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This picture is based on a story right?

>> No.9470311

The story of my life.

>> No.9470344

>>9470303
Yeah, don't fuck with landsharks.

>> No.9470368

>>9470303
Translate it you weeaboos.

>> No.9470371
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>>9470344
>landsharks

>> No.9470448

>>9470371
I want to put my penis in her piping hot vagina.

>> No.9470574

A comment on Danbooru says that the picture is based on an SNL skit that I've never seen or heard of.

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>>9470344
>landsharks

>> No.9470642

Watatsukis are space sharks.

Probably unrelated, but whatever.

>> No.9470741

That picture was deleted from Danbooru, where it was translated.

It's still on gelbooru but it's not translated there

Where am I going to get a translation /jp/?

>> No.9470766

>>9470574
Japan has its own SNL.

>> No.9470763
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TILL THOSE FUCKING FIELDS.
SHED THOSE POUNDS.
The thief got caught trying to steal the seed.
No idea what Kaguya is doing though, she probably convinced herself she could do a better job and thought "I'll show them!". What a dumbass.

>> No.9470770

>>9470763
Only if Mokou were there.

>> No.9470871

>>9470766
How is it? And I don't suppose that this Japanese SNL "land shark" sketch is subbed on youtube anywhere?

>> No.9470921

If Yukari wants to go home so much, why doesn't she just use a gap?

>> No.9470936

>>9470921
Because of this:
>>9470763

Lady Yukari has been oversnacking.

>> No.9471015

>>9470936
But she says she wants to go home.

>> No.9471044

>>9471015
Does she now?

And what is everyone else saying?

>> No.9471241

>>9471044
Yuyuko is calling out for Youmu.
Kaguya is just crying.
I don't know what the fuck the shark on the left is saying. It looks like　新へりだ but I can't make sense of that.
All I can recognize from the shark on the right is "super" (supervisor) and a command to work.

>> No.9471259

>>9471241
Fuck. 新入りだ. That makes sense.

>> No.9471270

>>9471241
This makes me sad. Come, /jp/, we have Touhous to free!

>> No.9471284

>>9471270
There's nothing we can do against landsharks.

>> No.9471289

>>9471284
We'll see about that!

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>>9471270
You have my eyes.

>> No.9471459

Reimu needs to do her fucking job.

>> No.9471469

>>9471459
She is powerless before the landsharks, just like everyone else.

>> No.9471518

I hate goddamned land sharks.

>> No.9471520

>>9471518
Get back to work!

>> No.9472647
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9472647

I've always had a thing for girls being forced to do manual labour.

>> No.9472652

>>9472647
But slavery is wrong.

>> No.9472659

>>9472652
So are most of the other things I masturbate to.

>> No.9472912

>>9472659
well you should stop

>> No.9472942

>>9472912
Why? I ain't hurting anybody.

>> No.9472945

How is Marisa supposed to work without any arms?

>> No.9472946

>>9470936
I want to overfeed a girl and see her cry when she puts on weight, then I fuck her newly plump and cushioned ass, slap her thicker thighs, and bully her for having stomach fat.

>> No.9473034

>>9472946
Me too.

>> No.9473107

>>9472945
She refused to work, so the sharks decided she wouldn't be needing her arms.
Then they cut them off. In front of the other Touhous, with no anesthetic.

>> No.9473146

But you can see her arms.

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