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You have faithfully kept the siege of Angband for several hundred years, but word reaches you that your forces have suddenly and unexpectedly been routed and thousands have been killed or forced to flee. You ride to the Gates of Angband, smite the gates down, and challenge Morgoth, the closest thing to a God there is on the planet, to single combat. You are Fingolfin, son of Feanor and High King of the Noldor in Beleriand.

What do you do?

>> No.9463070
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>>9463058
cry

>> No.9463141

kick his butt

>> No.9463293

>>9463058
Hawt Nero sex when?

>> No.9463301
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>> No.9463313

Make the dude limp around for the rest of his life.

>> No.9463353
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I don't know who those people are, I don't know who I'm supposed to be, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. What should I do?

>> No.9463365

>>9463353
Invite Morgoth chan out for lunch.

>> No.9463372

>>9463058
I fight him fair and square but eventually get ganged up on by his balrog cronies.

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>>9463353
The Silmarils, your life's work and the greatest pieces of art and craftsmanship that have ever or shall ever be made, have been stolen from your treasury. You know where the thief has taken them and you are now King of the Noldor. You are Feanor, son of Finwe, and you and your sons control a host of warriors and philosophers that will never again be seen on the face of the earth.

What do you do?

>> No.9463375

>>9463369
Act like a total dick and get my family cursed forever.

>> No.9463378

A long time ago I memorized the lay of Earendil and my brother memorized the Lay of Lethian XII for pretty much no reason. I was able to pick up most of the other.

>> No.9463405
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Why do evil people always have evil sounding names like ``Morgoth''?

>> No.9463426

I have to nuke the entire world. It's the only way.

>> No.9463433

>>9463405
Because of a hack writer called "Lovecraft".

>> No.9463432

>>9463369
Fuck my sister.

Or was that later on down the line?

>> No.9463438

>>9463405
He changed his name when he became evil to match....though "Melkor" still sounds kinda evil anyways.

>> No.9463452

>>9463369
>>9463432
>Fuck my sister.
King Arthur sure did.

>> No.9463462

this was really annoying to read.

>> No.9463493

>>9463432
I'm pretty sure that was Turin, who was only tangentially involved with the Silmarils, if at all.

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You stand on a mound made of bodies of orcs that you have slain, clutching your war-axe. You are surrounded by trolls and Balrogs. You know that you must hold out so that the Elvish armies that you and your forces are protecting can retreat in safety and salvage what remains of this disastrous defeat. You are Hurin, son of Galdor.

What do you do?

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