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You know /jp/, I was watching the Olympics this evening, and I happened to come across the womens' 100 meter backstroke.
One of the competitors was a beautiful, sleek Japanese woman named Aya.
She came in second place.
I thought of you.

>> No.9473845

Who came in first?

>> No.9473842
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9473842

>implying >athletes >are >even >close >to >slender >faggot

>> No.9473853

Too 3DPD, wouldn't fap to.

>> No.9473851

>>9473845
an American chick.

>> No.9473855

Oh my god, a Touhou has a common Japanese name, inconceivable.

>> No.9473854

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/athletes/d8f79655-e332-4a5d-b3a2-6e08e9cb5424

Did you know there's a Japanese swimmer named Hanae Ito?

Close enough.

>> No.9473866
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So Aya CAN swim! I knew it!

>> No.9473868

Crows aren't very good at swimming.

>> No.9473870
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I noticed one of the divers in the '08 games was named Chen, but since no one gives a shit I didn't post it.

>> No.9473886
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>>9473868
If that was a flying contest, those slowpokes wouldn't stand a chance!

>> No.9473891

the olympics are surprisingly boring

>> No.9473908
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>>9473891
The only appeal for me is when they make a mistake. Watching their expression as their dreams are crushed is fantastic

>> No.9473928
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>>9473908
You're a real lowlife piece of shit, huh?

>> No.9473935

How about you swim your way back to >>>/sp/ before I stretch your sorry neg boypussy to the size of a grapefruit

>> No.9473938
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Posting this picture is completely and utterly necessary for this topic.

>> No.9473953

>>9473928
You must be a boring person.

>> No.9473976
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>>9473953
Na, just not a sadist.

>> No.9473977
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>>9473908
Shut up you fat turd. I bet you can't even jump a hurtle without biting into a chip.

>> No.9474002
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I...I want to marry her...I love my Aya Shameimaru with a passion

>> No.9474020
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>>9474002
Don't say that so suddenly...

Think you can keep up with her?

>> No.9474038

If Aya is the fastest does this mean she's the best at danmaku?

>> No.9474062

>>9473977
I'm not a mean person. Isn't all the pent up emotion being released at once sublime?

The person in last place is always more interesting than the person in first.

>> No.9474054

>>9474038
No.

>> No.9474056
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>>9474038
At LEAST one of the best. She's flown circles around almost the entire cast, including Reimu and Co.

>> No.9474066

>>9474038
Nah. But she's close.

>> No.9474068

>>9474038
fast doesn't mean good at dodging
but then again....she's good at dodging

>> No.9474077
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>>9474062
I don't believe you.

>> No.9474081
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>>9474062
Now hold on. When you say "mistake" do you mean when they lose or when they, say, make a false start?

>> No.9474084
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>>9474062
I dunno about that. The thrill of victory is a sight to behold.

>> No.9474096

I want to break Aya's camera.

>> No.9474103
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>>9474096
Too bad.

>> No.9474118

>>9474103
Calm down, birdbrain, I wasn't actually going to do it.

>> No.9474125
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9474125

What would Touhou Olympics be like?

>> No.9474131

>>9474125
Yuugi would dominate.

>> No.9474133

>>9474125

human-eating contest

>> No.9474144
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>>9474118
You're right, you weren't.
Why would you even want to do that?

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>>9474081
When they do their best and still lose is when they are at their most beautiful

>> No.9474241
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o&list=FLAFJtwH3R2B90p70SBR_Q4g&index=1&feature
=plpp_video

>> No.9474264
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>>9474241
I love that picture so much.

>> No.9474281

>>9474264
What's written on her arm?

>> No.9474309

>>9474241
I like the detail on the kariyushi, it reflects on the dedication for her news project.

>> No.9474378
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Would /jp/ date Aya?

>> No.9474402
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>>9474378
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES-
I mean...yes, I would. I would love to date Aya.

>> No.9474428
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>>9474378
It'd be nice if I got drunk and she kidnapped me oni style. After which I would be forced to be her maid, never allowed to leave the house and she would beat me because she loves me.

>> No.9474438
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>>9474378
Yes, I'd happily marry her too....but only if she wanted to

>> No.9474443
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>>9474428
Is Aya the kidnapping type? I dunno...

>> No.9474457

>>9474443
Something about photography reminds me of hunters. Being her target would be lovely.

>> No.9474488
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>>9474457
>...hi.

She kidnaps scoops, not people. You'd have to make yourself some news; then maybe she'd grab you for an interview or something.

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>> No.9474702

>>9474378
Yes, it would be my only chance to figure out how to abuse her.

>> No.9474717

time for some Aya's porn

>> No.9474726
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>>9474702
You're still on about that?

>> No.9474799

>>9474717
Like what?

>> No.9474831

>>9474378
Depends, what are my options?

>> No.9474842
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>>9474831
1. Date Aya
2. Be beaten to death by Aya.

>> No.9474851

>>9474842
Aw I wanted to friendzone her to get closer to Momiji.

>> No.9474863
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>>9474851
That don't date her in the first place, jerk.

>> No.9474873

>>9474842
Why would she beat you to death if you refused?

>> No.9474875

>>9474863
But I need her to find the secret tengu hat factory so I can get me one of those sweet hats! They don't just give those out too anybody, you know!

>> No.9474883

>>9474873
Her love for you is comparable to a truck. She will go berserk on you if you don't accept it.

>> No.9474891

>>9474883
I have observed what you have produced there.

>> No.9474904

>>9474799
The only good Aya porn is happy Aya porn.

>>9474883
I fucking WISH.

>> No.9474920

>>9474883

Since when is Aya a yandere?

>> No.9474929

>>9474920
Since now.

>> No.9474965

I miss Aya abuse threads, she's so sexy after a little roughing up.

>> No.9474974
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>>9474965
All the touhous should be loved tenderly.

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>>9474965
I thought that was Hatate. If Aya was getting abuse threads I'm glad to have forgotten.

>> No.9474997
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>>9474965
I completely agree.

>> No.9475029

>>9473870
There are about 50 million Chinese with the name Chen.

"Meiling" is also a common name, one such person was Song Meiling, the wife of Chiang Kai-shek (spelled "Soong May-ling" in American sources).

>> No.9475095

The woman I've had cut my hair for the last decade if not longer is named Mailing.

>> No.9475193

What would it be like to cum inside Aya?

>> No.9475198
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SHAMEIMARU

>> No.9475206
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>>9475193
Pretty cool.

>> No.9475229

>>9475193
The same as it would inside anyone else no doubt.

>> No.9475292

>>9475229
what the fuck are you implying nerd?

>> No.9475297
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9475297

I had a dream with Aya recently. I think Reimu couldn't defeat someone, then Aya appeared and shot dead birds at that character until they died. She then hugged me, and it felt good.

>> No.9475435

What kind of camera does Aya use?

>> No.9475455

>>9474997
Hurt Aya makes me want to take care of and/or protect her. Is that normal?

>> No.9475463
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>>9475455
Nothing wrong with feeling protective of some touhous.

>> No.9475468

Aya is fast.

>> No.9475470
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>>9475468
Woosh.

>> No.9475485
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9475485

Aya is sleeping now. Don't do anything weird.

>> No.9475487

>>9475485
first youmu and now aya, what the fuck

>> No.9475491

>>9475487
Touhous sleep. What's the problem?

>> No.9475496

>>9475485
Button up your shirt and wear pants if you're going to sleep in the living room, man!

>> No.9475503

>>9475485
I'll just slip her some of these horse sedatives, and Aya's body will be mine!

>> No.9475676
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Aya wants sex!

>> No.9475901

>>9475485
toned abs on girls make me aroused.

>> No.9476005
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Crow won't go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1

>> No.9477500
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>>9475496
It's her house. She can wear what she wants where she wants!

>> No.9477521
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>>9476005
I think you mean this. It's pretty damn cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sICaV6VKI6I

>> No.9477553

>>9477521
Those little pathetic caws baby crows make always melt my heart.

>> No.9477565

>>9477500
Wait, so I'm the one just randomly hanging out at her house for no reason? Did I come by to use her bathroom because my plumbing was broken?

>> No.9477600
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>>9477565
Well, maybe it IS your house. She was flying around, completely and utterly exhausted, saw your couch through the window and went temporarily nuts with tiredness.

>> No.9477610

>>9477565
Why would you need a reason to hang out at Aya's house?

>> No.9477618
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>>9477521
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnkZPpeUbyM

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Legs.

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