/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How's everyone doing tonight? Anyone at Otakon? Just got back to my hotel room and I figured I'd post some of the touhou pictures I've gotten.

[Anonymous No.]

Got any pics of a cosplayer sucking your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

We're all polish here, get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

Mr. OP, could you get a 2hu to suck your cock, while still dressed, and post here 2morrow?
thx

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

do you just walk up to people and ask for a pic or are they posing for a bunch of people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458440
No but I did get a fig, two dakis, three art books and two wall scrolls. Did anyone get pictures of the photoshoot? I couldn't find the indoor fountain in the hilton and staff seemed clueless. Yukari here said she wouldn't make it there anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458434
More of her if you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/cgl/

pls go nobody cares about your cosplay shit

[xXTh4_w33dl0rd420Xx !nq57fUc9IY No.]

that bitch should suck my dink while i smokea blunt

[Anonymous No.]

LOL
what a shit op u lok like a dude

[Anonymous No.]

Any tewi cosplayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458434
She got the shoes wrong 0/10.

[Anonymous No.]

i am little girl
i am small
i am fragile
my mommy said: you no otakon, you be raped
i said: whats rapee, mommy?
she said: sex you dont want
i said: but i want to see my 2hu, i post 2hu wiff my jaypee friends
she said: whats 2hu and whats this jay bee? you no go or you get raped
so i said: i want raped by jaypee
then she said: ok then, but use condom
i said wiff an angry face: on my 2hu doujin they no use condom!

then mommy let me go. but i discovered all jaypee friends are also little girls, so no rape for me! i angry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458434
What a shitty sword.

I don't understand how cosplayers can put so much effort into a part of their costume and then just completely drop the ball on another.

[Anonymous No.]

You've got some nerve OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458457
I would walk up and ask them if they minded if I took a photo. They always agreed but I don't know if I bothered any of them. This Komachi's setup was really good.

>>9458460
Sorry, this is the only one I have. I didn't want to ask for several when we weren't even at the photoshoot yet.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9458458

It's the big area where I believe the game room is. At the far end of the convention, not the hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458488
Don't forget the laziness with the dress, one myon symbol? Are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458495
go back 2 maths

[Anonymous No.]

>Cons
We do not like cons here pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458508

rru r u kuotin?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458434
>Otakon
oh shit I forgot about that again I live in Maryland too I gotta go to that one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458515
You got me there, explain the hem though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458522
SHIEEEEEEEEET nigga, dose be sick

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458492
Hey Milk, find any good merch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458543
That cosplay is horrific.

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[Anonymous No.]

Thy be admiring my dubs

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9458543
Won't be there till tomorrow, sadly. So none to report of yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458492

hey milk, why do you hate me? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to do cosplay with pygma but I got busy with something else.

oh well, have fun everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't realize the glare in this one until I walked away.

>>9458557
Hope you have fun, not cosplaying as anything this year right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458577
Oh shit I got doubles!
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[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9458560
I wasn't aware I did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458557
I thought you weren't going.

Did someone decide to give you a lift in exchange of a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

I skipped Otakon this year, for the first time in 6 years

No cosplay inspiration, nobody to go with, no desire to drive to Baltimore, buying a full tank of gas each way.

Pic is something I took in 2011

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458561
Cosplay always is horrific

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458587
For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458577
>>9458588
>>9458599
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458492
wtf irony

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458597
Hey Canada boy, look at yourfaggot picture. You can't call anyone a faggot when your face is the ultimate faggot face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get doubles 5 times in a row?

imagine the endless darkness,the void that cannot be filled... it engulfies you.
it's cold∵∴ your consciousness is dizzying, nothingness fills your mind.

you dream of water.
water.∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
drinking water is essential to humans∵∴ and other lifeforms...(?)∵∴
water drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵∴∵∵
∵∴∵∴y∵ou wak∵∴e up?∵
The world.
The world where the sun never rises.
A planet with no oxygen.
The earth with no oceans or trees.

joy, sadness, despair, happiness
matter nothing...
i wake up.
nothingness
there is nothing
I play the piano.∵∵∵am∴∵∴I∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵
no--
i'm not the one playing the piano -- someone playes it.
i do not control body... is this my body?∵∴∵∵
∵∵∴∵∵i play a melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
surrounded by people(?)∴∵∵∴∵
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i play the melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵
∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
people(?) seem to know this melody, but i do not
i am the one playing this melody. it seems nostalgic, but i don't know neither the name nor the notes.∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵
i(?) just play it∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴
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my body starts to hurt∵∴∵i∵t∵∴∵∵h∵urts∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴w∵∴hy∵∵∴a∵∵∴re you∵hu∴rti∵∴ng∵me?

my eyes are blurry
my throat is dry
my head is dizzy
my vision is blurred
...
my conscience returns to me like lightning from heaven∵∵∴
in the instant-----
--i recognize this body
--i recognize this view
--i recognize this melody
--i recognize this people
∵∴∵∴i was tanasinn∵∴∵∴

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458619
You ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

People idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya because she acts like a guy. You ever wish you could have a girl as a friend, just to hang out with like one of the guys? A girl that would have the same interests as you, the same enthusiasm, the same keen observations and sense of adventure? How about a girlfriend that you could just hang out with, have fun with, and not have to listen to her whine and complain and leak. Haruhi Suzymiya is that ideal "hang out with" girl. She has fans because she has all the best traits of a guy friend you can hang out with, only she happens to be a girl. Understand that when people idolize over Haruhi Suzymiya, they idolize over the personality of a cool guy friend in a girl's body- an ideal friend/partner who has the best of both worlds, and would be nearly impossible to find.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>9458587
I might bring out either Patchy or Chen. But most likely not.

>>9458585
Oh? What were you going to do?

>>9458581
Not hardly, I just found out how cheap bus tickets were.
Was checking the amtrack before, and I didn't have the money to pay $200 for a round way ticket. Taking a bus is only $40rw

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>>9458585
You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!

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>>9458644

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　　　　　　　| | ∴∵ ∴∵ ∴ ∵
　　　　　　　∪ / ﾉ ∵　
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　tanasinn
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[Anonymous No.]

pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention, this is a serious cry for help. I have been faithfull to you, /jp/, for many years, and now I hope you can help me.

I was trying to shave my genitals today, to make them a little more comfortable for summer. I had no razor, so I was using some titanium scissors. Needless to say, I missed and accidentally removed a sizable chunk from the head of my PENIS. I passed out at first, but I woke up an hour or so later, covered in blood. I was able to stop the bleeding...but I wanted to put it back on and hope it would all be better.... I used super glue. It's holdong on there, but theres still blood, and a really bad line around the chunk, and it hurts oh god so bad... I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor, and I live by myself so I can't get anyone else to help.

I need someone on /b/ who knows something about medical stuff. What can I do? I don't know, if I leave it on there with the glue will it heal itself back on? Help me please, it hurts a lot. I've already taken 4 extra strength tylenol and its not helping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458659
I find this girl extremely attractive for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458644
I can't believe I'm doing this... but I need your advice, milk

I come home today to find 8 or 9 select images from my CP collection on my monitor. The really hardcore stuff. I'm sure some of you have seen the set of the 6 year old girl in the dog collar crying while she's molested. That kinda caliber of stuff.

I know I'm fucked. I never leave my PC on when I'm at work, and I certainly don't leave CP onscreen. I walk into the kitchen and my girlfriend is sitting at the table eating a sandwhich. This is it. I'm proper fucked.

"Hey" "So... are you into that kinda stuff?" no point denying the obvious "Yea... I mean... fuck I've never done anything to any kids or anything. I've never paid anyone. I... it's just the way I'm wired I guess. Shit I dunno..." "Huh... you know there's places where you can do stuff like that." "What?" She slides some travel brochures for thailand and the phillipines over the table. "Maybe we should think about somewhere else for vacation instead of new york this year."

She gets up, puts her plate in the sink, gives me a kiss on the cheek, and leaves for class.

This has to be a trick. She must be setting me up for the death penalty or something. God wouldn't let me be this happy. There's no way in hell I can have a pedo girlfriend.

Sadly... I'm in your hands

[Anonymous No.]

∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀∵ ）　＜　Watch out for Tanasinn
　　　　　　　　／　∴　　|　　　 ＼＿＿＿∴∵ ＿＿＿
　　　　　　　∴ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | ||∴＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿∵ ＿＿∴＼
　　 ∵ ￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458659
I feel bad every time I see these pictures.

Not for Pygma's sake or anything, I just feel bad in general that you could share something like that to someone and he'd just leak them for the entire Internet to see.

I also feel bad because she's trying to be sexy/cute but her body is all wrong and so is her face.

[Anonymous No.]

＿＿＿＿
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　　　 /∵／∴∵＼∵＼　　　　　
　　　/∵<・>∴∴.<・>∵|　　　　
　　　|∵∵／ ●＼∵∵|　　　　　
　　　|∵ /三　|　三|∵　|　　　　　
　　　|∵ |＼＿|＿／| ∵|　　　　
　　　 ＼ |　＼__ノ　　|／　　　　.　　
　　　　　＼＿＿＿／:、　　　　　　　
　　　　　/∵━○━∵ヽ　　　　　　　
　　　　/∵人∵∵∵ ＼:＼　　　　　
　　⊂´:_/　　）∵∵∵∵ヽ:_｀⊃　　
　　　　　　　/∵人∵（　　　　　　
　　　　　　/∵ﾉ　　＼：＼　　　　
　 　　　　ﾉ∵/　　　　ヽ∵ヽ　　　
　　　　　（＿_）　　 .　　（＿_

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>9458488
Nobody knows how to make half-decent weapons and props, apparently. It's a travesty, I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

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　　　 　　　 ヽ　 　ノ＿＿.　　　　　　　_/___/
　　　　　　　ﾉ____ノ∵∴∵ヽ　　　　　/：∴/
　　　　　　/∴∵/：(･)∴.(･)ヽ　　　/∵：/
　　　　　 /∵∴/∵／ ○＼：ｌ　　./：∴/
　　　　　/∴/：/：./三　|　三|：|　/∵：/　　　tanasinn
　　　　 /∵/：/∴|　＿_|＿_ |：| /：∴/
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　　　 /∵/：く∴:ヽ＼＿＿／∵∴/
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458685
Who is this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458685
She's not a good person though, she was into really heavy drugs a few years ago back during the split. She used to hit raves and ended up pregnant. Now her grandma has to take care of the baby. I would think that it would be a problem baby that requires heavy care which is why she can't take of it, drug ruining the baby or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458710
Are you illiterate?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what tanasinn is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458710
You're better off living in ignorance young one.

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ヽ　　　∵/∴∵∴∵(・)∴∵∴∵∴ : . 　　　￣===　‥∴∵∴ : : ‥
　|　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : ‥

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458698

Oh, I remember you. I lost my email.
How's that cosplay of yours gone? I've seen your sword once...

[Anonymous No.]

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　　　　|　　　　　　　∴∵(･)∴∴(･)∵
　　　　|　　　　　　 ∵∵　／ ○＼∵∵
　　　　|　　　　 　∵∵∵/三　|　三|∵∵
　　　　|　　 　 　 ∵∵∵|　＿_|＿_ |∵∵　tanasinn
　　　　|　　　　　 ∵∵∵|　　===　.|∵∵
　　　　|　　　　　 　.∴∵ ＼＿＿／∴∵
　　　　|　　( 　 ﾟ)　　　　　━（〒）━
　　　／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458458
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

not pasty i srsly just wrote thsi

[Anonymous No.]

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　　　　　　　　　　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
　　　　　　　.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵
　　　　　　　　　∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵
　　　　　　　　∴∵/ 　/　ミ 〉∴∵∵
　　　　　∴∵∴∵| ￣＼　/∴∵∴∵
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　　　　　　　∴∵∴∵　 `^|.|.|jj
　　　　　∴∵　　　　　　　 .l.|.|

[Anonymous No.]

I use "4chanG AA" to display proper SJIS, however, when the thread autoupdates. they aren't shown correctly.

Is there a way to make it work with the thread updater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458644

I was going to do Shin from Dorohedoro and she was going to do Nikaido. I was looking forward to that too since I've never been to a con before.

[Anonymous No.]

While I know that most of you tards will not answer me properly, I don't mind; I just want to get something off my chest.

I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now but our relationship has gotten quite rough for the past half year. Ever since she came back from Japan after being there for 3 weeks over the Christmas and New Years holiday, she's become a very Japanese obsessive with the whole 'Gothic Lolita' fashion.

While I do generally enjoy the fashion as a whole (my girlfriend looks very beautiful in lolita outfits), I am not very supportive with the community behind this sub-culture. Some (if not most) of these girls are snobby, arrogant, ignorant and vain bitches. Also, these said girls attempt to practice 'lolita etiquette that's just silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458745
I just use mona font by default it looks great as long as you use even px increments.

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∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴|　●　|∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴　＿／ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ
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　　　　　＼＼　＼　　　　＼　　／∴∵ノ
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458717
I can understand why you would be against promiscuity, drugs, etc (I am, too). But I fail to see how that makes someone a ``bad person''.

You can make terrible choices and still be a good person.

Anyway, that's not really what I was going for. Like I said, I don't care about Pygma herself.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Annyeonghaseyo /a/, my name is Kim Ken.

I'm a 27 year old American fan of Korean culture. I draw Animune and Maunnga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Korean games. (Starcraft, Starcraft 2)

I train with my hwal every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my archery license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Korean fluently, both Pyojuneo and the Gyeonggi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Korean history and their Confucian code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Korean visa, I am moving to Seoul to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a game designer for Blizzard!

I own several hanbok, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Korea, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Korean as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Korea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458753
copied this next part off her blog

"

A lolita should strive to hold her bag in front of her with both hands when walking (many lolitas fail to realise that a beautiful bag is as important as the shoes, it's important to buy a well coordinated bag that compliments your outfit as it's so noticeable)

A lolita's posture must be refined- she must sit and hold herself in an elegant and poised manner without the need to fidget. A recommended sitting position is with both feet neatly tucked to either the left or right (never crossed legged) with her hands gently resting upon one another in her lap.

A lolita must always be delicate, she must not do things in bad taste such as blowing her nose in public

A lolita must pay special attention to the small, daintier things that the common eye will miss, for example her shoes will never be scuffed. (It is advisable to carry pocket-sized shoe polish in the handbag) and there are never loose threads on her clothes (so carry a tiny pair of sewing scissors to get rid of loose threads) and her garment will always be impeccably pressed (no wrinkles).

"

If you've read this far, I'm very proud of you because I almost died reading through the first two points. Anyways, that was an example of what the community invloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458768
My girlfriend has developed a 'princess complex' because of this sub-culture and it's tearing us apart. It feels like I'm drifting further and further apart from her because my once happy relationship has turned somewhat very plain. I know this because I've noticed that I'm downloading more and more pornography these days. (yes, fap jokes aside).

Anyways, she recently found some porn on my computer. I don't go to great lengths in hiding it because I'm generally very open and honest with my girlfriend. I'd thought that even if she found some porn on my PC, she would understand considering I'm a guy and she doesn't necessarily give me what I want most of the time (I mean its okay. I'll just do it myself if she cannot do it with me.) But yea, I was wrong. She got very mad at me.

We've somewhat patched it up and I apologised etc but whenever we get into an argument, she would bring it up. Where it be related or not, she would just throw it in my face. It's been happening for the past month or so and tonight was no exception. Whenever I don't want to argue with her, I walk away but she doesn't let me and give me shit about me being pathetic, a sore loser, cannot handle the truth and etc. All I want to do when I walk away is to avoid punching her in the face. I'm not down with domestic violence and yet she seems to give me more and more the incentive to but I'm holding on. I won't hit her. She has slapped me across the face before but missing my cheek and hitting my right ear. For about 2 months when I blow my nose, air comes out of that ear. I'm actually partially deaf in that ear now having seen my GP. No one else knows about it. When I find that there’s too much noise during the night when my computer is on. I would sleep on my left ear because my right ear is not as responsive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458756
>You can make terrible choices and still be a good person.
And then there is this faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458754
Mona looking great for Latin text? Screenshoot your sight please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458776
14 px
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[Anonymous No.]

I honestly wish cosplay was illegal in America.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we please get back on topic?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458783
>>9458783
Well that's about it. I've never opened up to anyone in this world like I have with my girlfriend - physically, mentally, spiritually... and yet. I have all that been worked against me when she argues with me. I feel really torn, destroyed, insecure and betrayed. I really want to never open up to any girl in this world anymore. My ex in the past cheated on me with one of my friends and now another blow on my trust. I don't know what to do...

Thanks for listening anyways if you've actually read this far. Bel-air it, copypasta it, whatever. Thanks for letting me vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458580

You blocked me on some site. Tbh I never even talked to you so I wondered why.

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>>9458802
I don't have many photos, I didn't want to bug someone unless they didn't look busy.

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[Anonymous No.]

STFU and Look, I'm sick and tired of yall critisizing 50. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about 50 Cent. He is the best rapper out there, and if you don't think so, well you don't know music and you don't even listen to all of 50 Cent's songs. Some of the songs may be a little nasty but that isn't all he raps about. He sings about violence bacause he had somuch of it in his life! i mean he DID see his mother be murdered. and he sings about drugs sometimes because he dealed crack at a young age. he lost a lot of loved ones at a very young age too. he didn't start dealing drugs until that happened. Maybe you all should give his music a chance- by one of his cds. One day, i will meet 50 and tell him all about what i think. 50 Cent is the best!

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[Anonymous No.]

Ehhhh, most of you faggots are fucking noobs @ the internets.

I use linux not because I hate microsoft (believe me, I do, but that's not why), not because I want to be a geek (I am), but because it fits my style. It's so much easier to accomplish things when you have the power of *nix commandline goodies ala GNU tools, etc. As well, I don't have to spend time searching for cracks and shit because /everything/ I use is free and I can build it from source if I need to.

Not only that, but anything I don't like, I can crack open and change, usually without too much difficulty. Linux: The OS is /yours/.

Get the fuck out, all of you. @ OP, unrar-free might work, as well as install rar and using rar x filename. (rar might be in multiverse repos, you should have those enabled anyway)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458773
What do you mean?

Obviously I'm not saying that everyone is a good person regardless of what they do, I'm just saying that some bad choices in life don't instantly make you a bad person (unless those ``choices'' are really big things, like murder, etc.)

I don't understand how doing drugs instantly makes you a terrible person, even if it's a terrible habit.

[Anonymous No.]

If I EVER saw Milk on the street, I would fucking hit her. No fucking lie. They can arrest me, I don't give a shit. I'd still do it. To give her pain would be the greatest pleasure on Earth.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9458874
You don't consider taking drugs while pregnant, and then letting some family of yours raise your own baby just so you can go on and dress up like a cartoon character is wrong?

I don't think she even knows who the dad is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458832
Thats some nice ears there.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was sixteen, I raped my next door neighbor kid. She was a lot younger than me, ten or eleven probably. Cude kid. Skinny as anything, long brown hair, always bouncing around. When we were both younger, we'd play ghost in the graveyard, capture the flag, and hide and seek with the other neighborhood kids. In our version of the games, if you got put in jail, you got tied up with some old clothesline and "tortured" (tickled, lol)--we had enough people that it worked out, plus it was fun tying people up. At least that was the part me and my sister liked. But I found out that Jessi (the neighbor girl) liked being tied up. Whatever, it was a game, she was a kid, and no one thought much of it.

Fast forward five years. I'm in high school, my sister is in eight grade, and our neighbor Jessi is in fifth grade. Sis and Jess went to the same school.

Jess came home with sis (her name is Elizabeth, but I don't want this to get confusing) one day after school. Sis had promised her she'd let her go swimming in our pool. I guess they went swimming, because later I found Jessi, soaking wet in her swimsuit, in myh room. "Sorry!" she said. "Lizzie said your goggles were in here, and the water was hurting my eyes."

Fuck, she was cute. Dripping wet, pink suit clinging to her, cute little ass, tiny barely-there tits...GOD. I got hard just looking at her stand there.

"Uh...yeah. My goggles are actually over here..." I went out to the hallway and hunted them out of the hall closet. My eyes hit on mom's clothesline, though, and my mind went downthe gutter fast.

"Uh, Jessi. Do you want to play a game?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458876

Pictures of her?

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /b/:

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458886
I will never understand why people are still having kids when we have god's most beloved invention -abortion- to help us get our life back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458902
she bit her lip, cutest thing ever. Her swimsuit strap was starting to slip down off her shoulder, and I started to pray that she wouldn't notice. "like what kind of game?"

"Like...hide and seek," I said.

She grinned. "Okay, like with everyone How come you don't play with us anymore?" I guess the neighborhood games were still going on and she still joined in... interesting.

"I was actually thinking, like...just youand me."

"Okay, sure." She grinned at me and gave me a wet, drippy hug. I felt her cold, wet stomach press against my hard cock and nearly came right then.

"I'll count, okay? And if I find you..."

"You tie me up?" She giggled.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. My shorts were tenting out like the fucking circus. "Yeah. Tie you up," I said.

"Okay!" I found her and covered her eyes with a bandana. She laughed and let me guide her to my room. I laid her down on the bed andcarefully began tying her up--I started by just wrapping her up, mummy-style, but changed my mind partway though. Instead, I cut two pices of clotheline off, snaked them under the bed, and tied each end up one of her limbs--effectively tying her down to the mattress, spread eagle. this would have been way easier with a 4 post bed, but I had a twin, and it wroked okay for an eleven year old.

"Are you ready?" I asked her. "For what?" she giggled.

"For the TORTURE!" I yelled, and started tickling her. God, she squirmed. I sat on her chest and tickled her on and on as she bucked and squealed below me. I stopped every couple minutes to let her catch her breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458883
Wish she had an anchor, this is my last one. Felt weird walking up and asking for a photo then realizing she was probably walking around with her mom. There was a brohou doing futo who I wanted to give me a rad pose, didn't see him after I got out of line though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458886
I don't even know if any of the things you said are true (they probably aren't, honestly). I'm just debating the idea that bad choices don't instantly make you a bad person.

Yes, taking drugs while pregnant is terribly stupid and makes you a complete retard. I'm not sure if it really makes you a bad person, but let's say it does. All you have is conjecture about her being pregnant, her taking drugs while pregnant and the baby being affected by rugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458913
God, it was hot. I traced her face with my finger and dipped my finger into her mouth. she started suckling on it, which was suddenly the hottest thing i could imagine anyone ever doing--this tied down, swimsuit-wearing little girl, sucking hungrily on my finger.I ran my other hand down her body, lightly tickling her through the still-damp swimsuit. She murmured around my finger and sucked harder. I ran my finger quickly, lightly, across her crotch, and she bit down on my finger, arching her back, then went back to sucking.

I smiled. "nice girl," I teased quietly, running my hand across her tiny breasts, still flicking and stroking, a weak attempt at masking what I was doing by still pretending to "tickle" her. Whether she believed it or realised what was actually on my mind didn't really matter.

I lightly traced circles around her breasts, circling closer and closer to her tiny erect nipples, and she began to squirm again, this time straining to meet my touch instead of desperately pulling away.

I kept circling her nipples, moving closer....closer....closer...and then I stopped, hovering just above them.

She strained even more, pushing upwards, trying to feel my fingers on her nipples, the one placed I had avoided touching her. but she was stll blinfolded and couldn't tell that she'd never quiet arch her back *that* far.

[Anonymous No.]

>108 posts and 18 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Dammit /jp/.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458922
>>9458922
Damn, a horny ten year old girl. Who would have imagined?

I pulled my finger from her mouth, anf used both of my hands to caregully, firmly push her back down to the bed. she whimpered.

"is something wrong jessi? do you want me to untie you?"

"No!" her body tensed, then relaxed completely. "why did you stop," she whined a little. I forced surprise into my voice. "Did you like that?"

"...ye...yeah," she said shakily. "Please...don't stop?

"I don't know," I said, drawing it out. "I don't know if it's really okay for me to touch you..."

"but we played this all the time when we were kids!"

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," I returned my finger briefly to her mouth. "What do you want?"

She squirmed. "I want you to do what you were doing."

"What was that?"

"You were...you know!" She was so cute when she was flustered.

"I don't know," I said evenly.

"Tickling my...my...boobs."

"You want me to do exactly what I was doing? 'Tickling your boobs?' Just that?"

"N...no..."

"What else, jessi?"

"Keep going?"

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458917
So what would make someone a bad person then?
Did Adolf the Hitler just make a "bad" choice when he decided to kill 6million Jews? (not one more or one less)

Did Esau just make a "bad" choice when he sold his birthright? Maybe Solomon when he disobeyed G-d and built up his army?

Looks like you have some thinking to do my friend, some idiot you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458933
Can you please post the rest?
I'm close.

[Anonymous No.]

STICKY THIS SHIT MOOTLES!!1!

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you 4chan.

Today morning my parents had a call. The girl you know as "Cracky-chan' wanted to kill herself and is in hospital now. She will die in one or two days.

FUCK YOU ALL for this I knew her FOR REAL over years. I was never so sad in my life before. Guys do you not realise that this is for real? Thats not fun in the realtity a REAL person DIE because of 4chan.

I hope so all 4chan assholes burn in hell for ever. Thank you 4chan for killing one of my friends. I think this will bring consequences to 4chan.

This is my wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458954
I guess you're someone else who just decided to join in the conversation after only reading the last post.

Welcome! I did say some ``choices'' do make you a terrible person, not that nothing can make you a terrible person.

Please read everything that's been said before arguing something no one has even talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458967
"The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one."

I need something related that can actually top that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458975
This is some ancient pasta, alright.

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the rusted corridors of an eternal mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458982
She's a bad person, end of story. Comparable to Lilith the whore.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>9458946

You weren't just calling each other brother and sister, you were specifically calling each other OLDER brother an OLDER sister, an impossibility if you are to consider yourselves twins. Perhaps you should have her call you Onii-san and you call her Imouto-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458998
>imouto-san
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

3dpd congoer /a/, please leave

[Anonymous No.]

sage this shit

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else here not a racist, but wishes the Nazis had won?

Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.

It was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or new nations are. America was an experiment in democracy and (eventually) egalitarianism. The Soviet Union was an experiment in Communism. Nazi Germany was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of man and a wholehearted pursuit of our more teutonic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising global civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all men regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all men to transcend their passive, mediocre existances and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable species that mankind always had the potential to become.

Nazi Germany was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai /jp/, I forgot to sage this trash.>>9459002

[Anonymous No.]

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.]

The alternative physics is a physics of light. Light is composed of photons, which have no antiparticle. This means that there is no dualism in the world of light. The conventions of relativity say that time slows down as one approaches the speed of light, but if one tries to imagine the point of view of a thing made of light, one must realize that what is never mentioned is that if one moves at the speed of light there is no time whatsoever. There is an experience of time zero. ... The only experience of time that one can have is of a subjective time that is created by one's own mental processes, but in relationship to the Newtonian universe there is no time whatsoever. One exists in eternity, one has become eternal, the universe is aging at a staggering rate all around one in this situation, but that is perceived as a fact of this universe — the way we perceive Newtonian physics as a fact of this universe. One has transited into the eternal mode. One is then apart from the moving image; one exists in the completion of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

drop dead

[Anonymous No.]

My notion of what the psychedelic experience is, for us, that we each must become like fishermen, and go out on to the dark ocean of mind, and let our nets down into that sea. And what you're after is not some behemoth, that will tear through your nets, follow them and drag you in your little boat, you know, into the abyss, nor are what we're looking for a bunch of sardines that can slip through your net and disappear. Ideas like, "Have you ever noticed that your little finger exactly fits your nostril?", and stuff like that. What we are looking for are middle-size ideas, that are not so small that they are trivial, and not so large that they're incomprehensible. Middle-size ideas we can wrestle into our boat and take back to the folks on shore, and have fish dinner. And every one of us when we go into the psychedelic state, this is what we should be looking for. It's not for your elucidation, it's not part of your self-directed psychotherapy. You are an explorer, and you represent our species, and the greatest good you can do is to bring back a new idea, because our world is in danger by the absence of good ideas. Our world is in crisis because of the absence of consciousness. And so to whatever degree any one of us can bring back a small piece of the picture and contribute it to the building of the new paradigm, then we participate in the redemption of the human spirit, and that after all is what it's really all about.

[Anonymous No.]

Now listen here, fuckers. Learn the difference between JPG and PNG ALREADY.

- JPEG (pronounced jay-peg) is a most commonly used standard method of lossy compression for photographic images.

- PNG (Portable Network Graphics) is a losslessly compressed bitmap image format.

PNG is supposed to substitute GIF format, not JPG format you motherfuckers. For GIF, read "DRAWINGS, PAINTINGS, ICONS, etc" with a tiny palette. PNG IS LIKE A GIF WITH 65K COLOR, DUH.

So stoping saving your shitty PHOTOGRAPHS in PNG. IT WILL NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY AT ALL, NOR WILL MAKE YOU LOOK COOL OR INDIE.

[Anonymous No.]

It was my second year of college and I was walking back to my dorm one night (I attend UC Berkeley and it's fairly open to the rest of the town, Berkeley, itself) and I wasn't with anyone and it was a more secluded, quieter, darker side of campus.

So, anyways, out of nowhere comes these 2 white kids (Just like me) with a knife, demanding I hand over my money. Just as I'm doing this (I'm 6'8" 240 but I'm not going against a knife) some black guy rounds the corner behind the white kids. He just goes "WHAT THE FUCK?" and pulls a gun out of his waistband. First thing I think is "Oh fuck we're all dead" but he just approaches the kids, tells em to put the wallet, cell phone and the knife they had on the ground. They do and then they ran. The guy just tucks the gun back in his waistband and smiles at me. I was kind of nervous but really fucking thankful, so I offered him some cash for possibly saving my life. He said "No, I'm fine. I'll get my payment eventually. There's benefits to being a good guy, right?" I nod and laughed at him.

However, right before I left he asked if he could use my cellphone. I handed it over and he made a call. Turns out he was on his way to Christmas shop and had forgotten the list so he needed to call his uncle back and recheck it.

I have never met another human being like that again. He changed my perceptions of minorities forever.

This is not copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

I remember the very, very first time that I smoked DMT. It was sort of a benchmark, you might say, and I remember that this friend of mine that always got there first visited me with this little glass pipe and this stuff which looked like orange mothballs. And since I was a graduate of Dr. Hofmann's, I figured there were no surprises. So the only question I asked is, 'How long does it last?' and he said, 'About five minutes.' So I did it and... [long pause, audience cheers] there was a something, like a flower, like a chrysanthemum in orange and yellow that was sort of spinning, spinning, and then it was like I was pushed from behind and I fell through the chrysanthemum into another place that didn't seem like a state of mind, it seemed like another place. And what was going on in this place aside from the tastefully soffited indirect lighting, and the crawling geometric hallucinations along the domed walls, what was happening was that there were a lot of ahh.. beings in there, what I call self-transforming machine elves. Sort of like jewelled basketballs all dribbling their way toward me. And if they'd had faces they would have been grinning, but they didn't have faces. And they assured me that they loved me and they told me not to be amazed; not to give way to astonishment. And so I watched them, even though I wondered if maybe I hadn't really done it this time, and what

[Anonymous No.]

they were doing was they were making objects come into existence by singing them into existence. Objects which looked like Fabergé eggs from Mars morphing themselves with Mandaean alphabetical structures. They looked like the concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyper-dimensional transform into three-dimensional space. And these little machines offered themselves to me. And I realized when I looked at them that if I could bring just one of these little trinkets back, nothing would ever be quite the same again. And I wondered, Where Am I? And What Is Going On? It occurred to me that these must be holographic viral projections from an autonomous continuum that was somehow intersecting my own, and then I thought a more elegant explaination would be to take it at face value and realize that I had broken into an ecology of souls. And that somehow I was getting a peek over the other side. Somehow I was finding out that thing that you cheerfully assume you can't find out. But it felt like I was finding out. And it felt.. and then I can't remember what it felt like because the little self-transforming tykes interrupted me and said, "Don't think about it. Don't think about who we are... Think about doing what we're doing. Do it! Do it! DO IT NOW!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not 3DPD, I've transcended.

And yes, melanin levels in skin will prevent a possible plane reformation given time after death, not to mention females lack enough orgone to reform through will.

When I die my dust along with this planet will drift through space, and it will only be a matter of time until my consciousness is reborn and recreated in another plane of existence, or even a dimension shift. Enjoy being dead forever or being relegated to stone while I ascend to planeswalker status.

It is too late for you, Zion has only a short time left until their success and you will forever live the rest of your days on this ball of dirt while I patiently await my resurrection beyond Juden hell.

Remember /jp/, three hands in the sunlight make the life of the party, don't be tempted by Garn or Malchidael, your fate is in your hands given time stays linear.

[Anonymous No.]

Progress of human civilization in the area of defining human freedom is not made from the top down. No king, no parliment, no government ever extended to the people more rights than the people insisted upon. And I think we've come to a place with this psycedelic issue. And we have the gay community as a model, and all the other communities, the ethnic communities. We simply have to say, Look: LSD has been around for fifty years now, we just celebrated the birthday. It ain't going away. WE are not going away. We are not slack-jawed, dazed, glazed, unemployable psychotic creeps. We are pillars of society. You can't run your computers, your fashion houses, your publishing houses, your damn magazines, you can't do anything in culture without psychedelic people in key positions. And this is the great unspoken truth of American Creativity. So I think it's basically time to just come out of the closet and go, "You know what, I'm stoned, and I'm proud."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9458491
The only almost good one.

[Anonymous No.]

What you see, I think is the morphogenetic field. The invisible world that holds everything together. Not the net of matter and light, but the net of casuistry — of intentionality, of caring, of hope of dream — of thought. That all is there, but it has been hidden from us for centuries because of the exorcism of the spirit that took place in order to allow science to do business. And that monotonous and ill-considered choice has made us the inheritors of a tradition of existential emptiness — but that has impalded to us to go back to the jungles and recover this thing. ... The question is, can we dream a dream that is sufficiently noble that we give meaning to the sacrifices that have been made to allow the 20th century to exist ... I am convinced that if there were no shamanic pipeline, there would be no higher life, as we know it, on this planet. ... We are all cells of a much larger body, and like the cells of our own body it is hard for us to glimpse the whole pattern of the whole of what is happening, and yet we can sense that there is a purpose, and there is a pattern...

[Anonymous No.]

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

[Anonymous No.]

We have to stop CONSUMING our culture. We have to CREATE culture. DON'T watch TV, DON'T read magazines, don't even listen to NPR. Create your OWN roadshow. The nexus of space and time where you are -- NOW -- is the most immediate sector of your universe. And if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Bill Clinton or somebody else, then you are disempowered. You're giving it all away to ICONS. Icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that, you want to dress like X or have lips like Y... This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking. That is all cultural diversion. What is real is you, and your friends, your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears. And, we are told No, you're unimportant, you're peripheral -- get a degree, get a job, get a this, get that, and then you're a player. You don't even want to play that game. You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459047
I'm not making anything up, it takes a lifetime of study to fully understand the secrets that are hidden from you in this life. Given two or three you might be able to reach my level.
I've worked with Kabbalism and have not only mastered their mysticism but also their lies they intended to hide from me, I can thank those others who are also curious that did uncover "ether" harvesting which is a hidden scientific fact you may learn from school of Orgone. Eventuality is a simple fact that may be beyond the realm of abstraction your mind may comprehend.

I've infused myself with enough life over the years with these methods that I am now prepared at any moment to fully leave this plane. If you start this very moment you may reach enlightenment as I have within two cycles, maybe this one if all goes well, *NGC 1399*, it must not aim in our directed if the eye catches you it will be impossible to escape.
Just like a sphere stretched to a flat object an entire surface will be a tangent, when Sol crosses that section make sure to complete infusion as it is the most complete moment.
If you need help with triangulation refer to Maffei 1. I can't say much more.

[Anonymous No.]

why hasn't this shitty thread been deleted? take your ugly weeaboos back to >>>/cgl/ and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that people don't understand. As the Firesign Theater used to say, 'Everything you know is wrong.' But that is a very liberating understanding, because if everything you know is wrong, then all the problems you thought were insoluble can be framed differently. And there's a way to take the world apart and put it back unrecognizably. We don't really understand what consciousness is at the really deep levels. With some of the tryptamine hallucinogens, you see into possibilities where questions like, 'are you alive?' 'are you dead?' 'are you you?' seem to have been transcended. I think people have a very narrow conception of what is possible with reality, that we're surrounded by the howling abyss of the unknowable and nobody knows what's out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459065
The janitor is a con goer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459033

Doesn't a person, when reaching the speed of light, ceases to be mass and becomes energy?

[Anonymous No.]

A balkanization of epistemology is taking place. There is no longer a commonality of understanding. For some people quantum physics provides the answers. Their next door neighbor may look to the channeling of archangels with equal fervor.
It is accompanied by a related phenomenon which is technology, or the historical momentum of things, is creating such a bewildering social milieu that the monkey mind cannot find a simple story, a simple creation myth or redemption myth to lay over the crazy contradictory patchwork of profane techno-consumerist post-McLuhanist electronic pre-apocalyptic existence.
Into that dimension of anxiety created by this inability to parse reality rushes a bewildering variety of squirrelly notions, epistemological cartoons if you will. Conspiracy theory, in my humble opinion, is a kind of epistemological cartoon about reality. Isn't it so simple to believe that things are run by the greys, and that all we have to do is trade sufficient fetal tissrten in the art of amateur historiography.
I believe that the truth of the matter is far more terrifying, that the real truth that dare not speak itself is that no one is in control, absolutely no one. This stuff is ruled by the equations of dynamics and chaos. There may be entities seeking control, but to seek control is to take enormous aggravation upon yourself. It's like trying to control a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Because the fact is, what blinds us to the presence of alien intelligence is linguistic and cultural bias operating on ourselves. The world which we perceive is a tiny fraction of the world which we can perceive, which is a tiny fraction of the perceivable world, you see. We operate on a very narrow slice based on cultural conventions. So the important thing, if synergizing progress is the notion to be maximized (and I think it's the notion to be maximized), is to try and locate the blind spot in the culture — the place where the culture isn't looking, because it dare not — because if it were to look there, its previous values would dissolve, you see. For Western Civilization that place is the psychedelic experience as it emerges out of nature.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>9458731
Pretty nicely I'd say. I post it on /cgl/ selfpost threads from time to time, if you wanna dig around for it. Prolly not gonna put it on /jp/ though.

Ah, you lost your email?

[Anonymous No.]

∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe
　　　　　　　　　　 　∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart
　　　　　 　.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism
　　　　　　　 　　∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self
　　　　　　　 　∴∵/ 　/　ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure
　　　 　　∴∵∴∵| ￣＼　/∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system
　　　　　 ∴∴∵∴.､` 　／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse
　 　 ri　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles
　 _＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements
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　　　　　 ∴∵　　　　.l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」

[Anonymous No.]

Please sage/nokosage if you're gonna spam threads to kill them you autism sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'M A KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459035

If this is not copy-pasta, why did you posted in such an unrelated thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Orient yourself towards the psychedelic experience, towards the psychedelic phenomenon, as a source of information. A mirror image of the psychedelic experience in hardware are computer networks. Computer networks, paradoxically enough, are a deeply feminizing influence on society, where, in hardware, the unconscious is actually being created. It's as though we took the Platonic bon mot about how "if God did not exist, Man would invent him", and say "if the unconscious does not exist, humanity will invent it" — in the form of these vast networks able to transfer and transform information. This is in fact what we are caught up in, is a transforming of information. We have not physically changed in the last 40,000 years; the human type was established at the end of the last glaciation. But change, which was previously operable in the biological realm, is now operable in the realm of culture.

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

The psychedelics are a red-hot social issue, ethical issue, whatever the term for it is, and it is precisely because they are a deconditioning agents: they will cast doubt in you if you are a Hasidic rabbi, a Marxist anthropologist, or an altar boy, because their business is to dissolve belief systems, and they do this very well and then they leave you with the raw datum of experience, what William James called in infants 'the blooming, buzzing experience.' And out of that you reconstruct the world, and you need to understand that it is a dialog where your decisions, the projection of your grammar onto the intellectual space in front of you, is going to gel into the mode of being. We actually create our own universe because we are all operating with our own private languages.

[Anonymous No.]

Yet science is going to tell you that the only things worth describing are those phenomena that can be repeatedly triggered. This is being these are the only phenomena that science can describe and that's the name of the game as far as they are concerned. But we, to claim our freedom, to take advantage of the tiny moment between immense abysses of unknowability, perhaps death, perhaps other reincarnations, perhaps transitions into other life forms, these things we don't know, but in the moment of being human we have the unique opportunity to figure things out. And I have the faith that it is possible, sometime, somewhere, to have a conversation, perhaps no progress will be made until the ninth hour, but to have a conversation in which reality could be literally pulled to pieces, beyond the point of reconstructing.

[Anonymous No.]

Mark mentioned the vector of virtual reality, nanotechnology, global communications — it's clear that we're moving toward, if not the Eschaton itself, then some kind of historical echo of it, in simulation, that, for all practical purposes, will be the same thing, as far as the impact it has on our lives.
For example, you could doubt my much-vaunted prediction that the world will become unrecognizable by 2012; but do you doubt for a moment that by 2012, every major religion on Earth will have vast simulations of its eschatological vision for you to wander in and try out– so that you can look in on Nirvana.com, or lope over to the Celestial City, or look in on Sufi paradise? I mean, religious ontologies will be marketed like beers! And will be made as realistic and compelling as possible!
Well then, who is to say what is real and what is not? "Real" is a distinction of a naïve mind, I think. We're getting beyond that. I mean, naïve empiricism worked well enough, until the discoveries of quantum physics seventy or eighty years ago revealed the hideous secret that the bedrock of reality is a funhouse basement!

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

In the Amazon and other places where visionary plants are understood and used, you are conveyed into worlds that are appallingly different from ordinary reality. Their vividness cannot be stressed enough. They are more real than real, and that's something that you sense intuitively. They establish an ontological priority. They are more real than real, and once you get that under your belt and let it rattle around in your mind, then the compass of your life begins to spin and you realize that you are not looking in on the Other; the Other is looking in on you. This is a tremendous challenge to the intellectual structures that have carried us so far during the last thousand years. We can do tricks with atoms, there's no question about that, but these tricks immolate us. The higher-order structure of molecules, let alone organelles and that kind of thing, is intellectual incognita to us. We have no notion of how these things work or what is going on. Yet it is from those levels that the constituent modalities of reality are being laid down.

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

>>9459083

Well, I check /cgl/ once and then, you seemed to be a pleasant person.
Yes, I forgot my email's password, after not using for 2 months of travelling. But no worries, it's free to create another one, anyway. I may do so soon

[Anonymous No.]

To a large degree I think the sixties were probably misplayed. But on the other hand it seems to be the last decade when anything happened. The lid has been utterly on ever since. It's an illusion all this change. There is no change. We're living in some sort of weird eschatological hiatus while the people who rig the game try to send out for new batteries or something. I don't know what's going on. There's energy for change building. I think that when it ultimately comes it will be fairly spectacular. It's astonishing actually the way in which change has been halted. Everyone is running around saying "change change change" but on the other hand there is a curious sense in which things have become eerily dreamlike and still, while we just teeter on the edge of the end of history; and the same personalities, the same design elements, everything has looked the same in the galleries for twenty years. There is an eerie suspension.

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

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４．ｄｏｎｔ　ｈａｖｉｎｇ　ｍｏｎｅｙ，　ｍａｎｙ　ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ
　ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔ，　ｈｏｌｅ　ｉｎ　ｃｌｏｔｈｓ　ａｎｄ　ｄｉｒｔ
ｙ　ｐａｎｔｓ，　ｏｌｄ　ｓｈｏｅｓ
５．ｒａｐｉｎｇ　ｊａｐ　ｇａｌ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｊａｐ　ｇａｌ　ｓ
ａｙ　ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ　ｂｏｙ　ｎｏ　ｔｈａｎｋｓ，　ｖｅｒｙ　ｕ
ｇｌｙ　ａｎｄ　ｆａｔ
６．ｖｅｒｙ　ｓｍｅｌｌ　ｏｆ　ｆｏｏｄ　ｅａｔｉｎｇ　ｂｙ　ａｍｅ
ｒｉｃａｎ
７．ｖｅｒｙ　ｓｍｅｌｌ　ｂｏｄｙ，　ｎｏ　ｂａｃｋ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｔｉ
ｍｅ，　ｓｏｍｅｔｉｍｅ　１０　ｄａｙｓ？
ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ＝ｍｏｎｋｅｙ　ｓａｍｅ

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A conclusion of that same era was that language is alive. I experienced this very concretely on acid. English as an animal, a kind of amoebae, extending its pseudopodia of description into every nook and cranny of reality, a kind of syntactical Los Angeles, ever growing, expanding and including more and more empty or natural territory into its grid of meaning. Wasn’t it Burroughs who observed that “Language is a virus from outer space?” What does it want with us, and how can we tell if it won’t tell us? And then how can we trust its message since even the act of deconstructing it involves a total commitment to it as both means and end? ETs and countless other almost realities or wannabe realities seem to be the minor flora and fauna of a purely linguistic domain. And then there is the ambiguity of memory…It is more and more amazing to me that we can sustain the hallucination of any meaning at all.

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If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.

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Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

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bump

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the future must lay witness to the horrors within

[Anonymous No.]

1) Nice
2) Epic
3) I like it.

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Hey janitor you missed one!
Oh wait no you just baby sat through all the posts you didn't like.

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Fugg you janitor, do you know how long it took me to type out all those tanasinn's to avoid flood detection?

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Fuck you janitor.
Good job deleting all the /jp/ related while leaving this thrash here.
Fuck you, reported directly to moot.

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>>9459843
>>9459843
What the FUCK is this cgl bullshit?
How's THIS allowed and not other threads?

Is the Janitor some feminazi? There's rumored to be some feminist mods about 4chan in general.

Seriously, if Janitor bans any of us meta-posting, this is complete horse shit. Any janitor that cares about jp wouldn't leave this cancerous faggotry up. Full mad 10/10.

I CANT TAKE IT EASY WITH STUFF LIKE THIS.

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>>9459927
The Janitor is a con-going loser that wants to force his hobbies on /jp/.

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I bet the janitor didn't even read any of the texts he deleted.

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>feminist mods

This would explain how those /jp/ boyfriend threads lived so long the other day.

[Xx Sephiroth1999 xX No.]

haha this thread is still here, cosplay is jp related that proves it NSJ is epic ftw :) :D

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

wow this thread... got cleaned up?

Why not just delete it?

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Look at all the nerds boiling itt lmao

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You got a whole board for this con bullshit.

It's bad enough I have to see stupid "con stream" threads on /a/; get this shit out of here.

[Xx Sephiroth1999 xX No.]

>>9460039
lmbo ikr. NSJ pwned all these bad kids by cleanin up the crapposts mwahahah. :P

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That janitor is retarded. Unless it's some sort of elaborated troll.

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>Otakon
>/cgl/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4y-w9eIaUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNtwb4sP0IA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD05lyPfT7k