/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you make lewd sounds and moan when you touch yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Only if there's someone listening.

[Anonymous No.]

Only normals do sexual things

[Anonymous No.]

i am quiet as moose

[Anonymous No.]

When i peak then yes

[Anonymous No.]

No.

[Anonymous No.]

Only when I poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497224
no because i wouldnt want to wake my imouto again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497233

>when i peak

this sounds creepy to me

[Anonymous No.]

I have never understood why people make sounds during this. It's unnecessary. I don't even change my facial expression.

[Anonymous No.]

im like AGGGGHHHAHAHAHHGAAAAAAA!!! oooohhhh fuckkkkk OHHVM MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSS IM GONNA FART

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497232
Touching oneself doesn't have to be sexual, Anonymous!

Stop thinking in such a salacious manner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497224
ＧＪ！

[Anonymous No.]

LEWD FILTH
I HATE YOU ALL
YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

[Anonymous No.]

i make girls moan when im fkkin them @ da club
#REALTALK

[Anonymous No.]

Nope, I'm uncomfortably silent during sex too. If the guy is involuntarily going OH GOD YESSS YESSSSSSS ENDSNGSLDG!!!! then there is something horribly wrong with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497416
I go like "haa, haa..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497416

>I'm uncomfortably silent during sex too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497488
You missed everyone else in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a little when i'm too horny. I don't know why women always moan and shit, even if you are just kissing her neck, shit's weird and put the 2d purity in a new scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497495

No one else confessed to doing lewd acts with other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497523
But they are all participating in fucking awful blog thread number twenty-seven of the day. At least people who go out and fuck women (or men) aren't shitting up the board when they're doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497523
I confess to doing lewd acts with your mom, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497530

>At least people who go out and fuck women (or men) aren't shitting up the board when they're doing it.

They still come here at some point though. They have defiled their bodies through intercourse and they risk contaminating the collective purity of /jp/ with their influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497546
I can't believe the purity of /jp/ is the biggest thing you're worrying about. People here masturbate to tentacle rape in every orifice. Maybe you should worry about the collective retardation of various people dragging /jp/'s intelligence into the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497560

Purity is the foundation of /jp/. If everyone on /jp/ were to go out and start having sex and become normals then they would no longer come to /jp/ because their hobbies would become sex and clubbing.

That's what happens when you have sex. It corrupts the mind and the body. It's an insidious virus that has wiped out the purity of the entire planet. Only /jp/ and a few other bastions of purity still remain on the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497579
If all these retarded bloggers became normals and left /jp/ forever I would be fucking overjoyed. Even if they didn't leave it would be much better because they wouldn't spend so much time making shitty posts. Sex impurity isn't transmitted by internet conversation anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9497579
This is a great idea. We should get all these idiots laid.