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Things you can say about your waifu but not your girlfriend.

>> No.9465956

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

>> No.9465953

I have a waifu

>> No.9465961

I was just wondering what I should watch. I totally forgot Whose Line existed, thanks for the help.

>> No.9465983

She's a miracle of the universe.

>> No.9465997
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9465997

You may at times fall victim to lust, but I still love you.

>> No.9466001

what is waife?

>> No.9466026

What's with your massive eyes?

>> No.9466031

Oh thats it.

>> No.9466033

Curiosly, my waifu is more real than my girlfriend.

>> No.9466046

faithful
...
2deep4u
...
dark as my soul
...
/thread

>> No.9466052

I'm glad you're not alive.

>> No.9466070
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9466070

>>9465942
Which girlfriend? Fucking normalfags invading my /jp/ again...

>> No.9466079

>waifu
>girlfriend
Choose neither. Get out.

>> No.9466110

>>9466070
Shockingly, I have a girlfriend and frequent /jp/ at the same time. It's an unfortunate thing to learn that not everyone is like you. However, I am sure you'll manage.

>> No.9466191

Nice tits.

>> No.9466201

>>9466110
>>9466110
btw i'm a bi-girl

don't hate on us nerdy GURRLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.9466217

>>9466201
Nice try. But you're still unnecessarily making a distinction between /jp/ and having a significant other. That's pretty intolerable intolerance. A side note, does it still count as alliteration if the two words derive from the same base? Irrelevant, perhaps, but it got me thinking.

>> No.9466230

>>9466217
A truNEET doesn't have the social skills required to uphold any form of relations with other humans. Casual, please go.

>> No.9466233

>>9466217
>>9466217
Tolerate this
*whips out dick*
*grabs anon*
*is a 9000000000000* pounds fatass*

>> No.9466241

>>9466233
>>9466230
>>9466217
Suigin pls go

>> No.9466244

Why does every potentially funny or interesting thread on /jp/ get flooded by shitposts? Fuck all of you, seriously.

>> No.9466248

>>9466244
How is this either of those things?

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