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9499039 No.9499039 [Reply] [Original]

My mummy just brought me home a subway when she was outside.

>> No.9499046

exodia thread?

>> No.9499045

Thats
Nice

>> No.9499049

I always want this to happen but it never does.

What did you get?

>> No.9499047

How did she manage to do that?

>> No.9499052

>>9499049
I can't spell it. But it's a meatball something.

>> No.9499058
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9499058

that chair when 25 years old and you still ask your mother if she brought you anything every time she comes home.

>> No.9499063

>>9499052
Meatball Marinara is my favourite! Well done!

You're lucky. Most Subways I've been to usually run out of meatballs by the early afternoon. Even the ones in cities.

What bread did you get?

>> No.9499090

>>9499063
I don't know what types of bread they have, I was asleep when my mum went out and she just came into my room and said she brought me a subway and gave it to me.

>> No.9499095

>>9499058

I hope I don't turn into you.

>> No.9499100

>>9499058
So cute, only four more years until that's me.

>> No.9499115

>>9499058

That's not cute. You are old and you probably smell bad.

Please stop using pictures of anime girls to make yourself appear cuter. You are not her. You are a 25 year old man. Your actions aren't cute. You sound like an ugly idiot. It's disgusting.

>> No.9499127

>>9499115
You are a bully!

>> No.9499135
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>>9499127

>> No.9499138

>>9499058
Wait, this is unusual?

>> No.9499140

>>9499135
;_; u r buly, it not my fault i lok like this, my mum say im cute ;_;

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>>9499135
Did you make this image just for me? I'm so flattered, nobody has ever done that for me.

>> No.9499155

You guys are so cute!
I want to hug all of you!

>> No.9499157
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9499157

>>9499140

>> No.9499159

>>9499157
Forgot the reply numbers.

>> No.9499172

I ate a meatball marinera from subway.....4 days ago.

>> No.9499179

>>9499172
Oh and it was with normal Italian bread because they were out of the herbs one and with jalepanos.

>> No.9499183

You have a mummy? Like, from Egypt?

>> No.9499186

>>9499183
All the most autistic shitposters are from the UK.

>> No.9499188
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>>9499172
Did you have the munchies, d00d?

>> No.9499199

>>9499138
I started respecting my parents a lot more after I moved out. It's what usually happens and the parents know it.

>> No.9499201

>>9499188
Smelly, dumb, Mugen SCUM

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>>9499183

fat amerigcan decteded :--D

>> No.9499211

>>9499115
That poster said nothing about gender. For all we know it's an eternal loli that's 25 years old.

>> No.9499218

>>9499199

>I started respecting my parents a lot more after I moved out.

Same.

Suddenly learned that the food my mummy bought and cooked for me was bought because she worked 50 hours per week whilst I did nothing and didn't even bother cleaning the house for her

Obviously I knew that at the time but after having to buy food and pay rent myself it hit me pretty hard how much other people had done for me all my life. Damn.

>> No.9499219

>>9499115
Stop being biased, you may be comfortable with being a subhuman right now, but think of your older self; you don't want to die regretting your life, do you ?

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>>9499211

>> No.9499237

>>9499199
I'm the OP, I believe I do respect my mum. I give her a lot of my money I get each month, I clean the house whenever I can, do the dishes etc, I also sometimes give her massages if she is in pain, her back or arms and places like that. Though I can't help but get excited when she comes home to see if she has brought me a gift or something.

>> No.9499238

Why do people talk about being an adult male as if it's synonymous with being ugly and gross?

I don't see what's wrong with acting cute if you look okay.

>> No.9499247

>>9499238
>Why do people talk about being an adult male as if it's synonymous with being ugly and gross?

Projecting.

>> No.9499257

>>9499219
>you don't want to die regretting your life, do you ?

This is right up there on my list of preferred death scenarios, along with "in huge debt" and "while very depressed".

People who want to die happy or successful are dumb. That's the worst time to die. It's a waste of a death, even.

>> No.9499259

>>9499218
>>9499199
Either you were completly oblivious to how life works, or had really awesome parents

Moving out is the best thing to have happened in my life so far; dealing with family is just too stressful.

>> No.9499295

>>9499237
Did you sex yet?

>> No.9499293

>>9499259
This. If anything, I was surprised how little needed to be done. My mum was very stressed all the time and overworked herself, both at work and around the house, so it was surprising how little cooking, cleaning and maintenance it took to sustain myself.

Though food is expensive, and buying it is a pain.

>> No.9499300

>>9499293

>My mum was very stressed all the time and overworked herself

Mine's the same, she creates work for the sake of working and seems to clean as a hobby. It's like the anti-NEET.

Whilst that can be irritating to be around when you just want to relax, it does at least mean the house is clean. When I lived alone the sheer mess became impressive.

>> No.9499309

‘Hello Clemens, I'm back from ASDA!’
‘Ooh, did you get me anything?’
‘You didn't ask for anything.’’

Every time ;_;

>> No.9499310

>>9499238

Adult males aren't cute

Notice >>9499058 roleplayed with an anime girl? That's because it would be cute if he was an anime girl. But he's not, he's a dumb creepy 25 year old and when his mother gets tired of him he will be the old guy everyone thinks is a pedo

>> No.9499322

>>9499295
No, that's disgusting.

>> No.9499317

>>9499309

>ASDA

Confirmed for poorfag

>> No.9499330
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9499330

My mom spends all her money like 3 days after she gets paid and then I starve for a week until she gets paid again. It sucks.

>> No.9499326

>>9499317
It's the only supermarket where I live, leave me alone.

Actually, I think there are a Lidl and an Aldi somewhere, so shopping at ASDA makes us pretty well off!

>> No.9499327

>>9499293
> food is expensive
Huh ? with 7€ a day you can have awesome meals; steak every day and all that shit.
Granted that you cook for yourself and don't drink any soda or anything.
filtered water for coffee and tea; buy grenadine or something if you really need something sugary.

>> No.9499339

>>9499326

Confirmed for poorfag chav family with no car to drive to a superior supermarket chain

>> No.9499348

>>9499322
I don't think it would be disgusting, I just thought you loved your mama and you said you like to help her when she is stressed.

>> No.9499356

>>9499348
Can we stop this talk, it's bringing up the time when she told me I wasn't the only one who masturbates a lot ;_;

>> No.9499365

>>9499326
Why are you hating on Lidl and Aldi ?
Still bearing a grudge for WWII ?

Though, I wouldn't buy meat there, they have good vegetables most of the time. It's mostly a place to buy basic comodities, like canned food, drinks, flour and all that shit.

>> No.9499370

I kicked my mother so hard she flew back to her shitty village from where she hails from 6 years ago.

Now I can listen to Innocent Key CDs on my speakers at high volumes.

>> No.9499381

>>9499330
Make sure you have lots of cereal so you don't starve again.

>> No.9499382
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>>9499310
Natsume is cute and would remain so even after a few year time skip.

RL adult females are just as "not cute" as RL adult males on average.

>> No.9499394

>>9499356
Ara ara~

>> No.9499390

>>9499365

Lidl and Aldi are for poor people and chavs (lolsamething). They are literally the only people who shop there and you know it.

>> No.9499402
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>>9499365
>flour

>> No.9499428

>>9499402
Why the fuck are you hating on flour you cocksucker ?

You don't like cakes ? you don't like homemade pastas ? You don't like to chop meat, smear it with egg yolk, and cover it with flour then cook it in a frying pan ?

Fucking die already, scum of the earth.

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>>9499402

I was just thinking about a way Americans might be able to make a lazy spelling version of "flour" to save their hamburgers brains having to think about an extra letter and then it hit me.

"Flor"
At first I smiled a little at how stupid the word sounds...but then I realised something...

Amerilards would actually use this word if we let them. They would want to.

I am not even exaggerating here when I say that I truly LMAO'd and am still in the process of LMAO'ing. There you have it, Americans of /jp/: Flor. Please use this and spread it around your friends.

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>>9499428
>sugar
>meat

>> No.9499453

>>9499436

>>>/v/

>> No.9499455

>>9499365
Lidl and Aldi have a negative stereotype in the UK because of cheap/shoddy brands and products.
http://youtu.be/nY6G2E8dgWU

>> No.9499473

>>9499259
>>9499293
When I moved out, my life certainly got easier and I started to enjoy it more but I also started to pity my parents. It started to feel like they were envying me. Their life has always been poor labor-filled shit and I'm just styling like a rockstar in my nice and comfortable apartment, free to do what I want. They never had the opportunity to become anything and I'm getting a relatively useful university degree with very little effort.

>> No.9499487

>>9499436
>>9499402
Why are you hating on food ?
Also I never said ``sugar'', you ass.

>> No.9499496

>>9499473
I'd be in your case if it wasn't for my life long illness.

>> No.9499500

>>9499455
I hate when they include canned laughter to fool normals into thinking unfunny things are funny via group psychology.

>> No.9499532

>>9499330

I love you Mediator. Please by my waifu.

>> No.9499538

>>9499500
Those always irked me and made me want to punch someone.

>> No.9499544

>>9499538
Once I caught my mum laughing to something in a comedy show. I didn't catch what was said so I asked what the joke was. She didn't know.

Normals are terrible.

>> No.9499566

>>9499544
I'm truly sorry for your lots.
Incidentally, my mother also one the shittiest taste when it comes to what to watch on tv.

Fortunately enough, as a single mother, she doesn't get to watch it often.

>> No.9499754

>>9499544
>>9499566
Why do you care that your parents laugh at things you find idiotic?

>> No.9499795

>>9499754
Because the thought of that being a part of me is terrifying.
I don't want to be dumb.

>> No.9500353

>>9499179
They have bread with Jalapenos on it now?

Damn. I might actually go ask mum for one.

>> No.9501657

>>9500353
I'm shocked to see that 'ask mom' takes up the same amount of characters as 'outside'. This can't be a coincidence.

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