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Why don't you have an /jp/'sie friend? You can even browse the board together!

>> No.9495141
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9495141

Because I'm too obnoxious and boring.
No one wants to be my friend.

>> No.9495136

What's Burno trying to do there?

>> No.9495142

Because I tried making a friend from /jp/ and they toyed with my feelings.

>> No.9495148

>>9495141
I don't think you're obnoxious, Anon! I'd be your friend!

>> No.9495149

because me on the right.

>> No.9495154

In real life?

Do you know how hard it would be for me to find someone like that? I mean, I've never once in my life known someone who was into anime, beyond stuff like Dragon Ball or toonami.

>> No.9495158

>>9495141
Same as the other guy, I'd love to become your friend.

>> No.9495160

>>9495142
He was just a bully jerk.

>> No.9495162

>>9495154
Hey, I don't like that crappy DBZ or Toonami stuff, I'm sure we can be friends and I'm into Bleach x3 Ichigo is the best!

>> No.9495171

>>9495148
>>9495158
People like this are:

1) Vapid
2) Unreliable
3) Annoying faggots
4) Offboarders
5) All of the above

No exceptions.

>> No.9495178

>>9495148
>>9495158

Thank you!
You guys are so nice.
Please think of me as your friend from now on.

>> No.9495179

>>9495171
I met one tru/jp/sie once by complete chance. I don't think I'll ever meet another and I've long since stopped trying.

>> No.9495195

>>9495179
By chance? Did you like, walk into the wrong house and see someone on /jp/? How does "by complete chance" happen

>> No.9495197

But I do have a /jp/sy friend! He even recommended me some nice strategy games.

>> No.9495216

>>9495195
We both randomly decided to see if omegle was any good in one of those omegle threads.

>> No.9495217

>>9495197
You are this person >>9495171

>> No.9495250

>>9495217
Are you implying that I made that post, or that the post describes me?

>> No.9495255

You should use TorChat
https://github.com/prof7bit/TorChat/wiki

>> No.9495263

I was considering that NYC meet from yesterday but realized it would cost me too much.

>> No.9496171
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9496171

>>9495117
Aww, this is the cutest post I've seen in awhile!!!

[hugs OP]

B-b-ut it has to be done naturally...we can't have this being a /soc/ thing.

>> No.9496180

< jp meeting IRL

No true /jp/er would ever attempt to meet another IRL, that goes against the whole spirit of the board. What a disgrace to see that here.

>> No.9496208

I'm too clingly and awkward. I'm always worried about bothering a person, and the wait in between messages is torturous. I'm always worried that I scared them off.

>> No.9496231

>>9496208
I really like clingy people. Can't you be my friend?

>> No.9496248

>>9496231
I'm not the "send a million messages saying 'pls respond'" kind of clingy, just an internal suffering kind. I doubt you'd like me anyways.

>> No.9496289

>>9496248
I can just see you sitting at your computer, fidgeting slightly while you wait for me to respond. You would blush as you type out "I love you." but would be too embarrassed to ever send it. You're really cute Anonymous, please be my boyfriend.

>> No.9496311

>>9496231
You won't, trust me. It gets really irritating after a while. I have a clingy /jp/ friendo, and while I do enjoy speaking to him, at times it becomes unmanageable. Fuck, I have to pretend to be away/offline at times cause it's too much. I feel bad but whatever.

And I've just now probably made a few people here super paranoid.

>> No.9496326

>>9496289
I hate to admit it, but that's exactly how I am. Even down to the "I love you" party I'm constantly checking, worrying, hoping for a response. And when I get one, I spend several agonizing hours trying to write something that doesn't seem weird and scares them away.
I don't think I should be your boyfriend though. I don't want to get my hopes up or anything, and love is the most torturous one.

>>9496311
>I've just now probably made a few people here super paranoid.

Yes, yes you did. I don't want to bother someone, I just want to talk to them.

>> No.9496340

>>9496311
>>9496326
What program are you guys on? I would like to make new friends if possible.

>> No.9496374

>>9496326
We could be happy together! Need me, Anonymous. Have your heart skip a beat every time I log in, have your hands shake every time you write me a message.

>> No.9496375

>>9496340
I can always make an account for whatever program you want.

>> No.9496385

>>9496374
But would you be happy with me? I want to make someone happy, not just myself.

>> No.9496391

>>9496385
I'd be happy knowing someone loved me as deep as you!

>> No.9496395

I make all my friends on steam chats. Join one, lurk for a while, don't be overly obnoxious, cynical or randumxd. Then start talking, add people to your friends list after talking to them in the chat.

You'll see.

>> No.9496413

>>9496340
Well, I can't post it now for fear he may read this thread. It would probably destroy him, knowing I do such awful things like intentionally ignoring them.

>>9496326
>Yes, yes you did. I don't want to bother someone, I just want to talk to them.

I'm sorry. Talking is fine, talk all you want, I just can't handle when someone gets pissy with me for not responding instantly. I get anxious too y'know, while trying to come up with something to say. I'm just like you anon....

>> No.9496424

I have a /jp/ friend in real life.

We exchanged emails once, got to know each other, and then awkwardly met. Fuck was it awkward. We had trouble remembering each others' faces for months because we didn't look in the eye.

But it was worth it. There's nothing like knowing that another person out there cares about you.

And to the clingy /a/non. Use email. Fuck IM. Email is flexible because you can take days to reply.

>> No.9496427

>>9496391
Are you sure? We don't even know each other. How can you know you'd like me?

>>9496413
I know, I've always tried to avoid being that annoying, so I try to keep it to myself. I don't want them to hate me.

>> No.9496439

>>9496413

>anxious in private chats

again, group chats are the way to go. It's just like an imageboard but faster and you get to know people by their screen name.

>> No.9496442

>>9496424
>take days to reply
This is what kills me. Not like IM is much better. It's horrible when they don't respond for quite a while, especially since they're right there. At least with email you can think that maybe they haven't gotten a chance to respond. But it's still hard.

>> No.9496454

>>9496442
Personally, I never take days. Maybe a couple of hours. But that's enough to get over the anxiety of: please respond.

I care about my friend way too much to not email him for days. We both get depressed if we don't see each other for more than a week.

But then we also understand that we have a social refractory period.

>> No.9497429
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I don't have a /jp/sie friend because i try to act like a normal for the sake of others, I do have some people i can vent out my inner-weaboo, but they don't browse /jp/, play touhou or VN's. Some of them watch anime, but not all the time, and if they do, it's normally because i recommend it to them.
I really don't have a true /jp/ friend, just some who tolerate my weaboo ;_;

>> No.9497437

>>9497429
these are always so one sided. couldn't burno be the one suffering for once?

>> No.9497461

>>9497437
Does ice freeze fire?

>> No.9497466

Why don't you stop making these fucking threads? They've been up around the clock for the last week. And everybody blogs about the same damn shit.

>> No.9497463

I don't want to be friends with losers.

I want successful friends.

Successful people don't want to be friends with losers.

There's no way to win.

>> No.9497464

>>9497461
ever tried to light snow on fire?

>> No.9497478

I'd be willing to exchange emails with someone who is clingy. (Maybe then conversation would last more than one day.)

(I also wish someone would love me too...)

>> No.9497482

>>9497466
Didn't you get the memo? That's what /jp/ is for these days.

>> No.9497500

>>9495216
Oklahoma

>> No.9497504

But I've already got /jp/ friends for years. We even make threads together and circlejerk away.

>> No.9497507

I don't know. I don't have a good reason, actually.

This might be interesting now that I'm giving it thought.

Is anyone here interested in being my friend? I can guarantee you that I'll never judge you.

>> No.9497541

>>9497463
I'm successful in money, but not relationships. My online friends don't know, because I feel bad bringing up a six figure salary as they struggle with shitty minimum wage jobs or even no jobs.

I don't necessarily want successful friends, just friends who share my interests. So you never know, maybe some of your friends are successful and you just don't know it yet!

>> No.9497558

>>9495117
>Why don't you have an /jp/'sie friend? You can even browse the board together!

Because it isn't really worth the effort to be friends with someone if I don't encounter them regularly. Maybe I already do, though, and don't know it.

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