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Koko Tsurumi
>age 19
>height 140 cm (4' 7")
>weight 32 kg (71 lb)
>artistic gymnast, member of the japanese olympic team
Bow before your new queen, /jp

>> No.9463918

Nigga, it's the niggas night out tonight, nigga
[Howling]

[Krayzie]
Keep hittin' that reefer, sendin' me straight to heaven
Keep rollin', smokin', and chokin'

[All]
Buddah lovaz
Gotta learn to smoke the buddah

[Bizzy]
I'm so glad you showed me, Krayzie, Layzie, Wish, Flesh

[Krayzie]
Reefer really makes me happy

[Krayzie (Layzie)]
Hydro, me just can't let a me high go
Me smokin' upon that hydro
Me just can't let a me high go

[Layzie, Flesh, Krayzie]
Smo-, smo-, smokin' that hydro
won't, won't let a me high go
Water the reefer, me slaughter
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack
A sack, a sack, a sack
It grew in the water, the reefer, me slaughter
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, a sack
It grew in the water . . .
Straight to Ziwiski to get me a sack, a sack, sack

[Layzie]
I'm takin' a hit of the bud, gotta give love to my thugs
Smokin, not chokin', now what?

[Krayzie]
I'm fucked up
That hydro really got me buzzed, me buzzed

[Bizzy]
Keep rollin', (smokin',) and chokin'
Nothin' but the Bone in me

[Bizzy]
Me puttin' me casing up into me trunk
Box of blunts, come get drunk
Me puttin' me casing up into me trunk
Sack of skunk, come get drunk

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>> No.9463935
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height difference

>> No.9463943
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those gymnasts are crazy i was watching earlier

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>> No.9463957

All those fucking chinese are doped but nobody will say anything. Fucking pussies.

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>> No.9463954

>>9463935
>height difference

It must be like having sex with a little girl. A very supple and flexible little girl.

>> No.9463960
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dem legs

>> No.9463966

>>9463918
I miss the good ol days of rap lyrics spammed in shit threads.

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>>9463966

>> No.9463973

You think this sexist shit is going to fly here? Wow, great thread where you treat a living, breathing human like a sex object. Fucking scum.

>> No.9463976

>140cm
Holy HELL, she must be like a child.
>32 kg
I can lift more than that with only one hand!.

I want to fuck her so badly, I want to rape her.

>> No.9463984

>>9463943
plz moetron don't bully frogs

>> No.9463981

she is ugly as hell

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>>9463973
I'm a newfag, sorry to dissapoint you. I figured a japanese athlete has her place on /jp. And btw, this thread is called Otaku Culture and otakus are the poster-children of consumerism which has always objectified everything.

>> No.9464007

>>9463997
/int/ retard

>> No.9464012

32 kg

Wow

>> No.9464008

even japanese athletes look like girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zH8smB5ISM

>> No.9464013
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master race

>> No.9464025

32 kg? she could get blown away by the wind.

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>>9463973
But only for you, here's an emancipated picture of her.
How I hate what feminism does to fashion/clothing.

>> No.9464035

>19
she's fucking old for a gymnast, jesus

>> No.9464049

>>9464034

Some women look good in suits though, Anonymous.

>> No.9464050

>>9463976
Holy shit anon calm down.

>> No.9464052

Her teeth are horrible.

I'm more interested in that 14 year old Chinese girl. Isn't as cute as she was in 2008 though.

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>>9464049
Wise man. Here's your treat.

>> No.9464067

>le ugly asian

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>>9464067
Maybe your right but makeup can do wonders

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Okay guys I think this is the last.

>> No.9464101

>>9464067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny
>Using a panel of "Asian", "Hispanic" and "White" judges, Michael R. Cunningham found that the Asian, Hispanic and White female faces found most attractive were those that had "neonate large eyes, greater distance between eyes, and small noses"[22] and his study led him to conclude that "large eyes" were the most "effective" of the "neonate cues

>"Asians", not whites, are "clearly" the most neotenized human race.[17]
>Ashley Montagu mirrored this statement when he stated that the "Mongoloid skull, whether Chinese or Japanese" is the most neotenized human skull.[2] Ashley Montagu further claimed that the "European" skull was less neotenized than the Mongoloid,

Asian's with large eyes are the most beautiful. Jewish scientists said so, don't bother them about it.

>> No.9464103

oh god, it's hideous

>> No.9464119

>>9464101
But this asian has small eyes. In fact, most of them do.

>> No.9464135
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no, this is /jp/'s queen

>> No.9464154

everybody knows jp queen is moe !tron

>> No.9464168

>>9464135
>>9464154
The redhead is moetron you faggot

>> No.9464261

>>9464168
isn't moetron that one character

>> No.9464271

>>9464135
I don't even know who that is.

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>>9464271
Do you now?

>> No.9464287

>>9464284
Wasn't that in a shitposting thread a few days ago?

>> No.9464305

>>9464287
Wouldn't call it shit posting.

:)

>> No.9464308

>>9464284

me on the left

>> No.9464313

>>9464308
then me on the right!

>> No.9464324

>>9464313

wht u up 2 m8

>> No.9464331

>>9464308
>>9464313
So cute :3 How long you been together?

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So when is our queen going to make a new thread with new pictures tonight?

>> No.9464351

>>9464343
Is that really Moe!tron?

>> No.9464363

>>9464351

moetron is tokiko so no

>> No.9464358

that Japanese boxer was pretty cool

>> No.9464359

>>9464351
who the fuck is moetron? isn't that an /a/ character? there's a tripfag now?

>> No.9464365

>>9464351
Moetrons gf. Moe is the Asian

>> No.9464373

>>9464365
is moe!tron the trip? shit's not on the archive

>> No.9464377

>>9464343
Too busy sucking dick now

>> No.9464408

>So when is our queen going to make a new thread with new pictures tonight?
>our
>queen
Why would you post disgusting images of hores and proceed to falsily associate yourself before finally misleadingly exclaiming an incorrect fact capable of imploding /jp/ culture in its entirety if it were true?

I sometimes cannot understand the intense 'irony' some of you make use of.

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>>9464408
go back to jerking it to 2d drawings

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>> No.9464439

>19
Too old
>140cm
I hope that bitch grows up a little more.

>> No.9464442

>>9464419
What is it like being kissed /jp/?

>> No.9464444
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:-DDDDD

>> No.9464446

>>9464419
Bags of sand

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>> No.9464458

>>9464442
I do not know if you will believe me, this happened before I became NEET.

It was very awkward. It was my first kiss, and I had no clue how it worked. We rubbed our lips against each other and stuck our tongues in each other's mouths. Overall, it was an experience I do not want to repeat with another girl. A /jp/sie would be nice, though.

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>> No.9464462

>>9464446
You're a bag of sand?

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>> No.9464474

>>9464458
W-Would you kiss me like in my favorite JAVs?

>> No.9464478

>>9464474
How do they kiss in your favorite JAVs?

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>> No.9464495

>go back to jerking it to 2d drawings
No. I will now go to sleep and by the time I wake up I'll expect this horrible atrocity to have been banished to /soc/ or its appropiate board so that I or any other won't have to see this disgust which has to resort to half a meter of cosmetics to hide her hideous grimace.

>> No.9464497

>>9464495
who are you quoting?

>> No.9464518

>>9464478
S-S-S-Something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGs-df5UgA

I've always wanted to

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ITT a jew is spamming spurdo pictures, making you hate Finland more than Israel.

Don't fall for jew conspiracy.

>> No.9464546

>>9464518
That is quite sexy, I would love to do that.

>>9464527
But I love Spurdo.

>> No.9464556

>>9464527
But SPUARDO is about hating the US! See?
>>9462584

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>>9464546
I hate spurdo and other retarded memes the chans in my country produce, still everyone takes me for a 14 year old jonne spamming spurdo everywhere

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>>9464556
Exactly. Most /jp/ies are American, and that's how Israel-sama makes most of /jp/ hate Finland.

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>> No.9464639

>>9464050
fug u dont tell me how to do my job

>> No.9464642

>>9464135
>>9464284
>>9464343
>>9464419
How is she my queen if I never heard of her?

>> No.9464814

>>9464642
Welcome to monarchy.

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>>9464572
Löysää pipoa välillä hermanni :D

>> No.9465346

>>9463897
>dat face
she's ugly even for a boy
>3d

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