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[Anonymous No.]

So, how long until you guys become wizards?

I've got almost 10 years to go, no chance of breaking my mana sac in sight. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You get more powerful as a wizard the older you get right?

What's the highest rank of wizardry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9485585
Planeswalker.

This allows you to traverse the many planes of existance throughout the multiverse.

You also get to travel to your waifu's dimension, where she will greet you wil open arms.

[Anonymous No.]

A decade.

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[Anonymous No.]

I never would have given up my virginity if I knew that keeping it would make me a wizard. Is there any way I can reclaim my virginity without fighting my way through the netherworld?

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>>9485596
Wouldn't this end with you losing your powers?

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

2.5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9485607
Excellent quality, also
>since break up
∞

[Anonymous No.]

>>9485612
You can fuck an animal and become a druid.

Or if you kill the succubus that siphoned your mana and fuck her corpse, you become a necromancer. Be warned, this is a dark path and will lead to the order shunning you.

>>9485613
No, waifus are the opposite of the succubi that plague our world. Union with them does not siphon mana, actually it can strengthen your powers.

Which is good, because as a Planeswalker, Nicol Bolas will be trying to kill you. You'll need all the power you can get.

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>>9485596
You need a planeswalker's spark in order to become a planeswalker. Now, the events at Mirrodin have proven that a spark can be carried over, but how is a mere mortal human NEET supposed to get one?

>>9485613
Once you're a planeswalker, you'll always remain a planeswalker until you are killed.

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>>9485607
Brigadier General feels nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9485616
When Sudo becomes a wizard we are getting married.