tracksuits.

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>>9499907
Austrians are not slavs because they are westaboos
Czechs are not slavs because they are westaboos
Slovaks are not slavs because they are westaboos
Slovenes are not slavs because they are westaboos
Croats are not slavs because they are westaboos
Russians are not slavs because they are mongoloids
Macedonians are not slavs because they are gypsies

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please more stories, comrades

http://youtu.be/X-ZbgPP09Gc

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I'm Serbian, therefore I'm the best kind of Slav.

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>>9499627
>Polish is a beautiful and rich language.

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>>9500198
>2012
>not reading Mickiewicz
get out Sluten

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>>9500198
It's pretty... interesting, but it's hardly pretty, though.

Russian is, however, completely superior to it in every aspect.

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>>9500282
Not if you live in country where Russians are supposed to minority, yet you can hear it everywhere.

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>>9500282
Not if you live in country where Russians are supposed to be minority, yet you can hear it everywhere.

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Proud pole here. I don't mug since I'm not a low-class piece of shit. And my favourite touhou is Reisen.

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>>9500313
Ah, Gorbachev. The most despised man in Russia.

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>>9500313
>Proud pole
>Proud
I don't get people like you. Are we even living in the same country?

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>>9500305
To me russian sounds gay near the level of french.

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>>9500351
What is your problem with Poland, kid? Hate it because you don't have a job and can't afford a new computer? Feels good to be born in a rich family.
Wypierdalaj na kwejka.

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>>9500363
>spoiled kid born into a rich family
>can't appreciate shit, takes everything for granted
>browses /jp/
>can't speak english for shit
>thinks poland is a decent country

Baww, that's adorable, babby's first argument. Nie tamten anon, ale ty wypierdalaj na kwejka.

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>>9500380
Uhhhh... you should be really happy that you weren't born in a shithole like Ukraine. The only country in Europe which is worse than Ukraine is Moldova.

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>>9500394
At least your girls are top tier.

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>>9500394
Being born anywhere in Europe is easy mode

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>>9500402
I don't work as a pimp so I don't really care.

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>>9500394
I was but then I fled the country when I was 3.

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>>9500408
Yeah... particularly north korea.

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>>9500394
What about Belarus?

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1. Macedonian/Estonian
2. Marisa
3. Only once because she knocked books out of my hands ;-; Bitch had it coming-ze

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>>9499633
I agree with this gentleman.

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>>9500421
People in Belarus are richer than in Ukraine. It's just that here I won't get arrested for talking shit about our glorious president or country. Though I don't think that human rights in Belarus are as bad as people make them out to be.

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why are there so many flithy slavs in here

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A yuropeen from an insignificant country here. Here's the roughly sketched tier list of Yuro countries living quality-wise, not language.

God tier:
>germany, except the shit language and accent that can be only beaten by brits
>the netherlands
>switzerland

Great tier:
>belgium
>great shitstain
>france
>finland

Good tier:
>sweden
>chech republic
>poland
>spain

Acceptable tier:
>lithuania
>belarus
>norway
>italy

Shit tier:
>ukraine
>russia
>croatia
>austria
>bulgaria
>greece
>italy

Hidden true shit tier:
>portugal
>turkey
>vatican city

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>>9500486
nobody cares tier:
your whole fucking list

get the fuck out

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>>9500486
You left out Estonian you pleb

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>>9500495
what's estonia?

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>>9500486
>Sweden not higher
its like you have no idea what you are talking about

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I have a polish girlfriend and love the food there, does that count.

2. Marisa

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>>9500502
fuck off. ill snatch your fucking ipod loll lits

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>>9500486
Norway in the same tier as Italy, Lithuania, and fucking Belarus?
Yeah, no.

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>>9500504
>>9500486
who are you quoting?

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>>9500514
germany, except the shit language and accent that can be only beaten by brits
the netherlands
switzerland
belgium
great shitstain
france
finland
sweden
chech republic
poland
spain
lithuania
belarus
norway
italy
ukraine
russia
croatia
austria
bulgaria
greece
italy
portugal
turkey
vatican city

Me, I'm from the future.

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Slav mother and daughter moment

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>>9500531
stale joke

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1. Poland
2. Probably Suwako
3. I live by taking people's shit and passive-aggressively shooting targets on my property with lever action rifles and listening to speedcore.

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>>9500428
Why do slavs like whores so much?