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9487332 No.9487332 [Reply] [Original]

Bikini tans on boys sure are cute.

>> No.9487348

No they aren't.

>> No.9487356

I like full body swimsuit tans better.

>> No.9487371

This is going to confuse the hell out of meido.

>> No.9487376
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would sugg and fugg

>> No.9487377

I wish I could be a cute boy with a bikini tan.

>> No.9487381

I like it on girls because that isn't gay, but not on guys.

SAY NO TO GAY.

>> No.9487388
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>>9487356
That's fair.

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>>9487388
>no cock

>> No.9487415
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>>9487392
Here you are.

>> No.9487418

I got one the other day when I went to the water park, I did not have very much fun because I thought someone would realize I wasn't a flat chested girl.

>> No.9487424

>>9487418
Tell me more.

Also, how do you hide your cock?

>> No.9487435

>>9487424
Tucking and I used a bikini skirt.

>> No.9487443

>>9487435
How long is your hair? Do you have a feminine face?

I'm sorry that I am asking so much, it is just that I plan on doing this in the future, but I want to be very careful.

>> No.9487446

But. But how do you know they're guys?

>> No.9487444

>>9487435
Why not just wear women's swimming shorts? You can get them quite long, and you could probably get away with not doing anything. Or at least, I could ( ._.)

>> No.9487456

>>9487446
Because they're characters from games and comics who are canonically male...?

>> No.9487457

>>9487443
I do have a feminine face, I have short hair but it's styled very feminine as well. If you plan to do this you better hope you can pass well in the face because that seems to take most of the attention away from the rest of your body which lacks female features, well at least mine does. Try not to get aroused either.

>>9487444
Not as cute.

>> No.9487467

>>9487457
Yes, I am very worried about my face. I can't tell if it's feminine or not, because I have almost nothing to compare it to.

Do you use a different voice? How much training did it take to do that?

>> No.9487482

>>9487467
No I don't have a different voice, I try not to talk at all but if I have to I just use my normal voice and that seems to work fine. That tranny voice training business hardly works and it's always easy to tell who is faking. Your best bet is trying to whisper or not talking or pretend to be mute, learn basic sign language.

>> No.9487493

You guys are fucking creepy. This is why I like /jp/. It's the shock factor. I assume you're the same people that talk about having a boyfriend and sucking cocks. I'm okay with it, really. But you're still creeps. I mean, maybe I could be your boyfriend?

>> No.9487497

>>9487493
What do you find creepy?

>> No.9487510

>>9487482
That is unfortunate. I plan on being a woman full time, and without a voice, there is no way I can do it. I guess I will have to try.

>> No.9487528

>>9487497
People on /jp/ tend to disregard society's normal rules and models of behavior. To Norm Al Faggington it appears as scary and confusing.

>> No.9487537

>>9487510
Well I wish you luck on that, I only do this for fun and have no plans/desires to become a woman.

>> No.9487538

>>9487493
Are you 15?

>> No.9487555

>>9487493
What’s creepy about this topic? Go away please.

>> No.9487559

>>9487538
You are the one who is.

>> No.9487573

>>9487559
no u

>> No.9487600

>>9487457
>Try not to get aroused either.
Impossible. If I were a feminine guy in a swimsuit in public, I would just want to pin another girl or little boy on the ground and rape her/him, which would give me a boner.

>> No.9487605
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9487605

I can't wait to get a /jp/ boyfriend and take him to the beach! He'll blush at all of the guys checking out his body, and it'll be so cute!!

>> No.9487630

I don't like the beach. I can't swim well and I burn easily.

>> No.9487634

>>9487605
You will never have a /jp/ boyfriend, isn't it sad?

>> No.9487655

>>9487605
I live near the beach, but I'm not feminine in any form or fashion. Hell, I even have an ocean view.

>> No.9487676

>>9487605
I'd be your boyfriend if you took me to the beach and were affectionate but too bad I already have one.

>> No.9487682

>>9487634
I will! We'll cuddle and post on /jp/ together!

>> No.9487726

>>9487676
>I'd be your boyfriend
>I already have one.

Then why mention it? Fucking slut.

>> No.9487761
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>>9487381
>im not comfortable with my sexuality

>> No.9487766

>>9487605
I hope my /jp/ boyfriend does this to me.

>> No.9487778
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>go to con dressed as girl
>worked all year on losing weight and eating healthy
>find pic of me being fat

>> No.9487782
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9487782

There is not enough porn of Mako-chan out there.

>> No.9487792

>>9487766
Would you like to get lunch sometime, Anon-kun?

>> No.9487793

>>9487792
Where do you live?

>> No.9487802

>>9487793
Chicago.

>> No.9487811

>>9487802
Interesting, my family is taking a trip to Indiana soon, we will be passing through Chicago.

I don't think I could get them to stop.

>> No.9487840

>>9487811
Run away and become my /jp/ wife!

>> No.9487843

Is it okay to shave my legs then expose them at places like the beach in public?

I'm always worried people will stare at me.

>> No.9487851

>>9487843
It's only okay if you wear thighhighs as well.

>> No.9487853

>>9487840
I wish I could.

>> No.9487858

I'd love it too btw no homo

>> No.9487859

>>9487851
But it's the beach. I'd be wearing a bathing costume.

>> No.9487864

>>9487859
By which I mean swimming trunks most likely.

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>>9487853
You can! Let's elope!

>> No.9487868

There are better places to talk about this, so please get out of /jp/

>> No.9487874

>>9487866
But I'm...
underage.

>> No.9487881

>>9487868
Women wont give up that easily.

>> No.9487880

>>9487874
I love young boys. How old?

>> No.9487885

>>9487881
Women?

>> No.9487887 [DELETED] 

>>9487880
16, I turn 17 in half a month.

>> No.9487890

>>9487887
Too old.

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>>9487874
>>9487887
That means you'll be even cuter as a girl!

>> No.9487902

>>9487885
Yeah, you'd be surprised how many of these kind of threads have women in them.

>> No.9487911

girly boy is a poor man's female

>> No.9487912

>>9487898
B-but I don't even know how to shave my legs!

>>9487911
Your mom is a poor man's female.

>> No.9487920

>>9487902
How do you know? Do you have any proof? I'm a cute boy, not a girl.

>> No.9487921
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>>9487912
I can teach you! You're going to be so cute!

>> No.9487922

Since when did /jp/ become the place to talk about relationships?
Please everyone leave

>> No.9487924
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9487924

I love girly boys

>> No.9487933

>>9487726
Because I'm a whore.

>> No.9487934

>>9487921
I'm also very high maintenance, I cry over inane shit...

>> No.9487930

GAYLORDS GAYLORDS
HOMOSEXUALS ARE NOT HUMAN

>> No.9487938

UNDERAGE BAN
PEDOPHILES
CALLED THE FBI
SUBHUMANS PLS LEAVE

>> No.9487940

>>9487933
I really feel sorry for boyfriends who have people like you as their partners. Why do you enjoy doing this? Why not stay single?

>> No.9487942

>>9487934
I'm not that person, but you do sound pretty much perfect.

>> No.9487943

>>9487934
LIKE GETTING YOUR ASS PENETRATED? LMFAO FAGGOT

>> No.9487944

>>9487938
>>9487943
I like you.

>> No.9487949

>>9487943
Why don't you go suck a dick somewhere else?

>> No.9487950

>>9487940
I'm a sociopath.

>> No.9487952

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

>>>/FAGLAND/

>> No.9487953
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>>9487934
Then I'll cuddle you until you cheer up!

>> No.9487955

>>9487949
BUT IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU FAGLORDS

>> No.9487964

>>9487950
So what, you enjoy NTRing your boyfriend? You just don't care? You must like tricking him because it's clear you don't have any feelings for him. Just fucking tell him.

>> No.9487969

>>9487952
cross-dressing is otaku culture.

>>>/b/
you seem to be lost anyway.

>> No.9487971

>>9487964
Watching people find out that you have no feelings for them is a lot better than outright telling them.

>> No.9487986

>>9487942
Well thank you!

>>9487953
R-Really? I'll think about it then... Do you have steam or something?

>> No.9487996

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can i roleplay 2?
i'm a gay faggot who lusts over 3d cocks

>> No.9488000

>>9487969
Relationships are not though, so please fuck off to /soc/

I swear, your talk about ditching the person who loves you makes you just as bad as normalsluts

>> No.9488001

>>9487986
Yeah, I actually hope you two end up together, it'd be nice to see.

>> No.9488002

>>9487986
You can e-mail me if you'd like!

>> No.9488006

>>9487969
>cross-dressing is otaku culture.

Wrong.

>> No.9488020

>>9488002
>>9488001
I'm jealous, I never get these type of happy endings on /jp/. Conversation will last a day at the most, and then they quit on me.

>> No.9488025

liking males is a /v/ related habit. Homosexuals are not allowed on jp
crossdress for lulz is fine but if ur srsly trying you must be a gigantic delusional faggot

>> No.9488036

>>9488020
Don't worry, there will be happy endings for people like us some day. I hope.

>> No.9488050

>>9488002
I will do that, thank you!

>> No.9488055

Sorry but nobody can love a shitposter

>> No.9488178

>>9488055
Aw, I'm sure someone will love you eventually! ^^

>> No.9488194

>>9488178
Sure, I already have a /jp/ boyfriend because I'm not a shitposter like you who brings /soc/ threads here

>> No.9488231

I came here to shit on your thread.

>> No.9488276 [DELETED] 

>>9488231
>>9488025
>>9487996
>>9487955
>>9487952
>>9487938

/v/ please go

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9488553

I saw this thread, and my face turned red and body get shivers.
What should I do?

>> No.9488561

>>9488553
Suck dicks to warm your body back up.

>> No.9488582

>>9488561
But, that's so lewd! Besides, I never sucked a cock before, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

>> No.9488671

>>9488582
the tip

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>>9488671
D-do I lick it? Besides! I wouldn't even have anyone to practice on.

>> No.9491669

This thread got ruined.

>> No.9491686
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/jp/ - /soc/

>> No.9491702

When will you disgusting faggots fuck off already?

>> No.9491795

Ask two /jp/ers who just had sex anything.

>> No.9494552

Bampu Dicksu

>> No.9494567

This is why gays must perish.

>> No.9494574

When does /jp/ go outside to get tan?

>> No.9494689

>>9494574
When it's sunny out. I hope that helps.

>> No.9495618

I think this is better than blatant "cock" threads. It's closer to trap threads at least, which I think are fine.

/jp/ is for White males, full blood asians, and White or full blood Asian traps only.

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