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9463537 No.9463537 [Reply] [Original]

Do you wish that you had a truNEET girlfriend?

>> No.9463539

No I want a virgin lawful girlfriend who brings money at home

>> No.9463540

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

>> No.9463538

Not in particular.

>> No.9463543

Yes, but not her. I'm extremely handsome and could get a much more attractive femNEET. The main reason I don't ever go out is because I got so tired of everyone always staring at me. Be grateful, ugly anons. Beauty truly is a curse.

>> No.9463547

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeeaah.

>> No.9463553
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9463553

I will just make a truNEET girlfriend with the power of my mind.

Why settle for less than perfection?

>> No.9463555

I wish I had a tru touhou girlfriend.

>> No.9463559

Shoot, shoot, shoot em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeahhh


Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeeeaaah

>> No.9463567

But my waifu is already a truNEET and 3D is ugly.

>> No.9463569

Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeaaaaaah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

>> No.9463570
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9463570

>>9463553
I can give you a hand with that...

>> No.9463573

Wow!
Look at those nose she's got on her!

Honk honk!
Honk honk!

>> No.9463577

I have one.

>> No.9463583

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeah

>> No.9463597

Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah


Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeahhhh

Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot ''em up, shoot ''em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot ''em up, shoot ''em up, shoot ''em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa hatas we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeeaaahhhhhh.

>> No.9463613

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot '''''em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeaaaah

>> No.9463629

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeah

>> No.9463646

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, sho0t 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cause when we give it to ya, we're gonna bring it to ya, oh yeah

Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot '''em up, shoot 'em up
Shoot, shoot, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Twelve gauges bust up in ya, playa haters we be quick to pin ya
You know we know, you don't wanna roll
Cuz when we give it to ya, we gon' bring it to ya, oh yeah

>> No.9463651

Tried it once. Bad idea, though it could have been just her.

Took a while to get her to open up, but after that she became super clingy. She needed constant attention or else she would complain about being lonely and bored. She would complain, pout, and sulk anytime I did anything that didn't involve her. Yet when I asked if she wanted to do anything, it was always "I'm not in the mood."

No surprise that when we broke up, she told all her friends that she was the only one putting in effort. But they already knew she was full of shit. They just didn't want to ignore her out of pity.

>> No.9464275

>>9463646
bump

>> No.9464292

Nigga, my gun go off

You see the barrell turnin'
You feel the hollows burnin'
Nigga now you learnin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm tryin to merk ya,
When I come back bustin'
Nigga, my gun go off

Don't try to say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack the clip in,
Nigga, my gun go off

We call it putting work in,
Leavin niggas hurtin,
Homocide's learkin'
My gun go off

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>>9464292
>>9464292
>Keepin' it real

>> No.9464342
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9464342

If truNEET = Hippie then HELL no...

>> No.9464356
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9464356

the hell?

>> No.9464386 [DELETED] 
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9464386

>>9464292

>> No.9464414

But I am a truNEET girlfriend.

>> No.9464441

Reminds me of that one guy in Monty Python who always played the women in drag.

>> No.9464833
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9464833

>>9463651
Ac-town is that you bro?

>> No.9464980

If that means she would be like me... then hell no, i can't even stand myself sometimes.

>> No.9464989
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9464989

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.9465025

>>9464989
tits or gtfo

>> No.9465029

>>9464989
Lain is a better god

>> No.9465038

>>9464989
is your vagina smelly?

>> No.9465079

Women are SUPPOSED to be NEET.

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