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Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:21:50 2012 No.9492646 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think you or your family will ever win the lottery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:23:20 2012 No.9492652 No. It's statistically impossible. Nobody has ever won the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:23:20 2012 No.9492651 Got a ticked for a $5 mil jackpot right now. As long as I don't check it, I can pretend I won.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:23:20 2012 No.9492653 No, I doubt anyone really thinks they'll win the lottery, but people will always hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:23:35 2012 No.9492655 They've already lost it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:24:19 2012 No.9492661 My greatest dream is to be a time traveller so maybe one day. >>9492651 Cat box lottery tickets? Are you R07?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:25:04 2012 No.9492667 Do yo think OP will ever stop shitposting? （　´_ゝ`）

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:25:20 2012 No.9492666 Just start a kickstarter and fool some niggas

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:26:04 2012 No.9492679 I won the lottery of life be being born me (:

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:26:19 2012 No.9492669 >>9492666 I need $100 to fund a fap on cam. Everyone who donates gets to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:26:34 2012 No.9492674 On Friends, Ross said that you have a higher chance of being struck by lightning three times. Ross is a smart guy, so I think I'll listen to what he says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:27:05 2012 No.9492685 >>9492679 I consider it losing for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:30:52 2012 No.9492701 File: 24 KB, 200x223, 1334868208172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was born into a rich family, forever NEET. Enjoy wasting what little money you have on something you will never win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:43:54 2012 No.9492774 No one buys tickets, so naturally, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:53:27 2012 No.9492825 >>9492685 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:53:42 2012 No.9492831 File: 54 KB, 400x770, 35673333561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Luck is the only stat I set to high when I started life, so I should expect so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:53:42 2012 No.9492832 >>9492655 implying what exactly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:55:12 2012 No.9492837 Why don't billionaires just buy every lottery ticket combonation? Obviously it only is worth it when the jackpot is really high, but it has gone that high before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 14:56:57 2012 No.9492850 >>9492837 Because say it was 23847239847238947297 to 1 odds, even if they bought 23847239847238947297 tickets, they wouldn't be guaranteed to win.

Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:00:42 2012 No.9492873

>>9492837
Why would billionaires need to do that? Besides they might end up having to split the prize with people who got lucky. Also factor in that the said lottery might not have an easy way to do it without excess paper, or might not allow you to pick all the numbers in the set on each ticket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:03:29 2012 No.9492886 >>9492837 The amount of combinations is higher than the jackpot, doofus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:04:14 2012 No.9492891 you're 20x more likely to be killed by tap water than win a lottery

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:05:44 2012 No.9492894 >>9492891 I'm not even safe in my own home!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:05:44 2012 No.9492896 >>9492837 billionares didnt become billionares by wasting their money on hope

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:06:29 2012 No.9492903 >>9492896 Tell that to Gaben.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:07:44 2012 No.9492908 You are 10 times more likely to go your entire life without hearing statistics about the lottery than you are to win the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:08:29 2012 No.9492911 >>9492908 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:10:29 2012 No.9492920 >>9492908 It's funny because we calculated the changes in high school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:11:14 2012 No.9492924 >>9492911 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62rkSS6Y_7Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:13:14 2012 No.9492937 >>9492920 Cool typo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:13:46 2012 No.9492940 I've only played once. Paid a dollar for a ticket, one two dollars. One hundred percent profit, baby. Never played again, though. If I'm going to gamble, I want something intense. Lottery was boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:16:33 2012 No.9492949 >>9492924 Why does that mister have to sound like he's missing a chromosome?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:20:18 2012 No.9492968 >>9492949 Don't bully penn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:27:19 2012 No.9493002 >>9492968 Sorry. It's just sad that he has to do it because otherwise the murritards couldn't bother to watch his show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 1 15:51:58 2012 No.9493158 >>9493002 Has to do what?

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