/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Another 5 star thread from Clammy!

[Anonymous No.]

Clammy pls go.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471282
Thanks, I try my best.

[Anonymous No.]

Did he pee his pants?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

Are you going to get this, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Post some butts.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471524
Whose butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471537
I meant post some anuses not a flat butt like you just posted, stop disappointing me Clammy or I will insult you.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471544
Is this big enough for you?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471550
Pefect

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471576
Most of the Takane butts I have are pretty big. Big enough anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Chihaya's butt please.

[Anonymous No.]

post some nuebutt please

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471594
Chi-chan has a small, but cute rump. I'll post some in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471606
post them NOW.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471615
Okay. Please don't beat me.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

On your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471626
wow, a very cute butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471635
Post EVERY Chihaya image you have.

[Anonymous No.]

tittyhaya

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471646
Indeed.

>>9471651
My Chi-chan folder isn't too big. I've already posted most of my Chihaya fan art here at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471673
Lickable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471679
There's something weird about that butt.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Now post some Iori butt.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471700
It does look a bit off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471709
fuck OFF.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471709
But someone demanded all my Chihaya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471719
Yeah well, I'm demanding Iori now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471709
Seconded. I want to punish that rump.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471732
But I don't want to get beaten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471732
You want to take this outside, punk?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

Okay, fine. Have some delicious Iori bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471511
>Makoto

HHHhhhnnnnngggg


If I wasn't truNEET, I'd splurge on this fig.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471756
Get it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471750
Have you exhausted all of your chihaya pictures already?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471772
I have more, just not any of the butt variety.

[Anonymous No.]

Post some Yayoi butt next, or some Hibiki butt, your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471784
I told you to post every Chihaya image you had, didn't I?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471777
I can't help but imagine Hibiki having a hairy ass after reading this one doujin. I don't like it.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471796
Please don't hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471809
God dammit Clammy, I told you to post Iori butt!

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471824

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471799
Post the doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471700
yes, the ass travels inside of the leg instead of resting and creating a crease on the outer rear of the leg and then rounding off up into the anal area. and in any case that's a pretty strong crease for the angle.

chihaya can't do anything right.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471837
http://exhentai.org/g/415932/7a661ee3b6/

It has one page that I like, but I don't really care for the rest of it.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

Sweaty Hibiki butt.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471882
I want to lick Hibiki's sweaty armpits after a hard day's work, and I want to smell her panties after such a day as well.

I'd even use her dirty shirts as a pillowcase, just so I can go to sleep with her stench.

Am I sick, /jp/?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471905
No, not at all. I would gladly lick the sweat from her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471917
Even if it was hairy?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471927
Girl butts with a little hair aren't too bad.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471927
I would make her shave.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you just add each other on Steam or a chat network or make an IRC channel or something? You two are wasting space that could be filled by a good thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471940
Why did you stop posting Chihaya, clammy? Do you want me to take off this belt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471941
Stop talking to /a/-tier tier tripfags.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471941
>/jp/
>good thread

Nah, but people are always welcome to email me or message me on steam or something.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9471956
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471956
He should post some Makoto instead.

The cuter /jp/sies could dress up as a girl, and date Makoto when she is dressed as a man, in a full business suit, and no one would notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471956
It can't be helped. Clammy is useless and can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471941

I wouldn't talk to anyone on /jp/ outside of /jp/; That sounds really scary.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9471984
Post Chihaya. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you stop posting Iori?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472002
But what if I run out?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472011
What part of "nothing more" do I need to explain in greater detail to you?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472026
But then the thread will die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472030
Then it will die with Chihaya as the most posted and best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472040
>>9472026

Fuck this noise, keep going Clammy.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472040
But Makoto is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472051

My nigga.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472050
But...

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472051
As disappointing as that sounds I do not care who you think is best. Chihaya. Nothing else.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472079

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Big, meaty, voluptuous butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any doujins about Idolm@sters pooping? Cinderella Girls pooping is good too

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472112
The best.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[AoC !pkzejWGkfw No.]

Got any diaper babyfur butts?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472165
No.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472210
Be Makoto for me Clammy.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472215
Be Makoto for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472222
Yes

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472230
I don't know if I could pull that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472233
Get on that HRT and buy some cute clothes.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472238
Why can't YOU be Makoto?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472245
I don't want to

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472260
I don't particularly want to be Makoto either. I'd want to be the one WITH her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472267
Deal with it and be Makoto for me. I'll treat you nice

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472277
Only if you're cute and girly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472287
You have to be cute and girly, I don't want a manly Makoto.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472293
You'd have to be girly too.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472294
Why? You're the one who is going to be getting fucked and you wont see anything being plowed on all fours.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472315
I'm not into men. That would be fine if you were cute and girly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472259
Source. Like, right now.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472330
Don't have a link. It's a Makoto horse-riding machine video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472259
http://www.youtubeloop.com/v/fEue0UkKH_U
Because someone had to post it!

>>9472330
Good timing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472346
Thank you, Anon!

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472346
Yayoi's video is better.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

I like to imagine that she peed in this glass.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472321
Who is this? I like this image.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Clammy-sensei post some butts with more volume onegai

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472407
As you wish. I'll try to stick to idols though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472405
Why did you stop posting chihaya

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

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[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472321
You still want that dick in your butt, don't lie.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

God DAMN, Kotori.

>>9472447
Only if the one putting it in my butt is cute and girly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472453
A dick is a dick, why does it matter what the person looks like? Just go to a gloryhole and pretend the guy on the other side is cute and girly.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472458
That's gross.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472465
What is? Don't you want to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472361
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxHDM3nHXPg
A Yayoi is fine too!
I dont have any Yayoi pictures so a Ryou will have to do.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472486
Not from some gross hairy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472497
You would only see a dick, just use your imagination for the rest.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472507
That's not good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472512
You are not a true cock fanatic.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472519
Dicks are nice, but not when they're attached the nasty, fat, sweaty, hairy men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472521
Please go, imposter. Dicks are nice no matter what, all shapes and sizes.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472537
Dicks are nice, gross men are not. This has nothing to do with the dick itself, the problem is who it's attached to.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472574
What's the matter Producer-kun?
Could it be that, you are craving my talents?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Too lewd, I'm out.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

One of my favorites.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472512
Golden butt-to-bust ratio. Would idolize.

[Anonymous No.]

Best butt.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

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[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472625
That was a good doujin.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472625
>exsauce:0

Name please?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472649
You're lying, it gives a hit.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472681
It doesn't for me, turbonerd.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

Good position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472706
Is she trying to self-facial or something?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472715
Looks like she fell off the bed.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472493
Best butt, would kiss and worship

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472858
Would you not worship all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472865
Well i am a butt-slut so i probably would.
But trap butt is just so..Nice.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472873
I can agree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

u guys r pervs

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472915
You're a perv.

[ruckkus No.]

we still doing the butt thing?

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

>>9472924
Yes.

[ruckkus No.]

is there such a thing as too lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472944

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ pls go

I mean, really. Some of these images are fucking gross. If you're going to image dump, at least leave out the nasty shit.

[Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone else ITT seriously in love with Makoto?

She reminds me of Feena from Grandia for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472975
They're all pretty nice. What are you on about?

[ruckkus No.]

>>9472953
I guess there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>9472944
>>9472953
>>9472924
>>9472921
>>9472625
>>9472444
>>9472267
>>9472259

All of these are lewd and NSFW. Some of us actually care about the characters you're posting and don't want to see them in disgusting positions.

[Anonymous No.]

I agree. I don't particularly want to see gaping asshole Idolmaster pictures.

Go back to your shithole.

[ruckkus No.]

>>9472999
you mean like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473029
hurrr epik trollan

Go to bed, Steven.

[Anonymous No.]

we have enough shitposters go home /a/ teens.

[Anonymous No.]

／ａ／ ｈｏｍｏｓｅｘｕａｌｓ ｇｅｔ ｏｕｔ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473029
Yeah, that's not going to endear you to anyone here. Get out, you underage faggots.

[ruckkus No.]

its funny to read people bitch about lewd pictures on a thread with nothing but pictures of butts. how about don't read the thread if you don't like the topic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473116
How about observe the board rules or get the fuck out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473116
cry harder bitch nigga

sorry no one likes your little circle jerk but what were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

Go back 2 /a/, sport.

Who knows? Maybe next summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473116
fat virgin nerd butthurt much?

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!

I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.

[ruckkus No.]

many people like lewd pics. also pretty much anything in the anime category is also otaku culture so I don't see how its off topic

[Anonymous No.]

／ａ／ ｐｉｇｇｕ ｇｏ ｈｏｍｅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473185
>also pretty much anything in the anime category is also otaku culture so I don't see how its off topic

1/10. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473203
well now I understand thanks for clearing that up

[Anonymous No.]

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473178
says the person joining the drama on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473229
>drama

this isn't drama. it's you getting your ass handed to you.

how new are you anyway, /b/ro?

[Anonymous No.]

wtf irony

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473233

That sounds really hot, I'm actually pretty jelly.

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473233
sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473268
Responding to kopipe?

Whoa, dude. Like... WHOA.

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473243
I, along with a good part of the world, call that drama

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever read a post on /jp/ and wondered whether or not it is copy pasta? It is almost as though half the posts are pasta. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become pasta at some point in time. Maybe it will be pasta'd over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this post. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473284
what is kopipe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473288
maybe on Maple Story where u cyber with other teens wolololololol

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473314
don't even know what maple story is...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go down to the [vinegared rice topped with raw fish] bar and have some [rice wine]. Afterwards maybe I'll do some [singing along to instrumental versions of popular songs]. I can't stay out too late though, because I have a [empty handed martial arts] lesson in the morning. Maybe later I'll play some [Clump of Souls] on PS2. The Prince sure loves rolling that [clump] around. In the end, I'll probably just end up posting some [perverted fan comics] on the [perversion] board of Four Channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473327
the end of eva sucked so much i mwan they set up a badass show down sinje (i know that his name is misspelled) power dubled from the loss of misote and ascoka Vs 9 or so M.P.E. hat come back after you kill them but no they star the 3rd inpact ever bady dies and then senjie and askuke came back and the little dicj head tres to kill the hatest gril in the show what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473338
ha ha, i watch flcl too. it's so underground. i thought i was the only one. we can die together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473288
It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

[ruckkus No.]

>>9473338
yeah.. what's up with that..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473357
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9473357
Yes, I am a pedophile. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my childlover soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute 6 y/o loli!). We fuck a lot of her friends with and without their consent and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid porn with grown women in it while I have SEX with my underaged girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Boys, in case it's unclear...

With some exceptions which, frankly, are so subtle a newcomer wouldn't have a chance at guessing, on /jp/ randomly spamming lewd unspoilered pictures of much-beloved characters is frowned upon. The fact that it also violates the NSFW rule is actually secondary to how flagrantly it violates the most basic board etiquette. Please understand. We are not normal /b/ros who post on 4chan during the day and go out to pull pussy at night. These characters mean a lot to us.

So, stop.