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9460488 No.9460488[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Masturbation brings unhappiness.

I have not masturbated in three months and I feel happier than I have felt in years. If you want to feel happy then stop masturbating.

>> No.9460498

Correlation equals causation.

>> No.9460502

Enjoy your prostate cancer, nerd.

>> No.9460508

>>9460498
What, no it doesn- oh I get it

>> No.9460510

Habitual masturbation causes depression and lethargy. Once every two weeks is fine.

>> No.9460517

You're loss nerd, I just blew a sugoi load to blowjob doujinshi.
I really wish I'd stop fantasizing I'm the one sucking.

>> No.9460530

The real problem with masturbation is that it encourages you to want some kind of romantic relationship, even if subconsciously.

You can't masturbate constantly and hope to ever stop feeling lonely. The happiness that people report from not masturbating is really just what it feels like to stop feeling loneliness.

>> No.9460540

When I stop masturbating my hormones start raging like I'm 15 all over again. I can't take it easy without getting refreshed on a regular basis.

>> No.9460554
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9460554

That's it. I'm going to stop masturbating once and for all.

Again...

>> No.9460581

>>9460554
You can start tomorrow

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>>9460581
Don't tempt me.

>> No.9460973
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9460973

1. I feel happy when I masturbate.
2. If I stop masturbating, I'll lose happiness.
3. Masturbating brings happiness. No masturbating brings unhappiness.

>> No.9461070

it became a daily thing now, i don't feel like it's necessary but i can't stop

>> No.9461245

I have been trying for the past few years and every time I fail I hate myself even more

>> No.9461386

I hate masturbation but I can't stop
Please help

>> No.9461678 [DELETED] 

>>9461386
Choose from

1. Stop masturbating
2. Start loving masturbating
3. Seppuku

>> No.9461688

Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)10:47 No.9461678

>>9461386
Choose from

1. Stop masturbating
2. Start loving masturbation
3. Seppuku

>> No.9461689

>>9461678
Only 1 and 3 are an option for me

>> No.9461694

Masturbating helps me relax. I guess it's different for everyone.

>> No.9461703

depression or amphetamines will help you stop masturbating

>> No.9461704

Masturbating once a week helps me prevent myself from committing suicide
Now I have something to look forward every friday night.

>> No.9461713

touching that area is very lewd and should be avoided where possible
*proud non lewd citizen*

>> No.9461724

>>9460488
Citation needed

>> No.9461731

>>9461713

I want to do lewd things with you.

>> No.9461735

women can get away with murder claiming they were PMSing and dealing with hormones

why can't guys get away with murder by claiming they haven't masturbated for weeks and were experiencing massive increases of testosterone?

>> No.9461739

>>9461735
Because women are a protected class and men are not.

>> No.9461740

If you don't masturbate for a few days, you can cum a whole lot, /jp/!

>> No.9461783

>>9461735
When has that ever happened? Ever?
I know that the court systems in non-shithole countries generally have an unfair imbalance that favors women, but I don't think a woman has ever got cleared of a charge due to a PMS plea.

Please anon, let this be a joke.

>> No.9461791

How do I stop?I hate being lewd

>> No.9461816

>>9461791
Find other things to do anon, and slowly decrease the amount that you do it over time. if you get bored turn off your computer and play a video game, or go for a walk to the store to get a drink.

>> No.9461817

I hate wet dream after, so I need to do it at least once a week.

>> No.9461854

I've decides to never masturbate again. Its going fine, but I worry I might have a wet dream.

>> No.9461921

>start getting into traps
>lose fap desire

I fap like every two weeks now, I just don't have that constant desire like before and I forget about it most of the time

>> No.9461925

>>9461854
I had a wet dream once.
It was the best orgasm of my life.

>> No.9462072

>>9461925

Same here.

>> No.9462082

When the "nofap" thing became popular on 4chan I tried it, had wet dreams whenever I fapped less than twice a week.

No sex, of course.

>> No.9462139

wet dream is natural for men

even if you hate lewd things and didn't fapped you will still have a wet dream

actually it's the sign that you're still normal, you should be grateful
at least it isn't intentional and I know you don't want to become impotent

>> No.9462145

>>9462139
Everyone here is asexual, gay, or a pedophile. I sincerely doubt being impotent would particularly harm them.

>> No.9462151

I've never had a wet dream.

>> No.9462189

>>9462145
maybe impotent isn't the right term, I forgot what it's called if your penis can't get erected

I mean, if you're gay or pedophile you wouldn't seriously feel just fine if your penis is dead, right?

>> No.9462192

>>9462151
me neaither

but I dreamed I had a girlfriend. after I woke up it was the saddest day of my life

>> No.9462199

>>9462189
>b : unable to engage in sexual intercourse because of inability to have and maintain an erection; broadly : sterile
You were right, my bad.

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