/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How would you ejaculate on Sanae's face /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

My cum is usually miniscule and not special, so probably the top choice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather cum in her mouth. I always think it's a waste to cum on body parts.

[Anonymous No.]

What are Sanae's ten desires?

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>>9461521
This.

Also why don't we use our hair when we cut it? Our head hair could be used to make coats, and those lewd people who shave their legs and nether regions could donate their hair to be used as rugs and carpets.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when my CAPTCHA for this thread is one letter off.

[Anonymous No.]

i cum bucket, then i cum another bucket, then another. soon i have filled all of the buckets i own and i frantically rummage through closets and cupboards, my penis wracked with jizz-spasms, hoping to find a suitable container for my semen. the horror! bowls, cups, plates, and milk crates, all drenched in stinking cock goop. priceless victorian china forever defiled. my dick is a veritable fuck fountain. the cum, the cum, the cum, gushing and flowing from the head of my gay dong, a deluge of dude slime, a jism cataclysm. Cum Death. as a splooge tendril trickles down the side of a garbage can, i realize that i have filled every suitable receptacle with my skeet. there is nowhere for my jizz to go. unless... unless... yes it seems outlandish but... yes! fists shaking i grab a knife in one hand and my spurty weiner in another. i slice open my stomach and stuff my schlong inside. the semen pours into my abdominal cavity and courses through my bloodstream. it is invigorating. my body is growing heavy now and my mind clouded with cum delirium. i sink into the floor. i am no longer a man. i am a Cum Vessel.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd cum in Sanae's ass because she really likes it in the ass.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9461564

I loved fap note.

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>>9461570
It was a fun manga, wasn't it?

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>>9461581

If I remember correctly, it started out funny then became really serious towards the end.

I enjoyed every minute of it.

[Mush !Mush..gCQk No.]

>>9461606
You mean, started off great then got shitty near the end.

Got lead on by that sweet chick who ditched him for the afro fucker. Granted the afro fucker was cool, but come on.

And then he ends up with that one slut, what the fuck.

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>>9461561
You listed ass twice

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>>9461615
Life doesn't always have the picture perfect ending.

Okay, it is a manga, but it's not a wish fulfillment manga, so there.

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>>9461615
>"slut"
>not "best girl"

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>>9461615
"Bro"colli is a real bro

[Anonymous No.]

When I cum, it just explodes everywhere in my immediate surroundings, like a saved off shotgun. Please tell me it's not normal to shoot in a steady stream with hunting rifle precision.

[Anonymous No.]

My cum is a giant glob, I wish I could shoot in a stream.

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>>9461634
You are the abnormal here. Rifle shot is the most common.

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>>9461634
Jeez, your penis is so creepy, onii-chan.

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>>9461634
Mine releases in a few bursts, and I can safely say I have no idea about this shotgun phenomenon.

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>>9461615
>lead on
>slut

Yup, forever alone nerds gonna be forever alone. Didn't you forget to whine about how the feeeeeemales are all friendzoning you?

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>>9461634
Mine goes off like a machine gun, as if I were peeing, but...you know, with cum. It doesn't go all over the place, though.

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>>9461696
It's a manga. The characters can't friend-zone him because he's not in it.

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>>9461696
>forever alone

Please leave and take your memes with you.

[Anonymous No.]

eheheheheheh

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>>9462038

Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

Ehehehe dicks

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>>9462038

[Anonymous No.]

I have fork-type cum, like the second dick. Years of training.

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>>9464496