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Which 2hou would you like as your mom?

>> No.9495264

Yuuka, she would raise me with discipline but it's for my own good

>> No.9495268

>>9495244
I wouldn't trade my mom, for a shitty 2hu

>> No.9495271

that pic need Ran

>> No.9495289
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>> No.9495291
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Wouldn't trade my mother for a Touhou.

But (God forbid) I had to pick one and those were my options? Iku, and it's not even close.

>> No.9495295
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Letty

>> No.9495299

Ran is the best mama, she would love me no matter what.

>> No.9495301
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9495301

Dis one

>> No.9495322

None of them because I'd eventually rape her and I wouldn't like raping my stepmother

>> No.9495329
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9495329

Satori or Okuu.

>> No.9495335

Yuyuko since she seems like she wouldn't give a fuck what I do.

>> No.9495340
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kanako

>> No.9495365
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9495365

You have no idea how much I love this crossover pictures. Amagami illustrator is a god.

>> No.9495366

>>9495244
Dafuq is the one on the far right? Looks like a character from Metal Slug.

>> No.9495371
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9495371

Chen

Or Sanae

>> No.9495378
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9495378

my mom is a religious person and likes to force it unto me
she is basically Kanako

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>>9495366
Mamizou

>> No.9495406
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9495406

Okuu~

>> No.9495418

>>9495366
Never heard of Mamizou? also if you know what's wrong, there's something wrong with Iku's hair

>> No.9495487
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Ohaiyou Okaasan!

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>>9495264
Exactly, everyone on /jp/ would benefit from having a strict mother.

>> No.9495523

Does this imply that I would be born in Gensokyo and be of the same species like the one I pick?
Or would she just replace my real world mom and I'm still human?

If the latter, Byakuren, if the former, some random moonbitch because
bettertahnyoubetterthanyoubetterthanyou

>> No.9495644

Anyone but Ran because I can't marry her if she's my mom.

>> No.9495653

>>9495406
>>9495329

Motherly Okuu is a new concept to me but I must say I am very intrigued by it. Is there more?

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>>9495653
Yes there is!

>> No.9495731

>>9495674
I can't believe you're still posting that and still insist on being mean to Okuu. And I really thought you were sorry.

>> No.9495738

>>9495731
It could be worse.

>> No.9495755

>>9495738
Why? Why do you hate her so much? Why won't you just stop?

>> No.9495953

Which 2hu mom offers the best milf sex?

>> No.9496052
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>>9495264
You'd also be a youkai.

Although I'm pretty sure they're spawned from legends and fears, not given birth.

BUT WHO CARES

>> No.9496130

Why is Byakuren considered a potential motherly figure? She's always looked like a teenager to me.

>> No.9496135
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9496135

RAN-SAMA!

>> No.9496139

Flandre Scarlet

>> No.9496149
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>>9495653
Lots more.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=okuu+mother_and_daughter&searchDefault=Search

>> No.9496175
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>>9496135
YOU SEE THAT WOK THERE?
IT'S LIKE ROUND BUT HAS A THING ATTACHED ON THE BOTTOM SO YOU CAN STILL USE IT ON ELECTRIC STOVES!

I have been looking for such a wok for ages. Does anyone here know about such things?
Rakuten and such only have flat bottomed woks, as in the interior is also flat. That one looks like the bottom is flat but the inside is still round.

>> No.9496191
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9496191

I would want Eirin.

Only if I'm a moon rabbit.

I'm doing it so I have an in with Udonge!

>> No.9496201

>>9496175
you can get one of the round things to put over your burner from the marukai e-store or at most Asian markets. I think asianfoodgrocer.com even has them.

>> No.9496223

>>9496201
Those are just stands though, in the picture it looks like something built into the wok.

Thank you for your help anyway.

>> No.9496286

>>9496149
I wish people would actually draw the children of a character instead of just drawing a mini version of them and then calling them children

>> No.9496357

>>9496223
Well, a proper wok is round, so that's what they're for. Oh well.

>> No.9496571
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9496571

Yuuka
a strict mother who loves more than anything in this world

>> No.9496581
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9496581

Like the one I have now, I'd want a pretty mother.

>> No.9496636
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9496636

Someone kind like hijirin, my mom screams too much.

>> No.9496727
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9496727

I wouldn't trade my mom for anything.
But for the sake of picking, I'd pick Eirin.

>> No.9496740

eirin or kanako

>> No.9496754
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9496754

I would love to emerge from Ran's womb

>> No.9496759

>>9495644
If you had Chen as a mother would it be awkward to marry Ran?

>> No.9497474

>>9496759
how do you feel about marrying your grandmother

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9497708

Patchouli would be a great mom.

I don't want parrent that care too much about me, while on the other hand educated parent would be really nice.

>> No.9498452

I have a better question.
How touhous would fare as mothers? Who will be a bad and unresponsible mother and who would be a good one? I want to hear your ideas!

>> No.9498476

>>9498452
Reimu would be the worst.

>> No.9498847

>>9498452

I don't think Moko would be a very good parent at first, but I think she might warm up to a child at some point.

>> No.9499476

>>9498452
Reimu and Marisa would be the worst ones

>> No.9499498

>>9497708

she'd only b my mom if i cud fuk her.

>> No.9499568
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>> No.9499583

>>9499568
You wanna be fat, just like her?

>> No.9500560

>>9496130
I think the same way about Yukari, but what do you know, she's one of the babas

>> No.9500658

Best moms directly help in the pedagogy of their offspring from a young age: Keine and Eirin would both be excellent parents because of this.
Medium-high tier would be people good at instilling the discipline needed later in life: Kanako, Mei-ling, Iku, and Byakuren would be good at this.

Well-to-do, but possibly neglectful parents would comprise low tier: Yuyuko, Yukkari, Komachi, and possibly Mamizou would be in this category.

Bad touhou parents in OP's pic: Yuugi, for obvious reasons; Yuuka, because she'd probably be over-protective and nurturing to the point of psychic castration.

>> No.9500668

>>9496191

>running a computer off of generator power

Irregular sine-wave is going to kill your PSU and mobo capacitors.

>> No.9500673

>>9500658
>Yuuka, because she'd probably be over-protective and nurturing to the point of psychic castration.
I wish my mom loves me with that devotion

>> No.9501499
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9501499

The best one

>> No.9501720

>>9500658
If Yuugi were your mom you wouldn't be such a bitchass

>> No.9501765
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Keine would make an amazing mom, but I'd rather have her as my wife, so...

>> No.9501848
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9501848

Can Ran be my mom and wife at the same time?

>> No.9501864
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>>9501848
She would never approve of such a thing.

>> No.9501869
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9501869

Parsee as she would probably be up for incest out of jealousy the minute a woman shows interest in stealing away her son

>> No.9501873

shikieki

>> No.9501878

>>9501869
That picture is so damn sad.

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>>9496286
daughters tend to look exactly like their mothers when the mothers give virgin birth.

>> No.9501927

>>9501878
That skank looks like she's probably Kaguya too.

>> No.9501944
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>>9501927
Kaguya has ridiculously high standards, so I doubt it.

>> No.9501958

>>9501944
True, she did turn away Mokou's dad who was probably a pretty sexy man.

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>>9501958
Not to mention she asks all courters to find five legendary items from across the world, most of whom die on the journey, all the while she in fact possesses these items in secret.

Hime-sama has such a sadistic sense of humour~

>> No.9501994

>>9501981
>>9501973
asexual reproduction?

>> No.9502043

>>9501994
Virgin births. The purest 2hus.

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>> No.9502792

>>9502782
So which 2hu do you want as your mom, Kaguya?

>> No.9502797

>>9502792
Eirin is already her mom.

>> No.9502841
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9502841

Ran is best 2hu mother. Ever.

>> No.9502929
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9502929

I wish Parsee was my mom

>> No.9502942

>>9501995
Well, she simply knows that 3D is PD and refuses to want a relationship.
She's even more similar to /jp/ than you thought!

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>>9496759

Uh... let me get back to you on that.

>> No.9504534

>>9501927
Kaguya is flat. That's not her.

>> No.9504552

All of them are flat you ass.

>> No.9504620

>>9498847

Mokou smokes though. Her child will have lung cancer by age 15.

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>> No.9504650

Yuuka because she's sure to keep plenty of booze around and because I probably would have benefited from having at least one STRONG STRONG STRONG parent.

>> No.9504937

>>9504650
Yuuka doesn't drink, she follows healthy lifestyle.

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>>9496135
lololol

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